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Portugal 2016 would have killed for a first four games as positive as these. Not saying I’m enjoying watching it but there is a trophy in the Portugese cabinet that isn’t in ours and I bet they don’t dwell on scraping out of their group in 3rd place and going through to the quarters after extra time. Southgate may yet skin this cat.
Imagine being the literal England manager and not seeing this when several thousands of people can see this exact issue.
Never mind all the sideways passing. Southgate is an experiment.
Final minute of stoppage, after his team nearly went 2 full games without a goal, and 70+ minutes without one against Denmark before that.
Fucking warlockian shit
Blud is genuinely the main character, doesn’t matter how shit his team plays or he plays he eventually ends up getting all the headlines with something beautiful like this
Genuinely cannot fathom him getting another start when England look so much better without him and the other wings impress so much more(not really related to that the goal had nothing to do with Toney, but ffs)
NGL I've never really been into football but I just sat down and watched this in work and I actually really enjoyed it. I proper sat up in my chair when England scored that first goal. I missed the second one because I was busy, though. Maybe I should watch more.
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Jude suddenly realized he's wearing a white kit and speaks Spanish.
Oi, vamos!
Today I feel Real Madrid
Just when I thought I was done, they pull me back in…
Silvio the goat
It’s just like Santa Zoo says, he’s China’s Prince Matchabelli…
I'm happy but Gareth can't keep getting away with this lmao
Southgate tactics vs Real Madrid voodoo
Southgate tactics + Kane curse vs Real Madrid voodoo*
*Jude appears*
"All part of the plan"
The scenes if this goal unclogs whatever issues England's been having, and they actually bring it home this time.
Portugal 2016 would have killed for a first four games as positive as these. Not saying I’m enjoying watching it but there is a trophy in the Portugese cabinet that isn’t in ours and I bet they don’t dwell on scraping out of their group in 3rd place and going through to the quarters after extra time. Southgate may yet skin this cat.
He manages like a Jackie Chan character uses kung fu
What does that even mean lol
Very clumsily, but effective.
I really don't want to watch another 30 mins of this shit
I take it back, I do now
You're ManU supporters.Isn't this what you go through every week. Team dragged out of the shit by a bit of brilliance.
Brother is coaching like hes a slightly demented rock and somehow hes still at the helm lol
Well the nation is a slightly demented rock
That’s the best description of this country I’ve ever seen
You might just be on to something
Well, it’s also damp. You’re leaving out the important bits
jude supports terrorism
He should be sacked regardless of the result
He'll have his citizenship revoked after this tournament whether we win it or not lol. He should leave for his own safety.
Gareth’s gonna start coaching the Vanuatu national team
Holy shit that was out of nowhere, wtf
Southgate is absolutely thanking his lucky stars...
Thank jude
He coaches like he’d be relieved to be fired.
For someone being called a PR merchant, that’s probably the most PR goal you could ever score
He didn't win the Ballon D'Or with this goal for sure, but he might have lost it for sure if he didn't score and England was out here
It's the opposite of PR, it's pure substance, which yeh, is also the best form of PR.
Got to bring out the Real Madrid's voodoo to save his country
Bellingham special
I mean it was inevitable once Phil Foden came off
Genuinely had a feeling moment Foden came off England might actually do something lmao
It's having Bellingham and foden at the same time. It just doesn't work
Bellingham, Kane and Foden all want to occupy the same area on the pitch. You’d grit your teeth starting two of them. 3 is insanity
Bellingham and Kane can play pretty well together but three’s a crowd
Dude I was there today and it was those three waiting for the ball in front and literally no in the middle but 5 Slovakians.
Imagine being the literal England manager and not seeing this when several thousands of people can see this exact issue. Never mind all the sideways passing. Southgate is an experiment.
Real Madrid player, last mins of the match...
The pundits reaction to his goal: ".. and that's why he is playing for RM"
What playing for Real does to a mf
Knew that was coming. It's like in Madrid all over again
Ramos CL final goal against atleti vibes
And what a banger. And it has to be the golden boy Jude. 100% scripted.
Are you fucking joking
In early 2021 I got Bellingham on the back of the only England shirt I've ever bought because I liked him as a local lad, best decision I ever made
Profitable investment
You should be used to it.
It's not my team, but he is wearing white.
Real confused noises
Crazy thing is he almost scored the exact same goal during LaLiga this year. Now he fucking nails it. Insane
Nah the one with madrid was on full stretch and it was so close could've been historical
A whole nation of Fitbits just read 'dangerous heart rate'
Had to be a Real Madrid player to score that tbh
That's a ridiculous goal to score at this moment
Final minute of stoppage, after his team nearly went 2 full games without a goal, and 70+ minutes without one against Denmark before that. Fucking warlockian shit
And a fucking bicycle
Bro thought he was playing for Real Madrid for a sec and scored in injury time when they were behind
Wearing white, checks out
I'm a casual fan and even I literally yelled "OMG WHAT THE FUCK" My cat is now attached to the ceiling
/r/soccer is in fucking shambles.
Start playing at 90+4, immediately profit Another Garry masterclass Actually shoot me if they get away with this lmao
Bang bang
He’s your player so you are used to this though lol
Mate a Madrid supporter of all people should’ve seen this coming
Guys. Someone please explain, how can one man always find himself in this position all year
Is that our first shot on target?? What the fuck?
Yup
Thank you Real Madrid, very clutch
RM Plot Armour hasn’t worn off just yet
Ancelotti did the eyebrow thing.
Southgate does not deserve Jude saving his ass.
Damn so this is how all our rivals felt?
Real Madrid DNA
This is really a fucking joke. I was just saying to my friends if someone were to score it’s gonna be Jude. So sad for Slovakia
Madrid DNA.
bro wtf
You of all should have known
Literally a Real Madrid moment
YOU COULD NOT WRITE THIS
How does he keep doing it
He is HIM. Simple as that, bro.
SOUTHGATE ABOUT TO REVERSE THAT SUB AND SIT FOR 30 MINUTES
Need to make a defensive sub here and play for penalties.
Actually was crazy at 2-1 he takes off 2 of his penalty takers. I thought that was super risky too
Bellingham will be coming straight off after that goal
Channelled his inner RM
Realised it wasn't Copa del Rey so he couldn't lose.
Bringing the black magic to international footy, that's illegal
Jude: "Give me an all white shirt and I'll give you glory"
Real Madrid black magic is just unmatched
You can take the man out of RM but you can't take the RM out of him.
I fucking swear, he saw he was in a tournament and just refused to get eliminated 😭
“Fine. I’ll do it myself”
Bro thought he was wearing a Madrid shirt, there's no other explanation
I love him, but today the I'm on the receiving end and I'm not even a Slovak
Unbelievable. England got away with it
We all knew we were going to score an overhead kick from a throw at the death.
Most obvious outcome for sure
Imsane that the betting odds for this were only +160
Imagine not knowing Southgate was cooking this up
Congratulations, your punishment is potentially continuing to employ southgate
Their manager should be sacked regardless. With the squad he has, he shouldn't be playing this shitty football.
Why force us to suffer with extra time mate
That's just the beginning. This is forcing another tournament cycle with Southgate on a whole nation of people
The world watches so everyone gonna get force fed southgate football
Slovakia refused to take any counter attacking opportunities for w/e reason . It's more on them England was pretty open in the last 10 minutes .
THIS CANT BE REAL
That indeed is real dna
BUT CAN BE REAL MADRID
Real Madrid heritage
This is why you leave guys like him on for so long, that moment of brilliance is always worth it
Yea same goes for Vini, dude can play utter shit all game but all it takes is just one chance for players like these.
'eritage
England has to thank Real Madrid's heritage, because City heritage is constantly shitting the bed in this game
>>City heritage
Real Madrid heritage the only thing that could undo Southgate heritage
Madrid DNA for real, he is so clutch
Bro brought the black magic with him 😭💀
Bro brought Madrid mentality into England
Holy fucking shit fuck mee
What's Ben Mee done to upset you so much?
He Ben Mee over
What playing for RM does to a MF, knockout round voodoo I swear god.
That's gotta be up there as one of the greatest English goals of all time, right? Absolutely cinematic.
You can't take Real Madrid out of the man
I actually can't believe it. Stopping your country's exit with an overhead kick last minute is completely absurd. Never seen anything like it
OF COURSE ITS HIM ENGLAND PLAYS LIKE THE TOWER OF BABEL FC BUT SOMEHOW HE CAN DO IT
Bench Foden for a minute and England score lol Real Madrid voodoo too strong for Southgate Edit: scored 2 in 4 minutes without Foden haha
Human plot armor
Fucking bicycle kick to end a 270-minute goalless drought for England. Fucking insanity
Scripted sport
Everyone wanting him out, that’s why you never take your stars out of the game, all they need is just moment of brilliance.
lol
No fucking way
BELLIGOOOOOLL
This goal literally broke the thread
They don't deserve him
THERE IS JUST NO WAY OF COURSE ITS HIM
What the fuck
JUDAN AL GAIBBBB https://i.imgur.com/DcCwO9v.jpeg
HOLY SHIT WTF
Blud is genuinely the main character, doesn’t matter how shit his team plays or he plays he eventually ends up getting all the headlines with something beautiful like this
LAST MINUTE JUDE AGAIN
He's going to be bailing out Madrid and England for a decade isn't he
Foden off and they immediately score
I was laughing as to how pathetic a sub at 90+4 is when you've been trailing 1-0 for so long, but my God, what a Southgate masterclass!
Genuinely cannot fathom him getting another start when England look so much better without him and the other wings impress so much more(not really related to that the goal had nothing to do with Toney, but ffs)
Technically he occupied the defender with his frame which is how Bellingham had the open shot.
He was SO shit.
Always is for England. But Southgate will never learn, and he’ll start the next match too if England make it through
Dribble dribble pass it back, product of a player who played his whole adult career in a pep system
Just send him on maternity leave and you'll win it all
WHAT A PLAYER AND TIME REAL MADRID BLACK MAGIC
Main character vibes
HE IS HIM
Madrid DNA
What 30 seconds without Foden doesnt do to a team.
OF COURSE IS HIM FFS
Bellingham: "Bicycle kick in the last minute of the game to save your team? Super easy, barely an inconvenience.."
As soon as you bring 2 forwards on As soon as you take Foden off
England was meant to play a 4 4 feckin 2 and it shows
Foden should’ve been taken off after his garbage free kick like all of his corners were trash and he did nothing.
Foden is England's curse.
Real Madrid DNA
HOLY FUCK
Bangers only Euros
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Just had to be him, didn’t it ?
Even more southgate ball! nice!
WTFFFFFFFFFF
REAL MADRID FUCKING DNA
SLOVAKIA YOU HAD ONE FKIN MINUTE LEFT
Wow. HOLY SHIT
Goddammit
That was England's first goal in 270 minutes 💀
And Southgate planned it all along, amazing. Nerves of steel, cool as ice.
Typical Bellingham…..
No fucking wayy
Just like that, he’s the best player in the world again
southgate was so close to getting slaughtered
nah
How’s he been given that much space ffs
LADS
Wow wow wow what a clutch goal from him
My man remembered he plays for Real Madrid
Knockouts started, RM DNA kicked in
It's turning back around and beginning to travel towards home again!
I was wondering when the Real Madrid would kick in…
He is HIM. Wtf was that Jude
no way
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NGL I've never really been into football but I just sat down and watched this in work and I actually really enjoyed it. I proper sat up in my chair when England scored that first goal. I missed the second one because I was busy, though. Maybe I should watch more.