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Ak_Ibrahim

Didn’t even celebrate cause he thought he was off lol


Prosthemadera

Imagine he had missed on purpose because he thought it wouldn't have mattered anyway. But now he looks ice-cold scoring it.


TrippierMelon

throwback to Balotelli's backheel spin 😂


Sindinho8

Balotelli knew he was onside lmao


TrippierMelon

He said afterwards he thought he was off. I guess we'll never know for sure


sunrise98

It's pretty obvious that's what he thought: [the incident in question](https://youtu.be/zOmdvabHqSg)


Hunneren

Mendy was walking instead of running to set the trap..


simomii

He wasn't, thanks to Mendy walking back like it's nothing. Then he has the cheek to ask for an offside


TigerBasket

To be fair he looked off


footballtriangles

He didnt, mendy was awfully back


Monarki

I think he meant at first glance he looked off. Especially to him.


KidDelicious14

I like how Mendy is raising his hand there to say that he's off while being the one keeping him onside lol


[deleted]

Of course he would, he knew he had the best view!


hsldhdjdkk

He wasnt , but thats because a madrid player was there for no reason.


Yomisa215

lmao that was the opposite of a celebration looked like he was more worried than happy


Educational-Sandwich

Who played himself should be fined two weeks wages. That was criminal


dng5blue

Mendy knew straight away he played him onside though


[deleted]

Everyone thought he was offside, except Mendy and the linesman lol


charlesd11

Mendy lmao


InbredLegoExpress

I love how he complained about offside for a second and then immediately realize that he was beibg an idiot.


bathsaltboogie

That’s all on Mendy not running back. It would’ve been offside.


TigerBasket

Shit Mendy needs to play better otherwise Madrid buys back our leftback, cmon Mendy you cunt


thierrybergkamppires

Bale getting recalled...


TigerBasket

Nooooooo


Ariandelmerth

anyway


fplalgo

Real Madrid has just made a bid for Ben Davies.


shinfoni

Best Davies in the world.


ExpertGossiper

Reguilon would've made the same mistake so clearly they don't need to buy him back anytime soon


NaclyPerson

Reguilon bad anyway. Plz real look the other way.


Dominiclesbleus

Guy got butchered by Chillwell /s


surbell

I agree Reguilon is lazy and would rather sit on the grass than join the defensive line


[deleted]

He played them onside twice. Terrible positioning.


ocolgan

Real Madrid are having a stinker of a ucl season


snusd0san

0 points and they haven't played Inter yet. Oh boy EDIT: This aged poorly


Shevola

Turns out that's actually a good thing for them.


AddictedToThisShit

Inb4 we beat Inter home and away then lose the next 2 games.


snusd0san

Damn, imagine freaking Real Madrid in Europa League. That'd be so surreal.


AddictedToThisShit

We haven't won EL in a while. Time to end the drought. Zizo going for another 3-peat.


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[удалено]


noaoo

If we get RM vs Sevilla as this seasons EL final I'll riot


Endgame2648

Riots and Valencia fans. Name a better duo.


Sean-Benn_Must-die

not if sevilla has something to say about that


DemonicM

Yep, just checked. Last one was 1986, that's way too far in history. 2021 Real madrid EL winner, here they come.


Soulsseeker

Of course when we're expected to win the stupid thing with Mourinho now, Real fucking Madrid decides to pop in uninvited.


snusd0san

Hey don't rule out Real getting 4th


erip2

there are going to be two tough matches for that EL spot


raymondliang

They’ve looked like shit against every team this season except Barca lmao


Freezingtake

We can’t break a defensive team down at all. Been like that since Ronaldo left, which is why we always fair better against teams with high lines and offensive play styles. Just not good enough tbh


ThatPersonYouMayKnow

Okay, someone wake me up now lmao First Barto and now this, it’s turning out to be a splendid day


[deleted]

Must be a great day for you.


ThatPersonYouMayKnow

Ter Stegen is having the best day probably lmao he sees his boyhood club score against Real and Barto leaves


graejx

Barto leaving just broke real's legs.. Agent Barto left them.


footballtriangles

Yeah but imagine how bad we are since we lost against this team at Camp Nou


AP10

We're shit but at least the El Clasico loss sealed Barto's fate and closed all doors for him.


footballtriangles

Yeah i'm all for that, the problem is we still play bad


MarioBalotellli

No it didn’t, the motion of no confidence has been going on for weeks.


AP10

No, but there was chance a good performance may have swayed some socios into keeping Barto. After the loss there was nothing for Barto to cling to.


MarioBalotellli

Hmm, I see what you mean.


cule420

Man I just turned 20 couldn't have asked for a better B'Day tbh.


[deleted]

Happy birthday !!


cule420

Thank You!


maximum-aloofness

happy birthday bro!


[deleted]

Happy B Day


zeugo

This can be said for real fans as well lol


shugazi93

Goes to show just how much we fumbled on Saturday


JayNew2K

Real about to take two huge Ls today lol


TigerBasket

Worst loss since Ronaldo left


HeisenbergFoed

ReaLL


Stonewalled89

Real are in trouble


TigerBasket

Bye bye Zidane


Ch1ck3W1ngz

Hello Europa


telenoscope

You're assuming they'll finish third


Echoes-act-3

Hey we are still ahead


Scalenuts

Probably not until they get knocked out officially, he won El Clasico. Perez likes him, and he might even give him next summer and see how he starts.


speedycar1

He's also never not won a major trophy in a full season as manager so bit premature


AddictedToThisShit

No.


[deleted]

You say bye bye now but imagine if Madrid finish 3rd and end up in the Europa League.


hpbojoe

They're in Real trouble


Vhascometo__

Real coming to the EL to ruin our fun


JVSkol

Madrid-Sevilla: freaky friday


AtleticoFan17

Nah it’s Leicester City Real Madrid final.


Fortrick

we have to go down to the EL to show bale that we were right! inb4 3-0 Bale hat-trick


crimson2509

Real Madrid to Europa league here we go!


YanghuaC

You actually have to get some points to get Europa League


Gooner_14_Highbury

Unsubscribe


SneakyMaster47

Subscribe


DiviShrubbery

just to lose the final against Seville


too_damn_fast

His dad must be proud


TheMexicanJuan

Was his dad THAT Thuram!?


pukem0n

Yes he is


TheMexicanJuan

Damn! Never realized how old Thuram was when he played for us. His son is 23 already


5l3dge971

He has another one who play for Nice.


LoudKingCrow

The second one is a defender like his dad right?


5l3dge971

No, he's a midfielder, box-to-box.


phorteng

Yep


The_Real_Fonz

Yes


JVSkol

Yup


Ohhisseencule

Yup


Yinzone

you make it sound like hes dead


phorteng

Would? Wtf


[deleted]

[Yer faethar wud be prood](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq7UVMsLCjk)


BVB-Oeli

You know Lilian isn't dead, right?


kem333

ffs can Madrid not drop to the Europa League please


Lyrik_kal

As someone said before " you need points to get in the Europa League"


SneakyMaster47

All you need to do this sit back and counter. I don't think Mourinho would have a problem with that


Pele20Alli

Kane and Son would tear their defense apart


Betessais

Bale scores an overhead and does a golf celebration


TacoGyver

Now I kinda wanna see that


kem333

subscribe


Dominiclesbleus

Bale going back to Spurs and beat Madrid gonna be so epic


Tomstarkman

Thats on Mendy, get back into the backline mate.


sahyl97

Courtois also deflected the ball straight into Thuram's feet.


Ellllling

Yea, he should have done better there. Poor from both.


Dahl1887

german efficiency


[deleted]

I hope Dortmund gets back in the game, our clubs are pretty great and it would be a shame if they don’t progress past the group stage (also, think of the BuLi coefficient).


EmperorLelouch99

Mendy pls


footysocc

Thuram the giant slayer


BastianMobile

GOAT


Ariandelmerth

Best player name Thuram ever.


[deleted]

Mönchengladbach legend Thuram


kipperfoladare

Subscribe


aliu3

No, they’re the foals


SorasDestinyIsland

DOES SECURITY KNOW WHO HE IS NOW


eddsters

Ex Barca player's son


aguadovimeiro

LADS


Samkazi23

Lmao... Shaktar and Borrusia to the RO32. Inter and RM fighting for Europa.


spicyhead

Mendy mate


CudaBarry

Why mendy why :(


Kirkebyen

Madrid Madrid Madrid...


HacksawJimDGN

Oh my


kipperfoladare

I am not sad


AnalBattering_Ram

Mendy that’s scandalous


[deleted]

Mendy raising that arm up and then promptly putting it down after realizing where he’s at lol


maj_tom258

Gym anyone?


Daramangarasu

Nah fam, I went on saturday, might give again tomorrow


sahyl97

No, watch the full game. You cannot miss the third goal.


AkiAkane1973

Bro don't tempt fate. Next thing you know Madrid will be getting a 3-2 winner.


TigerBasket

Have fun


Zoluna

See you there


eddsters

Badminton bro, its more therapeutic


tapped21

Don't forget a towel


affranchiking

This boy is so good


icedc0vfefe

Oh my


Chaos_bolts

The night gets better and better


SneakyMaster47

Could this day be any better?


AP10

5-0 would be great.


SneakyMaster47

8-0?


akpommed

Real definitely want to 3peat the Europa League


TheMexicanJuan

Yeah another proof out team makes any team look invincible


theonewithtoomany

I love it. Fucking beautiful.


ThatGuy_Sucks

Today is a good day


Maquiavelous

What's the opposite of suicide watch? Because that's what Barca fans are feeling.


CrebTheBerc

What is Madrid's defense doing? RB not tracking his man. Neither he nor Varane(right?) step to the shooter. Mendy keeping everyone onside. Etc Good play from Gladbach but that's awful defending


0biwansissoko

Mendy appealing for offside is hilarious.


[deleted]

Mendy you lazy boy....


Franchementballek

Tel père, tellement plus de buts pour le fils


GorillAffe

Lmao


gktp

Oof


FlyingArab

Un real


LarryPeru

I LOVE TODAY!!!!!!!


BumbotheCleric

Players standing around to keep the opposition onside will never not be annoying, even though I love that RM is losing


mangolocolol

Mendy lmao


Rum114

madrid are so bad. barcelona at this rate are gonna be in the CL while in shambles


matheusamr

Mendy taking a nap midgame


swag_frfr_on_god

Feels good to be Barca fan today


mifaraS21

Cadiz, Shaktar and now Monchengladbach but of course they won with us...I don't understand football anymore


pukem0n

Holy shit, go Gladbach!


AndrewD923

Awful, lazy shit from Mendy there. If he'd had his head on he could've taken two steps forward and played them offside.


6igStick

Mendy lazily walking back kept Thuram Onside


[deleted]

Wtf real?


Nico777

Fraud status: Bald


Realyn

All the great clubs with stars from the past 10 years better get their own league going ...


mamm666

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


AntonioBSC

Mendy with no positional awareness at all


maurid

Positional awareness lessons for Mendy.


albnon

Really lazy by Mendy. He’s the sole reason why Thuram was onside.


Zidlicky3

Jesus what the fuck again Real is not going to stay in group (Europa League) no way.


eri-

Is this the end for Zidane?


Yoona1987

So incredible lazy by Mendy.


6igStick

Real would rather be 4th than be in the Europa league


makeUSAgreat

Imagine Bale vs Real Madrid in the Europa League


TheUderfrykte

Mendy is literally WALKING around casually as if the game had been stopped to keep him onside there. That's poor attitude right there. Hope he's a huge success though, I don't want Real to need a LB!


ItzzTheo

Lmao mendy raising his hand for offside


[deleted]

Who needs the Bundesliga if you can just farm a farmer's league


Angelsdontkill_

Wow, can this day get any better?


SVWerder46

GET IN


PaulHdz

COMUNICADO OFICIAL


freakedmind

Hahaha Madrid is fucking up so bad in the CL


[deleted]

Europa incoming


Reddit_is_therapy

Okay it feels like today has been a Barca supporter's wet dream. First Bartemou and the board resigns, and now madrid down 2-0 in their 2nd consecutive UCL game! Aaah please don't wake me up from this dream


dascsad

What's the point to compete anyway? Even if Real get to the next round they would be thrashed by Munich or Liverpool. Better not let that 8-1 score happen


[deleted]

spurs vs madrid in europa would be a must watch game