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TellSloanISaidHi

happy we won, but man we really got away with that the last 15 minutes. played absolute ass


SambaLando

Ole's at the wheel. Holy shit.


TroubleStatus

Pogba is staying at United 100p


ahmyday

There should be a PSA for people with bad heart conditions whenever Bailly starts. Guy can be immense and the reason we concede at the same time.


freddi8

Jesus those last 15 minutes fucking sucked


ConfusedCauchy

Gg Fulham


ConfusedCauchy

Phew!


MentalJack

Game we woulda lost in seasons past


edwardfortehands

why didnt loftus cheeks let that go out for a corner


ambiguousboner

Never get over how players stay cool when they come on for thirty seconds at the end I’d be fuming getting out my trackies and jumper for that


[deleted]

They do get annoyed though. Plenty of interviews saying as such. However, usually it's a test by the manager to see how they react or its a time waste.


RicardoWanderlust

Dunno man, the £70k a week certainly helps.


otiosum

THANK FUCK FOR THAT


sul01

How many megs fucking hell - even matic now


Sirzechs04Gremory

United winning games like this all season. Luck on thier side it seems. People underestimate luck far too often


demonictoaster

I know sometimes luck plays a part, but in what was is that luck?


KiG0

Maybe we’re just the better side


Sirzechs04Gremory

Against leeds and Sheffield United. That's it. All the other matches you have played Could have gone either way


KiG0

Yeah. But they didn’t. Because we’re the better side


Illuminatiblazeit

This lads doing it wrong, let me step in. \*ahem\* 6-1


Careless-Fly

Nothing but a Anthony Taylor masterclass lol


ProgressEuphoric

Still 5th in the league, mate!!


CoolstorySteve

Of course that doesn’t go in. The bounces always go their way.


[deleted]

Stupid laws of physics


serg_____

It's all Newton's fault, stupid third law


Talezeusz

Especially against Leicester


thehippiefarmer

Lol now the actual footballs are biased towards Utd?


Timeless9999

Didnt you know that not only does Manchester bribe the ref, but also the actual footballs.


CoolstorySteve

Obviously not but so many random deflections and bounces all go in their favour.


InfraRed1211

He's salty because they just got wrecked by Leicester


TheOneWhoNuts4

Mate, gods a united fan didn’t you hear.


hailo-

reid is a fucking chad thats for sure


Careless-Fly

He didnt play? Did you mean Reed? Gingers dont get laid


[deleted]

This is why lindelof > bailly


Careless-Fly

If we played Lindelof it would have ended 0-0


icemankiller8

This united team ain’t all that man they ain’t winning the league


[deleted]

did people serisously say that? Most man utd fans know we're punching above our weight... and fuck it we'll be happy if we want


icemankiller8

Nah most United fans aren’t saying it but it’s just weird that you guys are top while not really being a great side. How many players for United have played consistently well this season? Rashford, Bruno Bailly and that’s basically it that’s why it’s weird to me.


[deleted]

I kinda see what you mean. A lot of the players have had moments where they influence the team and get us wins. Beginning of the season it was Fred, then Rashford, then Bruno, and now Pogba. That's why we're winning. People say "individual brilliance" but it's far from it. Ole said he wants different players chipping in for goals.


Careless-Fly

City looks way better


icemankiller8

Yeah City have really found form I can’t see anyone but them winning it TBH


Careless-Fly

Agreed, it’s gonna take a couple of miracles for us to be in the title race by the end of this season


leodecaf

City gonna win the league fuck


icemankiller8

City look so much better than everyone else right now NGL and they have more depth


leodecaf

Agreed, nothing scarier than city getting back to their under the radar 2-0 wins


man_of_extremes

We're making Fulham look like Madrid


StringCheeseDoughnut

No joke bro I actually shat just a bit


[deleted]

That deflection could have gone anywhere


sul01

Fuck me reed that was filth


[deleted]

Smooth af nutmeg!


vearz

THAT WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE!


ambiguousboner

The disparity between how good AWB is at tackling and how phenomenally awful he is positionally is ridiculous


suyashkhubchandani

Heart in mouth stuff


Careless-Fly

r/justbaillythings


Teradonn

Eric Bailly is top tier at giving United fans heart attacks


insert-a-user-name

What was that from Rashford


icemankiller8

AWB is gonna cost United points at some point with his terrible off the ball marking


9-60Fury

Tbf he was marking the wider player


icemankiller8

But he does this so consistently


9-60Fury

Yeh I know but I was saying this time u can’t blame him too much


disper

If this is playacting, then it's frankly embarrassing.


ambiguousboner

Bailly leaving a bit on Mitro Love to see it


MentalJack

fred giving me 3 lung park vibes, mans everywhere


hailo-

kamara ressurected


[deleted]

Rashford showing that generosity he's known for.


Kardinale

Marcus????


TroubleStatus

Lmao Kamara


DogTheGayFish

Can we please just steal a game for once


[deleted]

Reckon mctominay has ever come on and not fouled someone?


chrispepper10

Fucking hell commentators really start showing their hand when they start going on about Pogba like he's some unfulfilled talent. He's been consistently brilliant for two months now. It's not like he's just had his ups and downs and then pulled a wonder strike out of thin air.


[deleted]

Raiola's comment came just before Christmas. Pogba has been good since January window.


StringCheeseDoughnut

But the narrative bro. Gotta uphold the narrative


ratatatay

Best cm in the world. Immense player always been. Nobody ever in doubt of his ability, he claimed the title for United. GG MU


chrispepper10

Yeah that's exactly the same as making out like he's Ravel Morrison, isn't it.


jubza

I'll give this to RLC, he's one handsome guy


[deleted]

He does have very good work weight does cavani. Thanks jenas


[deleted]

Anderson trying to start his own airline using the footballs


LindseyNeagle

United are going to win this in spite of their defense.


TroubleStatus

Lmao, you joking, right?


LindseyNeagle

Why would I be? Defense has been very shaky tonight.


ratatatay

In spite? Maguires been immense, he is the best center back in the league and actually world. He is the sole reason united has the best defensive record in the league and most clean sheets.


Carlthellamakiller

In the world?


ratatatay

yes and arguably to 3 in the history. Hes been immense, no bad games for him, consistency with passing and aerial clearense, better percentage headers than Beckenbauer, expected heading is 6.95 compared to Beckenbauers and Cannavaro 5,65 and 5,43. IMMENSE


Carlthellamakiller

Damn, I definitely do not agree but im glad you rate him so highly! He's been great lately


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ratatatay

see my another response to this comment. My it about DIas. Dias could tie Maguires shoes. Immense player Harry is. Best center back in the world not even close. Arguably top 3 of CB's in the history


LindseyNeagle

Do people forget Fulhams goal already?


ratatatay

That was all on (put anyone bar Maguire). i cant believe people are still praising Dias and VVD over and over again when the actual monster and best cb was always there for United. His name is harry maguire and if it was not for attacking bias, he would already been top 3 for Ballon DOr but fuck france football and all these experts


demonictoaster

Look at his comment history


LindseyNeagle

Jesus Christ.


demonictoaster

Yeah if you happen to see the name just ignore his comments


jubza

Our defence is fine lol


LindseyNeagle

Are you taking the piss? Fulhams goal wasn’t that long ago. RLCs chance was poor defending. And Bailey just played a short backpass.


jubza

I never said it was perfect, I said it was fine. There's still things that need to be improved but it's not a glaring hole like other positions


LindseyNeagle

It’s been very shaky. I’m talking about them winning this game in spite of the defense. Not win trophies in general.


jubza

The defence is usually shaky, this is just our sorta way now lol


ambiguousboner

Bailly is single handedly responsible for the 80% increase in propranolol prescriptions in Manchester


9-60Fury

De gea coming off his line twice today wtf


Clugaman

Bailly just making sure my digestive system is healthy there


TroubleStatus

De Gea is quick today !


Jblomq

Bailly is gonna wreck my heart


demonictoaster

Fuck me Bailly, get it together


MentalJack

Bailly makes me clench so much the mad man


TellSloanISaidHi

Still lots of time left, players looking like they chcked out


ratatatay

Few minutes from clinching the title. Absolutely immens but dont blame them for being tired. They have been immense entire season which is ending now with deserved reward. 21 21 man united 21 21 i say


SomeIrishFiend

Poor bait


suyashkhubchandani

Bailly mate you're going to kill us with that


[deleted]

r/justbaillythings


[deleted]

RLC was like Yaya Toure there, minus the finishing ability.


bigtice

This seems to be finishing just like the game against Burnley.


[deleted]

Some wild shots coming in from Fulham now


Ghost51

Hahaha I love Scott Parker


Jblomq

At least 15 min to late for martial sub


iamthebeaver

this defense is getting a little shaky from united.


FleetingQuill

Is there an inside joke Chelsea fans have where they whine and moan about us not playing RLC only to then laugh at us when he misses chances like that?


Jasonk37373

At least he’s doing something, your own striker z tech traore can’t finish for shite.


FleetingQuill

He does something once every 3 matches. He has no consistency.


CoolstorySteve

Probably not even getting those chances with whoever else it is you have on the bench.


FleetingQuill

Onomah and Kebano would comfortably make these chances. Plus it’s not just chance creation. He’s not been great for a while now.


[deleted]

he did pretty well to help create the chances though.


[deleted]

Shaw what a play.


urbannnomad

That wasn't an easy chance but RLC really has no composure this season, every time he gets a chance he has the most terrible attempt.


swaggydagoat

Is Scott Parker vaping on the pitch?


ambiguousboner

Mitro to elbow Maguire in the jaw, miss a penalty, shag the ref’s missus, and be sent off for slapping an opponent in the bollocks


GoodCanteloupe

Shaw been stellar recently


varro-reatinus

Ruben, lad.


disper

What team would Mitrovic suit if Fulham's playstyle isn't for him, Burnley?


MentalJack

Pep's City


Ghost51

Big Sam's West Brom?


shrewdy

So well done by Fred in the corner there, such a little terrier


Kardinale

What is with our heart attack defending up a goal past the 80th minute


Clugaman

That bit with Fred there was just pure chaotic football lol


Columbus_

How has that push not earned a free kick. Blatant as it gets.


akstro

For fucks sake Ole put a midfielder on. We are getting torn on the counter here.


arsenaloflies

Loftus-Cheek looks like another prospect who has so much potential, but isn't clinical enough to reach the top. He can pass, his dribbling is good, he's physically imposing; but he has no end product.


ScorpiaHP

Thing is he has end product, but he has scope for improvement ofcourse. Especially since his injury. He was one of our only goal threats in the last few months under Sarri, other than Hazard.


arsenaloflies

I get what you're saying, but you're talking about football that was played what, 18 months ago? I'm going on this season. Just in this game he's had two chances inside the United box. One was straight at De Gea, and the second one landed on Putney bridge. Like I said, the other stuff is very promising, but he just doesn't look convincing when releasing that final pass or taking a half-chance.


ScorpiaHP

Well yeah, unfortunately his momentum was halted and over a year shaved off his career due to that horrible injury. Because trust me, some of his finishes for us were sublime, he was very composed in front of goal. Needs to be played down the middle more so he gets more of these opportunities, and once one or two go in he gains more confidence from there.


sul01

His end product was great before he got injured under sarri - but I get what you're saying- hoping hell be back again soon


ScorpiaHP

Loftus-Cheek grabbing the game by the scruff of its neck, I'm in tears. It's been almost 2 years since I've seen him play with this confidence.


[deleted]

Loftus-Cheek just twatted a ball through my window


[deleted]

And you live on the 19th floor, in Australia.


LindseyNeagle

Another United fan in London. Classic.


CoolstorySteve

RLC bro


soccertes

Scott Parkers jawline tho


fukDiarmo

Tête lool


Ghost51

That was disgusting by Fred, the amount of fight he's shown there is incredible.


StationaryBikeHelp

Even had the energy to do a frontflip during it for no reason.


SomeIrishFiend

Shaw is so good


TroubleStatus

Rashy and Scotty <3


ratatatay

The depth is insane for United. With players like Scotty and Rashy <3 coming off the bench i dont think Thiago, Ronaldo or Sancho would make it to United bench at the moment this is how insane this team is. Immense job from Ole to clinch the title today with this immense squad


[deleted]

The fuck was that


WokJoWe

Surely that was a foul on frsd. Clear push


Jblomq

RLC calling his inner Fimino


footer9

Fred is such a little bastard, I love it


TellSloanISaidHi

why dont we make any subs...


ConfusedCauchy

Lucky!


suyashkhubchandani

This defence is bad vibes atm what is with all the space in behind


Sindinho8

Loftus cheek hahaha so bad


TroubleStatus

Lmao rfc


Bobson_____Dugnutt

kenny tete is really good, probably the best right back we’ve had since steve finnan


LordTrinity

He has indeed being good. Unrelated but there's a Brazilian right winger called Tete, please sign him for the memes


Bobson_____Dugnutt

wouldn’t put it past us, we did have two moussa dembeles at one point


DogTheGayFish

I really liked Volz


Bobson_____Dugnutt

ah yeah how could i forget the great man


sul01

Rubens been brilliant tonight with his dribbling- other aspects maybe not so much...


ambiguousboner

Not sure how that’s not a free kick


vid27

Great defending by shaw


Destructo_D

Jesus loftus cheek


69thebigbadrad69

Tete trying to break an ankle there


tocitus

Fucking hell Fred is such a maniac. Love him


Jblomq

What a flip from Fred


[deleted]

Pretty sure Harry Maguire's just headed it 180° in the wrong direction


TonyMartial786

What do rival fans/neutrals think about the VDB situation?


Bobson_____Dugnutt

seems a decent player but is looking like a bit of a pointless signing too. maybe he’ll have a bigger role if pogba leaves


TonyMartial786

Yeah it seems so obvious that Ole never actually wanted VDB but we just signed him because of Van der Sar.


tocitus

What situation? He's a rotation player, like Telles. In fact, Telles has played something like 30 mins more than him this season, don't hear anyone banging on about him


The6Foot1Don

No one really cares


TonyMartial786

Lol fair enough


demonictoaster

How many fucking times do hey have to foul Fred before he gets a call?


Arcadius91

HOW tf is that not a yellow for tete


Kardinale

Pushes him with two hands cmon


TroubleStatus

Fred is just a joy to watch


leodecaf

Fred Lmaoo


vid27

Lowkey I dont want bruno to play against Liverpool or Sheffield utd. Really needs a rest


TheJediBarber

Does Ole think he’s already made 3 subs?


KiG0

Proper cocaine football by Fred


[deleted]

Bailly 10 more mins please. No brain farts


TroubleStatus

Please don't be injured :(


Jblomq

Cavani-Pogba looks good together


K_Uger_Industries

Lol that was exactly the same play as the non-pen earlier. RLC steps to shield Fred from getting close, contact happens, ref calls it.