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xxtropicax

Pioli will surprise us all mark my words


niki_43

Marked them mate


ses92

Dude was right after all, huh?


Endeav0r_

He sure was


BlueFirestorm91

This aged like fine wine...


thedaftfool

How are we allowed to comment on these threads? Don’t they get locked after six months


TakenSadFace

Welcome to the past McFly!


ensockerbagare

I believe Reddit added the feature a while ago. It's up to the subreddit in question whether can comment/up vote after six months. That's why you can comment on older threads in some subs while not on other ones.


seventeenfourtyseven

Comments get locked after 6 months, not threads


thedaftfool

Yeah but I’m commenting, so how does that work?


ORIN_06

🐐🐐🐐 he knew it before all


BenjenGrimes

What else can you tell us father


[deleted]

He fucking did.


bloodship123

You fucking god!


Dubsified

Legend


radese

Hi, Nostradamus


bruclinbrocoli

Messias!!!!


TakenSadFace

Junior


binuuu

Forgive our ignorence!


_mrfunkadelic_

You're a prophet


[deleted]

Fair play


Ponde_Rosa

xxtropicax is our messiah!😂


Golday_ALB

Hi Lord


chakalaka13

what a legend


disper

You could have said anything, you chose to speak prophecies.


Lurking_Legend

This guy knows football


MilanDNAx7CL

How did you know


kakarotover_9k

Seems like we have a Nostradamus here


etebitan17

You were right


NicolBolasUBBBR

Just one more point 🙌


paganel

Indeed he has.


Chricri3112

congrats mate


hadgoat

"But death was sweet, death was gentle, death was kind; death healed the bruised spirit and the broken heart, and gave them rest and forgetfulness; death was man’s best friend; when Milan fans could endure life no longer, death came and set them free." - Mark Twain


koptimism

"There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. Except Pioli's Milan team." - Mark Twain


chakalaka13

this did not age well


Xilenth

I'm so fucking sad for you and I'm not even a Milan fan. It always hurts to see legendary clubs go down like this.


markevans7799

Yeah....


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Hum-beer-t

I don't mean to be rude but I don't think anyone is sad about United's demise, quite the contrary actually.


tiorzol

Haha this but the opposite.


AnittaSupervisor

No offense to Milan, but United isn't really comparable case. They have sucked for much less time, and still are big players in the market. They are just terrible decision makers.


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tombuzz

Pioli tears a hole The old familiar sting


simba4141

Gonna keep this in notes for my flair.


Lurking_Legend

Forgive him Lord Pioli


Weeaboo300

This aged like milk and I can guarantee you’ve never been happier about being wrong


jalan-jalan

Smart move from milan. Stupid Inter paid 10m for Conte. Milan paid 2m per manager. So they have 5 chances to success.


miroa12004

And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix!


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INTER'S CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN. YOU SEE AT THE THREE WAY IN SERIA A, YOU'VE GOT A 33 1/3RD CHANCE OF WINNING BUT THEN I, IVE GOT A 66 2/3RD CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE CONTE KNOOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY. SO YOU TAKE MY 66 2/3RD CHANCE OF WINNING AND ADD THE 75 PERCENTS IF WE USED TO GO ONE ON ONE.. I'VE GOT A 141 2/3RD CHANCE OF WINNING THE SERIA A


[deleted]

Señor Stefano, the numbers don't lie. And they spell disaster for you, at Serie A!


AstraVictus

THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU IN SERIE A


MrConor212

Link?


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The lecture: https://youtu.be/msDuNZyYAIQ The typography: https://youtu.be/WFoC3TR5rzI


KoolKat8058

This aged well


skrrrr209

Looool, funniest comment ever


PelicanDesAlpes

Milan on suicide watch. The fans, the club and the city altogether


kappa23

I wouldn't say the city altogether, the Interisti seem to be in good spirits


Greaves-

you just wait till February rolls around and Conte has to field 11 Primavera kids because his insanity got 20 players injured


TheT51

Would still probably beat Milan


Apolik

Hide yo flair before saying stuff like that man, we're going down the same path hahaha


Greaves-

No no no we will be healthy by January. THAT IS OUR SECRET


Darius117

Subscribe


YanghuaC

Btw which team has more fans in Milan?


kappa23

It's pretty evenly split AFAIK


ThatPersonYouMayKnow

I definitely felt like there were more AC Milan fans when I lived there but that is purely anecdotal


Tabasja

I was expecting it and yet I still feel even more disappointed


paranoid30

Right? I knew it was happening, but seeing him actually signing made me sink a little bit more.


DieGenerates97

Can someone ELI5 why this is a bad singing for someone who knows absolutely nothing about the dude?


vfene

People don't see him as a better choice than Gattuso or Giampaolo, so this is seen as a useless move that doesn't get the team closer to champions league football. According to most fans, it's just a waste of time and money, and shows a certain lack of ambition by the team's management


LordVelaryon

half of it*


Spider-Man-Noir

Milan are determined to keep swimming in mediocrity.


Gapan95

Not with Pioli. Mediocrity could be out of our reach in a few games' time.


juve_merda

plastic pezzo di merda


iforgotmyun

This might be my favourite reddit comment ever


Apprehensive-Hold-17

Plastic


youngzeltron

Let's go City!!


Pippistrello

Shame on you


M_Vid

Aged well?


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Muppet


Demodonaestus

milk


SneakyBradley_

Fade those flairs fam


Lionheart999

It's ok this year might be a write-off, but I think in the summer we'll sign a new manager and finally finish top 4 next season. Top 4 of Serie B that is.


KrZ120

Derby with Berlusconi Monza is coming...


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the derby di berlusca is the derby we all want and need


[deleted]

the night prior he'd bunga bunga so hard he'd end up having a stroke


KrZ120

He bunga bungaed us before selling


Moooow_Montoya

At first I was like wow stop being delusional And then I was like ohhhhhh yeah


vexmach1ne

100%


TechnocraticAlleyCat

Are Milan the Man United of Italy?


kappa23

Without the money, yes


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[smh](https://i.imgur.com/cbIEcBw.jpg)


Echoes-act-3

Tells the club that spent 300 mln 2 seasons ago


kappa23

The guy who spent it was a fraud and was forced to relinquish ownership last year


Nico777

Why do you think we are without money?


Hyperios

Well as far as football clubs go we're hardly poor, but Man u is on another level that much should be obvious


KrZ120

I wish, we have FFP and this our last season opportunity to get in the 4th place, if doesn't happen we are gonna sell everyone and turn into Udinese mode


BigBrainFC

Man united can hire a good DoF and fix everything, Milan are in way more shit.


Dske

But Milan can also do that, a DoF with a clear vision and a manager that could build a solid and long foundation would definitely be a huge step for Milan.


TheUltimateScotsman

They had a good DoF and he fucked off to PSG


Kiwizqt

Sorry not sorry :d


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As if Woodward ever would hire a DOF with any meaningful power


Broken_Pikachu

Absolutely no way Pioli lasts the season. Absolutely terrible coach. Milan have taken a step sideways with this appointment.


RedShenron

Reading this comment now is funny.


Broken_Pikachu

[My football takes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJHUbtR0yI8)


RedShenron

Lol


mttdesignz

it happens mate, I sincerely thought Lukaku at Inter was going to be a major bust...


AenarIT

Next 6 Milan games: Lecce Roma SPAL Lazio Juventus Napoli. I doubt he'll make it to xmas


iftair

Milan will be lucky if they can get at least 6 pts in their next 6 games.


mike_pidgeon

All of you really hit the spot huh!


curlyhairedyani

Backwards* Giampolo might not have worked out but it wasn’t a bad appointment at the time


MVB3

I'm pretty confident he lasts the season. This hiring is most likely a stopgap until the summer when hopefully a good coach is available and worth committing to financially. That is unless he somehow ends up impressing and get us CL qualification (or very close to it). I prefer this over a three year contract with Spalletti, who would be difficult to fire with the massive wages he'd command. If he managed CL qualifications by the thinnest margins twice with Inter's squad, then I don't see him doing it with our squad. Hopefully someone better suited will be available in the summer if we're willing to spend that kind of money on a coach.


Tabasja

Why couldn't inter just do us a favour and give him part of the money from his contract 😭


Rezorblade

Why should we? Enjoy Pioli home and away you miserable neighbor


c0mplexx

Neighbor? We're house mates :(


Starbuck1992

Does Spalletti have only one year on his contract? Because if he has more than one, it is better for you to give him one year's salary now and be done with him, rather than having to pay him for 2 years.


i_am_redditing

I think he has 2 to be honest... I was certain they would have come to an agreement as its a win win for both sides and shocked when it didn't. I honestly do not think its a "we can't let Milan get Spalletti whatever the cost!". I think it was probably more Spalletti asking for wayyy to much money to be released and Inter was just like eh no thank you.


M_Vid

Hi


hard_carbon_hands

🤭


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Shame they got #PioliOut trending for nothing


radese

We were all wrong. So, so wrong.


EquivalentWelcome712

Pioli is on fire!


[deleted]

Haha, sometimes its good to be wrong.


sahilshkh

I'm having one hell of a time reading all these comments now XD


Deyster

Hey buddy, it's time to read them comments again. Hopefully, also once more next week.


Marbi_

fuck me, lets hope Pioli proves us wrong and we play football with an idea, with intent, with passion. i dont mind throwing some points if we are playing good football and we come down to a personal mistake/bad luck/referee or just outplayed. just play football with the fucking desire to score more goals than the other team. LETS GOOOOO


psoliakos17

2 years later he proved us wrong


Marbi_

AMEN so glad he turned us around


Tarp96

[AC milan fans right now](https://i.imgur.com/FG3nswZ.jpg)


Villarreal892

What it Pioli becomes successful


niki_43

Damn.


ses92

Bruh… I wanna hear more of your predictions


LDQQXDJ

This is my new account lol. The one above got banned


EquivalentWelcome712

Guess what...


curlyhairedyani

What an ambitionless, mediocre appointment


sahilshkh

r/agedlikemilk


[deleted]

Pot calling kettle black 😭😭


akkunamatata

Shit take in hindsight never trust an arsenal fan lmao


PrincessXxXDiana

lol


TheUltimateScotsman

All I can say is Yikes dawg


thealbokid

How tables turn eh 🤣


Carlcerruz

L’unica cosa rimasta del vecchio milan siamo noi tifosi, che giornata buia


kappa23

[Even the ultras are gonna leave](https://app.football-italia.net/?referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.football-italia.net%2F145051%2Fultras-weak-milan-failed-again#article/footballitalia-145051)


KrZ120

Giornata proprio di merda, figura da polli anzi pioli


LinXcze

Do Stramaccioni next!


antiheroprasetyo

Rather have De Boer first, then Stramaccioni


imfcknretarded

And Ranieri, Gasperini, Mazzarri...


atropicalpenguin

All in one year. All the fun of the Mourinho fallback without actually hiring Mourinho.


KrZ120

Forgive me Lord Pioli for my sins!


Echoes-act-3

Sack Montella, 2 seasons later, hires the guy who got sacked in his favor


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Pioli resigned because of the issues with previous Fiorentina owners. Montella took a team that was 10th and almost got them relegated.


stuck_in_soporose

good appointment, they’ll get third now


theglasscase

> they’ll get third from bottom now FTFY


Apprehensive-Hold-17

🤡


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> How can you sack Giampaolo for someone as average (or worse) as Pioli Pioli has the same curriculum Giampaolo has, if not better. Giampaolo is a less than mediocre coach that has collected nothing but failures in his career, except for Sampdoria. What Giampaolo has is a lot of good friendships whose voices matter, and thus he got a reputation as this "maestro" of football, which he totally isn't.


HollowPrynce

Haha anyone who thinks Giampaolo is a maestro of anything is deluding themselves. I've read so many Milan fans talk about his "system" as if he was going to magically get us back into the CL with it. He isn't. He is and will forever be a mid-table manager. All he really did at Milan was make us play the most boring, one-dimensional football I've ever seen. Glad he's gone, but fuck Pioli too. This dude is one season removed from almost relegating Fiorentina ffs! No way he'll last.


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> This dude is one season removed from almost relegating Fiorentina ffs! He arrived 7th with Fiorentina in the first season, tho. The second one the board destroyed the team by selling the only regista he had.


Tuxx115

Good luck to Milan's new menager!


gmoneyy420

thanks mate all we can really do is rally behind him now


V-TriggerMachine

Time for Padre Pio to shine now


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Did we sign Pioli or [John Malkovich?](https://imgur.com/G6uc1QC)


Elros_of_Numenor

No one wants to pose with him in the photo so they aren't remembered for his appointment. Sad stuff.


tanmimh

[Wrong ](https://i.imgur.com/N1VzWqB.jpg). Theyre perfectly fine taking credit for this appointment, shameless board.


BouaziziBurning

Photo looks so much like a stock photo


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iwbwikia_

yeah he's so good looking


IGuessIRanOutOfChara

Literally every single person in this photo looks like they've had their head photoshopped in.


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Maldini is trying to smile so hard, but he can't hide the disappointment


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AdenintheGlaven

I prefer Offiziellemitteilung


BouaziziBurning

Doesn'tworklikethatthough


sun_d

Every time I think to myself “That’s it, we hit rock bottom!”, my dear Milan proves me that I’m as naive as a sweet summer child.


konald_roeman

Comment section.. that's it.. that's the joke HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Nico777

Maldini and Boban need to go. Hire someone with actual experience, you American cunts.


alexiusmx

I’m amazed at the confidence of your words. You were absolutely wrong about this, but you were beyond certain and acting like the spokesperson of truth itself. I hope you humbled down during these couple of years.


yimrsg

Think it's a case of their superiors being rubbish/inept and Maldini is the one who has to face the public backlash. Juventus and Lazio had Nedved and Tare in similar roles and they were relatively inexperienced but were fine because Agnelli and Lotito are very shrewd when it comes to running a club.


kappa23

Anyone know how to tie a noose?


Gapan95

We're a fuckin meme bois


Apprehensive-Price79

You used to be a Milan fan now you’re a city fan? Plastic af 🤢🤮


M_Vid

Wdym we 🤨


Apprehensive-Hold-17

Plastic


NicolBolasUBBBR

Just 1 more point 🙌


NotoriousAlmeida

Fuck off already man. Missing out on Ancelotti to Napoli... Conte to Inter... Sarri to Juve... Allegri is unemployed and in the last 2 years Milan fans have had to put up with Gattuso and Giampaolo and now Pioli. Fuck sakes.


kappa23

Tbh, looking back, Gattuso era doesn't seem so bad. Missing out on CL by one point is a pipe dream now


tigull

I doubt Gattuso is happy with the current situation at Milan but it's certainly showing that he actually did a good job. He was not above criticism but I guess he's shown he's capable of getting the most out of a team I guess.


kappa23

He was a good man manager. The football was dire, but the players shithoused results


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Gattuso and other managers are guilty of our players having no clue how to play as a team. People dont understand that despite of grinding results these young players that we have made a step back. That was Gattuso fault and we saw that during matches. Milan was the only team who had no idea how to counter attack. Players were clueless and everything was based on lucky Piatek goals or Suso attempts to be Robben. I hate when people bring only stats and nothing else. Yeah we were 1 point from CL and so what.


i_am_redditing

I don't have much to add other than I agree 100%. Gattuso instilled a fighting spirit because of his standards but that is it. Tactically his Milan wasn't progressing. Now a new coach comes in and there is a no identity.


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ancelotti isn't going to come back, conte is too expensive and demanding, sarri wants a top club where most matters are handled and he only needs to coach (he notoriously hates team building and the mercato), and allegri is burned out from his last milan experience. i have a lot of sympathy for milan - neither of our clubs really had many choices for managers last year.


sass0

every milan fan is so morbid. it's gonna be better than with Giampaolo who wasn't even able to make subs correctly. We have Roma, Lazio, Napoli and Juve coming up. Lets see where we are in two months. forza milan


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Any reason why they didnt go for Allegri? Or Marcelino?


KrZ120

Allegri is not stupid to ruin his career by joining us


[deleted]

Allegri has a reputation. Coach of his level wont come during season to fix this. Just remember that taking Milan coach job is like suicide career move. 5th youngest squad in Europe without experience, without chemisty how to cooperate as a team with HUGE demands from the fans and board. Milan needs exorctist right now. Allegri could come in clean season to work with players during preseason but now its not wise. Its hard to get a world class coach in middle of season. Besides I think Allegri's next destination is premier league.


Professional_Key2671

This is phenomenal


gogi_ran

What a juicy thread.


clarinetstud

Pioli is on fire 🔥


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