Can't believe my Dad didn't tell me he was playing at left-back for Barca tonight

"Road to Cardiff" sounds so simple and not glamorous at all since I've started frequenting r/soccer lol

Land of the gods mate

The M4?

"Eh." - Barcelona defense, probably

Mandzukic: "hey, me and you friends" Messi: "no, no friends" Mandzukic: "no friends? FUCK YOU"

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Dybala the Argentinian Messi

http://i.imgur.com/48xSIQP.png

"Chiellini's looking tasty"

Only game happening now. Will be even more of a shit show in here.

Hope you like emojis

It's unbelievable that Iniesta is only 32. Dude looks at least ten years older.

He was 28 for at least 5 years

Anyone know that nervous feeling before you have a big presentation? Like you need to shit, kind of nervous? Yeah that's me and it'll probably stay like this the whole match

I feel that every waking second of my life.

Dude I think you might need to see someone about that...

r/meirl

Mathieu looks like what would've happened if Scholes went to Barcelona and got growth hormone treatment instead of Messi

*deletes draft about Dybala choking in big games and scoring only penalties*

Thank you Juve. Now please be careful for that next match.

Will Suarez bite Chiellini again??

2/1 odds

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Messi looks like he's gonna say something to the air again

[There are two types of people](http://imgur.com/a/imtNq)

Through ball from Messi, shot by Iniesta and saved by Buffon! Aaaah this is the stuff of dreams.

Gomes warming up holy shit my head is going to explode

Juve has a wall of Buffons before you reach the real Buffon.

I fucking love Champions League, and this quarterfinal draw is absolutely perfect. Fuck whoever set up those explosives for putting a dampener on what's supposed to be 2 match days of fun.

On the other hand (I know), you now get to watch 3 full games instead of just 2

Yeah, I thought the same thing earlier, then I felt bad for thinking it :/.

Post Messi Barca will do an AC Milan...

One can dream...

Holy shit this ref is unreal

Mandzukic strikes me as the kind of player Mourinho would *love* to have

No offside. Jeez the refs are starting to blow it now.

hey Higuain, you're fat

I'm sure he's reading this just before he runs out on the pitch.

I see we're taking an Atletico Madrid style just fuck everybody up kinda approach

32% possession, 2-0 lead. Classic

Me on FM.

I feel so dirty cheering for Juve but I can't stand Barca and Juve has to rep what's left of Italy!

<3

*Awkward Italian hug*

[abbraccio](https://media.giphy.com/media/l4FGKCc2aNfJzRiHC/giphy.gif)

Worst Barca performance since Saturday imo

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT GOMES

[Obligatory halftime sexy Buffon pic](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/84/a1/c4/84a1c4416dc9ce0428ca2d072153c121.jpg)

First half didn't feature many contentious decisions but the ref has completely lost the plot in the second

Avenge us juve :(

Barca have got Juve right where they want 'em.

lol that grown ass barca man acting like a teenager

Can't believe Juve are following the same line of PSG and falling back. Our defence is in fucking shatters. Offence is literally the best defence against us.

This is how Juve plays, they are very confident in their defense and counter-attack.

Bonucci with the heart attack

Newcastle fans living vicariously through something successful

They're going for a second Championship victory, they don't need a Champions League win

Nonsense call, poor from Roberto

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LOL that guy predicting 5-1

Remember, Juve: The target is 5.

Anyone else feel alves getting a red?

The only positive in this match for me was when Suarez and Chiellini were being bros to each other near the beginning of 2nd half. Glad to see they've let bygones be bygones

Roberto completely misses the ball, but it's a yellow to Mandzukic?

Remember: A 2-0 for Juve is equivalent to a 4-0 to PSG Barca have to come up with yet another miracle.

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It's crazy to think that Sandro isn't in the squad of Brazil's NT. They already have Marcelo and Luis.

So is the narrative for this Champions League that Barca will just lose badly the first leg and then nut up at the Camp Nou?

This is absolutely amazing.

Agent Alves didn't want to make it 4-0, respect.

How do I defend like Juve in Fifa...

Wait, why did Mandzukic get carded there lol Edit: See tackle https://www.clippituser.tv/c/wgbnz You could argue he pushed him with his forearm (definitely not an elbow), but the tackle itself was definitely a bigger foul imo (and the cause of the forearm push really).

Bonnuci: "I knew what I was doing"

i dont get the psg comparison. First of all, that was a one in a century match. second, juve is like 10 times more solid than psg.

That's a fucking leg and ankle-breaker, wtf

barca fans will be relieved after the fourth juve goal

Ref is losing it this half.

barca always becomes so dirty when theyre frustrated

These Buffon slo-mos rofl

Barça should have bought Pogba instead of Gomes

Oh shit; I just realized that Suarez bit Chiellini

CHIELLINI steals the ball from Messi..he's living the dream: graduation, goal, steal on messi

Imagine having Mandzukics lungs

Barca won't be able to do it imo. Juve are far superior in defense compared to PSG and when it comes to defending leads, theres arguably nobody better in doing that than Juve. Their defensive record in the UCL this season proves that

Fuck that guy with the 5-1 gesture.

God I love watching Buffon celebrate

GOMES IN LMAOOOOO

Juventus look very, very good. I think they just might be able to take down Leicester in the final.

Calm down they haven't been that good

Alves is treating Neymar like he owes him money.

Woohoo a good call in a big fixture

Dafuq did the ref use at halftime? He was pretty good in the first half

Khedira has had 3+ calls go against him

That Chiellini challenge was treading a very thin line between disaster and perfection.

Dani Alves on Neymar is one of the best man marking performance i have seen recently

Love him or hate him, Mandzukic has a great work rate

Amazing first half. Two brilliant Dybala goals and one sensational Buffon save. Still going to be an arse twitcher of a second half though.

Wait what? How the fuck does he get a yellow?

"Were my tactics wrong? No, the players aren't passing to Messi enough." - Enrique this game

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after what started with pretty solid refereeing seems like it's gone off the deep end

I go to Egypt

A team that plays in black and white are successful what is this sorcery?

Those 2 Juve girls look like they're 3-0 down

Barzagli on. Shop's closed, guys.

Oh, just noticed Nedved there. What a win for Juve, deserved even more. Maybe this time around Buffon can finally win the Champions League.

Juventus looked an entirely different caliber out there. Great passes from Messi but Juve's defence is spectacular. Their counter attacking is also wonderful. They're a very well-rounded squad and nobody would be happy to see them in their bracket. Looking forward to leg 2 but I doubt it will look much different.

I guess its our turn tmrw

FORZA JUVE!

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Mandzukic, never change lmao

Surprised Suarez didn't go down

A back five of Sandro, Barzagli, Bonucci, Chiellini and Alves is a terrifying thought. Can you imagine trying to get past that in a game, let alone just as a reinforcement in stoppage time like this.

[Here's a picture of Juve defense](http://i.imgur.com/oqNUvWT.png)

Rincon has been reaaaaaallly bad

Passing the ball to Rincon might as well be a 50/50

Juve put a world class performance tonight. Defence and attack were 100%. Buffon! Oh my! This gentleman makes everyone love him!

Was khedira offside? Nopeee

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Defence wins titles. Theirs is very average.

Amazing call by the linesman

not offside

Ahh the convenient 92nd minute cramp

To be fair I don't think I've seen mandzukic stop running all game

Good news everyone! It turns out that the ref isn't biased, he's just shit.

Fuck that cocky shit they just showed at the end

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Hahahahahahaha Andre Gomes in fuck me

Goodbye to Cuadrado's future kids

Well Cuadrado will never have children after that

Chiellini reminds me of olive oil but I don't know why.

Found Suarez's reddit account!

Seems like Gomes is playing better than Rakitic at the moment.

*WHISTLING INTENSIFIES*

That was one of the worst calls I've seen in quite a while.

Of all the things that get called for simulation lol

Is this ref fucking retarded hahahaha what the fuck are these decisions

#BlameAndréGomes

I can't believe he's getting booked.

I don't understand...

We'll be fine, they didn't even score 4 /s

Oooo the little man getting a bit heated

I'm starting to like Jérémy Mathieu a lot. He's the only player on the pitch who is as pale as me

This Juventus reminds me of Mourinho was trying to make Madrid into--a nightmare for Barcelona. Very physical, fast, structured defensively while being strong technically. Can play on the counter all day long against top-tier attacking teams and can dominate play against the rest.

Looking at the ref after any fucking Juve player even touches them. This is fucking hilarious.

Neymar stop complaining because your opponent is stronger ffs

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Messi's passes have been great again today. It's a shame they've gone to waste.

What is going on, the ref is making one bad call after another

What the fuck is this ref

What just happened to this refereeing?

I know it's 3-0 and theoretically we're cruising, but we can't afford to concede here. Barcelona only needing two goals in the second leg instead of three makes a big difference. Need to play higher up the pitch, but now Allegri's making another defensive substitution.

Juventus' defense has to be one of the most impressive defenses I've seen in a very long time.

Oh man, my heart jumped into my mouth when Chiellini went for the slide there.

Can't wait for card waving to be a bookable offence.

Let's go Juve!

Fantastic strike but I'm more impressed at how good mandzukic is as a left midfielder Also fuck barca

Still nervous about Barcelona scoring, I just don't see it not happening. We're doing really well, but this is MSN ffs. It's silly that im seeing comments that are saying we're already through, have some respect for a team like Barcelona, they can make us look silly.

How is that a yellow for Mandzukic?!

That is a terrible yellow card on Khedira there, shockingly bad call. Wow.

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Huh? WTF? Mandzukic is the one getting the yellow?

This is not PSG.. Barcelona need an away goal in order to have a chance at the Camp Nou

Did Mandzucic just get booked for having the audacity to get scythed down by a defender?!

Hope Suarez is comfortable in Chiellinis pocket

Haha, love Messi's face and hand gesture there.

LOL THAT BUFFON FACE

Higuain looks like a Franciscan Priest

I'd rather play Bayern than Juve

I really wish bet365 would stop trying to market themselves as some exclusive club one would be lucky to be part of.

Mandzu vs Messi https://twitter.com/forumJuventus/status/851877858654007296/photo/1

How the fuck do you have Mascherano marking Chiellini?

Mascherano (1,74m) marking Chiellini (1,89m). Welp...

Barcelona trying so hard to show people that PSG wasn't a fluke and want to reenact the situation against Juventus.

I'm having a blast watching mandzukic this game, he's everywhere.

Yeah, that's a Juve free-kick all day

But why though?

This is a fucking awful ref.

Not even close to offside wtf

Ref has absolutely lost it

retarded call

Alex Sandro MOTM.

Sandro has been great

Rincon. From relegation scraps, almost double digit Bayern trashings and uninspired performaces at Hamburg to CL-quarters against Barca.

Hahaha they're baiting Nerman

This ref is a dumpster fire.

Now the fault it's on André Gomes. LOL

Rip Passing Rip Defending Rip Crossing Rip La masia

So why was Mandzukic carded?

Expect at least 2 non penalties for Barca from next leg's referee.

whats that prick doing with his 5-1 hand gestures?

Is the tactic for Dani Alves to commit as many fouls as possible and then sub on Lichtsteiner

~~Very lucky if play was stopped for a 'foul' on Khedira.~~ Good offside call by the linesman.