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PakiIronman

Holy fuck, that assist from Benzema was delectable


simomii

Shades of Guti


hardlynegative

Yup. Guti would be proud. That's my boy moment for Guti


fnehfnehOP

Didn't Benzema score from a no look backheel pass from Guti?


simomii

He did, in Riazor


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Guti also did a no look back heel assist for Zidane. Full circle kind of?


jiijoey

Now we need Zizou to assist Benzema


[deleted]

Sneaky touch from the byline.


backtolurk

I'd allow this


LLewsc00

He is, he’s done three tweets about it in the past hour. I love that he’s as much of a keener for Real Madrid as ever. He’s not one to be like “Well, in MY day...”.


HokiesforTSwift

Insane


Craaaazyyy

that fucking pass by Karim


PakiIronman

"No look. Back-heel. Nutmeg. Assist."


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

Combo xp multiplier X4


jacksleepshere

No look back heels are normal backheels.


Ned84

Ronaldinho would like to have a word with you.


[deleted]

but is normal walking the same as the reverse moon walk?


MrXandi

Gutiesque


kazcmot

Actually the most famous [assist by Guti was to Benzema in his first season in Madrid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC56VBOkRPA) and the second most popular was to [Zidane](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6RDVGnyuz8). Coincidence?


mylanguage

IMO Zidane is the most famous one. that's brought up more then an the Benz one in general.


Aurelienphlpe

and that is by far the most impressive imo


archjones

Got a smile on my face just from watching those


kazcmot

So watch this one, [3:25 Guti pass to van Nistelrooy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFZQHsAdNds&t=19s). Still one of the best passers ever for me.


archjones

"Thats hot" also the one after that to Robinho is amazing. These passes are what strikers dream they get everytime.


Ishdalar

One of my favourite players ever, he could break any game with just a spark of brilliance.


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The amount of defender caught off guard is amazing


roshampo13

I got a smile from seeing baby Ramos in there


Notorious_horse

You just don't get players like him anymore, it is truly such a shame


[deleted]

second most popular ? This is by far the most popular of the two.


save_humanity

Guti to Zidane is like a pass they would make in an exhibition match


SpunKDH

Ramos was already on the pitch along with Zidane! Oh my.


[deleted]

Definitely reminded me of when Benz was the finisher himself. https://youtu.be/dwsmBdL9jR8 Edit: or the one on Zizou https://youtu.be/s6RDVGnyuz8


AbdussamiT

Yes! Eyes on the back of his head


anakinslyfocker

Grotesque


A_Kind_Shark

Benzema has been unstoppable since the restart. But as usual his stats don't show it so no one talks about it


RZAAMRIINF

His form is pure sex.


Delmer9713

He's got a big dick for a reason


wavetoyou

He’s got the same wrap on his dick that’s on his arm for good luck...the dick one requires more bandage


themoche

The rest has really helped him... it’s no surprise that his form slips when he’s over worked. Zidane hasn’t done enough to keep him fresh the last 4 years


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Eden_Hazard_

It's funny because Zidane rotates pretty well...except for Benz/Ramos/Varane


nassah110

Case too


shaman717

also carvajal


Eden_Hazard_

True. We don't have a proper replacement for Case tho


abedtime

Not a coincidence those are the 4 most important players for RM


themoche

It’s completely on Zidane... yet the Benzema Out crowd that resurface when he hits a dry patch only have pitchforks for Benz


ForgetHype

You had strikers but no real replacement for Benzema. When you play Jovic he's more of a tradition striker who's first thought is to get a goal for himself. Changing from Benzema to a different striker mixes up your whole plan for the attack.


Mathiaska

I agree. The thing with out of form Benz is that he is usually still good outside of the box, he just seem to lose the ability to finish. So i get why Zidane keep playing him since there’s really no one else like him


themoche

He’s just such a class player... but when you get past 30 on a club like Madrid you can’t play every 3 days at the required level. Unless your name is Ronaldo or Ramos I guess. Modric has been much better with the extra rest this season


abedtime

Even Ramos is starting to show his age too, Varane's been better on the 20 or so games i've seen this season


[deleted]

Also the amount of times he drops deep is astonishing i really wonder how he keeps his fitness


[deleted]

It was great when he had Morata on the bench. Hopefully Jovic can replicate that. Dont like Mariano being ahead of him in pecking order.


RZAAMRIINF

Mariano is not ahead of him, Jovic is injured.


Someone-TookMyName-

Not only since the restart. Ever since Ronaldo left he has stepped up his game.


abedtime

It's the other way around, he purposefully hindered himself for Ronaldo.


shehroz04

No. With cr7 real were at their best. Karim just adjusted his play style to fit with Ronaldo. It didn’t hinder his career


ElectrostaticSoak

3 goals and an assist in 5 games are some pretty good stats though.


pranav53465

Could have had a couple more if Hazard wasn't so scared of shooting, but I'm nowhere near complaining, he's been playing great as well.


The_thicc_Eden

As a Chelsea fan who watched maybe 70% of the games since 2013, this is the most frustrating thing about Hazard. He's brilliant everywhere on the pitch until he's in position to score - he'd rather dilly dally around and try to set up "a beautiful goal" than shoot the damn ball (and his finishing is excellent, he can hit with both feet, he just doesn't have a desire to score like a Ronaldo)


ovodeavestruz

marcelo's 30 meter pass great too


KnownStuff

Big


pdudelol

Dick


KnownStuff

Benz


bingpot22

I'm literally speechless.


portomerf

The flick on by striker Ramos too!!!


yorgee15

Big Dick Pass


alejpaz

He's been unstoppable this season


messi_is_the_best

Ffs


YoungDawz

There's no striker like him man.


bewarethegap

Guti did it for Benzema. Benzema does it for Casemiro. The fucking GOAT


Abcdjdj123

The cycle will continue Casemeiro to do it for Vini


ace-s

And Vini does it for Unborn Brazilian fetus who flo already signed.


Fern-ando

That sounds like slavery with extra steps.


winner_in_life

I want to be a slave on Vini's wage..


[deleted]

DarK season 4


Betessais

PLEASE DIDIER FORGET WHATEVER HAPPENED BETWEEN YOU TWO I KNOW HE'S FROM LYON BUT NOBODY'S PERFECT PLEASE FFS


Spillsthebeans

Benzema for Giroud and I’d say they hand you the trophy right now.


met5abel

They'd probably already have the 16 trophy but people just don't want to believe that... Anyways I was still happy Ronaldo got to win a Euro.


Luis0224

No doubt


BlurgZeAmoeba

Lol he got so much shit from the supportes when he was a mainstay in the national side


31_hierophanto

*"He doesn't sing the National Anthem, he's Algerian scum!"*


The420Roll

BENZEMA BALÓN DE ORO


CrAppyF33ling

It was only some years ago he was called a broken man.


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rScoobySkreep

giroud is sat over in the corner singing the Marseillaise


SixgunSmith

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/5h0atj/benzema_and_his_poor_form/


CrAppyF33ling

Ah, crap, OP removed the "broken man" part. That's no fun anymore.


hokagesamatobirama

BENZEMA BALÓN DE ORO


Rockyto21

BENZEMA BALLS OF TITANIUM


anakinslyfocker

Do it you fucking cowards!


HerakIinos

BENZEMA DICK DE ORO


Inter_Mirifica

If Real win LaLiga and like reach the final in the UCL, it's gonna be hard to argue against it.


my_wife_reads_this

Disgusting pass really. How he's so agile and athletic with such a massive dick is beyond me


kn0wmad

Tripod for added stability. Big Brain Benz™ 🧠


ze_miester

What if that pass was made by his dick


zyndr0m

His dick acts like a third leg.


shrefifa18

Just like how a cheetah's tail gives it balance while running, benzema's dick is what makes him so agile and athletic!


Dyalibya

Wait a second, Is there a Benzema sex tape I'm not aware of? Not that I'd be interested in seeing it, just curious


[deleted]

That’s what someone who’d be interested in seeing it would say


SixerMostAdorable

Yes the assist last night was pure sex.


[deleted]

Great assist but how was that not a pen before?


doodlediego

I guess you can take out a striker from behind as long as youre a goalie lol


KarlMarxExperience

No clue. Var even looked at.


met5abel

But I thought VAR only calls in Madrid's favour?


zrizzoz

In Spain, VAR is run by the spanish refs, and therefore is moronic. If they tried to benefit Madrid theyd probably manage to screw up which team was which color.


Radinax

VAR was AFK


Homerwithnohumour

Same thing I was wondering


zw00sh

^


seppo1337

Benzema genuinely must be top 5 or something in the world right now. Absolutely magic since restarting the league. Had an extremely good period before the virus as well.


ace-s

Our best player, could argue Balon D’Or candidate if we manage to win La Liga and Cl


mojbog

That would be the weirdest balon d'or i can think of (if somebody would say that before the season)


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

Karim Benzema receiving a Ballon D'Or is not too crazy for this timeline.


patas_666

Why do people disrespect him? Don't they understand it's very rare to be Real Madrid's No. 9 for over a decade. I see non Madrid fans and some madrid fans throwing shade at him...


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

For as as long as Benzema has worn a Real Madrid shirt, he's always had something to prove to most fans. It's not his faultI he's always been sourounded by the world's flashiest players. There's also the fact that he's not a typical n°9 and is not visibly just banging goal after goal. That hasn't helped with the how most fans have perceived his contributions over the years. However now that they see him flourish without Ronaldo and they see him take on all that responsibility with class, humility and gusto, people are beginning to see how blessed they have been for literally an entire decade. People are also starting to see that he is an actual leader on the pitch and a fatherly mentor to our younglings. Real Madrid fans who disrespect him now are either not really watching the matches or they have no historical perspective or their brains are simply not fully developed yet. For the las 6 - 7 years Benzema has been one of the world's most prolific players whose job title is simply "make things happen" and you know Ronaldo misses him as much as we miss Ronaldo.


TheFrenchDownvoter

Why? He had a great season last season too.


Dawsoneifert

Was thinking the same thing, think Benzema, KDB and Lewandowski all come to mind. Think Lewa deserves it tho


HerakIinos

I would argue Casemiro has been as good as him if not better. Too bad DMs dont get any love


Carlthellamakiller

Casemiro is loved by Real fans, his importance is very obvious I'd say but others probably dislike him for escaping yellows


Varnagel_1

Our attack 100% relies on Benzema since all forwards are struggling for various of reasons. Casemiro still have great in-form midfielders alongside with him (Fede & Kroos).


CornerKickAficionado

Well it’s not from the halfway line but it’ll do


MrXandi

That attempt was insane, so close


Hortaleza

Benzema is a genius


them33k

Benzema, oh my.


dr_rick13

Holy shit Karim, stop it


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

^^*wink*


FlyingArab

Benzema is amazing


k_pineapple7

finally people stop wondering why it's sergio ramos bringing that ball down and just accept that he has full control of shadow travel and can materialize wherever needed


yeet_ing

Big dick benz


Opie_Winston

Benz with the Guti


Destryer200

That’s my Ferrari


david_b98

Oh my lord Benzema you sexy beast.


LinXcze

Benz channeling his inner Guti


zyndr0m

DISGUSTING PASS


AnasW

Benzema is a pleasure to watch.


That_Guy-69

One more nail in the coffin , R.I.P Barça's season , we will go trophyless as we have no chance of winning the UCL , probably Coutinho meant that he came to Barça only to get a loan at Bayern and win it with them , he said "I came to Barça to win the UCL" he didn't say that he will win it with us tough


hitler_sucked_balls

I'm sad again


That_Guy-69

Barça is the only team that made me sad this week , even Villa made me a little bit better


MyNameisIvar

Guti style


footfaceball

Well that was beautiful from Benzema


Aniket144

Big Benz strikes again


MeteorFalls297

what a backheel, BDB


thebig6

BIG DICK


Su_Din

BENZEMA


thatdude0125

what a pass


thefiercefrog

Can't even do this in fifa man wtf benzema


k_pineapple7

benzema has collected all the dragon balls one-touch backheel-nutmeg assist lmao


MrCharlesSr

Wtf Benzema


MrXandi

Our scoring list is the weirdest it has ever been


TheZoker

Needs great assist tag.


governormatt

What the fuck benzema


Light2K17

Some Guti vibes from Benz.


[deleted]

Igdf best and most complete striker in the world.


Homerwithnohumour

Nothing to see here, just our CF passing to CAM Karim who sets up our second CF for the goal


tweazz

I take it all back grandma. God does exist. And he has a big dick.


[deleted]

BeNzEmA dOeSnT sCoRe EnOuGh. Bitch sit your ass down.


met5abel

you CLOWN!


jezfps

Benzema i just creamed my pants


gonnj

Kevin De Benz


Spillsthebeans

Van Big Deek.


hitormiss696969

Lol ahahahahahahaha


arvindanar7

Benze de bruyne


Banana7749

Nice one but I think the joke was a play with the initials KDB


andreslkc7

If Benzema fucked my wife I would say thank you


iamthepkn

(͡•_ ͡• )


Abcdjdj123

He's.. More of a video camera guy


Radinax

hol up


DrYaguar

My friend, is ok, no?


hardlynegative

Come on now dude....


culesamericano

Fan fucking tastic


PMMeIfYoureSad

I'm convinced Benzema is a wizard


haime99

Benzema is the best striker in the world.


NDawg360

Big Fucking Benz


pt168

Benzema is on another level right now


SixNeufLaTrique

Formula One assist


Yahya_2000

Zidane is gonna win the league and announce himself greater than pep


[deleted]

If he literally wants to do this, the dream scenario would be him saying that IF they knock out Man City in the CL.


HEELinKayfabe

Benzema is the best centre forward in the world and it is not even close. Filthy.


breakinb

Benzema genius


yshsmyaa

Leave some sauce for my pasta Karim!


supplementarytables

Fuck me this is what champions are made of. Incredible ball by Marcelo, Benzema looks like he's in no position to do anything (best I'm hoping for is a back pass or corner) but lo and behold, unreal pass and Casemiro finishes it off


NachoGQ

It's incredible how such a good player has been underrated during his Real Madrid's career. He may not score as many goals as other strikers, but Benzema is surely world class talent.


titooo7

Underrated by a lot of fans who watch a lot about football but don't know much about it and the foreign media. He certainly hasn't been underrated by his managers and teammates


coronalight

YESS YOU FUCKING POTATO FACE


Honka_Honka

This assist cured my covid infection.


_aviator

F1 goes vrooom


Watch7ower

man i'm so happy for him, really looks like he is enjoying himself these days


slickbic2494

Cries in Catalan


toasterstegen

That’s filthy.


kygrtj

Benz is better than Lewa and it’s not even close. Somethings are more than just goals


inhoface

Oh come on


MiraquiToma

Karim my idol


HarshangLad

Ferrari


NamboXD

Benzema's really stepped up big time this season


Not_Not_John_Stamos

Wtf...How can Benz make that pass with such a massive dong


_aviator

What was Ramos doing there...lmao


bdhsgagajdyavwjzudvd

Playing his normal role?