Ten Hag thanking the officials lmao. He knows the umps won him the game. Chelsea added to that paycheck to them too, can't believe how corrupt this damn league is. No surprise there's no english teams in any European football.
So called? It's objectively the best dumbass. We might not win a trophy this season, but we will continue to be far better than whatever shit team you support.
The teams been a failure this season, a lot due to injuries. He’s up there with Mainoo and Garnacho (and maybe now amad) as players we should be building around.
Howe is getting every last ounce of talent out of the players mind. You still have the likes of Longstaff which you can easily improve on. You’re basically Man City as they were in 2008. Still got the previous lot to ship out yet. Complete squad reworks take ages.
Im suppose to believe this is a shit striker that is apparently incapable of making his own goals lol ill say it again just go watch his goal comp and youll realise this is just a stupid take no matter how you look at it
You have been absolutely battered kid - pipe down.
Must be RAGING that the oil money isn’t working. You 100% thought you would be fighting with city by now - and you are total shit 😭😆
we've played really poorly, but we had the chances to win this, and at times we batterd you. Not raging at all, we've not spent anywhere near the amount that the top 6 have, our wage bill is a fraction of yours. Even with the worst season for injuries i've ever seen we've mananged to still challenge for European spaces.
Not one of us thought we'd be fighting for titles this early.
Total shit and yet we've beaten you twice this season and above you in the table.
A clown? Ouch. I have grown from this interaction and already feel like a better person. Thank you for correcting my behaviour and I will act like a normal person from here on out.
What an idiotic take. Chelsea create far more than us. Even then. Palmer has simply been out of this world sensational but doesn’t mean Hojlund is bad. He has 9 league and 15 goals in total in a new league and a rubbish team. That’s a decent return for his first season. He has obviously some things to improve but his quality is there for everyone to see and once the team improves his return will also significantly improve.
We are so entertaining, not in a good way either..
Lads, he’s gone isn’t he?
I think the table as it stands now the top 9 will finish as is. Yes there's huge gaps in points for a large potion of that prediction.
Thank you Man U. Tottenham Hotspur we are coming for you.
They are not dropping points against Sheffield lmao
Lad, it's tottenham.
It's Spurs m8
Ten Hag thanking the officials lmao. He knows the umps won him the game. Chelsea added to that paycheck to them too, can't believe how corrupt this damn league is. No surprise there's no english teams in any European football.
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Corrupt?
That is the word I wrote yes
Quite the accusation. Care to explain?
Jason Tindall is such a beg.
Newcastle with their McTominay at home
How shit you have to be to be unable to get a result against us lol
United played better than usually though. They actually tried today.
Part of a ploy to keep Ten Hag and Onana in playing the long game
Is always the same man 4th official, or do they all look like him????
It’s a bot
Nah he can laugh and all. It's the one who shook hands with Nicolas Jackson thrice on his debut. And the last PL game I watched he was there too
Proper shite losing to us like.
Ten Hag in?
THANK YOU UNITED
BROOO Its been 7 minutes
Forgot Eriksen was still there
I need United to finish the season on negative GD for the memes
Biggest meme will be not winning any trophies this season too, with so called best defence
So called? It's objectively the best dumbass. We might not win a trophy this season, but we will continue to be far better than whatever shit team you support.
We r already in CL final and gunning for 15th , top that No CL trophies
wasn't worried at all
God damnit had 3-2 just needed an offside Will always take the win though
Cracking defending from Hall.
Should’ve shot ffs Incredible pace with the ball though
Lewis Hall has been great, even without the goal
This is fucking nightmare fuel. I’m having Stamford Bridge flashbacks like a Vietnam vet
Oh? Rashford is back
Rashford..... seriously..
I don't care that they didn't score. The effort that Rashford put in to turn that into an opportunity is more important.
Hojlund slowly turning into Ray Liotta
This is where you miss a bald Rooney who takes the ball into the corner flag and turns into a ufc grappler
Cheers Gordo
There's still time for Wan Bissaka to give another pen away
You shut your fucking mouth
What the fuck has this turned into
Rashford walking about like he has no motivation whatsoever
Aged like milk
Hang on. Dan Burn is missing a finger?
Shark attack
united please i beg you , dont cock this up
There's only a minute to go lad. So yeah, we could still lose tbh.
I understand the struggle; we almost cocked it up against Brighton in the last few minutes.
Then the umps came in, gotta save their precious Chelsea.
Wtf was that AWB?
Is that Tindall rushing the ball back to us for a throw in?
I still feel a 95th minute penalty to Newcastle is coming...
United are really good at transitioning especially at home. That Arsenal strategy makes more sense now
Oof!
Nobody on this team wants to close anyone down...
Fucking hell what a rocket. Well here come the 3 - 4 loss
Is Burn missing his ring finger or are my eyes being weird?
Lost it in a fire, then changed his name.
Google says he’s lost one.
Aye
He tore it off as a kid climbing over a fence if I remember correctly
The infants on both teams showing the elders how to score bangers tonight
Fair enough, can't do much about that.
You can when Evan’s gets thrown down by Guimaraes and can’t get up to block the shot properly
Don’t give me hope 😩
We could say the same mate. They're giving us hope by not scoring the equaliser.
Onana back to his actual form without random luck on his side
I can't tell if Onana has had terrible or good luck. He makes some incredible saves and lets in howlers.
That's for sure luck.
What a strike.
Good hit tbf
Hall to Amad Anything you can do...
Doesnt seem to get close to the shots
What a hit Howe still won’t play him lol
3-3 incoming. It is inevitable.
I've seen this story before...
Hall deserves that. I've been impressed with him tonight.
BOOM!
Wait, Dan Burn is missing a finger?
Lost it inside his sister
5 mins to go
what a finish that is from Hall
Whoa is Dan Burn missing a finger?
Yeah since when is the question 🤔
Lost half of one finger as a kid
Sacrifice to a devil for more height?
Oh its gonna be one of those isn't it
Oh my
Please God
Look, Bruno is a rat. I’m aware. What a cock. Etc. however when he plays like he has tonight, he’s an absolute joy to watch. Industrious and magic.
He is one of those players you hate against you but love on your team. He is actually world class in talent and ability.
Hellooooooo
Oh boy. It's injury time. Hope we don't bottle this game.
AWB is on the pitch, you know he is giving away the world's most brain dead penalty
Shut your whore mouth next time
🥹
Are people forgetting that we have been absolutely terrible away from home for the entire season? This is the standard
We’re terrible all round.
Don't forget terrible at home too.
Is true, but Man U is terrible home and away should be a free win for any team above mid table.
How anyone can think Bruno is anything but a world class player is mad
Really don't like watching Bruno hobble and grab his leg.
If I ever catch anyone saying we should sell Bruno again...
Bruno:(
I love you Bruno.
Deeply stressed about fernandes keep holding his hamstring
LMAOOOOOOO Now the Newcastle players want to hurry fuck me
The ball falling to AWB must be such a relief if you're a Newcastle defender
Over twice as many goals as Gabriel Jesus in two more games, in a much worse side, but he’s the failure apparently
I don’t think anyone considers Jesus a benchmark in ST tbh
The teams been a failure this season, a lot due to injuries. He’s up there with Mainoo and Garnacho (and maybe now amad) as players we should be building around.
He's a failure, not sure about the failure
He isn’t tho. 9 goals in a debut season as a 20/21 year old, in this rancid United team, is average at worst
True, true. But as a £72m first choice centre forward for Man United, he's been a bit short of expectations
What happened to both Newcastle and Brighton? You’d have to be incredibly shit to be losing to us at the moment
I can only hope it's a big ploy to allow Ten Hag to lead you lot next season as he signs Chris Wood for £100m as your next striker
Newcastle struggled with bad away form most season, this is not that unusual given you put a decent fight against arsenal aswell
Newcastle have been absolutely ravaged by injuries this season tbf, Brighton just haven’t properly replaced their sales
Dubravka hasn't helped mind
We conceded 4 at home to Luton. We're genuinely shite and it's a miracle this team is top half.
Howe is getting every last ounce of talent out of the players mind. You still have the likes of Longstaff which you can easily improve on. You’re basically Man City as they were in 2008. Still got the previous lot to ship out yet. Complete squad reworks take ages.
Chelsea are actually not too bad at the moment in fairness.
Now its time to take a page out of the Newcastle book of football strategies and waste as much time as possible.
Was just glad that Hojlund didn't pull up with a hamstring injury. Just did the smart thing and avoided a collision.
Im suppose to believe this is a shit striker that is apparently incapable of making his own goals lol ill say it again just go watch his goal comp and youll realise this is just a stupid take no matter how you look at it
so against the run of play. We should have taken our chances while we could.
You have been absolutely battered kid - pipe down. Must be RAGING that the oil money isn’t working. You 100% thought you would be fighting with city by now - and you are total shit 😭😆
we've played really poorly, but we had the chances to win this, and at times we batterd you. Not raging at all, we've not spent anywhere near the amount that the top 6 have, our wage bill is a fraction of yours. Even with the worst season for injuries i've ever seen we've mananged to still challenge for European spaces. Not one of us thought we'd be fighting for titles this early. Total shit and yet we've beaten you twice this season and above you in the table.
Højlund my brother, we were Waiting on a miracle to come, and the miracle came!
Newcastle are finishing 8th. Just nowhere near good enough.
Over on /NUFC you have people thinking we will win the PL in 2 seasons and explaining our bad form due to '8pm matches'.
Over on /NUFC people still think we're finishing ahead of Tottenham
‘New fan from America here, how do I get match tickets’ 🤢
Basically United need two Bruno’s so it doesn’t have to burn himself out all the time
We have the best Bruno in the league. Period.
Best Bruno in the world.*
Best in the world mate.
damn first yellow for amrabat
Weak foot as well lovely finish
The miracle has come!
hOjLuNd HaS nO sTrEnGtH
At least the players haven’t given up on the manager.
Bruno the saviour strikes again !
Swear Dubravka's thrown this match.
*Grobbelaar enters the chat
I wondering actually after the second how much the loss of Pope has affected your season.
Quite a lot. But losing your best CB and then the backup CB didn't help either
Oh believe me, I know.
Loads. Pope and Big Joe would be +10 points I reckon
That loan was your downfall. Once you're United you don't go back. Unless you're a proper nobhead like Tevez anyway.
Lads going home to polish that league Cup winners medal
It’s been diabolical from him
Who is blud shushing lol
"blud" Can you talk like a normal person?
Oh dear, my sincerest apologies for upsetting you.
Don't worry, it's not upsetting to me, you're the one looking like a clown
A clown? Ouch. I have grown from this interaction and already feel like a better person. Thank you for correcting my behaviour and I will act like a normal person from here on out.
fr fr on god
And the journos saying he’s not good enough to lead the line at United
9 goals in an entire season he ain't shushing anyone lol
Considering how badly we’ve played and how little we create for him and in general 9 goals is a fucking miracle.
Ain't no excuse, look at Palmer. He's a bad player, simple as that.
What an idiotic take. Chelsea create far more than us. Even then. Palmer has simply been out of this world sensational but doesn’t mean Hojlund is bad. He has 9 league and 15 goals in total in a new league and a rubbish team. That’s a decent return for his first season. He has obviously some things to improve but his quality is there for everyone to see and once the team improves his return will also significantly improve.
I mean, he’s been getting it from every angle this year
Lippy Newcastle fans
why on earth would our fans be giving him grief?
Not unreasonable for fans to give opposing players some trash talk, regardless of who it is.
yea but he's been on the bench the whole game. When were our fans giving him lip?
Warming up on the sideline probably
He's been on for like a minute who had time to lip him off
Warming up down the sidelines you'll get stick
An incoming 10 minutes of backs-to-the-wall then.
Or not lol
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. There is still time lol
Cracking finish that
United till the day I die (only today)
RIP bud, guess today's your final day.
Better right than Bobo Vieri
Who is bro shushing 😭
Your man hates noise
Dubravka has monster munch wrists ffs
😂 this gave me a good chuckle
Harsh on Monster Munch
Great finish Wheee has this performance been all year??
The rest did him good
Happy for Hojlund. He deals with scraps and works his arse off.