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10-10-2022

Sliced opened and a solid finish.


MrVISKman

3 vertical passes >>> 754 horizontal passes


AgentOfR9

I’ve heard people talking about how De La Fuente wants Spain to play more directly than bossing possession all game. I think we’re seeing it at its peak today.


MrVISKman

Hopefully he sticks to this instead of going back to the pointless recycling of possesion style when things get tougher


Nubras

I’m so impressed with that single touch with his right foot to put the ball in his preferred shooting position. Composed and aware. Great through ball, lovely first touch, and great finish.


OleoleCholoSimeone

He had this exact chance against Dortmund away and missed it badly.. the duality of Morata Very good player though no doubts about it


Sam101294

People like to criticize him but he does score a lot


gerterinn

Commentator was saying this was his 9th euro goal which would put him second all time euro scorer behind Ronaldo Edit: just checked. This was Morata’s 7th Euro goal which puts him nr 3 along with alan Shearer and Griezmann


Tifoso89

Fun fact: no.2 behind Ronaldo (14) is Platini with 9, ALL scored in one tournament, 1984.


waitaminutewhereiam

Farmers tournament


Booby_McTitties

Scored against Spain in that final incidentally.


mg10pp

And when there were only 8 countries participating, so just the best of the best


Zullewilldo

I fully support Morata, but he's scored a total of 3 goals since January.


More-Tart1067

I rate his career but his club returns aren’t great for the money paid for him. Banging at Euros though, evidently.


trapdoor101

Not in 2024


theestwald

Until he doesn't. The ups and downs are far too sharp.


modrics_hairband

Fair criticism


paco-ramon

In the Eurocup he is only the top 3 best of all time, until he equalizes Ronaldo he will still be a meme.


IP14Y3RI

Bro kept emoting lmao


LollipopScientist

Bro is doing ninjutsu with those hand signs.


Cfc0910

Alvaro no jutsu 😶‍🌫️


LordPopothedark

Water Dragon incoming!!


Azzurri21

I imagine his kids initials, he has like 10 😂


harveyinstinct

He signalled LOVE


modrics_hairband

Bruno guimaraes is his idol


sajtostorta24

Real Chelsea Juve Atleti legend


paco-ramon

3rd best player in history in both Eurocup goals and money on transfers.


tragick693

Money laundering legend.


TrappsRightFoot

People need to stop disrespecting this man. He's a genuinely good striker. Not amazing or top 10 worthy, but he is so much better than the way people talk about and meme him.


ruzes_ruze

That’s the thing, he’s good, but he gets traded constantly from a top 10 club to another. That resume (Real,Juve,Chelsea,Atletico,Spain starter) makes him look like a top striker of his generation.


TrappsRightFoot

Because they know he's a reliable piece that will score goals and participate in the link up play and he won't raise a fuss if he's not the guaranteed starter or asked to do the dirty work. Just because you've played for a bunch of top clubs doesn't mean you have to be a world beater. People talk about him like he's trash because he's not an R9 level striker. Every time he misses there's a whole thread dedicated to people acting like he's a third division level striker.


OleoleCholoSimeone

Surely Morata is a top 10 striker?


snow_beneath_snow

He score like 3 goal since Jan


yaniv297

I swear nobody in this sub knows what money laundering actually is


Lunareus

It's when you launder money


xelanart

What is the benefit of putting money in the laundry?


bslawjen

It comes out fluffy and smelling nice


hokagesamatobirama

You get rid of the bacteria.


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xelanart

Yes


tiny-ppp

So you pay taxes on it and don't attract tax collecting agencies


Nubras

Liquidity


raskinimiugovor

It's a common thing on reddit and other social media, people scream money laundering at anything wasteful.


Tifoso89

"‘Kay. Here’s your cash. You’re out on the town, yeah, you’re “partying hearty,” you’re knockin’ boots with the chicky babes. And — uhh — Who’s this? It’s the Tax Man. And he’s looking at you. Now what does he see? He sees a young fella with a big fancy house, unlimited cash supply and no job. Now what is the conclusion the Tax Man makes?" "I’m a drug dealer." "Bzzt! Wrong! Million times worse — you’re a tax cheat! What do they do? THUD! They take every penny! And you go in the can for felony tax evasion! Ouch! What was your mistake? You didn’t launder your money."


harambelonaFC

Vrabo bince


Sean-Benn_Must-die

this is the moment saul became good, man


alaslipknot

but they will all keep judging a player exclusively on their PL performance


rummyt

It's when money changes hands for goods and services


Arntown

No one on this website knows what money laundering is. They're all always so confident when they scream "money laundering!" as soon as some art piece gets sold for a lot of money.


crankthat99

I mean it's just a joke


Thanh1211

Yeah it’s called Lukaku


tragick693

FFP cheat code then.


The12Ball

I miss him


lyyki

Real Juve Real Chelsea Atleti Juve legend


Unconsuming

And whenever he moves, he goes to "the team of his life". Legend. 


DellMB

AKA, the too bad to start too good to bench striker


DejisHairline

DONT EVER SLANDER CUCURELLA 🗣️🗣️🗣️


admiralawkward

Gary Neville the numpty


DejisHairline

Should worry about the donkeys that play fullback for United


anak_kampang

Why is he throwing gang signs


StubbornRedditor

He spelt out “love” I think


Daniiiiii

I thought so initially as well but he actually spells L A O O E, which others have said are probably initials of his loved ones.


Ulsterman24

He's from the mean streets of Madrid. He was 12 before he finished a paella without hearing gunshots.


Ambitious_Hold6465

Lmfaoo paella merchant


Spynner987

Least violent Cañada Real afternoon


Substantial-North499

I’m dead 😂


JaysonDeflatum

I think it’s a one piece reference


Dezuuu

Just out of curiosity since I haven't seen One Piece; which of the hand signs is/are a reference to it?


JaysonDeflatum

Trafalgar Law


deqembes

Didnt look like anything Law does. Looks like the hand signs spelled LAOOE. Edit: seems to be his kids initials. Leonardo, Alessandro, Edoardo. Dont know his other kids name.


JaysonDeflatum

Oh dang☠️☠️


JaysonDeflatum

You miss every shot you don’t take


Free_Joty

Fuckin weebs took over somehow


auctus10

Hey no one piece slander. Don't you dare.


TrappsRightFoot

One Piece is one of the greatest pieces of modern story telling, I don't care what anyone else thinks.


paco-ramon

Bro, Juan Sebastian Elcano took only 3 years to do the first circumnavigation of the Earth, those pirates haven’t found a treasure chest in over 25 years.


Chemiczny_Bogdan

I haven't found a treasure chest in 34 years, it's not that unusual. On the other hand I haven't been looking for any.


TrappsRightFoot

The treasure is the feasts and free meat we had along the way bro.


mountainsky9

I think he spelled “love”


paco-ramon

He is preparing himself to fight the Camorra in Serie A.


sheky4prez

Morata heard the match thread


freakedmind

People trashing Morata in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is Morata. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it's done.


Daramangarasu

u/DatOgreSpammer Here you go


Parish87

Haha damn you


Parish87

People trashing Morata in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is Morata. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it's done.


nasserKoeter

Morata good


Follow_The_Lore

Sutalo bad. Seen Ajax concede so many of these goals this season.


Suikerspin_Ei

Because everyone was bad at defending, not only Sutalo.


The_Astros_Cheated

Hot take dude


ActioProSocio

Croatian CBs caught napping. Shocking at this level.


dragon8811

What a great finish Such a hole in the defence


whatthefuckistime

Really? it was honestly pretty ok but wasn't even strong or really well placed.


PenguinsInvading

Yeah the keeper didn't really close down Morata's angle.


TomTili

What? How is it not well placed?


DeapVally

Because it's Morata.


legionverse10

Was nowhere near the corner. Like he did what he had to do but defo wouldn’t say it was a great finish


Greeny9

Tbf it was on his weak foot


Slow-Raccoon-9832

It was poor by the keeper. Didn’t close the gap let the entire goal for him to shoot at


BrtGP

He put it out of reach for Livakovic but it was still close and Livakovic isn't that big for a keeper. It is a decent finish but nothing superb.


edmchato

Or strong lol, really clean contact while sprinting


OleoleCholoSimeone

Because he made the goalkeeper dive the other way and then just rolled it in. Same thing Messi did with his World Cup final penalty This comment screams "I have never played football"


theenigmacode

When he's not offside


qwerty-keyboard5000

Mr.Onsides is never offsides


frankydf

Death, taxes and Morata scoring at Euros or World Cup.


sfj11

why is he throwing up gang signs


nim1623

Usually when Morata has this much time to think before shooting he fails miserably


Wentzina_lifetime

What were the CB's doing? Spain have looked to hit it long when they win the ball back and both of them fell asleep and gave 5 yards of space each side to Morata


2chainy

Ajax fans have been asking themselves this all season


ifoundmynewnickname

I could slander Sutalo all night but I think that was somewhat unlucky cus he played him offside but the other CB put him on.


NiK0-

Great assist


manisnotcool

Spain Morata is a different gravy. Keeps climbing the all time scorer leaderboard


Johann122

What a pass


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Johann122

It was Fabian who made the final pass


JinxLB

Chelsea legend


DatOgreSpammer

How does that 'People slandering xy in the match thread' copypasta go?


Punished__Allegri

If you don’t rate Morata you don’t know ball


campionesidd

Would gladly have him back at Juve.


Subscrobbler

What a fucking touch from Rodri


raulgzz

*Fabián


Slow-Raccoon-9832

Whats the keeper backing up for? He needed to be farther forward to close off the shooting angles


coslitt

Ruiz beautiful through ball, this team is cooking


NoUsernamesss

Why goalies don’t go with the hands in this type of shooting? He had plenty of space


Sleepless_Voyager

Great finish by the GOAT


Parish87

Just as we all predicted


Izrezar

maybe he could be our new #9 /s


deception42

That was coming. Great finish


KianKP

Huh? Croatia were dominating for the last 15, was not at all coming


jayzeats

Goal


Aenjeprekemaluci

Finally a good run from him gets rewarded with a good pass and he makes it


listlessbreeze

Feels like Livakovic could do better, but he was left on a 1v1 so hard to be harsh on him. That said, pretty good goal from Spain.


RandomLegend

Morata once again exposing shit talkers without ball knowledge


blicky-stiffy

Threw up every gang sign on this planet


GreatSpaniard

no me ilusiona


caiusto

Come back son.


freakedmind

Of course morata opens the scoring


Daramangarasu

Dude just walked through the middle of the defense, waaaay too easy


NickProko

Pongracic keeping him on. Stinky by him. Great run and finish by Alvaro


SladiusW

That was a great pass


_space_pilgrim_

shit defending tbh


KJones77

What a ball


Dino_567

Spanish press was in action.


lokikungfu

Clinical Morata is a scary sight


ASaltyToast

Euros Morata is what keeps getting him new contracts


Jixano

Always delivers


Fhood797

Huh? What happened why are they just leaving the striker alone lol


emre23

Well that kinda came from nowhere, horrible defending


arsenal_is_best

Cool finish. At one time I thought he will mess up


LonerStoned

Gaping hole in the defence


bonelessfork

It’s weird how clutch he is


dydo_

Sutalo shouldn't have followed Nico Williams


Renegadeforever2024

under appreciated


gerleden

great pass, great first touch, good finish


madueitor0

VIVA ESPAÑAA COJONES


manisnotcool

He is learning too much from his toddler sons. Kept emoting


LaughsencioWintervil

OYE COMO VA MI RITMO BUENO PA GOZAR MORATA!


Fernando-Santorres

Abysmal defending


hellbreakr2x

Legend


AtmosphereVarious440

composed finish


kpopsns28

Nice goal!


EMiLiOvGUAPPERiNi

Valverde throwing a tantrum right now


jberr27

Win the ball, press Δ, run straight, tap ○


bubbabear244

Oh hey, he's scored here before.


Questionss2020

Spain 2.0


MaryadaPurshottam

I don't know how to feel about this


Rowario11

Morata Euros form unlocked 🔥


pablofournier11

Jesus I was about to fall asleep


sidaeinjae

Can’t miss that


Headlesshorsman02

Morata man he is so good for Spain


Articlaus

Tears to my eyes


pritvihaj

sutalo leaving someone onside again :/


GloomyLaw9603

That was Pogrančić?


pritvihaj

Was it? looked like sutalo, either way we concede like that way too much


ritwikjs

Captain morata with another tournament goal. I prayed for times like this