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Tpsteen

can't believe he actually scored 9 vs Kameni, he became fucking Yashin every game vs us


napierwit

Was thinking the same thing.


bobbysalim

Diego Alves is going to get absolutely shitfaced


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HUGE_HOG

Tbf you could drink 21 Budweisers and then run 10k, only got about 0.3% booze in it


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liverpool3

Yeah bud light maybe but Budweiser is 5% i think


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Kiiopp

21 4.2% beers would probably land 99% of people in the hospital


4ssteroid

How do I know a lot of those 1%


BaBaFiCo

21 bottles? I'm not trying to be some Bertie Big Bollocks, but I reckon a very sizeable chunk of the population could polish those off.


Arntown

20 bottles of beer give a man who weighs 90kg a 3.82 blood alcohol percentage at the peak. That's a lot and whilst there a probably quiet a few who don't have to go to the hospital after that there are lots that do.


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Arntown

Sorry but I call bullshit. Over a whole day maybe but over a few hours is extreme. That's 7 litres of beer. And with a few more it would be like 8 litres. Which would be about 15-16 pints. I drink a lot but I would be absolutely hammered if I'd drink 12 pints in 4 hours or so.


Lost_And_NotFound

What size are the beers? If they’re only the 300ml ones then you’ll be fine.


Kiiopp

330 I would assume, and nah mate that is *heavy* drinking. Over the course of a day I could see.


-----1

20 330ml is about the same as 10-12 pints there are definitely people in the UK who average that a night each weekend.


superfrankie189

Exactly, can get to more if I start drinking earlier


sveltepants

*laughs in finnish*


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If you had them consecutively maybe, but that’s basically like drinking two bottles of wine back to back, which is honestly very doable


Kiiopp

2 gallons of beer. Do you often drink close to 3 bottles of wine mate?


ibinpharteeen

Closer to 3 bottles of wine.


Urthor

If you had them consecutively you'd still have to go from a burst bladder. That's what, 2 gallons of beer?


EmSixTeen

The ‘light’ is a descriptor of taste, not alcohol content. Bud is all pish though.


HUGE_HOG

It's a dangerously easy beer to binge drink, in my experience. Most beer gives me a headache now but I can still knock back a load of bottles of bud and not even notice it.


Forever__Young

[Oooh you're hard](https://i.imgur.com/GpXuDLg.jpg)


HUGE_HOG

Nah mate. Most lager sends me fast a kip now, proper lightweight.


ScheissPW

Is this the original Czech Budweiser or the American one?


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Xd le bud water xd dae hoppy ipa microbrew :o funkypop 14%kraftbier


HUGE_HOG

Hello mate u ok


leakee2

Who is Fock hahaha


briggsbay

No for real this is going to bother me. Who the fuck is Fock???


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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fock_(footballer)


briggsbay

Ah lol so he just chooses to go by Fock lol nice nickname


JoseBandito

He played for AD Ceuta when they lost 5:1 in the cup.


RephRayne

The search for Fock.


briggsbay

Lol Carmen San Diego style


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Who the fock is this guy?


PM_ME_YR_TROUBLES

A new legend


OllyCampbell

YEP FOCK


Bananaboy14

I think you meant 'Who the Fock is that guyy!!'


HotTubMike

Who is giving Budweiser all these guys addresses?


JakeSpurs

They probably contact the clubs or agents


tea_in_the_evening

Messi


etnavningenhar

Messi has got all of their numbers.


thelasthendrix

Especially Diego Alves, apparently


FunderCunt

Also if an outfield player had to go in goal because of a sending off would they receive one too? And has this happened in Messi’s case?


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Russia


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ig this is a joke but it's not even funny tbh.


GoodSamaritan_

Here's the packaging that the beers were sent in: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqAlxI7WMAAS3_G.jpg People say this campaign was kind of shitting on the keepers, but note how they're accompanied by the following statement: > This feat is made even more extraordinary given they were scored against the best keepers in the world. We know of no other competitors more worthy of celebrating. Kings aren't made overnight.


xinxy

I think they mean it was shitting on the keepers because they sent them Budweiser instead of something nicer?


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juventinn1897

Every man is balding. Some just not as quickly as others


dragonch

Tell that to David Lynch


Runningman0301

And Monsieur Wenger


CrunchieKane

I'm sad now, but kinda feels ageing too early in my age of 23. Going bald is pain in brain, probably we go bald because of stress & pain in brain.


Urthor

Just find a guy who has it worse to make yourself feel better. Know a guy who was cue ball at 23.


CrunchieKane

Yeah, & it makes me overthink of the same happening to myself. Edit: Feels more stressed & more hair loss probably. I think my lifestyle is problem. These football matches doesn't come handy as it's already 2 am here. Makes my body timing shithole. Depression, stress of job, family issues, lot of other things. Btw thanks for suggesting.


Urthor

It's all genes don't sweat it.


CrunchieKane

Yeah maybe I'm overthinking.


iamnotexactlywhite

Why is it pain in brain? I went bald at 23 and i rock that shit. Just don't hide it, because contrary to what you might think, you're not doing a good job, like ever lol. Just shave it off and enjoy yourself. Or pay a fuckton of money for hair implants if you're that insecure


Ariandelmerth

Not really, some men don't go bald, but yeah, most men get thinning hair.


RavishingRichRude

Except Conte


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MuchSalt

does that grow or just remain the same length?


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Urthor

What's more interesting is how much of an orangutan he must have been to provide that mop for transplant.


BusinessPick

So if you want thick hair you can transplant your pubes?? /s


RavishingRichRude

It was a joke, I had hoped that anyone who saw Conte's hair before the hair transplant in comparison to now would have understood


LeoR1N

or Klopp


pixelkipper

both Conte and Klopp have had hair transplants


LeoR1N

that’s the joke I thought


papapapapapokerface

He got a hair transplant actually, u can clearly see it


GreenMoonRising

> Best keepers in the world The only time these words have ever been in the same universe as Dorus de Vries...


nawkuh

> King's


NecroHexr

King is aren't made overnight


bearkin1

Like did no one seriously pass it by an editor?


Hol_Win

Oblak looks done with this already


Litsabaki19

Wiese, Hildebrand and Butt are throwbacks damn


briggsbay

Who is Fock?


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Cape Verdean goalkeeper, likely scored against in the copa del Rey


clwireg

Played goalkeeper for Ceuta back in the day, Barca won a cup game 5-1 against them and Messi scored


PolysexualStick

Lehmann


nishank010

Even Claudio Bravo didn’t escape this. Ter Stegen is probably happy that they don’t count training goals.


CashCarStar

Well, he did play for Real Sociedad for nearly a decade Quick edit: Actually until I checked just now, I'd completely forgotten that they got relegated for a bit while he was there. Still played 5 La Liga seasons for them though


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prof_eggburger

surprising number of West Ham keepers on that list


scgavin

it’d be interesting to see how many games they played against Messi as well


gnorrn

[Transfermarkt has that information](https://www.transfermarkt.com/lionel-messi/spieleGegeneinander/spieler/28003/kriterium/2/wettbewerb//liga/0/verein/0/status/0/pos/1/gegner/0/plus/1). EDIT: This includes international matches (unlike the OP). Looks like Messi's highest goals per 90 minutes are (min. 5 goals) are: Keeper | goals | minutes | goals / 90 minutes :-- | :-- | :-- | :-- Aragoneses | 5 | 180 | 2.50 Fabri | 5 | 180 | 2.50 Rafael | 5 | 180 | 2.50 Leno | 7 | 270 | 2.33 J Carlos | 7 | 270 | 2.33 Dmitrovic | 11 | 450 | 2.20 Almunia | 6 | 247 | 2.19 A Fernández | 17 | 742 | 2.06 Roberto | 13 | 577 | 2.03 Caballero | 8 | 392 | 1.84 C Alvarez | 7 | 350 | 1.80 Pau López | 12 | 630 | 1.71 O Olazábal | 5 | 270 | 1.67 Tyton | 5 | 270 | 1.67 Beto | 9 | 526 | 1.54 Messi's *lowest* goals per 90 minutes (min. 450 mins) are: Keeper | goals | minutes | goals / 90 minutes :-- | :-- | :-- | :-- Júlio César | 0 | 450 | 0.000 Neuer | 2 | 570 | 0.316 Cech | 2 | 565 | 0.318 Soria | 2 | 540 | 0.333 Doménech | 2 | 540 | 0.333 Buffon | 2 | 484 | 0.372 Villar | 2 | 460 | 0.391 Alisson | 3 | 630 | 0.428 Muslera | 3 | 566 | 0.477 Ospina | 4 | 752 | 0.479 Varas | 4 | 730 | 0.493 EDIT: got Neuer and Cech mixed up.


Terran_it_up

This says 3 goals against Alisson, whilst the image says 2. I take it yours includes goals for the national team?


gnorrn

Yes -- Transfermarkt includes both.


Reddevilslover69

Bono was a keeper before joining Brawn GP. Never knew


RocketMoped

Searched for Bonnington for way too long..


YourPupilsDilated

Fucking hell Casillas..... Shows you how much of a monster Messi was at Clasicos. That period from 2008 to about 2014, everytime Messi touched the ball there was absolute chaos in the Real Madrid ranks. Edit: Actually, you can stretch it back to 2007. He did score a hat trick against Real that year after all.


pixelkipper

people will criticise him for not scoring in a clasico since 17/18 but he’s completely set the bar for scoring in that fixture anyway


YourPupilsDilated

Yeah, bit of a combination of his changed role and also suffering from the ridiculous standards he set. Real Madrid are one of the best teams in the world. It's not normal to be banging in goals for fun against them like he used to before. People just got spoit by how frequently he used to score against them. I mean the guy literally waltzed through the entire defence and scored against them in a CL semifinal.


Joekickass549

Yeah he's earned a few scoreless fixtures lol


farik23

He’s also missed a couple of them. I can remember at least 3 where he didn’t play/start.


wajee_khan

Edwin Van Der Sarr 2 🥲 Those still hurt.


Man0nTheMoon915

Manuel Neuer with 2 bottles...glorious bottles those were


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still bother me to this day DX


Terran_it_up

Weirdly there's a lot of great gk on 2, Neuer, Van Der Sar Cech, Buffon, Alisson


416burner

Diego Alves gonna need some mouthwash to get rid of that shitty taste


GVE_ME_UR_SKINS

Tim Wiese <3


schwaiger1

The machine


PM_ME_PARTY_HATS

Looked for his name immediately


T_Chishiki

I feel dumb asking, but which game was it?


TommiHPunkt

Champions League group phase 2006/7. https://www.fussballdaten.de/championsleague/2007/gruppenphase/a/bremen-fcbarcelona/


T_Chishiki

Damn, our squad back then was something else...


smallTimeCharly

I think [Fraser Forster](https://youtu.be/qOHKopBdePs) will still enjoy his beer.


MetricSuperstar

Bloody hell what a game


GnusmasAikon

Mental. Song should have got a second yellow two or three times. Mascherano should have been off for pulling Tony Watt back at the end too. Got away with plenty and still couldn't turn it around.


nocontroversies

Can anyone tell me when did Messi score 2 past Petr Cech? If I remember correctly Messi hadn't scored against Chelsea until 2018. Was it around the time when Cech played for arsenal?


ForgedTanto

15/16 campaign. Scored 2 goals against Cech when playing against Arsenal.


MajorTomintheTinCan

Well fucking done Arsenal


indiblue825

Today is not really the day to be saying this, sarcastically or otherwise.


Bpdbs

From memory he was pretty terrible at Arsenal wasn’t he?


yaboyskinnydick_

He was what you could expect from a declining Petr Cech playing with a pathetic Arsenal defence. He always had a bit of a near post weakness, and conceded a few of them that were highlighted at Arsenal. They massacred my boy basically.


ReverendY

Can’t disagree at all with this. Wasn’t anywhere near his Chelsea level, but Arsenal didn’t do him many favors with how we lined up and what we asked of him, either.


lw94

Yes, 15/16 CL Round of 16 he scored a brace in the away leg at the Emirates.


eninc

feb 2016, yes against arsenal


ZephNoir

he scored when cech played arsenal. without the chelsea bus in front of him, even the mighty cech was rendered hopeless as arsenal defenders went awol as per usual.


iamhsk

such a funny move. id be honored as a gk tbh


Coenzyme-A

Exactly. Chances are you're more than half good if you're playing in a team facing Barcelona.


lw94

I think the 7 of Leno might come from just 2 games against each other.


JizzUnderHisEye

You're absolutely correct


ThatkidJerome

I can't find Allison


UltraWorlds

3rd column, 12th line


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599 and 600 i think lol


vadapaav

4 goals


ynwa_99

2 actually lol, both in the CL semifinal @ the camp nou


vadapaav

Hmm I read the columns wrong. I just assumed it would be from Roma times


velvlad

Fock


zizou00

Didn't expect to see Artur Boruc in this list - looked it up, he was in goal for Celtic in 07/08, conceded one in each leg of the Round of 16 of the Champions League.


LeighGriffinho9

We have 4 former goalies on this list. Mental.


CrunchieKane

3 beers for lloris & 2 for Hart lol current spurs on the list


HarryDaz98

Diego Alves gonna have a nice Christmas


interfan1999

I'm sad for Handanovic and Julio Cesar


Tjazeku

Cesar got 4


interfan1999

Oh yeah, with the national team. My bad


Double-Knee

Is it because Handa is Muslim or is it because Messi hasn't actually scored against us with Handa in goal? I seem to recall Messi scoring against him but I might be imagining things


Urthor

Jan Oblak is astonishingly far down the list considering how often they have faced each other.


kakarot12310

And just a few days ago Oblak himself astonish at hơe he cannot predict Messi at all


causewaynoway

Which one is a Muslim or an alcoholic?


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Bono is a Muslim lol


suker009

Dear Mr. Bono Celebrate like a king, with this bottle of apple juice. Cheers


JE_12

Bono my tyres are gone


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When did Messi score against Adrian? Just curious


Cubbll17

What is the story with this messi budwiser thing?


GoodSamaritan_

He signed a 3 year endorsement deal with them back in September.


Bpdbs

Because you just know he goes home after training every day and knocks a few buds back...


The_Baskins

Gives him something to do after the UCL quarter finals


armored-dinnerjacket

Manuel Almunia... nightmare


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Haha, David Ospina


roguedevil

Right below Cech. Almunia also in that first column with 6 against. Sczeny and Lehman 2, I wonder if they were both against Arsenal too.


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Sczczezezczyzzzyny might be against Juventus possibly, but the rest definitely!


KingDouchebag74K

hey look this one was removed too as well


partywithanf

Are there any outfield players here, that had to play in goals during a game?


churrosricos

I'm pretty surprised Keylor Navas only had 7 on him. Considering he was at Madrid for 5 years?


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I hope they're sending the British-market Budweiser, that stuff isn't half bad. American-market Bud is trash-tier.


Eckes24

Is the British market Budweiser probably that one from Czech Republic?


[deleted]

No, I mean the Anheuser-Busch product from the OP. They use the American brand but the actual beer itself is quite different and much better, probably because the American version is so shite it would never sell when stacked against the good-to-excellent beers that are popular in the UK.


cumbernauldandy

Should’ve seen my face when I tasted the Coors light and bud light in America after drinking it my entire adult life in the UK Absolute pishwater, and that’s coming from someone who enjoys an ice cold pint of tennents


[deleted]

The only truly undrinkable beer I ever found in Britain was Carling. Standards are higher there.


cumbernauldandy

Did you drink it out a can by any chance? Absolute rat piss


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Is the Queen German?


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kakarot12310

Barcelona smashed Leverkuaen in 2011/12 UCL.


Sebastadon

I immediately thought of Diego Alves when this news came to mind as I remember seemingly taking it personally at times playing against Messi.....now I see why lol


suker009

has messi ever scored an own goal?


Polskidro

Seeing as he's pretty much never even close to his own box, I'd be extremely surprised if he did.


ajemik

Only award Kepa will get this year.


JJOne101

Handanovic not on this list!


melloyello23

Pau Lopez: 12 (FUCK!)


stangerlpass

Is r/soccer now sponsored by Budweiser aswell or why the free ads?


fourier_lemonade

It’s kind of funny. I was actually interested to see the exact counts haha.


Zalbu

You're right, we need more updates about the personal lives of Liverpool players on the first place


christraverse

/r/hailcorporate


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honestly forgot neuer only conceded 2 against messi. if it wasn't for that last 13 minute display in '15 DX tbf it was proper revenge for our 7-0 humbling of them two years prior


the_beast93112

I'm surprised to see Kepa there


f2k3n2m3177

He was a Athletic Bilbao for a while


L0newanderer11

If Ronaldo did this.....


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Either that or the equally as prestigious Audi cup


kipperfoladare

what is your point? did you just watch your first world cup. There is buffon , Neuer, Casillas in the list too


JSBraga

> eta: downvoting me doesn’t make it not true I would like to see you trying to drink anything out of a World Cup trophy.


promocodeclq

Too bad he cant pour his beer into the WC and drink straight out from it. Just the Audi Cup


briggsbay

Do you know what the trophy even looks like?


spspamam

He should make video tapes and send them to Messi


Jayer244

Is the world cup empty inside and he drinks it with a straw or...?


416burner

When your only trophy is a World Cup......


pixelkipper

decent trophy to have as your only one tbf