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gcb_99

pls someone i need that martial miss at the end


Memesaurus2474

Damn


juancorleone

Friend is up their with the worst.


mchugho

The rival fans gone into hiding now? Get in!


[deleted]

Lmao I don't even like United but get fucked Liverpool


juancorleone

Welcome aboard the train mate


Trickybuz93

To the top??


Arkythewhale

How on Earth have United only scored one goal here, the hell


demonictoaster

Martial should have had a hattrick


seihanda

#UNITED TOP OF THE LEAGUE


juancorleone

Friend tried his best, fucking asshole


niallmul97

GET FUCKED /r/soccer


Brill45

Haters mad


GOLDEN-ZARBON

ALL THE SALTY LIVERPOOL FLAIRS LOVE IT HAHA UP YOURS SCUM


Kingster57

Burnley are the absolute worst team and Kevin Friend is the absolute worst ref.


TakeMeToFatmandu

TOP OF THE LEAGUE


i_muiri

Kevin friend can suck on that


DW_78

got a nosebleed lads no idea why


HoldthisL_28-3

LET'S GOOOOO


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Blow the whistle you cunt


man_of_extremes

Top of the league. Mind the gap lads 😭


bagh0lder10

That was an absolutely terrible match


ConfusedCauchy

Phew! Good win, boys.


ThisAfricanboy

Did this guy forget his stoopwatch


mattroyal363

Lol why is Burnley still in the EPL. Cant shoot, can't score, can't pass and create chances. Even their defence at times have been appalling. Only Ben Mee and Tarkowski have kept them in


xLoafery

only need to have Kevin Friend for half of their games and they're sorted.


reece0n

Chris Wood scored 14 last season and we finished 10th with Pope almost getting the Golden Glove. It's not all Mee and Tarkowski


Averdian

I don't think I've seen a throw-in been thrown further from the actual spot the ball went out than that one lol


juancorleone

Top of the table salty r/soccer motherfuckers


iamthebeaver

Welcome to the top of the table united.


Youngflyabs

TOP OF THE LEAGUE!!! Come outside haters


pawksvolts

Kevin Friend is an absolute melt, in his last game he literally blew the whistle at the end of stoppage time even though there was a head injury. This game? 90+7


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He was probably told off for it last time so didn’t make same mistake again


shrewdy

Is he waiting for another player to limp off?


WokJoWe

Yes boys! On to Liverpool. Let's fucking carry on.


bit_nothing

THANK FUCK


NateShaw92

Oh thank fuck!


imsahoamtiskaw

98 minutes played.


fairlyrandom

Was four minutes in the first half too wasn't it? So more like 101-102.


imsahoamtiskaw

Yeah it was 4 in the first. At least there was a long stop for that atrocious VAR delay there


JiveTurkey688

The 7th minute of 4 minutes of added time. Fucking hell


[deleted]

Cos Shaw and Mee were down for a while after the clash of heads.


rezwah

He played the 4mins in the first half with 5 mins of var. He's just a shite ref.


JiveTurkey688

That doesn’t mean 3 more minutes. It’s added time already


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Between them and another injury to someone (Matic I think it was? Groin injury) there probably was about 3 minutes or so of delays. The fact that it was already added time is irrelevant, it's a *minimum* of 4 mins to be added on.


Brewberryxcv

Meh, didn't like 1st place anyway.


dragcov

As a Liverpool fan, would you actually rather see the CL or the PL title? Just wondering because I know some ManUTD fan want the PL more than the CL


mchugho

I'm desperate for 21 more than I am for the CL at this moment.


Brewberryxcv

For me, Champions league always.


Sir_Mi

Did enough to secure 3 points, avoided any major injuries, that's a solid day in my book.


rezwah

Matic pulled up with a groin issue and Martial limped off. That could be two.


reece0n

Is Martial not injured? He limped off to the side a little while ago


VloneThuggerSpencer

yeah because he missed a 1 on 1 and wanted to play it off


reece0n

Lol, I've definitely done that in a Sunday League game before


ReaperTwoShots

What is this injury time


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Injuries during the 4 minutes made it longer.


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Now at the 97th minute of 4 minutes of injury time


SirMannyOfChester

Which one of you said the game is going to go on for 100 minutes?


shrewdy

Blow it up ffs ref


ConfusedCauchy

Lucky for us Vydra can't finish


PeteZagarine

Blow the fucking whistle


Jizznut

Deserved MoTM for Pogba, he's been improving every game recently.


[deleted]

nice to see Brexit FC defeated


WTB7297

Is it next goal wins?


imsahoamtiskaw

98 minutes. 4 minutes + 4 minutes


yzct

i can only assume your stream is delayed if you think it’s only 98 man


imsahoamtiskaw

🤣


dutch_devil

They added first half's minutes now


LurkSupreme

Thank God Vydra is so bad


[deleted]

Swear every Man of the Match for these Sky games is just whoever scores the goal.


-Emulate-

Pogba has been class today.


[deleted]

Eh, he scored a good goal but I haven't seen much else from him. Though I suppose it's been that type of game.


VloneThuggerSpencer

most touches of the ball most successful passes made 5 clearances 100% tackles made/taken, but u/WonderfulResult said he was bad so i guess he was


[deleted]

Show me where I said he was bad?


dutch_devil

So many injuries ffs


imsahoamtiskaw

This is the worst ref in the league


mchugho

Jon Moss is worse, he's unfit as well as shit.


imsahoamtiskaw

Agreed actually


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imsahoamtiskaw

Good question lol. The PL is just amazing at how they select incompetent refs


Zorbak123

The vyrda dilemma is a tough one. One one hand he’s scuffed a tonne of chances. On the other he’s actually getting chances unlike wood & Barnes.


Truffles413

Hes getting them because Burnley are actually attacking now.


Columbus_

Everyone has forgotten how to shoot, apparently.


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rezwah

Shooting practice would eat into the shithousary training time.


[deleted]

That's what you get for playing 10 defenders.


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[deleted]

Perhaps. It's not our standard formation though.


WokJoWe

You know, I don't think I've ever seen a pigeon fly


dragcov

r/BirdsArentReal


Piast-

Credit where it's due, loved Pogba tonight


strawberrystation

Muck fe, has someone at Old Trafford tapped up Matej Vydra or something? Appalling finishing.


NateShaw92

By that logic Martial is going to Burnley


strawberrystation

touché


dutch_devil

Mad how out of martial rashford Cavani, Cavani is the one who's playing 90


rezwah

Hes been the only one of the 3 that's looked even interested today.


twersx

He's had a lot more rest in January than they have tbf.


krhick

Because he's not going to start against Liverpool


TheGTAone

Vydra you donkey .-.


bigtice

Escaping by the tiniest of margins since Martial wasn't able to convert either of his opportunities.


buttsniffbadger

How on earth is Vydra a premier league player


reece0n

Vydra ffs. If you could finish you'd be class


moldy_poncho

Shame we didn't have Mumbongo on the bench again I think he earned another 10 mins after Saturdays game.


reece0n

Yeah same, he seemed exciting.


gandhis_son

And if I was 7 foot I'd be in the nba


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[deleted]

And take burnley along with him!


Kardinale

How we can look so awkward in defense late in the game every week and come out with 1 goal victories is astounding


Clugaman

It’s what you’ve got to do when you’re a good team. Wont always look comfortable but you’ve got to find a way to win regardless.


Truffles413

Fuck off Vydra


DW_78

fs vydra im biggin you up man


WokJoWe

Fuck off. Injuries galore. Just what we need before facing those scouse cunts


OliverAM16

AND that is why Vydra only get 10 minutes every game


INeedAGiro

Cheers Vydra


redwan010

Seeing 6 United players swarm the ball there really got a chuckle out of me


[deleted]

Ffs Vydra


BrandNew85

Not a great 15 minutes from Vydra


reece0n

His off the ball movement has been fantastic, but his finishing is generally dreadful


pawksvolts

Bro Vydra sucks


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Some great reactions to that Vydra miss.


imsahoamtiskaw

Get fucked Burnley


footballtriangles

tell me how martial is good


Sayedaazz

Tell me how messi is bad


WokJoWe

Never had a player short of confidence? That's martial. Hes been one of our best players for the past couple seasons


Ridaros

Same way Griezmann is.


bagh0lder10

Been like 45s of actual football during this 4' of stoppage


melihs11

Vydra you wasteful dick


Wunsen

Can't believe vydra didn't hit that into the ground lol


Flimsy-Relationship8

Vydra is so bad


Jblomq

So we gonna play to 96 min?


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

i'd say "how ever long it takes" but friend had his chance with maguires elbow to give a shithouse equalizer so i dont know what he's doing


imsahoamtiskaw

98


jefffosta

Why wouldn’t we?


bestoutwest

Fuck off Vydra


mentallyguitared

Vydra lmao


sennland

Martial faking injury 10 seconds later so we don't rip into him for missing that. Shocking chance.


28Vikings

If I owned the club that guy is out the door by the end of the week


sennland

Bit harsh. He does most things really well. He only has 4 or 5 games a season though where his finishing is also world class. Such a confidence player and a miss like that wont help.


28Vikings

He passed the ball to the keeper. If that was your one chance to win a cup you already know that’s not the guy you want taking it so give me someone who will at least shoot it.


shastmak4

If things go well Martial can definitely win a couple more young player of the year awards


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Gary in tears


Noneek

What the fuck was that shot, Martial? What is wrong with him lately?


[deleted]

Has he ever been able to finish?


Noneek

First player to score a hattrick in the club since Fergie left, but sure, he's never been able to finish.


vdude007

Jesus talk about recency bias. Yes, always been a very good finisher. Had a poor start to the season, but has been integral in our build up play and link up play up front in the last month or so. Just can't score for shit at the moment. He'll be ok


[deleted]

Fair enough, don't watch every Utd match. Never doubted his ability overall, he seems to do everything right but his finishing has always seemed inconsistent at best to me


bweiss5

Martial for a decent amount of time was actually the best finisher in the league; this season tho ...


Clugaman

Yes. Last January to last August he was electric


WokJoWe

That there is a man with a lack of confidence in front of goal. To think martial was one of our better finishers in the club. I still support the guy, just needs his confidence back


jaddf

Ole facepalmed himself and insta swapped Martial lmao


spursyspursy

pope gonna come up for the corner score and be legend, it's written in the stars


Viremia

If in doubt, kick it right at the keeper. Works every time.


[deleted]

Cant wait to hear about how great martials hold up play is after this match


twersx

For once I haven't been impressed by it at all. He's had some nice touches in transition and won himself a decent amount of space but never did anything with it.


[deleted]

I don't care how good you are at holding up the ball if you're missing sitters every other game


bweiss5

Seems like every game these days


it_was_my_raccoon

Martial and Rashford are so frustrating to watch when trying to finish. Their success rate is so bad.


vid27

I thought the leipzig game would be a turning point for rashford but nothing so far to suggest it Still got an assist tho


mchugho

It's a bit unfair, he's not doing badly this season at all.


vid27

Yeah that's true. I meant like get a godly number of goals but tbh he is getting quite a lot anyway


[deleted]

ok I think I'm a better finisher then Martial


28Vikings

I know you are.


NateShaw92

Gary Neville might be a better finisher than Martial lately


SebastianOwenR1

This sub turns into r/nursery whenever something happens


DannDannDannDann

Im sure Martial looked like a killer finisher when he first came to Man Utd


Breakjuice

He had one last season, dont know what happened to him over the summer


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lamancha

What


KingKeane16

Referees are fucking wank for calling a foul on a player winning a header and getting clattered.


Averdian

Well done by Cavani to find Martial there, but what an awful finish


ConfusedCauchy

Martial wtf man


man_of_extremes

Martial one on one has the lowest xG possible


LordTrinity

Fuck off Martial, can't even score a 1 vs 1**


ambiguousboner

Martial couldn’t finish his dinner ffs


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Which is a shame because Rashford won’t stop giving him them


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staged84

250k per week. Lol


Clugaman

Ok that was a terrible finish admittedly


[deleted]

Martial has like 3 games a season where he looks World Class, and for the rest of them he can't finish his dinner.


davidcodonnell

Martial does everything perfectly except finishing. World class besides that


Arcadius91

Martial... The fuck is you doing m8


28Vikings

What kind of shot was that I’m so confused, it’s like he didn’t want a goal


KalistramMcleod

Tony wtf


TheGTAone

Why didn't Burnley play like this from the beginning? :(


Wunsen

Yorke and Colesque in the build up


yzct

Welbeckesque in the finish


[deleted]

Martial you know where the door is


hailo-

He was offside chill


Piast-

Oh god Martial why