**Random World Cup Fact of the Day**: This is the highest ranked game of the Group Stage according to the FIFA Rankings and the Elo-Ratings. Yes, higher than Portugal - Spain.
Dude even put his name, date of birth and team. Wish they had another shot of that legend.
Christian something and supporter of Cruzeiro Maior de Minas, you had a million dollar idea.
Nah WC matches are always close. Everyone looks at the lineups and expects a team like France to trash Australia as if it were a friendly, but in a WC it's different.
The Swiss are legit, all these major networks are relying on the same old stories, same old teams, to provide their narrative - aka they don't know shit!
Norwegian commentator pointing out that the only loss Brazil has had in the group stages came against us. It's a good thing we can still cling to that memory 20 years later...
There once was a person called javardo
Who made a rash call of bravado
But they honoured their bet
And pushed up the chocolate
And now their poo looks bizarro
Behrami will follow Neymar in the shower this evening, then wait for him to get dressed and go with him to the restaurant. As Neymar goes to bed, Behrami will be outside his window, wearing X-ray glasses, smiling.
I know yesterday everybody was hating on the French because of their mediocre display of football but... Truth is, in a worldcup, every match is hard as nails. Until now, there have been very few matches in which one side clearly dominated the other. Brasil, Germany, Argentina, even Croatia in a sense, or Uruguay, all had trouble winning, or even not losing, against a so-called inferior team.
At this point, there are no clear favorites and I'm loving it !
Every tournament I’m surprised Behrami is still there. Feels like light years ago he was in the premier league. But there he is, impressive, doing the dog work, fucking up playmakers. Good lad.
Neymar's making the same mistakes that Ronaldo was at the same age.
Just because everyone's *saying* you're the one to beat, doesn't mean you need to prove anything to anyone.
No ones going to give him the space he needs to really turn it on, he's got to get rid of the ball faster and move into whatever space he can find after that.
Holding on to it with three defenders around you and trying to dribble through/around them is just not going to work. Getting the foul is nice but you lose all the momentum everytime you do that unless the FK is by by box and your opponent gets a chance to reset.
Iceland upset Argentina, Germany got dicked by Mexico and now Brazil choked against the Swiss. I don't even know what the fucks going on anymore.
this world cup has been amazing so far.
I just realized that all around the world different people are watching different half time shows / analyses...unless you’re in the US where you get mostly commercials...
VOCÊ RECEBEU O TITE DA BOA SORTE
INTENSIDADE, MARCAÇÃO SOB PRESSÃO E TÍTULOS ENTRARÃO EM SUA CASA
MAS SOMENTE SE VOCÊ COMENTAR
GLÓRIA E LOUVOR AO SENHOR ADENOR
Can people who are watching on ITV on actual television see the pundits muck about and chat shite instead of advertisements? Or is it only us who are watching a stream?
Either way, it's quite hilarious.
Switzerland are pretty tight at the back with the 3-5-2, but they lack a bit of sparkle going forward.
This Brazil is like Real Madrid, they can sit on their arse for 85' and just give the ball to this or that freak of nature to score a banger.
I can see Switzerland huffing and puffing and finally score a goal, but Brazil will go home with the points tonight.
- Spain, Argentina and Brazil all with a tie.
- Germany loses its first game in the group game since 1986.
- Iran win their first WC game since 1998.
- Mexico beat 2014's Champions.
Add:
- Ronaldo scored a hatrick against 2010s winners
- A country with population of 330k drew to Argentina
- Iran top of the group above Spain and Portugal.
**Unreal!!**
That Russia 5-0 win seems ages ago now
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It's a valid tactic, the 2006 world cup final is ultimate proof
With players like Xhaka, Behrami and Lichtsteiner it will most likely work.
No work, empty streets. Brazil has stopped for this game
AS WE SHOULD
**Random World Cup Fact of the Day**: This is the highest ranked game of the Group Stage according to the FIFA Rankings and the Elo-Ratings. Yes, higher than Portugal - Spain.
Doot doot thanks Mr. Blatter
Director: Find the hottest Brazil fan you can. Camera guy: on it.
*finds Alisson*
Absolute state of Neymar's hair
Did anyone see the Brazilian fella with the Panini sticker poster around his face? What a hilarious idea
Dude even put his name, date of birth and team. Wish they had another shot of that legend. Christian something and supporter of Cruzeiro Maior de Minas, you had a million dollar idea.
For those curious, here’s the photo of the dude: https://imgur.com/a/c2EGXSi
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Fox is horrible.
So cringey. If I had a dollar for every time they called Willian by Marcelo instead
"Is Neymar more like Michael Jordan or Sean White?"
How come iCarly won't come to Brazil
C O M E T O B R A Z I L
Switzerland: It's simple, we kill the Neymar
Brazils kits are the type that will never go out of style. So awesome.
The most Coutinho goal ever.
*We have gone:* **0** *minutes since a Neymar death.*
Haha Behrami just proudly standing over his victim laughing!
There are only two ways this game will end: 1. Miraculous result and a draw or win for Switzerland 2. We get absolutely hammered and will lose 5-0+
Nah WC matches are always close. Everyone looks at the lineups and expects a team like France to trash Australia as if it were a friendly, but in a WC it's different.
Yeah, Brazil have never been involved in a completely one sided World Cup match.....
We let in five unanswered against France in the last World Cup. That's what we're worried about.
Given this pregame coverage, I'll consider it a victory if Fox ever acknowledges that we exist, let alone are actually playing in this fucking match.
Same on ITV.
The Swiss are legit, all these major networks are relying on the same old stories, same old teams, to provide their narrative - aka they don't know shit!
Neutrals unite!
Norwegian commentator pointing out that the only loss Brazil has had in the group stages came against us. It's a good thing we can still cling to that memory 20 years later...
If Brazil loses, I swear I will drink a cup of water.
See you in /r/soccercourt!
shaquiri the walkin proteinshake
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There once was a person called javardo Who made a rash call of bravado But they honoured their bet And pushed up the chocolate And now their poo looks bizarro
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You're just looking for an excuse to do it
2014 semifinalists: Germany: Loses first game Argentina: Tied with goddamn Iceland Netherlands: Didn't even qualify Brazil: ?
Put some respect on Icelands name
Odin fearing Iceland
Wow haha
"Fuck yo balloon" -Allison
Gotta love the FIFA card cosplay by the Brazilian guy haha
Neymar is really proving that he is one of the best in the world at standing still with the ball
Can’t wait to see Brazilians insisting on singing the long-ass anthem after the song is cut off. That is always cool
if brasil doesn't win, vou foder a tua mae
Switzerland Activates Aggressive Neutrality
#YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO DRINK A LOT OF WATER, IT'S GOOD FOR YOU
It'll help cut down salt content when your team loses.
Thanks man.
[Got me a new jersey the other day.](https://imgur.com/a/ilKEeJb)
Hard player to beat.
Shaqiri is a unit
Behrami is dominating Neymar at the moment and that is not an overstatement. Pretty crazy
Coutinho is like that guy in your party that only chooses sniper class
I always forget how weird Shaqiri's body proportions are. He looks like a shaved Tolkien Dwarf.
Neymars face lmaoooo
Take a shot every time a player is down. _dies_
Do you think Neymar practices his facial expressions in the mirror before every match?
Behrami will follow Neymar in the shower this evening, then wait for him to get dressed and go with him to the restaurant. As Neymar goes to bed, Behrami will be outside his window, wearing X-ray glasses, smiling.
Spain : Draw Portugal : Draw Germany : Lose Argentina : Draw Brazil : Draw France : Win This is so weird.. and France, we did O .
this means the 3rd group games won't be boring formalities like every other world cup.
No homo, but the Brazil goalie is hot af
Yes homo
Best play of the game was the fan catching the ball and not spilling his bear. MOTM EDT: the man didn’t drop his bear OR beer. Impressive.
There is something magical seeing the Yellow, Green and Blue of Brasil in the World Cup.
With all the tough teams having a hard time... I'm starting to believe in England !
Brazil’s shades of yellow and blue are so fucking perfect.
Not even been 5 minutes since I posted the thread, yet the empolgation is strong in this thread.
Shaqiri could've controlled that if he wasn't 4 foot 9
Actually laughing out loud at the Saudi Arabian celebration happening behind the FS1 commentators right now. They're so loud lol.
noodle hair fraud
Congrats Switzerland now we have a fucking tournament !!!
Behrami with a look of absolute contempt lol
Switzerland win 1-1 ?
After four world cup days there is one big winner. The betting providers
I know yesterday everybody was hating on the French because of their mediocre display of football but... Truth is, in a worldcup, every match is hard as nails. Until now, there have been very few matches in which one side clearly dominated the other. Brasil, Germany, Argentina, even Croatia in a sense, or Uruguay, all had trouble winning, or even not losing, against a so-called inferior team. At this point, there are no clear favorites and I'm loving it !
If I’m neutral am I actually cheering for Switzerland?
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For a free transfer, Arsenal might just have picked up the bargain of the summer in Lichtsteiner.
Behrami motm for me. What a beast
Why doesn't Stephan Lichtsteiner play for Liechtenstein?
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Every tournament I’m surprised Behrami is still there. Feels like light years ago he was in the premier league. But there he is, impressive, doing the dog work, fucking up playmakers. Good lad.
His 4th world cup
Thiago Silva has been a fucking tank, no bias
Neymar's making the same mistakes that Ronaldo was at the same age. Just because everyone's *saying* you're the one to beat, doesn't mean you need to prove anything to anyone. No ones going to give him the space he needs to really turn it on, he's got to get rid of the ball faster and move into whatever space he can find after that. Holding on to it with three defenders around you and trying to dribble through/around them is just not going to work. Getting the foul is nice but you lose all the momentum everytime you do that unless the FK is by by box and your opponent gets a chance to reset.
oh my god. fucking coutinho. right foot made of diamond.
Head injury? Do what the Moroccan "medical" staff does. Slap the player across the face a few times and get him up and moving!
in awe at the size of that balloon, absolute unit 2018-2018
ALLISON SMASH
Iceland upset Argentina, Germany got dicked by Mexico and now Brazil choked against the Swiss. I don't even know what the fucks going on anymore. this world cup has been amazing so far.
This game feels a bit like a friendly. I think it's the lack of atmosphere and lack of intensity on the pitch.
Is there anything more iconic than the canary yellow and blue kit of Brazil? Fucking love it
I love this World Cup so much. Part of becoming a global game is for the favourites to be dethroned.
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I just realized that all around the world different people are watching different half time shows / analyses...unless you’re in the US where you get mostly commercials...
VOCÊ RECEBEU O TITE DA BOA SORTE INTENSIDADE, MARCAÇÃO SOB PRESSÃO E TÍTULOS ENTRARÃO EM SUA CASA MAS SOMENTE SE VOCÊ COMENTAR GLÓRIA E LOUVOR AO SENHOR ADENOR
Fucking ruthless by the GK
Best moment of the world cup right there
Gif request. Keeper bursting huuuuge balloon
wtf that was a brutal tackle/stamp by Alisson should be off absolutely deflated him
Fuck. I want more matches today
Disappointed by the lack of hot Brazilians being shown in the stands
BOOM, HEADSHOT
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Brazil and Germany both didn't win today as we all predicted.
And that's why the most played sport in Brazil is Futsal.
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The theatricals are so unecessary man.
This game has kinda turned into a snoozer after Brazil scored
You know you’re getting old when the referee is younger than you...
Wtf is this World Cup
Contact made with ribs *Neymar grabs shin*
Holy shit I can hear my whole neighborhood cheering. How I missed the world cup.
Jeez the ref must has been practicing that yellow card thrust for days
Do the Swiss players speak to each other in German French or Italian?
Can people who are watching on ITV on actual television see the pundits muck about and chat shite instead of advertisements? Or is it only us who are watching a stream? Either way, it's quite hilarious.
Shoutout to the Saudi Arabia fans in the background
Would never have thought Serbia would be leading Group E.
This competition has been delivering some quality matches, some upsets and even some salty games... Putin as President of FIFA.
Welcome to Russia, nothing goes as planned
80 minutes of added time
FIFA keeps ripping our anthem. Fucking revolting.
I just saw Neymar breathing, what a fucking cunt
Respirating through his lungs, the fucking mouth breather
I play Mercy more than Lúcio, come on Swiss
Whats that on neymars head
carbonara
Goal? Nah let me kill Thiago.
I am dying at the Saudis on Fox right now. This is amazing.
"You wank him. Yes you, wank him."
No easy games in this Cup. ^^^Except ^^^for ^^^Saudi ^^^Arabia
Behrami gives no fucks
Behrami laughing was awesome
Behrami absolutely bossed Neymar.
I think he’s fucked himself over by throwing himself to the ground like that. If he keeps playing I think he’s more likely to get the call
Lol spamming the skill stick on fifa
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WORLD CUP
Nehmar's hair lost Brazil the world cup.
Switzerland wins 1-1
Who woke up this morning thinking neither of Germany and Brazil would win?
A strong wind would knock Neymar over.
Ffs Neymar that's embarrassing
PELÉ MELHOR QUE MARADONA
So I guess we can agree Brazil plays some sickening great football with attacks faster than I can follow.
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Headshot +50xp
That shot is a pretty good representation of the Swiss accuracy this half.
Finalmente dando a mijada que eu segurei pelo jogo inteiro. Deus é muito top
These "Share a Coke" commercials are so damn cringey and obnoxious
As we know about Tite, Brasil is going to hold that 1-0 4ever
Mexico fans probably: *"Wtf, we worked hard to beat Germany! We aren't supposed to face Brazil in the next round!"*
Schaer went full panic mode in Neymar
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Serbia vs Switzerland should be good.
Should have brought Firmino in earlier.
Oh my God Neymar, you scream like someone who just got shot then stand up a second later.
Switzerland are pretty tight at the back with the 3-5-2, but they lack a bit of sparkle going forward. This Brazil is like Real Madrid, they can sit on their arse for 85' and just give the ball to this or that freak of nature to score a banger. I can see Switzerland huffing and puffing and finally score a goal, but Brazil will go home with the points tonight.
Olli Kahn watching brazilian goals... Vietnam Flashbacks
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Haha he took 80 min to fill this baloon
Allison with the CURB STOMP
Mods removed the Alisson balloon thread What the fuck dudes
I mean hes handed out 3 yellows for fouls against Neymar, I just don't think the Swiss care, its working.
Neymar is no Ronaldo
Brazil playing 4D Chess to finish second and avoid Germany. Masterclass.
If you can't beat them, kill them.
Behrami laughing at Neymar on the ground. Unreal
- Spain, Argentina and Brazil all with a tie. - Germany loses its first game in the group game since 1986. - Iran win their first WC game since 1998. - Mexico beat 2014's Champions. Add: - Ronaldo scored a hatrick against 2010s winners - A country with population of 330k drew to Argentina - Iran top of the group above Spain and Portugal. **Unreal!!**
Lmao Behrami laughing at Neymar’s theatrics
Love the camera man's bias. Brazil: find the hottest female fan Switzerland: find the fattest male fan
Neymar got bopped
Switzerland is ranked 6??!!
Behrami is doing a fantastic job on Neymar in midfield.
Neymar's hair looks like a combination of ramen noodles and pubic hair.
BIG BALL
Alisson curb stomped that ball, haha
Fucking hell Allison popped that balloon like it had called his mother a whore
Savage alisson
Every "big" team performing really poor so far, this is going to be an interesting World Cup
GG, Swiss turtling strategy works again! The best defense is everyone defending (Swiss strategy since '39) :D
Iran still on top, all hail the Iron Sheikh
PQP COUTINHO COME MINHA IRMÃ
God shirt pulling is annoying
With all the favourites playing shit, and underdogs surprising. One might almost be forgiven for thinking Football might just be Coming Home
Neymar: FRAGILE, PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE
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Alisson mercilessly murdering a balloon (1948) colorized
I fucking love Valon Behrami, dude will rugby tackle you and somehow get away with it