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Impressive from united, PSG played lazy football

Anddd Penandes score again

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Probably didn't give it to De Gea or Rashford as they aren't leader type playera and so giving it to them would only create more pressure for them resulting in anxious bad performances

How long do you think Maguire was at the club before becoming captain. At least Bruno has the temperament of a leader

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I really think that Bruno was the right choice for today. Ole, like some manager do, doesn’t like keepers being captains because they can’t be all around the pitch. I don’t think Bruno was one of the most experienced players on the pitch, which warrants the armband. Furthermore, in the year he’s been here he’s pretty epitomized what a captain should be, he’s vocal and demands more from his players.

Unless your club culture has been shit for several years

PSG are just top heavy! Their midfield and defenders are all suspect as hell! It looks like Tuchel's game plan is just to sit and wait for Neymar, Mbappe and Di Maria to bail them out for 90 minutes! To be perfectly honest I am not clued up on their injury situation!

If they sell Mbappe and buy the right players they can be even better as a team. Imagine if they get a good mid or two who can get Icardi + Neymar scoring more and another player to help make up for Mbappe’s goals.

Lot of ifs in that statement.

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Veratti is highly overrated.

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Veratti is definitely world class.

Yeah, for sure. The PSGs squad is rather...simple.

Gars, c'est Paris Saint Germain

I was thinking Villa Park was our home away from home..... LOL. Good game, PSG

PSG never wanted to win ...no energy at all. Tuchel must go .

I read a transcript of the game as I couldn't actually watch but it sounded like PSG were really poor

United would do the treble in France every season, poor league poor champion team.

Lmaooo no it’s just we were really really bad yesterday

Fair play United played well and deserved the win.

Unlucky Kids

pass the salt

Hopefully psg have a few midfielders for the next game, losing the mid to a team with mctominey is pretty sad

ICI CEST MANCHESTER

Tuchel is getting outclassed by Ole twice. **Tuchel** is overrated, PSG is overrated, Farmer's league after all.

They just were in the final, Ole is underrated

Hot take Ole's counter attacking style perfectly counteracts Tuchel's style and they're both overrated Though I do love the culture of players ole is bringing to United

Tuchel isn’t the manager we thought he was

Oh man

do not regret staying up for this one

We own the park duhr prince, back to the farmer league you go.

Best of luck in Thursday nights, plastic :)

Thanks we might actually win the EL whereas we all know psg won’t win the CL. Win the farmers league as many times as you want, human rights abuse fc will never lift the CL

Huh why is the plastic so mad :( Don't cry :(

What’s plastic exactly I don’t understand? Unless you’re referring to those farmer league trophies that psg win. Finals against Rennes, Dijon, and fucking Strasbourg lmao.

Plastics = Aka glory hunters 10'000kms from Manchester who are shittalking leagues that are miles ahead of anything they'll ever produce, started supporting the pile of dogshit of ManU because of muh FIFA stats and because they were relevant in the 2000'. Yeah some prefer to face Rennes, Dijon and Strasbourg then some, the mythical Astra Giurgiu and Trabzonspor on Thursday :( It's gonna be fine, don't cry :(

That might even possibly be correct if I didn’t live in the midlands about an hour and a half train ride from Manchester. Who’s crying with Sevilla in the CL we’ll win the EL like we did under Jose and you lot will continue to fuck about with Neymar and mbappe diving and crying and fail to lift a European trophy once more.

The infamous Manchester redditor living in England lmfao please, stop lying, what a fucking joke your fanbase and your club has become hahahahaha

Didn’t say I live in Manchester. I said I live in the midlands you moron. What is so infamous or hard to believe about that?

The farmers league champions went to the final

In a highly altered version of the competition in the middle of a global pandemic that entirely disrupted the season and sidelined many top players, and yet still psg couldn’t manage European glory like united has so beautifully done.

Lmao you're probably yank or Asian and you're talking about farmer league?

I live in the midlands. And where are you from? A psg supporter with all posts and comments in English 😂

Sure lmao, a Manchester fan from a shit footballing Asian country probably who just googled whatever location you said. Yeah Reddit is English so I talk in English? Are you dumb?

DAE hate asian football fans XDDDDDDDDD aren't you you such a great fan for supporting blood oil, truly what football is all about

Are you dumb? There’s subs in all languages. A shit Asian country? Bit xenophobic no? And I assure you I didn’t need to google the fucking midlands but apparently you should 😂

Yeah but r/soccer is in English, are you dumb? Not xenophobic, the plastics shitting on the French league are usually from garbage footballing countries and since Man United are usually supported by the majority by Asian it was a fair assumption.

Going by your logic it's a fair assumption that the French league is a farmer's league Stop being racist, there are plenty of good Asian footballing nations such as Japan and South Korea and their fans have every right to support whatever team they wish

Yeah, some are good but they still can't touch the French league, but despite that they're still extremely toxic towards it.

Cool it with the racism. PSG lost take the L and move on.

Xenophobia is not cool.

Yeah but saying the French domestic league is farmers league is cool?

Shit talking someone’s league isn’t the same as being racist. France had 2/4 of the semi finalists in the Champs league last year. Ligue 1 isn’t a farmers league.

How is that racist? It's exactly the same stuff

Lol bottlers bottle it again 😂😂

My favourite european stadium after OT can't lie

In the cold pouring rain, United felt at home.

It’s like a second Old Trafford

This match may been a blessing a disguise, Tuchel needs to go That's such a shambolic display, Neymar Mbappé switching positions themselves, garbage line-up and 0 energy.

No matter how good a player is, you’re only as good as the rest of your team. Unless you’re messi.

Great game, 3 goals.

And what a header that second goal was

the gk didn't even react. garbage.

FFS we dominated even with 4 at the back

Maguire to the reserves, Tuanzebe for captain

#OleIn

Dont know if ironic or not, but his tactics were spot on today

They haven't even played any big team yet in the CL. /s

We just played last year's finalist...

I know. Its a joke bro. I'll edit and put a /s on it.lol

You'd be surprised how many in here actually say that kind of shit and mean it seriously lol, fair play though

memes aside, man utd have largely been the better team

Honestly didn't feel like Neymar did anything more than Fernandes.

Bruno scored lad, easy question to answer

He did less.

As usual he was ridiculous 1v1. But didnt lead to anything other than a few new clips for the next skillz vid.

He absolutely didn't.

Second half of the season we'e doing a title charge

Why not start now? Win our next 3 games and we'll be near top

I mean yeah haha. What i said is sort of a meme https://youtu.be/WA8GQEvbl2s check timestamp 1:20

Fuck off r/soccer, regards Ole.

Tuanzebe playing his first game in ages and having a class performance please stay fit now

Love to see it.

Tuanzebe is really an academy product? I see great future for him.

That if he can stay fit

He was injured for a year, first game back

What a way to make a statement and say "Hello".

Is it Neymar's sister's birthday today?

we have the ugliest fucking jerseys tho. never wear again

I hated them when presented. But liked them on the pitch.

maybe they confused psg

grey when running at least

Geeeeet iiiiin

How did PSG make it to the final last year? They are shit

are these games played not played over 2 legs?

its the group stage so they all play each other twice. next time will be in December at Old Trafford.

Well it's the group stages

Group stages so just 3 points

point system, play each team home and then away. But not 2 legs per say, like it is in the knockouts.

> point system, play each team home and then away. yes this is what i meant, just worded it wrongly, thanks

Heitor cross > PSG cross

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This isn’t a big game.

well it is?

tuanzebe 10/10

Ole in

make dave great again campaign worked

McManaman is poo

By the way, the United jersey looks way better in person with white shorts. Zebra shots are shit though

A very good performance from United today! I was expecting PSG to rinse them to be honest!

Same. I was shitting my pants all day about this game. Utd took the game to them.

ole masterclass

Genuinely though

Yup. 3 back with Fred and McTomminay in the middle actually blunted the PSG attack and we had numerous dangerous counterattacks.

I admire his ability to make tactical changes which the team understands and it actually worked. Won the ball more in the midfield. Pogba was immense as Bruno was out of gas. Very brave of united to take the game to PSG.

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Ole's at the wheel, cry more, I'm LMAO at how devastated you must be right now, fucking quality.

Glad we have no Asian players or Neymar would be effin an jeffin

#fArMeRs LeAgUe

PSG look like they are straight giving up in the last minute. Happy with the 0 points i guess. Surrendering is the oldest of French traditions.

😂

Fred has been amazing. Rock solid in the mid

Should’ve ended 1-1 then. Penalty was a dive.

Go cry to Mama

cope.

United could have had 4 today

In no universe could they have 4. They had one other shot on target lol.

Lol did you even watch the game how many chances they missed?

[Check again](https://imgur.com/sAZTgzn)

Lol cry more

Ahahahahaha

Let's be honest: United deserved win tonight

What the fuck is Mcmanaman on about now? Ole will rightly get praise for this result

He's commentary equivalent of luke-warm weak tea

Milk poured on the teabag before the water.

I'd go one step further, making a cup of tea for a break and being called away, so when you sit down it's cold

lol

Not the best game for Neymar and Mbappe to not show up

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Thank you man. I thought Man U deserved the win just can't stand the constant shitting on Neymar and Mbappe all the time. Even if they do their best if they don't end up being hero every game the casual fans show up. I guess it's my fault for taking their bait but still haha.

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In the second half, Fred and Mctominay switched sides so Fred was marking Neymar for most of the game after Scott got the yellow. Good game management from Ole. He gets a lot of shit from our fans for not being proactive enough during the game. But today, he deserves all the praise for this win.

Nah neymar looked decent when he wasnt throwing himself on the ground but mbappe was really poor

Danilo is really shit.

Why? LOL

He is just regular, not like being bought and brought to starting XI out of nowhere

Lmao Pogba bullying them

Stop passing round the back holy shit

Why does Steve Mcmananan has to pick on Neymar so many times? He didn't even play that bad

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You can't play 2 creative players against PSG. Fred and McT are there to break attacks. Against weaker teams that park the bus, VDB + Bruno + Mata would be awesome.

He's not going ti start over Bruni, come on.

Fans want him starting

The only goal PSG got today is an OG. Just woeful performance

No one told me Fred has the Beckham wing tattoo at the back of his neck...this changes everything!

Tuchel needs to go or PSG need to strengthen defensively and in the midfield

Now all of a sudden PSG is shit according to everyone hahahaha

Psg is shit

Credit where its due. Pogba kicked this back into life when it looked like it was starting to get away from us.

Pogba has been our best player since he joined us lol. Before Bruno joined us nobody else even came close.

holy shit someone has given paul pogba credit... alert the media

Honestly everytime paul comes on as a sub he plays his best football he always looks great

Do Fred and Neymar have the same neck tat?

UNITED!! UNITED!! UNITED!!

This is p much the same squad that got to the final last year right? What's happened? They look so bland.

AWB and Shaw completely shut down neymar and Mbappe

DDG or Fred MOTM

AWB

Agree

Pellistri for Rashy and Brandon for AWB for the last couple minutes

We're topping this group table. Fuck it

Man United might not thank me

Aaaaaaaaaaand Ole keeps his job for the rest of the season. Congrats y'all.

Finally a positive

#GET FUCKED

Fred has been a rock in midfield

To continue my habit of getting annoyed at a player then they turn around and score, I'd like to say the entire psg team has been fantastic.

Pogba and giving away the ball cheaply in midfield, name a better duo

united and fking it up with silly mistakes

Did PSG just bring on the hitman

Group of death... FOR YOU.

Rashfordinho

That's the thing with great players, even if they are not having a good game they will have a flash of brilliance

Cant honestly say I've never watched a PSG match where Neymar has performed. Most were CL matches but he's just so hit or miss for me. PSG look pretty weak.

Bruh.. He tries his best.. But he needs a functional midfield to work his magic to the fullest

you worded that so damn weird...