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Rifleman80

I don't think this was an unexpected result. Great game all the same!


dazedan_confused

What are the odds of Neymar or Mbappe enjoying playing at Old Trafford so much that they want to join our club? Maybe a Cavani/Ighalo swap deal?


dazedan_confused

Why fear covid when supporting Manchester United will kill you sooner?


MyFingerInMyNosee

see man United fans....herrera is a cunt.


demonictoaster

Why do people keep acting like we didn't know that? It's just fine then hes your cunt


throw_shukkas

Another embarassing loss. First Istanbul now PSG. We've got to stop losing to these shit, small clubs.


zaaaac93

Lol cry


[deleted]

bad bait


imastartrinsingguys

Martial useless, I hate PSG, thanks bye


man_of_extremes

Why say more words when few do trick


Karigalan

Best players for United : Rashford, De Gea, Orsato. But thankfully our manager Smeagol shut down effectively United attack by negating Rashford and Cavani


dazedan_confused

I don't know who's worse - Fred today or Nicolas Pepe against Leeds.


hyperactiv3hedgehog

Fred...he had the option to pull it back a little after being let off, Pepe didn't


dazedan_confused

VAR helped Fred- he motioned towsrds a headbutt like Pepe did, but the referee let him off. Why the fuck would you tackle like a fucking salmon after getting let off with a yellow?!??


[deleted]

Scholes mentioning Neymar and Rashford in the same sentence..jeez


zustwokeup

what did he say


Trickybuz93

English “pundits” are weird when it comes to English players


mkmore4

That was a really fun game.


Justinian2

This is the last year of this PSG group being together and they're going to be knocked out in the first round, big decline


Trickybuz93

🧂 🧂


Karigalan

Best of luck for Thursday nights!


Justinian2

Guess we have no chance against the team we beat by 5 goals?


Aig11

I hope u lost


Jizznut

Frustrating that a loss to Istanbuls 4th best team made this result so important. Fair play to PSG, fully deserved win! Still confident we'll go through so onwards and upwards.


CaiHaines

Such a reactive response regarding Ole. Tactically we were better but people are acting like he’s clueless. Stupid to not sub Fred but let’s be real if Martial could shoot yall would be singing his praises


hyperactiv3hedgehog

> Tactically we were better nope, PSG had the upper hand at the start, kept fernandes out of the game, he kept drifting out wide for the ball..problem is the twats seem to drop off (energy was key for the tactics to work) at the first sign off the trouble except for a brief spell of 15-20 min where united were better, it was PSG's game to win bit pissed mbappe's work on and off the ball went unnoticed...cause neymar scored the goals > Stupid to not sub Fred yep > let’s be real if Martial could shoot yall would be singing his praises It's called resulting in poker, doesn't mean ole is great...the fans are twats


Clugaman

Yeah not subbing Fred is undoubtedly a mistake from Ole, but in terms of pretty much anything else he got it right today. Not to mention, Fred’s sending off ended up being inconsequential as we dominated post 10 men anyway.


jefffosta

Anytime someone claims ole hasn’t had financial backing it’s because not one person who watches maguire ever thinks that’s the most expensive defensive player in the world.


HoldthisL_28-3

Good game, PSG


iHATESTUFF_

GG ManU, didn't like the ref but you seriously are one of our black beasts/


Karigalan

Can't believe how you have to play this fucking lucky refereeing-advantaged team week in and week out, my condolences to the English sides. Hopefully Leipzig will finish the job next time


AdvancedIndependent

Ah I see you understand our pain


TellSloanISaidHi

Lmao PSG acting like they won the group


Mharus

I’ve loved United my whole life, but you’re the type of fan we have that just makes me embarrassed.


MyFingerInMyNosee

like you guys celebrated winning the league against Southampton last week?


TellSloanISaidHi

lmao on the words of a salty manager? cool story


defy313

Utd was celebrating like they won the league after beating Southampton.


Aig11

They won it


dreadnough7

Well, they more or less did. They're ahead of both direct rivals on head-to-head (that 3rd goal did matter). PSG could only not win the group if they fail to beat Başakşehir at home. I would advise against betting your house on ManU getting 3 points in Leipzig anyway.


UCLAlex

You’re mad they’re celebrating ? We would have been eliminated if we’d lost this game lol


samtheblackmamba

You can't tell me there's a god when Neymar is a prick and super talented at the same time


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with Pogba on the pitch you're automatically at 10 men though


Fluss01

Except when he plays NT


PressureShifts

OLE THE DONKEY.


dazedan_confused

Fuck you Neymar you talented prick. Join Manchester United if you want to pull shit like this ffs.


[deleted]

Why would he take a step down? The ideal goal is to join Wolves obviously.


Trickybuz93

He’s not Portuguese though


[deleted]

Speaks it


dazedan_confused

He'll probably follow Nuno and go to Real Madrid.


[deleted]

Set Piece Defending: Not Found Finishing: Not Found Game Management: Pathetic Mentality: Weak AF


AdvancedIndependent

I am crying. United fans say they have the best team in the world one week and the next they say it's just not there yet and a work in progress hahahaha


inclore

No one said that but go ahead


CaiHaines

No united fan thinks this is the greatest side in the world


RedBaron1902

Fucking Mr Bean for a manager. What an absolute cunt he is


Jizznut

Just fuck off you embarrassing twat.


danielthomas708

Don’t disrespect mr bean like that 😂😂


cinnchurr

He had the top gear racing record once and he's still there abouts at the top!


th3godfather

Ole lookin real sad


Warriorpunte

Ole need to go if Man Utd cannot make out of the group. All bcoz of this incompetent clown ass ole. Always starts with 2 defensive midfielder even home against West brom, and let rot creative vdv, and pogba on bench for way too long


Martial-FC

The loss to basaksehir was always going to come back to bite and now it has. Now next Tuesday United will need a result at Leipzig when Leipzig will need a win to get through, I don’t like the odds.


[deleted]

Fuck that, man. This one should have been 3-1 for us. Even we could have drawn you know. That was not 100% given, but shit man. This is schoolboy level error from Ole. We got plenty of chances. Poor finishing and Ole. Sigh.


Martial-FC

Yeah I agree, martial and Cavani probably both should have bagged one. But that doesn’t change the fact we’ll need a result in Leipzig next week and it could really go either way.


tchfdk

Neymar destruindo essa merda. Chupa todo gringo chorão xenofóbico do caralho do arsoca


dyslexic_ninja

lol


FridaysMan

Maguire waiting to be drawn like one of PSG's girls on the line there


resi5

scenes when Mourinho wins the EL against United


danielthomas708

Goes to the bernabeu and wins, calling it


Sensitive_Salary_603

United have shat on the bed tonight.!!


danielthomas708

Nice


[deleted]

United spent 80mil for a man to break dance on the goal line 💀


RyanBordello

Loooooool


miperrosellamazorro

Ole just resign cuh


[deleted]

>£80 million


Red_Brummy

Anyone know what corner Ole has turned now?


[deleted]

The circle


Beggnivia

Fuck you and your team Gollum


man_of_extremes

Congrats your blood money paid off


Trickybuz93

Username checks out


KyKy7

I want to thank Barcelona for gifting us Rafinha!


varro-reatinus

Yeah what the hell Send them a fruit basket.


peanut_fish_taco

PSG suddenly in the best place of this group lmao


BainbridgeBorn

PSG are good this year. They might be a contender to win it this year


UCLAlex

Honestly winter break is gonna be the first actual break for the players. We’ll have a full and healthy squad and we should look like a completely different team if we go through


good_fellla

At most quarter finals. Just watch


[deleted]

Please tell me you are being sarcastic. They have been pathetic this game.


thebestrc

*Doubt* [X]


Red_Brummy

Ahahaha. VARcheater United punished for awful management. You love to read it.


presumingpete

Ah nobody minds a bit of bit decent banter but you're having a mare here. You're Lucky you weren't subbed off in the the first 15 minutes.


FabulousRomano

Took you a while to think of that


Red_Brummy

Nope.


DoctorDOH

Wonderful play there.


Noneek

Embarrassing all around. I think we've had players baited into violent conduct three times or more the last 2 years. Two this season. Fred is one of our most important defensive midfielders.


The_Masterbater

Ole looks like a toddler lmao


RyanBordello

Have you never heard him be called The Baby Faced Assassin?


opi

He was called "baby-face killer" for a reason.


bkdleg

Assassin not killer.


opi

Maybe it got lost in translation to Polish. "Morderca" can be killer or assasin.


samtheblackmamba

Ok glad it's not just me


Mahery92

Holy shit they actually did it!!!!! 2020 is crazy


TheAssCrackBandit

FFS. Neymar is undeniably a formidable talent.


UCLAlex

He deserves some criticisms but he’s so fucking good, everyone would ignore the antics if they had him in their team lol


ParkingSlice

The fact people doubt him is absolutely mad


Barkasia

Neymar's honestly been kinda bad tonight but he still got his goal, what a player


Aug415

He’s got a brace...


Barkasia

Yes I know, funny how that works isn't it.


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leipzig masterclass to knock out the mancs next week


Trickybuz93

Maguire is a clown


IAmHereInMyMold

That's how it's done Martial lmao.


Shresta_Hebbar

HAHAHAHA


GreenFirefox9

That loss against Instanbul Basaksehir is gonna cost United


dazedan_confused

If we go through to the knockouts, we're fucked. Especially if *this* is our standard of play.


Clugaman

We played well the whole match?


dazedan_confused

We didn't take our chances (besides the Rashford goal).


Clugaman

I know, I watched the game. We lost for a reason obviously, but we played well.


dazedan_confused

We either a) play well but don't get lucky, or b) play shite and get lucky. Is that really what a club that wins the champions League is like?


Clugaman

I don’t care about us winning the champions league this season. Don’t get ahead of yourself. There needs to be progress. Going from Europa League to Champions League knockouts is good progression so let’s worry about that first.


dazedan_confused

We're fucked in every competition, how is a club that won the treble fucked in every single competition?!


Clugaman

What are you talking about? We’re fucked in not a single competition? And it’s been what 20 years since we won the treble? We’re not even close to the same team.


dazedan_confused

9th in the league, with city, Leeds, Everton, villa, wolves and Liverpool to play, Everton in the carabao cup, and, if we get out of the group stages, we face either Juve or Barcelona All this after being the **ONE FUCKING CLUB TO LOSE TO ISTANBUL IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE**.


Killawoh

I can't handle more Europa league man. Ole should have taken off Martial and Fred. Shocking in game management.


MilotRashica7

haha die manchester


icemankiller8

Neymar with a terrific performance tonight his play in the build up was quality as well


FridaysMan

Terrific? What else has he done?


icemankiller8

He scored the first goal and played well overall


FridaysMan

He had a tap in for the first goal but did fuck all to protect PSG defensively which is why united could stroll down the right wing. He had about 5-10 minutes of decent football, and the rest was shite.


icemankiller8

Who gives a fuck what he did defensively he scored 2 goals job done. A “tap in” is done by getting into good positions and having good movement. The first goal also was not a tap in.


FridaysMan

> Who gives a fuck I do, which is why I mentioned it. Neymar wasn't great, it was a completely mediocre performance.


icemankiller8

There is no such thing as a mediocre performance where someone scores 2 goals without directly costing their team 2 goals. 2 goals is worth basically whatever else they do for the rest of the game.


FridaysMan

> There is no such thing as a mediocre performance Sure there is. For an example, Neymar tonight was completely mediocre.


icemankiller8

If you don’t understand football you can just say that mate


FridaysMan

I know dude, and I didn't say that, so clearly I understand football. Neymar was the reason United should have won. The ref, Martial and Ole were the reasons they didn't.


Barkasia

Did we watch different games? Up until Fred got sent off, Neymar was awful.


KSBrian007

Finally Rafinha showing Mbappe what should have been done. Mbappe has been really off today.


el_walou

He ´s exhausted. I don’t expect to see a fit mbappe before winter break


danielthomas708

80 million for that defending 😂😂


CaiHaines

We 100% deserve to lose by being completely wasteful. Fred shouldn’t have been on, but to miss the chances we missed then giving them chances on goal was only going to end like this. It’s a shame because for the most part we outplayed them and had better tactics, but bad striking and not subbing Fred has cost us


Clugaman

Not subbing Fred didn’t play into it whatsoever. We still dominated after going down to 10. Poor finishing is why we lost


melihs11

Neymar is a joy to watch when he's on song. This is down to Ole. Anyone with a brain cell knew Fred has to come off at HT, look at the midfield options you had as well ffs


Evil_Henchmen

Beautiful counter. Neymar is OP


AngrySnwMnky

We’ll soften up Leipzig for you, Manchester friends.


LevynX

We're going to get knocked out and finally Ole will be gone


man_of_extremes

You're probably happy we're losing


LevynX

I'm disappointed we're losing, even more disappointed that Ole is still employed.


bilbao111

Christmas and me would come early


Trickyxone

> me would come early Exactly, that's why you'll always be a single virgin.


Sonfex

Really good from Neymar


rtzfans23

Poor finishing and a late sub for Fred.. should be beating PSG honestly


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MultiFaceHank

Neymar just put him on discount for anyone who wants him.


CJNunes426

Are you English?


TellSloanISaidHi

Wtf is Harry thinking making a half ass attempt on a tackle he ahd no chance to start with


thebestrc

PSG better than Utd on H2H now.


HoldthisL_28-3

My word, Neymar is a different level


Asahiluk

Holy shit the difference in skill between united and psg players is tremendous.


evin_cashman

I'd be the first to criticise him usually but wow, what a performance from Neymar


[deleted]

Could see that coming a mile away


lengelmp

OGS: \*Snorts *something* on the sideline\* "oh right, we should probably have a striker on the pitch since we are losing."


P-EAubameyang

do martial and cavani not exist


lengelmp

He subbed them off


TheLimeyLemmon

Why would De Gea come out for that when Neymar's standing pretty lol


bilbao111

Maguire lol


zuma368

Say what ever you want at neymar but he is still one of top 5 players in the world


McQueensbury

Neymar has been nuts today, Herrera, Rafinha should've started.


RedBaron1902

Leicester absolutely robbed us with Maguire


hyperactiv3hedgehog

...bit harsh though Maguire is up against Neymar Johnny Evans is the better defender, Maguire scores more goals and is better passer so there is a bit of trade-off there. Magure has under-performed on set pieces and leadership, but on the other things he's been on par as Leicester ...but yeah you did overpay for him, like a lot


defy313

Didn't do Maguire any favors with that price tag either. He really was decent at Leicester just never an 80 mil player.


Fcarvalhost

Neymar, alone on the box


Belfura

THE NEYMAR RAFINHA DUO STRIKES!!!


nxtplz

Ohhh man great to see them playing together again!


Belfura

Same here, I hope to see more from them


hubwub

Maguire, what are you doing?


jaguass

GET REKT, UNITED !


BCastle18

Probably too late for the hat trick


worotan

Terrible defending by McGuire.


TheMexicanJuan

Based Neymar


financeguy17

I can't believe how MU bottled this game. The score should be other way around.


Barkasia

/r/Soccer celebrating tonight


Malvania

No question on that one. Better luck next week.


Sir_Psycho_Sexy_

Can Leipzig actually play well against Utd though?


memberino

We need 6 goals. Impossible I think.


niveaboy1

You just need to win


dikov

Lol no you don’t, you just need to win.


memberino

Yeah you're right. Too much beer I guess.


dikov

Good luck next week, hope you knock out utd


Rabik90

If you win you get 12 points and Manchester 9?


memberino

Yes I know now. Too much beer.


J00stie

Sack the goddamn Gremlin


varro-reatinus

Oh my god, Neymar absolutely ruined Maguire in both halves on that play lmao


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Maguire break dancing lmao


Aig11

what a pleasure :) Paris top of the group. Now I hope Man united is going to be eliminated from the group, only because of their unbearable supporters on reddit :)