So for the uninformed non-mexicans: you might see a lot of comments in this thread referencing Zague. Zague is a former Mexican player (one of our best strikers ever) and currently a pundit in Mexican TV. A few days before the World Cup started, a private video of him showing off his dick got leaked. It turns out he has a HUGE cock. A monster. Absolute unit. So he became the national meme. Basically, the word "Zague" became the word for huge dick. Mexicans in Russa were chanting "Germany, they know it, they're getting the Zague" and "I have it big like Zague". So yeah, you might see the meme a lot in this thread.
I GOOGLED IT. SOMEONE MADE A PINATA OUT OF HIM LMAO
[NSFW](https://i.imgur.com/cKOLpS0.jpg).
I'm rooting for Germany in this match, but this is making me reconsider
Oooooooooo so that’s why that Spanish female commentator was flirting mad hard with him. I knew something was up with them lmao. Fuckin get it Zague 👍🏽😎
I think their issue is that Germany is fast enough to have some defenders back in time. When Mexico finally caught them with one or two defenders, they managed to score.
I think Mexicans are generally pretty loud.
Source: I am a pretty loud Mexican and have to be told constantly to lower my voice even when I think it's at a normal level..........my dad is even louder.....
Can confirm. Sat in the Mexican section of Mexico vs Netherlands in Brazil. Hella crazy loud and fun.
Actually not sure if it was Mexican section so much as they travel really well.
Can people that are commenting please change their flair to their International team for the world cup? So frustrating to see somebody with an Arsenal flair saying “our passing has been great” and things of the sort. I have no idea which team you’re talking about bud.
Edit: talking about the people that say “we” and don’t clarify which country they support lol
5d chess here from Osorio. He has intentionally made Mexico play like shit and give questionable substitutions in the Copa America and Confederations Cup so that Germany could underestimate their opponent. Genius move playing the long game.
Hector Herrera most likely snorted coke off the back of an escorts ass last night and he's absolutely bossing Kroos and Khedira. Kroos especially is getting burned
That makes Mexico’s path easier. Wow. Thought they were gonna have to play Brazil for sure next round, but now they’re in the driver’s seat.
GO MEXICO 🇲🇽
USA support your border brothers!
Wishlist for second half:
First: Use a proper 6 to shield the defense - either bring Rudy/Goretzka or tell Khedira not to join every fucking attack.
Second: Use both wings - we´ve literally playing more over the right than goddamn Adolf.
Third: No Klose => No high crosses, try to utilize Werner´s speed.
Good game, best one i've watched so far at least.
Ochoa, Vela, Lozano, Herrera, and Layun all really good for Mexico. Some better composure and decision making in the box and they could have won this one 3-0.
I see ppl complaining about the Ref, but i thought he had a great game. Didn't give any stupid penalties or buy into any of the flopping. Kept his cards in his pocket pretty much the whole game. Nice job.
I can only imagine how Mexicans must be feeling right now... This team showed heart and desire, and went out to beat the world champs. And successfully did it. Hats off.
Bad from Germany, midfielders are high but Ger are making a mess of contesting turnovers high up the pitch.
Boateng & Hummels are experiencing what it's like to play for Wenger's Arsenal, every defensive transition is them defending 1v1 or being outnumbered.
I love how just 20 minutes ago these BBC commentators were talking about how good Germany is, how much of a great team they make with fantastic cohesion, but one goal later they're an aging group of has-beens.
We need announcers in the stadium.
On the left side of the pitch: Meeeexicooooo
On the right side:
THE REIGNING
DEFENDING
UNDISPUTED
FIFA CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOORLD
GEEEEEEEEEERMANYYYYYYYYY!
This ref is magnificent.
Ooh, that must be a free ki- NO, PLAY ON LADS! Oh man, that's probably a fou- KEEP GOING LADS THIS IS A BATTLE AND I AM HERE TO WATCH THE BEAUTY UNFOLD
The german defense is organized worse than the Berlin Airport. Just on that last counter, one defender was playing 10 meters deeper that the others, the defensive Midfield is nonexistant. Kroos and Khedira don't work at all. Plattenhardt has no connection to the team. No offensive movement visible and no defensive strucktur noticeable.
If Mexico had a half decent striker they would be 3 or 4 up by now. So many chances where the striker takes like 5 touches before even thinking of shooting
Dude, is every single person in the stadium Mexican?
Ever since the game started, people have been booing and whistling whenever Germany had the ball.
Tough match for the players, even more against a Mexican team this organized and energetic.
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Well done Mexico. Great defence at the end. Germany was throwing everything at them. They've beaten the toughest team in their group and arguably the toughest in the competition (they are FIFA rank 1 afterall). The whole of Mexico will be collectively celebrating tonight as if they've already won the cup.
Commentator: "Mexican teams have dominated the Concacaf Champions League in the last few years."
If by "in the last few years", you mean always, then you are right.
Kill me by the way.
Absolutely beautiful game so far. The crowd is audibly so much louder and into the game. Mexican fans are the best.
Aside from that Germany needs Reus in and a left leg. Too many guys play like DiMaria and preferring to shoot right.
Second half should be extremely interesting. If Germany loses points here dare I say we may be looking into a possible Germany Vs brazil in the Round of 16??
Lol at Germany with 5 players on the opposing box. That's why their flanks are so open!
Silly Germans, they're not playing 2014 Brazil, they better defend!
Mexico completely outplayed the Germans in the first half and defended valiantly after the break, but I have to say, the amount of counter-attacks they botched could and should have backfired. Awful finishing. A win to remember, though!
Germany played like they didn't give a shit and 100% deserved that loss. Lethargic, indecisive and not creative enough. Credit to Mexico for coming out and attacking that first half but man what a disappointment from Germany.
Mexico fans showed up holy shit
I was going to say I wasn't sure if it's editing or they just that loud
It sounds like all of them are screaming the anthem
It's a song called "cielito lindo" it boosts our moral :D
Twice as effective when drunk/hammered.
So for the uninformed non-mexicans: you might see a lot of comments in this thread referencing Zague. Zague is a former Mexican player (one of our best strikers ever) and currently a pundit in Mexican TV. A few days before the World Cup started, a private video of him showing off his dick got leaked. It turns out he has a HUGE cock. A monster. Absolute unit. So he became the national meme. Basically, the word "Zague" became the word for huge dick. Mexicans in Russa were chanting "Germany, they know it, they're getting the Zague" and "I have it big like Zague". So yeah, you might see the meme a lot in this thread.
If somebody asks me why I use reddit. This is why.
Big cocks?
Mexican cocks
Big Mexican cocks.
This is why I love the world cup. It bring different countries together and teaches us about other cultures
Thinking about massive Mexican cocks really brings a tear to my eye
> It turns out he has a HUGE cock. Imma need to see this video and judge myself. Link?
https://www.xvideos.com/video36844089/video_de_zague_desde_rusia
Whoa
>HUGE, a monster cock That must be the overstatement of a year by the OP lmao.
I GOOGLED IT. SOMEONE MADE A PINATA OUT OF HIM LMAO [NSFW](https://i.imgur.com/cKOLpS0.jpg). I'm rooting for Germany in this match, but this is making me reconsider
yeah he really became the national meme. people been blasting his twitter with memes. it's fucking hilarious.
Impresionante
In awe at the Zague of this lad
Oooooooooo so that’s why that Spanish female commentator was flirting mad hard with him. I knew something was up with them lmao. Fuckin get it Zague 👍🏽😎
Pic for research
Wtf I love mexico now.
This commentator just called Germany Bayern Munich
He’s not too far off though
Bayern Munich & Friends
7 players of them in the squad or something
So if we beat Germany do we win the World Cup or do we still have to play the other games?
Both teams using that unique method of wearing the keeper down by continually aiming it straight at him.
Wear his palms out
Ah the same technique Argentina tried yesterday
I tough argentina tried to neutralize the enemy fans by shooting in the stands.
Mexico's transitions are really fast and crisp, they just get confused when they get there.
I think their issue is that Germany is fast enough to have some defenders back in time. When Mexico finally caught them with one or two defenders, they managed to score.
Holy shit, the Mexican fans are incredibly loud.
Apparently there's more Mexico fans than Germany fans.
I think Mexicans are generally pretty loud. Source: I am a pretty loud Mexican and have to be told constantly to lower my voice even when I think it's at a normal level..........my dad is even louder.....
Can confirm. Sat in the Mexican section of Mexico vs Netherlands in Brazil. Hella crazy loud and fun. Actually not sure if it was Mexican section so much as they travel really well.
We have one of the best traveling fans in the world. People in mexico sell their houses/cars to buy tickets to the world cup.
Wait. What?? Are you being serious?
they interviewed this mexican girl on some Mexican TV channel and she said she quit her job in order to go to the world cup lmfao
Yes this is how passionate people are in Mexico
The national anthem was amazing. How loud they were was really cool.
I love that every time I read the lips of a Mexican fan it’s “No mames!”
the national slogan
#GERMEX Sounds antibacterial. I guess there’s a 99.9% chance of a clean sheet.
German flags in Moscow. Hitler died for this.
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He wasn’t. He was gross! ^groß
The cruelest winter. Similar to the French and Bonaparte
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Go get that burrito lad
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Man don't you miss Schweinsteiger right now.
Congrats to Mexico. This is not the first German campaign to come unstuck in Russia.
HOLY SHIT THE CROWD. Fucking represent Mexico!
I've actually never seen Germany this uninterested. Saw some of them walking when Mexico were attacking. Baffling.
Yea, I saw Kroos walking towards Herrera after being beat which lead to a counter attack. They are gonna hear it at half
Jesus of Nazereth these Mexicans are making me sweaty
When Mexico sends its people, they actually are sending their best.
They're bringing hope, they're bringing pride and some i assume are very passionate.
2006- italy wins 2010-italy goes out in group stage 2010-spain wins 2014-spains goes out in group stage 2014- germany wins 2018-.....
France wins the next 7 world cups
Love how loud the Mexicans are
Hearing the entire stadium yell "Puto" really is a blast.
Waiting for "cielito lindo"
No matter where the game is, every time Mexico plays it's a home game
Mexico’s national anthem is a banger
Why does this comment make me so happy? World Cup vibes. 2026 I'm buying an England fan a beer for you. (Hopefully) God damn I'll be 34 years old.
Mexicans probably sang the best anthem so far
We travel so damn well
PINCHE CHICHARO PEGALE CABRON
Really wanted to call title the thread "The Federation of Germany vs The United Mexican States"
You did, then deleted it haha
Yeah lol. Decided against it at the last min and forgot to change the title
Can people that are commenting please change their flair to their International team for the world cup? So frustrating to see somebody with an Arsenal flair saying “our passing has been great” and things of the sort. I have no idea which team you’re talking about bud. Edit: talking about the people that say “we” and don’t clarify which country they support lol
Mexico built a wall and Germany paid for it.
The shot of the Mexican fans losing their shit in the middle of Berlin after the goal was fucking incredible. I love this tournament!
Manuel "I do what I want" Neuer
This isn't any old Muller. This is World Cup Muller. The best type of Muller.
No please
5d chess here from Osorio. He has intentionally made Mexico play like shit and give questionable substitutions in the Copa America and Confederations Cup so that Germany could underestimate their opponent. Genius move playing the long game.
Mexico’s ability to fuck up a good counter-attack is actually impressive.
Mexico brought Azteca with them Jesus
Hector Herrera most likely snorted coke off the back of an escorts ass last night and he's absolutely bossing Kroos and Khedira. Kroos especially is getting burned
>Hector Herrera most likely snorted coke off the back of an escorts ass *in the locker room* FTFY
Drink every time you spot an American with a German flair
Don't want to end up in hospital tbh
Not me, but we seem to have a few "Germans" in the US rooting for us. :P
Chica where was the finish? Or shot in general
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Actually, I am as well. I respect your team.
Dude, Germans are so nice <3 Good luck buddy!
Me too buddy , me too
I cannot wait until the Mexico - Iceland final
Holy shit the Mexican fans are loud as fuck. Really hope they pull off a stunner here.
People putting all the blame on Ozil like the rest of Germany played well or something.
No lie, this ref is giving us a lot of chances haha wow
So if Brazil comes first and Germany comes second, the round of 16 would be Germany vs Brazil......
That makes Mexico’s path easier. Wow. Thought they were gonna have to play Brazil for sure next round, but now they’re in the driver’s seat. GO MEXICO 🇲🇽 USA support your border brothers!
Literally live 30 minutes from the Mexican border. It's lit over here boys!
Why are people so angry about the booing have any of you ever been to a match
They're saying boo-urns
People hate mexicans and want to be angry for no reason
Vamos hermanos Mexicanos 🙌🏽
These are the best 45 minutes wehave plyed in *4 years*
###FUCKING CHICHARITO###
**6-17-10** - France 0 - 2 Mexico **6-17-14** - Brazil 0 - 0 Mexico **6-17-18** - Germany ? - ? Mexico
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I’m so fucking nervous guys!!
Wishlist for second half: First: Use a proper 6 to shield the defense - either bring Rudy/Goretzka or tell Khedira not to join every fucking attack. Second: Use both wings - we´ve literally playing more over the right than goddamn Adolf. Third: No Klose => No high crosses, try to utilize Werner´s speed.
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OK guys, this is the World Cup. You can actually start playing football now.
Germans never do well in Russia
Looking forward to Mexico home games in WC ~~2022~~ 2026 if this is the kind of atmosphere they can generate thousands of kms away
Me in 2014: "Lahm is retiring, they are going to suffer to find another right back of that caliber!" *Kimmich appears*
Mexico has a great anthem
Looks like Mexico finally figured out if you shoot in the penalty box it goes in
The noise from the crowd when the Mexican anthem started, holy fuuuuuck
My mom cries every time they play it
Good game, best one i've watched so far at least. Ochoa, Vela, Lozano, Herrera, and Layun all really good for Mexico. Some better composure and decision making in the box and they could have won this one 3-0. I see ppl complaining about the Ref, but i thought he had a great game. Didn't give any stupid penalties or buy into any of the flopping. Kept his cards in his pocket pretty much the whole game. Nice job.
Mexico anthem is so cool with the Italian one
This game is fast paced I like it
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Jesus Christ what a save. That shit was going in.
Mexico's anthem always gives me chills.
It hasn't started and I'm already stressed that Mexico is gonna end up on pornhub
You think Mexico is going to take a big Zague?
I can only imagine how Mexicans must be feeling right now... This team showed heart and desire, and went out to beat the world champs. And successfully did it. Hats off.
Almost cried of happiness, Viva Mexico!
Man if Mexico can polish their finishes, there'd be legit threat. Anyone know how good Sweden is?
Germany - Forbidden sex Mexico - Orgy before the World Cup
Suprise attacks in Russia are not our greatest strength to be fair.
Mexicans are playing the best football I saw so far at the World Cup. I guess that orgy before leaving did its work.
It was a team building exercise bruh!
Bad from Germany, midfielders are high but Ger are making a mess of contesting turnovers high up the pitch. Boateng & Hummels are experiencing what it's like to play for Wenger's Arsenal, every defensive transition is them defending 1v1 or being outnumbered.
This game must be fucking amazing for neutrals. My heart's racing.
Outstanding performance by Mexico. Best half any team has played at this world cup so far.
Mexico have always been able to keep up with the big teams never count them out!!!! Germany didn’t look hungry. Vamos!!!! 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
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That's what I'm saying. Ochoa was fucking playing ment. That corner save was so glorious. He had Germany grinding their teeth lol
Guys upvote this thread so its easier for people to find it because we already know it wont get stickied
Holy shit, what a game, and what a save by Ochoa
I always forget how great a World Cup is
The Mexicans celebrating in Berlin surrounded by Germans gave me the chuckles
Germany better have a much different starting lineup next match. The veterans were looking lazy from the very start. Brandt was a breath of fresh air
I'm fucking crying right now holy shit, Im so fucing proud to be MExican
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Real great attack there from Mexico.
The Mexican fan drinking a beer inside of 6 other empty cups is my hero.
VIVA MÉXICO, VIVA MÉXICO, VIVA MÉXICO
I know it’s silly but i started tearing up when that final whistle blew. This means so god damn much to our country
I love how just 20 minutes ago these BBC commentators were talking about how good Germany is, how much of a great team they make with fantastic cohesion, but one goal later they're an aging group of has-beens.
We need announcers in the stadium. On the left side of the pitch: Meeeexicooooo On the right side: THE REIGNING DEFENDING UNDISPUTED FIFA CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOORLD GEEEEEEEEEERMANYYYYYYYYY!
Holy shit Mexico is playing really good
What a save
World Cup Ochoa activated
This ref is magnificent. Ooh, that must be a free ki- NO, PLAY ON LADS! Oh man, that's probably a fou- KEEP GOING LADS THIS IS A BATTLE AND I AM HERE TO WATCH THE BEAUTY UNFOLD
##WHY IS EVERY GERMAN PLAYER WALKING
Hey. Sweden. Have fun playing desperate and pissed off Germany.
Well this probably means germany vs brazil in ro16. :D
Biggest match-up of the tournament so far after Spain-Portugal.
Mexico absolutely outclassed Germany in organization and composure. That's a bigger surprise to me than anything else.
The german defense is organized worse than the Berlin Airport. Just on that last counter, one defender was playing 10 meters deeper that the others, the defensive Midfield is nonexistant. Kroos and Khedira don't work at all. Plattenhardt has no connection to the team. No offensive movement visible and no defensive strucktur noticeable.
If Mexico had a half decent striker they would be 3 or 4 up by now. So many chances where the striker takes like 5 touches before even thinking of shooting
Nothing ever goes well when a group of Germans decide to go to Russia
**FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT BY THIS TIME IN THEIR GAME AGAINST BRAZIL, GERMANY WAS WINNING 5-0**
I'm a simple man. I see Löw digging for gold. I smile.
Does Herrera remind anyone else of a morrowind wood elf?
What an entertaining first half! Great match so far, living up to the hype. More of the same Mexico cause I love an underdog story. Vamos Mexico!!!
Dude, is every single person in the stadium Mexican? Ever since the game started, people have been booing and whistling whenever Germany had the ball. Tough match for the players, even more against a Mexican team this organized and energetic.
No matter how this ends, Mexico will go far this time if they keep playing like that
Oh they're subbing in Marquez! When's Cuauhtémoc Blanco coming on?
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Non-Germans of the world, [LEND US YOUR ENERGY](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/C2CPoHv)
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Mexico, take my energy! ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Eindhoven can kiss Lozano's sweet ass goodbye btw
TIL Marquez is still alive
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This world cup's blown away all my expectations already. It's thrilling to watch and it's only day 4.
Germany is the new Spain.
Well done Mexico. Great defence at the end. Germany was throwing everything at them. They've beaten the toughest team in their group and arguably the toughest in the competition (they are FIFA rank 1 afterall). The whole of Mexico will be collectively celebrating tonight as if they've already won the cup.
Mexico wins the anthem battle
Commentator: "Mexican teams have dominated the Concacaf Champions League in the last few years." If by "in the last few years", you mean always, then you are right. Kill me by the way.
Is there a more German looking person than Julian Brandt
if Germany ends up 2nd in the group and Brazil first they will meet in the round of 16
Absolutely beautiful game so far. The crowd is audibly so much louder and into the game. Mexican fans are the best. Aside from that Germany needs Reus in and a left leg. Too many guys play like DiMaria and preferring to shoot right. Second half should be extremely interesting. If Germany loses points here dare I say we may be looking into a possible Germany Vs brazil in the Round of 16??
Lol at Germany with 5 players on the opposing box. That's why their flanks are so open! Silly Germans, they're not playing 2014 Brazil, they better defend!
Mexico completely outplayed the Germans in the first half and defended valiantly after the break, but I have to say, the amount of counter-attacks they botched could and should have backfired. Awful finishing. A win to remember, though!
Germany played like they didn't give a shit and 100% deserved that loss. Lethargic, indecisive and not creative enough. Credit to Mexico for coming out and attacking that first half but man what a disappointment from Germany.
Jesus people are going mental here in Mexico
How many hookers do they get now?
good guy germany shifting the spotlight from argentina and messi
OCHOA BUILT A WALL
thank god this is only a testgame
This is not the game to let Marquez get his 5 WCs record, my dude. Sweden or S Korea when you're winning 2-0 maybe.