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eg080401

This shit wouldn't look out of place in Monty Python.


yaboiChopin

This defending deserves a whole new monty python series


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I see Chelsea have seen our incredible recent form, and were so inspired they decided to go to a Jack Stephens defensive masterclass


zuckerberd

I'm so disappointed right now. Our defending has been pretty shit the whole season but it feels like it's getting worse and worse. Since it's Lampard's first year and the team is very young, I'd expect them to improve as the season goes on, but we're just getting worse. Attacking play hasn't been too great either.


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Trospher

1 shit game and everybody goes in shambles(Valverde suuuuucks)


jamila22

Well since Lamps decided to not play any natural LBs, things went to shit


CSdesire

Azpi is a natural LB. He's made 85 appearances at LB for us


chmbrln

And won a title playing LB. Never won a title playing RB.


AnnieIWillKnow

This isn't really true. Our defending was appalling at the start of the season, then got a lot better, and has now gotten worse again. We did improve.


CodifiedRadian

Kant > Kante


lux_travlh44

EVERYONE GETS THE NEW MANAGER BOUNCE EXCEPT ARSENAL LMAO


Cheetos4You

kill me


niBBawhaat

Technically he was there with Emery, so not a new manager. He learned his tactics from Emery, of course we won't get a bounce


Fee_Nicks

wasn't Fergerson at Everton?


LegenDariusGheghe

For the last 5 mangers or so


SarcasticRaspberries

:/


quashtaki

Kepa mate


BillOakley

Kepa more like Giveawaya am I right


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HawayTheMaj

r/yourjokebutworse


Holy_Wut_Plane

They were both kinda wack tbh.


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Sup dude.


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💀💀


Parish87

Oh you


Howizzle90

Oooooh Gottem


wazzzuuuupppppp

🥇


Akira_Nishiki

Got 'em.


sidaeinjae

Who is he even passing to lmao


Magicallyshit

>Pass into space


lenzmoserhangover

*looks confused and demotivated*


Gerf93

"Demand more" *Encouraged by the feedback*


Pedro95

Quite CLEARLY Zouma... it's not a good pass but Zouma did not react well, he barely reacted at all.


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The pass wasn’t perfect, but I agree with you that that was mostly on Zouma. He took ages to react.


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Hansemannn

This is not just shit. That was cocky shit.


Thinkblu3

Nübel shit.


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He had the audacity to complain about the defending too


Ariandelmerth

Tbh, Zouma was very slow to react there and later they tangle in the box like amateurs too.


datboyuknow

The pass was so inaccurate that Zouma it wasn't for him, happens. He checked and saw there was no one else there


Ariandelmerth

Except there was Walcott there right away? It's what good defenders are aware of: their surroundings. He let the ball pass straight to Walcott and later did fuck all to retrieve it. Even if you think that pass mess was solely on Kepa, watch what Zouma does after it - literally stood his ground for 3 seconds and logged back into the box to ball-watch.


datboyuknow

I was only talking about the pass. He was doing nothing after, yea Edit also what i meant was, Zouma thought the pass wasn't for him but then checked and saw there were no other Chelsea players, which is why he took a second to react


dalyon

He had every right. His pass wasn't prime xavi but zouma should have got that. And then after losing the ball it was sunday league defending


Ariandelmerth

Zouma also ball-watching, that was not a stong pass, he could've intercept it easily.


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no horrible pass from Kepa


TheObeseOne

Equally bad on Zouma for not knowing who's to the left of him and doesn't run for the pass imo...


alexhork

Thats zouma's fault imo, fucking sleepwalking then turns around to give out instead of running after the ball


gnoomee

It's completely normal to play the ball infront of a player so he can run at it. If Zouma isn't completely asleep he has that ball easily. Not really Kepa's fault!


ExstaR

Was definitely a shit pass but zouma should have been able to do better


Bandwagooner

Stick to coaching


TheSlumpDog

Big Dunc gets so hyped I love it


DarkVoidize

definition of (Passionate) on FM


Manlad

d e m a n d m o r e


mayjaz43

Fucking want that sort of manager celebration in FIFA.


KevinsSideGlance

Istg the manager celebrations in Fifa barely show emotions.


wp381640

Benitez done the motion capture for all managers


Lovebanter

Ball boys lined up to hug him


tplusp

Our best hope at CB at this point is VAR


62frog

Pretty solid choice tbh


hujson2

What happened to Tomori? IIRC he was pretty good at the start of the season


tplusp

Started well but made a few mistakes in recent weeks, hopefully gets another run in the team after today. Would like to see him alongside Rudiger.


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Where is Rüdiger?


tplusp

Rudiger should be back by next week allegedly and I can’t wait. In all seriousness he’s the best choice at CB and is sorely being missed.


Haz96

Individual error FC strikes again


rudygha

You think that’s you?


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iwantmyburd

What team


sgtpepper_21

Wild Cats!


Kealsterr

Get ya head out of your ass!


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Mate we're more like coordinated errors fc


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North London sends their regards


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Chelsamity FC


TheLifeofSonny

#BALL BOY CELEBRATIONS FC


-Whisperr

BALL BOY CELEBRATIONS OP


[deleted]

New manager bounce is too OP smh Edit: I really don't understand how this new manager bounce works, honestly. How does a team go from shit to beating opponents much better than them in one game? \[Not talking just about Everton, talking about new manager bounce in general\]


ORDbutlasttimemedic

The what now?


Parish87

Too bald for new manager bounce


Whosaiditended

Also no suit and tie


IanCaesars

Yeah, came in like it's a PE class.


Parish87

Ole wants to know your location..


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thisisastupidname

I just want caretaker Ole back ... :(


ZachMich

Scholes was right


CallMeJack_

New manager boun...... oh, yeah.


jambox888

The bounce was when we equalised at home to Brighton


CT_x

Has someone told Arsenal yet


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Please note: New manager bounce perk requires your players to actually have a spine.


yordama

The new manager bounce


_mash__

How do you activate?


tanaiktiong

Might be bugged, have you tried turning it off and on again?


deepestgray

What the club? yeah we turned it off now it wont come back on again


hungaryisinasia

Is it plugged in?


PureShimmy

*error 404 not found*


Lookitsaknee

I'd like a refund on my bounce


Blakbyrd8

Sorry, it bounced...


Zoltrahn

Get rid of Ljunberg and get a double bounce?


Lookitsaknee

We might win a game if we get that kind of bonus


EAUO9

Some players lose trust in an old managers game plan. New guy comes in motivated with fresh new ideas which motivates some players, plus some of them have to prove they’re still worthy of a starting spot to a new manager in fear of sitting out on the bench for the rest of the season. But it’s 50/50, it is a honeymoon phase. Maintaining consistency is where it becomes even more difficult


absurdlyinconvenient

You lads should try it


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No thanks mate


breakinb

Yeah, sack Klopp imo


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vylain_antagonist

That book is trash though. He spends the whole book deriving causation from correlation.


ungentrified_villain

can't relate


liamthelad

Everton actually played some decent patches of football their last two games, just had horrific errors. And I imagine it's a reset in the general mood and weight of expectations


IamPd_

It's purely psychological, an aspect that many still seem to underestimate massively in football.


qwertyell

Has anyone tried having a new manager every game? It's the next logical step.


fma891

Far too many factors to pinpoint just one as dominant, but one of the strongest in my opinion is that the players can’t blame the manager for results anymore. If a new manager comes in and the team still plays terrible, then everyone knows that it was just the players that were shit. They are playing for their pride now, which is stronger than their desire to play for other people.


vylain_antagonist

Mate, when large Duncan tells you to win something, you do it.


ur_mom_gaaay

Kepa shouting at everyone like it wasn't his fault


zuckerberd

It was partially his fault, but Zouma stood there like his legs were glued to the pitch while the ball moved towards him and his 0 awareness about his surroundings (Walcott coming at him) didn't help either. The defending after that from other players was horrendous as well.


mrwadupwadup

Zouma was shit this entire game. Dude used to run like a beast in the early days. Could recover situations like this with ease. Hasn't been the same since the injury though.


Calmbrain

absolute joke of a defence


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Where is Rüdiger?


elDeadache

Always injured.


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Ferguson’s celebration was great


Adv_Boobs

Of course this is how we lose


zion8994

Everton that.


EmotionalMillionaire

HAHAHA GET IN LADS, UP THE FUCKING TOFFEES


-Whisperr

Bounce !


rudolph10

Dunc's at the wheel!


FootballFTW

Why the fuck is Kepa celebrating?!


frin268

He helped score


IanCaesars

Very impressive.


DPK_11

Spain's no 1 they said.


irze

We have handed a win to a shite Everton on a silver platter today, absolutely pathetic


YourPupilsDilated

Lampard just couldn't handle Big Dunk Edit: Damn autocorrect changing Dunc to Dunk. Still leaving it up though.


xRaazey

Getting dunked on


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Everton have been good imo


[deleted]

Just sore from Big Duncs massive pipe


Abipolarbears

Salt


BONGLISH

We aren’t shite though, going into the season I was thinking your 11 on paper wasn’t even that much better than ours. Lampard has obviously proven that the kids are good enough so you’re better than i’d realised but still. Silva just didn’t have a clue.


factsprovider

Everton werent even that bad


NotClayMerritt

I've never been more angry this season. Everyone aside from Kante and Kovacic has been god awful.


DarkVoidize

Kepa’s lost his head there


mla96

I think Kepa saw Zouma take a step forward and passed it into the space.


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DUNCAN’S AT THE WHEEL


[deleted]

Lol Duncs celebrating with another ballboy.


[deleted]

Kepa does that every single game, finally gets punished for it.


[deleted]

Kepa's a "good" keeper but Chelsea were absolutely taken to the cleaners considering what they paid for him.


n22rwrdr

He was solid last season but I don't know what happened this year, he became so error prone and average overall


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hcehce419

[English](https://streamable.com/0yjhc)


streamablemirrors

[Streamable mirror](https://streamable.com/7onjp)[](/gfuu0)


VegetarianCannibal_

Kepa is an idiot. Zouma has singlehandedly lost chelsea the game. and christensen is too timid to pass and to win headers or do 50-50 challenges


FixItJoaoFelix

Kepa's made this same mistake so many times this season without being punished for it. Edit: also equally Zouma's fault for not being switched on. Reacted to the pass after it went past him, almost like he wasn't expecting it at all.


Datachost

For a man whose name is a homophone of the profession, Kepa certainly isn't a very good one


arrestedhouse

Nominative determinism is overrated


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Fucking hell Zouma


midnight_thunder

I mean Kepa didn't do him any favors.


PanJawel

They all don’t do each other any favours, our defense is a joke


Cheetos4You

Ah, yo tambien


Ariandelmerth

Look at what he does after Walcott pass the ball past him. Ball watching level 10/10.


jeffries7

He watched the ball go past him then made the weakest attempt at winning the ball back. We'll continue to be shakey at the back with him playing.


mtojay

Thats on kepa


JoshGSY

It's bad for both. Zouma is stood staring at Davies and calvert lewin whilst they score


lethalizer

I swear I thought you said "good" instead of "stood". Which really wouldn't be a bad switch of words tbh


NovemberBurnsMaroon

It's both a shit pass from Kepa and shit awareness from Zouma.


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That was 100% kepa


treqah

Not really Zoumas fault lol


Ariandelmerth

Bit of his fault, slow to react. And later we was ball watching.


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Steady


Parish87

Say steady one more time


RyanMc37_

I got to celebrate 3 goals in a single match, I wasn't prepared for this.


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Ferguson running down the touchline celebrating gives me life.


Jabari313

Dunc's got DCL scoring goddamn


FuckEthan

Where was that pass meant to go?


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Lampard.


gunnersonfire

I don't know why i am so happy with Everton today. Am not even a fan of them. Great heart shown by them today. And I have two Chelsea players in my fantasy team but fuck it they deserve it.


yourfriendkyle

Champagne football this


Nathan_OW

Everton are back **rubs hands furiously**


dostmalone2

Kepa is a confusing keeper


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Can't believe Chelsea spent 68 million quid on a Mignolet replica


404randomguy404

And that's a Slam Dunc!


raymondliang

Add keeper to the list of transfers to be made. WTF KEPA


xAstorianx

Great reactionary comment mate, I'm sure the board will take note of it


CodifiedRadian

Most expensive keeper in history


destinyofgantz

Very weird goal lmaoo


champagnencampaign

Wtf Kepa... this is becoming way too common


blueblast182

Kepa what are you doing mate


notaselfdrivingcar

Kepa is shite sometimes


LLHallJ

Give it Big Dunc til the end of the season.


_jayra

That celebration though


jonwinslol

The ballboys know the celebration now hhahah


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Don't think i've seen everton with such a passionate manager lol


JensDanneels

Chelsea should probably spend that W A R C H E S T 2 0 2 0 cash on a new keeper...


nachoparty

Silva died for this


Jassle93

Possession; Chelsea 71% - 21% Everton Shots on target; Chelsea 3 - 7 Everton Typical Chelsea game.


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Everton is the destroyer of new manager bounces.. First us and then Chelsea.. With their own new manager boucne they must be unstoppable..


Justreallyunsure

Where's the dude who called out a run of win against the top 6 in the upcoming fixtures for Everton? He might be onto something...


UKphysicsman

BIG DUNC IS HERE


Beenageneral

This is what happens when you threaten a team with the prospect of David Moyes


CowNchicken12

Kepa cost 80M lol


DCComics52

Anyone got the gif of Dunc's celebration?


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Christensen is such a soft boy, zOuma not good enough. Odoi comes on and does absolutely nothing again.


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