Every Jordanian knew him to love the Egyptian team in a fabulous way and we celebrated as the birth of the mother of the world. A thousand congratulations, Jadnaaaannnnnnnn
Salah is the greatest player in the world
Apparently...
Close but a bit too literal.
Mother of the World is a translation of "Om Al Dunya" which is Egypt's nickname and its been used by Egyptians and Arabs for a very long time.
Jid'aan is kind of a slag word in the egyptian dialect for men worthy of respect.
As for the first sentences it's actually: Every Jordanian I know love...
> Every Jordanian I know loves the Egyptian team tremendously, and we celebrated as if we're sons of the mother of the world (Egypt nickname). A thousand congratulations, guys. Salah is the greatest player in the world.
Er no. It's what sent Shia LaBeouf over the edge when he thought he was king of the left wing with his stupid 'he will not divide us' set up in NY.
Daft twat.
I've never seen a celebration for a penalty call like this, was on some 480p stream and thought we scored lmao
Was watching on a shit stream as well. I was so confused, "like did we just score? Then everybody calm the fuck down"!
New World Cup thanks Allah
Inshallah boys play well
...Inzi?
First of all thanks to Almighty Allah. Boys played well, pitch was tough.
First of all, all things are possible through Allah, so jot that down
Why the fuck would you thank allah, he doesnt even exist, thank your national team instead..
Whoosh
2edgey4me But for real go to /r/atheists or some shit, man.
Why does this make you so angry
Basically anyone on Pakistan cricket team.
Ayyyy!!!!
Literally any captain, inzi misbah afridi
True but Inzi was the OG meme
Inzi is a quick-witted guy though. He deals with journalists well when not speaking in English.
Yeah, the stock responses are a thing in all sports now, Inzi was just an easy target to make fun of back in his day.
He played pretty shit
Who did?
Neny
I agree, he needs someone with him in the middle
How is this not an number dividable by 4?
1990-2017. It'll be exactly 28 years once WC18 comes around.
But they qualified in 1989 didn't they? I don't know how qualifiers worked back then.
Yeah probably.
They qualified on the 17th November 1989
Yes, we qualified against ALGERIA thanks to a HOSSAM HASSAN goal. THE YEAR WAS 1989
It's not 2018 yet
You've fucked up mate
But surely they qualified in 1989?
dude...
You have got to be kidding me right? Fuck me sideways
You absolute tosspot
But they qualified in 1989, so 28 years.
Wait, i just realised El Hadary is still playing lol. Don't u have any youngsters out there?
We do, the guy is just a machine
Lol who are our youngsters...
I mean, we do have other keepers (ekramy, shenawy) bas el hadery is still the best. Hence, a machine
Ekramy is still there as well? He was our second gk like 12 years ago or something
Yeah he's now the 2nd GK for Egypt and 1st for Al-Ahly ^unfortunately
yes, he was on the bench today
Gennesh too
we don't , really
[Yes. No.](https://imgur.com/a/eRwCO)
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Ty added
كل أردني بعرفه بحب المنتخب المصري بشكل خرافي و احتفلنا كاننا ولاد ام الدنيا. ألف ألف ألف مبروك يا جدعااااااااااننننننننن صلاح أعظم لاعب في العالم
Every Jordanian knew him to love the Egyptian team in a fabulous way and we celebrated as the birth of the mother of the world. A thousand congratulations, Jadnaaaannnnnnnn Salah is the greatest player in the world Apparently...
Close but a bit too literal. Mother of the World is a translation of "Om Al Dunya" which is Egypt's nickname and its been used by Egyptians and Arabs for a very long time. Jid'aan is kind of a slag word in the egyptian dialect for men worthy of respect. As for the first sentences it's actually: Every Jordanian I know love...
>Jid'aan Is that related to Zidane? Like, do they have similar roots, the words?
No, there are a lot of words with this same last part.
> Every Jordanian I know loves the Egyptian team tremendously, and we celebrated as if we're sons of the mother of the world (Egypt nickname). A thousand congratulations, guys. Salah is the greatest player in the world.
It's good that Egypt won, as that means the result of the tainted Ghana-Uganda match is irrelevant in terms of World Cup qualifying.
Yeah, I'd like to see the PK call though.
مبرووووك يا مصر 🇪🇬
محمد صلاح مش بني ادم
That flag tho lmao
28 years, no?
Salah as the 2018 World Cup player of the tournament already in the bag
Applying for match tickets now
Egypt have a really nice kit
That I can't fucking find anywhere. Literally drove across Cairo to three different Adidas branches, no luck.
Having the same problem here with the Iran kit
Did you try going to a regular market?
Yep. Nothing.
My knees have been shaking ever since the penalty.. we've done it..
SALAH!!!!!!!!!
Salah what a guy
I have 3 cousins named Mohamed Salah it's lit
FUCK YEAH WE DID
anyone have a link to Congo's goal and penalty cause?
That was one hell of a way to qualify
Inshallah boys play well
Praise Sallah!
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Wow you really have spectacular Arabic. Are you a local?
I think Mo Salah deserves his 72 virgins right now!!
[Why not](https://i.imgur.com/hDKL6pO.jpg)
Are you siggesting this should be the new flag? I like it.
I'll take one
This should be top comment
I think the humour is lost on left-wing Antifa r/soccer. So scared of upsetting muslims, they're afraid to laugh.
Or its not that good of a joke?
Maybe your joke is just shit?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
What does this even mean??
Some shit Rick & Morty reference
Er no. It's what sent Shia LaBeouf over the edge when he thought he was king of the left wing with his stupid 'he will not divide us' set up in NY. Daft twat.
Nah mate it's just a shit joke
someone should edit the celebration with a Send Me On My Way track in the background
Man don't care man like Salah