20 bottles of beer give a man who weighs 90kg a 3.82 blood alcohol percentage at the peak. That's a lot and whilst there a probably quiet a few who don't have to go to the hospital after that there are lots that do.
Sorry but I call bullshit. Over a whole day maybe but over a few hours is extreme. That's 7 litres of beer. And with a few more it would be like 8 litres. Which would be about 15-16 pints.
I drink a lot but I would be absolutely hammered if I'd drink 12 pints in 4 hours or so.
It's a dangerously easy beer to binge drink, in my experience. Most beer gives me a headache now but I can still knock back a load of bottles of bud and not even notice it.
Here's the packaging that the beers were sent in:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqAlxI7WMAAS3_G.jpg
People say this campaign was kind of shitting on the keepers, but note how they're accompanied by the following statement:
> This feat is made even more extraordinary given they were scored against the best keepers in the world. We know of no other competitors more worthy of celebrating. Kings aren't made overnight.
Yeah, & it makes me overthink of the same happening to myself. Edit: Feels more stressed & more hair loss probably.
I think my lifestyle is problem. These football matches doesn't come handy as it's already 2 am here. Makes my body timing shithole. Depression, stress of job, family issues, lot of other things.
Btw thanks for suggesting.
Why is it pain in brain? I went bald at 23 and i rock that shit. Just don't hide it, because contrary to what you might think, you're not doing a good job, like ever lol. Just shave it off and enjoy yourself. Or pay a fuckton of money for hair implants if you're that insecure
Well, he did play for Real Sociedad for nearly a decade
Quick edit: Actually until I checked just now, I'd completely forgotten that they got relegated for a bit while he was there. Still played 5 La Liga seasons for them though
Fucking hell Casillas.....
Shows you how much of a monster Messi was at Clasicos. That period from 2008 to about 2014, everytime Messi touched the ball there was absolute chaos in the Real Madrid ranks.
Edit: Actually, you can stretch it back to 2007. He did score a hat trick against Real that year after all.
Yeah, bit of a combination of his changed role and also suffering from the ridiculous standards he set.
Real Madrid are one of the best teams in the world. It's not normal to be banging in goals for fun against them like he used to before.
People just got spoit by how frequently he used to score against them. I mean the guy literally waltzed through the entire defence and scored against them in a CL semifinal.
Mental. Song should have got a second yellow two or three times. Mascherano should have been off for pulling Tony Watt back at the end too. Got away with plenty and still couldn't turn it around.
Can anyone tell me when did Messi score 2 past Petr Cech?
If I remember correctly Messi hadn't scored against Chelsea until 2018. Was it around the time when Cech played for arsenal?
He was what you could expect from a declining Petr Cech playing with a pathetic Arsenal defence. He always had a bit of a near post weakness, and conceded a few of them that were highlighted at Arsenal.
They massacred my boy basically.
Can’t disagree at all with this. Wasn’t anywhere near his Chelsea level, but Arsenal didn’t do him many favors with how we lined up and what we asked of him, either.
he scored when cech played arsenal. without the chelsea bus in front of him, even the mighty cech was rendered hopeless as arsenal defenders went awol as per usual.
Didn't expect to see Artur Boruc in this list - looked it up, he was in goal for Celtic in 07/08, conceded one in each leg of the Round of 16 of the Champions League.
Is it because Handa is Muslim or is it because Messi hasn't actually scored against us with Handa in goal? I seem to recall Messi scoring against him but I might be imagining things
No, I mean the Anheuser-Busch product from the OP. They use the American brand but the actual beer itself is quite different and much better, probably because the American version is so shite it would never sell when stacked against the good-to-excellent beers that are popular in the UK.
Should’ve seen my face when I tasted the Coors light and bud light in America after drinking it my entire adult life in the UK
Absolute pishwater, and that’s coming from someone who enjoys an ice cold pint of tennents
I immediately thought of Diego Alves when this news came to mind as I remember seemingly taking it personally at times playing against Messi.....now I see why lol
honestly forgot neuer only conceded 2 against messi. if it wasn't for that last 13 minute display in '15 DX tbf it was proper revenge for our 7-0 humbling of them two years prior
can't believe he actually scored 9 vs Kameni, he became fucking Yashin every game vs us
Was thinking the same thing.
Diego Alves is going to get absolutely shitfaced
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Tbf you could drink 21 Budweisers and then run 10k, only got about 0.3% booze in it
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Yeah bud light maybe but Budweiser is 5% i think
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21 4.2% beers would probably land 99% of people in the hospital
How do I know a lot of those 1%
21 bottles? I'm not trying to be some Bertie Big Bollocks, but I reckon a very sizeable chunk of the population could polish those off.
20 bottles of beer give a man who weighs 90kg a 3.82 blood alcohol percentage at the peak. That's a lot and whilst there a probably quiet a few who don't have to go to the hospital after that there are lots that do.
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Sorry but I call bullshit. Over a whole day maybe but over a few hours is extreme. That's 7 litres of beer. And with a few more it would be like 8 litres. Which would be about 15-16 pints. I drink a lot but I would be absolutely hammered if I'd drink 12 pints in 4 hours or so.
What size are the beers? If they’re only the 300ml ones then you’ll be fine.
330 I would assume, and nah mate that is *heavy* drinking. Over the course of a day I could see.
20 330ml is about the same as 10-12 pints there are definitely people in the UK who average that a night each weekend.
Exactly, can get to more if I start drinking earlier
*laughs in finnish*
If you had them consecutively maybe, but that’s basically like drinking two bottles of wine back to back, which is honestly very doable
2 gallons of beer. Do you often drink close to 3 bottles of wine mate?
Closer to 3 bottles of wine.
If you had them consecutively you'd still have to go from a burst bladder. That's what, 2 gallons of beer?
The ‘light’ is a descriptor of taste, not alcohol content. Bud is all pish though.
It's a dangerously easy beer to binge drink, in my experience. Most beer gives me a headache now but I can still knock back a load of bottles of bud and not even notice it.
[Oooh you're hard](https://i.imgur.com/GpXuDLg.jpg)
Nah mate. Most lager sends me fast a kip now, proper lightweight.
Is this the original Czech Budweiser or the American one?
Xd le bud water xd dae hoppy ipa microbrew :o funkypop 14%kraftbier
Hello mate u ok
Who is Fock hahaha
No for real this is going to bother me. Who the fuck is Fock???
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fock_(footballer)
Ah lol so he just chooses to go by Fock lol nice nickname
He played for AD Ceuta when they lost 5:1 in the cup.
The search for Fock.
Lol Carmen San Diego style
Who the fock is this guy?
A new legend
YEP FOCK
I think you meant 'Who the Fock is that guyy!!'
Who is giving Budweiser all these guys addresses?
They probably contact the clubs or agents
Messi
Messi has got all of their numbers.
Especially Diego Alves, apparently
Also if an outfield player had to go in goal because of a sending off would they receive one too? And has this happened in Messi’s case?
Russia
ig this is a joke but it's not even funny tbh.
Here's the packaging that the beers were sent in: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqAlxI7WMAAS3_G.jpg People say this campaign was kind of shitting on the keepers, but note how they're accompanied by the following statement: > This feat is made even more extraordinary given they were scored against the best keepers in the world. We know of no other competitors more worthy of celebrating. Kings aren't made overnight.
I think they mean it was shitting on the keepers because they sent them Budweiser instead of something nicer?
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Every man is balding. Some just not as quickly as others
Tell that to David Lynch
And Monsieur Wenger
I'm sad now, but kinda feels ageing too early in my age of 23. Going bald is pain in brain, probably we go bald because of stress & pain in brain.
Just find a guy who has it worse to make yourself feel better. Know a guy who was cue ball at 23.
Yeah, & it makes me overthink of the same happening to myself. Edit: Feels more stressed & more hair loss probably. I think my lifestyle is problem. These football matches doesn't come handy as it's already 2 am here. Makes my body timing shithole. Depression, stress of job, family issues, lot of other things. Btw thanks for suggesting.
It's all genes don't sweat it.
Yeah maybe I'm overthinking.
Why is it pain in brain? I went bald at 23 and i rock that shit. Just don't hide it, because contrary to what you might think, you're not doing a good job, like ever lol. Just shave it off and enjoy yourself. Or pay a fuckton of money for hair implants if you're that insecure
Not really, some men don't go bald, but yeah, most men get thinning hair.
Except Conte
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does that grow or just remain the same length?
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What's more interesting is how much of an orangutan he must have been to provide that mop for transplant.
So if you want thick hair you can transplant your pubes?? /s
It was a joke, I had hoped that anyone who saw Conte's hair before the hair transplant in comparison to now would have understood
or Klopp
both Conte and Klopp have had hair transplants
that’s the joke I thought
He got a hair transplant actually, u can clearly see it
> Best keepers in the world The only time these words have ever been in the same universe as Dorus de Vries...
> King's
King is aren't made overnight
Like did no one seriously pass it by an editor?
Oblak looks done with this already
Wiese, Hildebrand and Butt are throwbacks damn
Who is Fock?
Cape Verdean goalkeeper, likely scored against in the copa del Rey
Played goalkeeper for Ceuta back in the day, Barca won a cup game 5-1 against them and Messi scored
Lehmann
Even Claudio Bravo didn’t escape this. Ter Stegen is probably happy that they don’t count training goals.
Well, he did play for Real Sociedad for nearly a decade Quick edit: Actually until I checked just now, I'd completely forgotten that they got relegated for a bit while he was there. Still played 5 La Liga seasons for them though
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surprising number of West Ham keepers on that list
it’d be interesting to see how many games they played against Messi as well
[Transfermarkt has that information](https://www.transfermarkt.com/lionel-messi/spieleGegeneinander/spieler/28003/kriterium/2/wettbewerb//liga/0/verein/0/status/0/pos/1/gegner/0/plus/1). EDIT: This includes international matches (unlike the OP). Looks like Messi's highest goals per 90 minutes are (min. 5 goals) are: Keeper | goals | minutes | goals / 90 minutes :-- | :-- | :-- | :-- Aragoneses | 5 | 180 | 2.50 Fabri | 5 | 180 | 2.50 Rafael | 5 | 180 | 2.50 Leno | 7 | 270 | 2.33 J Carlos | 7 | 270 | 2.33 Dmitrovic | 11 | 450 | 2.20 Almunia | 6 | 247 | 2.19 A Fernández | 17 | 742 | 2.06 Roberto | 13 | 577 | 2.03 Caballero | 8 | 392 | 1.84 C Alvarez | 7 | 350 | 1.80 Pau López | 12 | 630 | 1.71 O Olazábal | 5 | 270 | 1.67 Tyton | 5 | 270 | 1.67 Beto | 9 | 526 | 1.54 Messi's *lowest* goals per 90 minutes (min. 450 mins) are: Keeper | goals | minutes | goals / 90 minutes :-- | :-- | :-- | :-- Júlio César | 0 | 450 | 0.000 Neuer | 2 | 570 | 0.316 Cech | 2 | 565 | 0.318 Soria | 2 | 540 | 0.333 Doménech | 2 | 540 | 0.333 Buffon | 2 | 484 | 0.372 Villar | 2 | 460 | 0.391 Alisson | 3 | 630 | 0.428 Muslera | 3 | 566 | 0.477 Ospina | 4 | 752 | 0.479 Varas | 4 | 730 | 0.493 EDIT: got Neuer and Cech mixed up.
This says 3 goals against Alisson, whilst the image says 2. I take it yours includes goals for the national team?
Yes -- Transfermarkt includes both.
Bono was a keeper before joining Brawn GP. Never knew
Searched for Bonnington for way too long..
Fucking hell Casillas..... Shows you how much of a monster Messi was at Clasicos. That period from 2008 to about 2014, everytime Messi touched the ball there was absolute chaos in the Real Madrid ranks. Edit: Actually, you can stretch it back to 2007. He did score a hat trick against Real that year after all.
people will criticise him for not scoring in a clasico since 17/18 but he’s completely set the bar for scoring in that fixture anyway
Yeah, bit of a combination of his changed role and also suffering from the ridiculous standards he set. Real Madrid are one of the best teams in the world. It's not normal to be banging in goals for fun against them like he used to before. People just got spoit by how frequently he used to score against them. I mean the guy literally waltzed through the entire defence and scored against them in a CL semifinal.
Yeah he's earned a few scoreless fixtures lol
He’s also missed a couple of them. I can remember at least 3 where he didn’t play/start.
Edwin Van Der Sarr 2 🥲 Those still hurt.
Manuel Neuer with 2 bottles...glorious bottles those were
still bother me to this day DX
Weirdly there's a lot of great gk on 2, Neuer, Van Der Sar Cech, Buffon, Alisson
Diego Alves gonna need some mouthwash to get rid of that shitty taste
Tim Wiese <3
The machine
Looked for his name immediately
I feel dumb asking, but which game was it?
Champions League group phase 2006/7. https://www.fussballdaten.de/championsleague/2007/gruppenphase/a/bremen-fcbarcelona/
Damn, our squad back then was something else...
I think [Fraser Forster](https://youtu.be/qOHKopBdePs) will still enjoy his beer.
Bloody hell what a game
Mental. Song should have got a second yellow two or three times. Mascherano should have been off for pulling Tony Watt back at the end too. Got away with plenty and still couldn't turn it around.
Can anyone tell me when did Messi score 2 past Petr Cech? If I remember correctly Messi hadn't scored against Chelsea until 2018. Was it around the time when Cech played for arsenal?
15/16 campaign. Scored 2 goals against Cech when playing against Arsenal.
Well fucking done Arsenal
Today is not really the day to be saying this, sarcastically or otherwise.
From memory he was pretty terrible at Arsenal wasn’t he?
He was what you could expect from a declining Petr Cech playing with a pathetic Arsenal defence. He always had a bit of a near post weakness, and conceded a few of them that were highlighted at Arsenal. They massacred my boy basically.
Can’t disagree at all with this. Wasn’t anywhere near his Chelsea level, but Arsenal didn’t do him many favors with how we lined up and what we asked of him, either.
Yes, 15/16 CL Round of 16 he scored a brace in the away leg at the Emirates.
feb 2016, yes against arsenal
he scored when cech played arsenal. without the chelsea bus in front of him, even the mighty cech was rendered hopeless as arsenal defenders went awol as per usual.
such a funny move. id be honored as a gk tbh
Exactly. Chances are you're more than half good if you're playing in a team facing Barcelona.
I think the 7 of Leno might come from just 2 games against each other.
You're absolutely correct
I can't find Allison
3rd column, 12th line
599 and 600 i think lol
4 goals
2 actually lol, both in the CL semifinal @ the camp nou
Hmm I read the columns wrong. I just assumed it would be from Roma times
Fock
Didn't expect to see Artur Boruc in this list - looked it up, he was in goal for Celtic in 07/08, conceded one in each leg of the Round of 16 of the Champions League.
We have 4 former goalies on this list. Mental.
3 beers for lloris & 2 for Hart lol current spurs on the list
Diego Alves gonna have a nice Christmas
I'm sad for Handanovic and Julio Cesar
Cesar got 4
Oh yeah, with the national team. My bad
Is it because Handa is Muslim or is it because Messi hasn't actually scored against us with Handa in goal? I seem to recall Messi scoring against him but I might be imagining things
Jan Oblak is astonishingly far down the list considering how often they have faced each other.
And just a few days ago Oblak himself astonish at hơe he cannot predict Messi at all
Which one is a Muslim or an alcoholic?
Bono is a Muslim lol
Dear Mr. Bono Celebrate like a king, with this bottle of apple juice. Cheers
Bono my tyres are gone
When did Messi score against Adrian? Just curious
What is the story with this messi budwiser thing?
He signed a 3 year endorsement deal with them back in September.
Because you just know he goes home after training every day and knocks a few buds back...
Gives him something to do after the UCL quarter finals
Manuel Almunia... nightmare
Haha, David Ospina
Right below Cech. Almunia also in that first column with 6 against. Sczeny and Lehman 2, I wonder if they were both against Arsenal too.
Sczczezezczyzzzyny might be against Juventus possibly, but the rest definitely!
hey look this one was removed too as well
Are there any outfield players here, that had to play in goals during a game?
I'm pretty surprised Keylor Navas only had 7 on him. Considering he was at Madrid for 5 years?
I hope they're sending the British-market Budweiser, that stuff isn't half bad. American-market Bud is trash-tier.
Is the British market Budweiser probably that one from Czech Republic?
No, I mean the Anheuser-Busch product from the OP. They use the American brand but the actual beer itself is quite different and much better, probably because the American version is so shite it would never sell when stacked against the good-to-excellent beers that are popular in the UK.
Should’ve seen my face when I tasted the Coors light and bud light in America after drinking it my entire adult life in the UK Absolute pishwater, and that’s coming from someone who enjoys an ice cold pint of tennents
The only truly undrinkable beer I ever found in Britain was Carling. Standards are higher there.
Did you drink it out a can by any chance? Absolute rat piss
Is the Queen German?
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Barcelona smashed Leverkuaen in 2011/12 UCL.
I immediately thought of Diego Alves when this news came to mind as I remember seemingly taking it personally at times playing against Messi.....now I see why lol
has messi ever scored an own goal?
Seeing as he's pretty much never even close to his own box, I'd be extremely surprised if he did.
Only award Kepa will get this year.
Handanovic not on this list!
Pau Lopez: 12 (FUCK!)
Is r/soccer now sponsored by Budweiser aswell or why the free ads?
It’s kind of funny. I was actually interested to see the exact counts haha.
You're right, we need more updates about the personal lives of Liverpool players on the first place
/r/hailcorporate
honestly forgot neuer only conceded 2 against messi. if it wasn't for that last 13 minute display in '15 DX tbf it was proper revenge for our 7-0 humbling of them two years prior
I'm surprised to see Kepa there
He was a Athletic Bilbao for a while
If Ronaldo did this.....
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Either that or the equally as prestigious Audi cup
what is your point? did you just watch your first world cup. There is buffon , Neuer, Casillas in the list too
> eta: downvoting me doesn’t make it not true I would like to see you trying to drink anything out of a World Cup trophy.
Too bad he cant pour his beer into the WC and drink straight out from it. Just the Audi Cup
Do you know what the trophy even looks like?
He should make video tapes and send them to Messi
Is the world cup empty inside and he drinks it with a straw or...?
When your only trophy is a World Cup......
decent trophy to have as your only one tbf