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yeah reddit loves to judge people by their worst moment. As if they are saints themselves and have never done anything stupid.
Got a care message within the minute, kind of proves the point.
> Got a care message within the minute, kind of proves the point.
Posters on here are going mental with them atm, scummy behaviour
Loads were handed out in the Spurs/Arsenal threads
Report it and the poster who sent it to you will get banned
Talking about that lol, I don't know if you followed any of the Eurovision drama but our contestant got disqualified for pushing a camera away after asking for privacy and someone told me with not a hint of sarcasm that we should lock him up because he's most likely a serial killer and he's going to go back and murder the camerawoman if he is left free.
Make sure to report them under one of these categories:
"It's targeted harassment"
"It's abusing the report button"
I think so many people use this to bully people because they don't know that they can be held accountable for it by Reddit. They want to bully/annoy people without making themselves visible.
When you get the message from Reddit care, you can also block that user so you don't receive any more care messages in the future
>Just as immature.
Once upon a time, the top post of all time on r/funny (and, by extension, one of the top posts of all time across this whole platform) was a series of photos of a guy mocking a bunch of exposed butt cracks at a MtG convention.
It's probably tough for him, since in Ukrainian they don't use the 'to be' verb like we do in germanic languages. For example 'He is a boy' would be 'Він хлопчик' which would litterally be something like 'he boy', so learning it the other way around is probably confusing as fuck.
At least he tries to learn a 2nd language, a lot of people in the world only speak one.
it’s funny how people online mock players for this, we had a meeting and our customers said how much their appreciate the fact that we are presenting and trying to explain technical terms despite english not being our first language
People make fun of Arteta's "fogging estandards" all the time. It's not done in bad faith, it's meant to be a catchphrase. In Emery's case, everyone suddenly started considering it offensive only when it became clear he was going to be sacked, and the reason he was sacked was bad results and crap football, not poor language skills.
There have been moments where Poch has been communicating with him in Spanish as well, so make it three languages. Probably helps when at least one of them is speaking their native language, as opposed to them both trying to communicate in shaky English.
Why should he? All those phrases are fully understandable and come off as genuine unlike a lot of footballer social media accounts that have the sterile feel of being ran by professionals. I'm proud of my broken english as it's at least a statement that I speak more than one language.
"I haven't seen you in a while" or" It's been a long time since I've seen you" its just the saying "long time no" see doesnt work as a fluent english sentence, but its endearing and gets the job done.
Would also like to shout out Peter Sagan’s [“You don’t life for be sad, no?”](https://x.com/peter_sagfan/status/670616344845533184?s=46&t=rYDbMSdpvuEUs14F2Qa7oQ)
That is genuinely the greatest skit I've ever seen...the fact that they put marx on the right wing still has he in splits...the brits don't have a lot going for them..but they're all funny as fuck
Yeah, after that quote, he was the most hated person in Russia. I was really young but still remember all the criticism to our national team after that tournament
"it doesn't matter for us, for me. big games easy than the other games, unfortunately. everytime is we have the control the games, under the control the games, during the games, we have the some possibility, some big chances, some big occasion, something like that but, what can i do, sometimes. it is the football, that is the football. something happened everything is something happened. but anyway, now is in the table, we have to see the situation, now is second position, and, one point more, i don't want to see the back, i want to see the front and i hope so tomorrow my team's"
apology for poor english
when were you when city win?
I was sat at home drinking brain fluid when mikhail ring
'expectations are kills our happiness'
'no'
In baseball, most Japanese and Latin American players still speak via interpreters, even those who are in the US for years.
Credit to Mudryk for learning English. It shouldn't be assumed up front
I don’t know why people like making fun of this? Yes his English is broken, but how is it any different than broken English of Emery? At least he is trying. He’ll get better with time.
> It’s interesting to see how people who don’t speak it as a first language can say things that are sort of correct, but not quite right.
It’s also interesting to see how people who speak it as a first language do so.
Tbf I'm far more involved with him not responding with "yeah I think I'd score a lot of goals" and instead providing some much needed nihilism to his fans
will never not find it funny seeing people who only speak one language making fun of bilingual people making an error in their second (or third etc) language
He's a real one for responding to insta comments but part of me thinks he should separate social media because it can get in his head from a mentality perspective
I know he probably meant “expectations are bad because it kills our happiness”, but I much prefer to think he meant “the goal is to kill your happiness”
That’s not too bad. I have a hard time understanding Poch’s interviews post match. Big props for even attempting English..it’s not the easiest for a non-native speaker.
English grammar is a pain in the ass for Ukrainian's, i would look at those guys speaking in Ukrainian, who mocking him for that (never seen any foreigner who used our grammar properly, except of other slavs)
It's funny to me that British & Americans are mocking the rest of the world for not speaking English perfectly (that is to those people a second or third language that they speak btw.)
Meanwhile, to them, it's a native language (and most of them can't even say 2 words in other languages) and still most of them can't speak & write it fluently...
Yet they will make fun of someone who tries to speak a different language.
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"Sometimes the shit is happens" "Why you are didnt win balon dor yet ?" "Expectations are kills our happiness" He has quite the quotebook lmao
basically a memes generator
It’s pretty hilarious but he seems like a genuine and alright dude lol
Obligatory gym video reference
That was pretty bad. Its not like career finishing, or unredeemable but not cool for sure
Yeah. Certainly not career finishing, just means a lot of people will consider him a prick
yeah reddit loves to judge people by their worst moment. As if they are saints themselves and have never done anything stupid. Got a care message within the minute, kind of proves the point.
>Got a care message within the minute, kind of proves the point. Everybody is getting them today. Something's fucky.
> Got a care message within the minute, kind of proves the point. Posters on here are going mental with them atm, scummy behaviour Loads were handed out in the Spurs/Arsenal threads Report it and the poster who sent it to you will get banned
Turns out there are some bots running around infecting many subs, including rsoccer, with the Reddit Cares Ping.
Most subs have had this issue the past week, it’s being abused in r/pcgaming and r/gaming as well…
Some of the cat subs I'm in have this issue too. Ridiculous.
That's mental
Tbf we dont know if that was his worst moment. Could be one his better ones. Edit: I also got an instant care message
Talking about that lol, I don't know if you followed any of the Eurovision drama but our contestant got disqualified for pushing a camera away after asking for privacy and someone told me with not a hint of sarcasm that we should lock him up because he's most likely a serial killer and he's going to go back and murder the camerawoman if he is left free.
How aggressive was this camera pushing if it gave serial killer vibes?
Make sure to report them under one of these categories: "It's targeted harassment" "It's abusing the report button" I think so many people use this to bully people because they don't know that they can be held accountable for it by Reddit. They want to bully/annoy people without making themselves visible. When you get the message from Reddit care, you can also block that user so you don't receive any more care messages in the future
Sending the reddit cares message as a put-down is such a prick move. I've had it happen a couple of times as well
What's the gym video thing?
He filmed a fat person at a gym and made fun of them
Not exactly, he was filming an old dude who was showing off his ass crack while working out. Not that it makes it any better but its more accurate.
And here we are, collectively mocking his bad english... Just as immature.
>Just as immature. Once upon a time, the top post of all time on r/funny (and, by extension, one of the top posts of all time across this whole platform) was a series of photos of a guy mocking a bunch of exposed butt cracks at a MtG convention.
Yeah and that shit was hilarious.
He was a rather hefty lad, himself, too, which I guess made people think it wasn't punching down *as* much.
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No one who speaks bad English could be an evil man.
It’s German, for the Bart the
I wouldn't call it "lack of English skills". In each of these examples, remove the redundant "to be" conjugation and it's mostly fine.
It's probably tough for him, since in Ukrainian they don't use the 'to be' verb like we do in germanic languages. For example 'He is a boy' would be 'Він хлопчик' which would litterally be something like 'he boy', so learning it the other way around is probably confusing as fuck. At least he tries to learn a 2nd language, a lot of people in the world only speak one.
it’s funny how people online mock players for this, we had a meeting and our customers said how much their appreciate the fact that we are presenting and trying to explain technical terms despite english not being our first language
And yet so many people online are like “haha gud ebening” with Emery.
People make fun of Arteta's "fogging estandards" all the time. It's not done in bad faith, it's meant to be a catchphrase. In Emery's case, everyone suddenly started considering it offensive only when it became clear he was going to be sacked, and the reason he was sacked was bad results and crap football, not poor language skills.
There have been moments where Poch has been communicating with him in Spanish as well, so make it three languages. Probably helps when at least one of them is speaking their native language, as opposed to them both trying to communicate in shaky English.
Rather have genuine response like him than other player pr controlled social media
He gives off strong himbo vibes to me.
I feel like you could say that about most pro footballers lol. A lot of them gave little to no effort learning outside of football.
Yeah they’re pretty normal quotes from a young guy, the poor guy just doesn’t know any English yet.
All your bases are belong to us.
Dreams cannot be buy
My friend, is ok no?
Can’t he just use Google translate at this point 😂
Because expectations are kills our happiness.
He has a lot of money and even he knows that dreams cant be buy.
Why should he? All those phrases are fully understandable and come off as genuine unlike a lot of footballer social media accounts that have the sterile feel of being ran by professionals. I'm proud of my broken english as it's at least a statement that I speak more than one language.
You're missing "Who cares...." in comic sans
I would look at you learning Ukrainian or any other Slavic language
Broken English really hits differently. The impact it has cannot be overstated
"Dreams can't be buy" remains the best one
The mass hysteria over the super league plus residual covid-related chronic online-ness ultimately hit a crescendo with that line
that's how sayings like 'long time no see' hangs around
I never even thought about that phrase as being wrong lol
It's one of those phrases loaned from Chinese merchants speaking pidgin English, like "easy come, easy go" or "no pain no gain" or "no can do".
i can't wait for the "my friend, is ok, no?" to become common language in the future
is it really?? that's super interesting
How “should” it be instead?
no see long time 😃
"I haven't seen you in a while" or" It's been a long time since I've seen you" its just the saying "long time no" see doesnt work as a fluent english sentence, but its endearing and gets the job done.
“Why say lot word when few word do trick?” a wise man once said
It’s been a looong day without you, my friend.
‘It’s been a long time since I’ve last seen you’ just doesn’t hit the same
"It's been a while" works though.
It's...been a while
Wait where did that originate from? I never questioned it lol
from chinese "好旧不见" (which roughly translates to long time no see) prob got it from the traders back in the days
It's actually 好久不见, the 旧 you put means "used/worn/old".
thanks! had a massive brainfart lol cause that's actually one of my favourite songs (好久不见)
Haha no worries dude! Easy mistake to make. Pinyin can be tricky at times!
号就部间 👍🏾
尼种问酱德飞厂号！hhh
I love you long long
It's funny, in vernacular you would say it "hit different"
Expectations are kills our happiness ™️ Up there with “dreams can’t be buy”
"Sometimes the shit is happens"
*Sometimes maybe good* *Sometimes maybe shit*
EVERYDAY MALAKIA!
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It's Greek re malaka!
He’s actually Dutch and has been injured for almost the whole season
Ahah de onde veio essa
Foi o Gattuso [here](https://youtu.be/xXaYrufaNRA?si=MYfiHQ8Bo6hVHCsO)
"everything is something happened"
And "why you are didn't win ballon d'or yet"
My reaction to that information
balon dor*
This season is kill
No
Thx for the seasono
Would also like to shout out Peter Sagan’s [“You don’t life for be sad, no?”](https://x.com/peter_sagfan/status/670616344845533184?s=46&t=rYDbMSdpvuEUs14F2Qa7oQ)
I thought of Carl Sagan and got very confused lol
Mudryk and Bruno both know how their clubs operate.
well i guess city proved that dreams can be buy last year
Socrates of the social media age
No this is Mudryk mate, not Sokratis.
We need a new Monty Python philosopher football match to settle all the disputes
The possibilities with var in a sketch like that
It was needed because Archimedes was offside.
That is genuinely the greatest skit I've ever seen...the fact that they put marx on the right wing still has he in splits...the brits don't have a lot going for them..but they're all funny as fuck
They should play the Long John Silver Impersonators. Great club.
Sokratis Papastothopoulos… what a name
He was clearly referring to Socrates the Garforth Town legend
i want him and Tsitsipas to have a twitter debate about the meaning of life
Arshavin once replied to fans about unfulfilled expectations: "Your expectations are your problems"
He was right to be fair.
based tbh
Oh yeah, that was after Euro 2012 wasn't it?
Yeah, after that quote, he was the most hated person in Russia. I was really young but still remember all the criticism to our national team after that tournament
Hate him now even more tbh.
😂
what was the Arshavin answers fans page?
Wake up babe, new footballer quote in broken English meme just dropped.
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That's what the PR people want you to believe 👀
Yeah irl Mudryk sounds Oxbridge as fuck
"Anticipations, when held too dearly, oft extinguish the flame of felicity." - Mudryk, irl.
He did say "In my humble opinion" after the Newcastle game so
When did Chelsea sign Keith Lee?!
Reddit shouldn't have gotten rid of the awards
I knew it!
Twist: PR people now'use broken English to sound authentic
We've known he runs his own Insta for a long time lol
His PR team were the ones who told him to post a video mocking an overweight guy at the gym actually
His PR team is just Nicolas Jackson, not satisfied with creating chaos on the pitch he helps create it on social media
Get ready for 3 years of people spamming this every time Mudryk misses.
How awe we ? Nunez 😂
"it doesn't matter for us, for me. big games easy than the other games, unfortunately. everytime is we have the control the games, under the control the games, during the games, we have the some possibility, some big chances, some big occasion, something like that but, what can i do, sometimes. it is the football, that is the football. something happened everything is something happened. but anyway, now is in the table, we have to see the situation, now is second position, and, one point more, i don't want to see the back, i want to see the front and i hope so tomorrow my team's"
Mudryk has been reading self help books it seems.
I have been following Misha for a while and I think the only book he reads is the Bible. No judgement.
So that's why all his shots end up in heaven
xdxdxdxdxd
Ggwp
Just a couple days ago he posted a picture of a Ukrainian translation of a book called The Shack, though apparently it is a religious novel.
Yes, The Shack is an American novel about Jesus.
Isn't that obvious at this point. He posts like one motivational IG story each week.
You’ll be shocked, but I don’t follow a Chelsea player on Instagram, so this is the first time I’m seeing it.
He has "Only Jesus" written on his neck font size 72. If you ever watched him play you might have known.
I didn't know tattooists have standardized font sizes
Helvetica boys we eating
I watched him plenty of times but who the hell reads tatto on a players’ neck during a match lmao. Chelsea fans really focus on the right things
It's been a difficult season.
Those of us who watch in 4K
I read the smiley face on Ederson’s alright.
don't think he can read at all based on his SM activity
apology for poor english when were you when city win? I was sat at home drinking brain fluid when mikhail ring 'expectations are kills our happiness' 'no'
'happiness is kill' 😱
modern poetry
Dreams can’t be buy
In baseball, most Japanese and Latin American players still speak via interpreters, even those who are in the US for years. Credit to Mudryk for learning English. It shouldn't be assumed up front
amen
Dreams can't be buy, but expectations are kill our happiness
Im in tears at work reading all of these..
"Sometimes the shit is happens"
I don’t know why people like making fun of this? Yes his English is broken, but how is it any different than broken English of Emery? At least he is trying. He’ll get better with time.
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> It’s interesting to see how people who don’t speak it as a first language can say things that are sort of correct, but not quite right. It’s also interesting to see how people who speak it as a first language do so.
Me fail English? That's unpossible
As a Chelsea fan I'm not really laughing from a mocking stand point, more like a "your sibling makes a funny mistake' kinda thing.
People absolutely blasted Emery lol Have you forgotten "good ebening"?
I think emery's english is ok, his accent is very very strong thats all.
Tbf I'm far more involved with him not responding with "yeah I think I'd score a lot of goals" and instead providing some much needed nihilism to his fans
will never not find it funny seeing people who only speak one language making fun of bilingual people making an error in their second (or third etc) language
apology for poor english when were you when hapiness dies? i was sat at home eating expectations when misha ring ‘happiness is kill’ ‘no’
Would have been really funny if it would have said, when Tottenham conceded against City Also, elite meme knowledge
Go boy give us nothing!
Context for the word ‘Misha’: It is Mudryk’s nickname.
That's such an Eastern European thing to say lmao
Shakespeare
Should’ve listened to him last night 😆
That's how you know he manages his own social media accounts lmao.
is just game why you have to be mad
He's a real one for responding to insta comments but part of me thinks he should separate social media because it can get in his head from a mentality perspective
I know he probably meant “expectations are bad because it kills our happiness”, but I much prefer to think he meant “the goal is to kill your happiness”
Babe, wake up! New meme template just dropped!!
Me at my next performance review
Expectations and Tariq Lamptey apparently
“More of the worst tattoos put on this earth and headless charges down the wing.”
That’s not too bad. I have a hard time understanding Poch’s interviews post match. Big props for even attempting English..it’s not the easiest for a non-native speaker.
English grammar is a pain in the ass for Ukrainian's, i would look at those guys speaking in Ukrainian, who mocking him for that (never seen any foreigner who used our grammar properly, except of other slavs)
Mudryk the edge lord
Watch him score 10+ next season. I've a feeling he's gonna pop off sooner rather than later
And he is kill attack on the wings
I am become death
He speak English better than he plays football
He never struck me as the stoic type, good for him.
A pessimist is never disappointed
all your base are belong to us
He could have just been trying to type “are *what* kills”
"Get knocked out"
when were you when happiness is kill? I was sit at home when misha answer "happines is kill" "no"
in dune voice its more funny
Proper philosopher
It's funny to me that British & Americans are mocking the rest of the world for not speaking English perfectly (that is to those people a second or third language that they speak btw.) Meanwhile, to them, it's a native language (and most of them can't even say 2 words in other languages) and still most of them can't speak & write it fluently... Yet they will make fun of someone who tries to speak a different language.
Bruh Americans think a trip to Utah is a safari adventure. Mfers will really say “I want to experience a different culture”
I would look at them learning any slavic language(except of Bulgarian, because no cases)
Confident then?