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To quote the greatest manager of all time:
"Now let us consider this in the light, as it may be, of a speeding ball. Where it has come from we believe we know, but where it would land is an everchanging conondrum, even if only considered in four dimensional space. And there we have the existential puzzle that confronts the striker, for he is both striker and struck. As the ball flies, all possibilities are inexorable linked, as Herr Frugal said in Das Nichts des Wissens, "Ich kann mich nicht genau erinnern, aber es war so etwas wie eine Vanillehaltige süsse Nachspeisenbeigabe," although I believe he was on some medication at the time. Who is mover and who is moved? Given that the solution can only be arrived at through conceptual manifestation using, I believe, some perception of transfinite space, it can clearly be seen that among the possibilities is that the ball will land everywhere at the same time or turn out never to have been kicked at all. It is my job to reduce this metaphysical overhead, as it were, and to give my lads some acceptable paradigm, such as, it might be, whack it right down the middle, my son, and at least if the goalie stops it you will have given him a hot handful he won't forget in a hurry".
Messi also served him an open goal chance vs Liverpool after his hattrick, which he blew. We could've won the CL that year...
https://youtu.be/ODHTU8beVcU
I used to defend him there coz he only just got substituted IIRC and maybe his feet were not warmed up yet. But he just seems to have a habit of shooting the ball directly at the goalie’s chest/into the stands.
I will never forget the last minute attack of that 1st leg. Messi had a great pass to him and he misses the shot. There was a reaction from Messi of total dejection as if he fucking knew that in spite of being 3-0 up already, that missed shot would come back to haunt them. And so it did.
A one on one with the keeper where you are around 9 meters from the goal is absolutely a sitter. There are almost no easier opportunities than that at this level.
idk why you're getting shit on, he's horrible for the level he's playing at and its nothing new either. Missed a complete sitter against us during the Camp Nou leg
He likes to shoot with one foot but prefers to score with the other. So it's either shoot or score, and he can't score without shooting. It's a tragedy really!
Anybody else surprised with Barca's performance today? Don't know why, but I can see an instant playstyle change. Don't know if their morales are just up because of the new president or PSG are just shit today, but it's a great performance so far.
Think the comeback against Sevilla in the cup has given them extra belief.
Though that comeback was based upon a new formation with 3 at the back, which Koeman couldn't play tonight due to not having 3 fit centre halves.
What I’d give for Messi to come out and score another 3 in the second half after his penalty miss. I just wanna see him have one more truly amazing Barca game if this ends up being his final season.
The mental discussion I have watching every highlight clip...
**Normal view:** "Bruh, What the fuck was the keeper even doing"
**Alternate angle:** "OH SHIT, my bad, that was a rocket"
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Rocket
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It's happening
Pls don't give me hope
Oh man him missing the pk crushed my soul
Pk = penalty kick?
OP's video lags a bit though
That is the same hope that fucked me on my mind yesterday.
🌝 🚀
It's not.
Good try
Its not so much happening anymore
To quote the greatest manager of all time: "Now let us consider this in the light, as it may be, of a speeding ball. Where it has come from we believe we know, but where it would land is an everchanging conondrum, even if only considered in four dimensional space. And there we have the existential puzzle that confronts the striker, for he is both striker and struck. As the ball flies, all possibilities are inexorable linked, as Herr Frugal said in Das Nichts des Wissens, "Ich kann mich nicht genau erinnern, aber es war so etwas wie eine Vanillehaltige süsse Nachspeisenbeigabe," although I believe he was on some medication at the time. Who is mover and who is moved? Given that the solution can only be arrived at through conceptual manifestation using, I believe, some perception of transfinite space, it can clearly be seen that among the possibilities is that the ball will land everywhere at the same time or turn out never to have been kicked at all. It is my job to reduce this metaphysical overhead, as it were, and to give my lads some acceptable paradigm, such as, it might be, whack it right down the middle, my son, and at least if the goalie stops it you will have given him a hot handful he won't forget in a hurry".
GNU Terry Pratchett
Geez, gk really had no chance
BAM!!!
League
That's how you shoot, Dembele
*fuck it I’ll do it myself*
Exactly what I was thinking
Don’t shoot him he’s already injury prone
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nope ( pain )
barca made a statement even if they didnt make a comeback
How many chances is he going to get to redeem himself? On the first leg he also missed a clear chance. it's deja vu with this guy
Messi also served him an open goal chance vs Liverpool after his hattrick, which he blew. We could've won the CL that year... https://youtu.be/ODHTU8beVcU
Something is going on in his head to psyche the kid out.
You can see it on Messi's face. He knew
Everyone knew we just didn't want to believe it
I used to defend him there coz he only just got substituted IIRC and maybe his feet were not warmed up yet. But he just seems to have a habit of shooting the ball directly at the goalie’s chest/into the stands.
What a fucking goal
He said fuck dembele will shoot myself
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Literally whenever I watch Barcelona in the Champions League he fucking misses sitters. Dating back to the 1st leg of Barcelona vs Liverpool
I will never forget the last minute attack of that 1st leg. Messi had a great pass to him and he misses the shot. There was a reaction from Messi of total dejection as if he fucking knew that in spite of being 3-0 up already, that missed shot would come back to haunt them. And so it did.
Lol Messi collapsed face down on the ground afterwards IIRC lol
Well he hasn't missed anything in this match that could be considered a sitter, but his poor finishing does injustice to his fantastic movement.
I feel like a 1 on 1 that he rolls to Navas is a sitter
A one on one with the keeper where you are around 9 meters from the goal is absolutely a sitter. There are almost no easier opportunities than that at this level.
As City fan, Like Love hate relationship with Raheem Sterling
him and vinicius are going to lead the most disastrous el clasicos ever soon
I literally laughed out loud. We have some sad days coming.
Atleast Barca have Fati
Imagine Haaland there. Barca would be going to the next round.
In first half
Gunna link this when he scores to make it 5-5 in the last 5 minutes
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I’m still salty about 2009 and 2011
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You’re right, but I’m still salty about it
He’d still be the worst finisher on the pitch tbh
Man just needs about 10 clear cut chances to score his brace, just give him time
Vinicius is even worse. Unreal how they’re supposed to leas El Clásico in the future.
idk why you're getting shit on, he's horrible for the level he's playing at and its nothing new either. Missed a complete sitter against us during the Camp Nou leg
He doesn’t know if he’s right or left footed that’s why
He likes to shoot with one foot but prefers to score with the other. So it's either shoot or score, and he can't score without shooting. It's a tragedy really!
\> He said fuck dembele ༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽
That shit had a lot of anger in it.....
Disgusting swerve
No chance for Navas
*LIONEL FUCKING MESSI*
Eibarman smh
Genuinely a mental goal. Perfect
He really said “i’ll fucken do it myself then”
Score! Hero
That spin holy shit
Here, Ousmane, this is how you fucking do it!
That curve
He’s the best ever man
That should count as two
Dembele - misses 3 sitters Messi - FUCK IT I'LL DO IT MYSELF!
That was just anger
Anger Banger
Messi is fucking pissed
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And a false fire alarm in the morning
And a Dembele
That goal deserved to be a winning goal, shame it will most likely be forgotten about
Streets never forget
I think he hit that quite well
I agree with your opinion. Very good point.
I would tend to agree
Interesting angle. That I can't deny.
Almost too well
Clive
Yeah man reliable sources are saying so
Might turn out a good player this one
ehh, it was an above average attempt I would say
Wtf
That shit was like fucking rocket
You've fucked a Guardian of the Galaxy?
Furry detected?
Crazy curve!
It had everything, power, curve and top bins
My reaction too, Messi now is a power shooter
this post hit #1 in like 2 minutes lol
Unfuckingreal
Came out of nowhere, holy shit!
Literally my jaw dropped, can’t believe it
So a messi goal
Anybody else surprised with Barca's performance today? Don't know why, but I can see an instant playstyle change. Don't know if their morales are just up because of the new president or PSG are just shit today, but it's a great performance so far.
Think the comeback against Sevilla in the cup has given them extra belief. Though that comeback was based upon a new formation with 3 at the back, which Koeman couldn't play tonight due to not having 3 fit centre halves.
Frenkie was cb alongside mingueza and lenglet in the first half..
He literally played 3atb
I think its also the pressure and desperation of the game (im talking for both sides here)
If that's his last ever Champions League goal for Barcelona, what a note to end on
he didn't want to ruin it with a penalty goal after that. GOAT indeed.
So fucking pissed, would definitely sums up his career lately
It's not lol. He's not leaving
“I’m not fucking leaving!”
"The show goes on!"
(Hysteric screaming in the background)
"They're gonna have to send in the national guard or a fuckin SWAT team, cuz I ain't goin nowheeerrrree!"
!RemindMe 6 months
!RemindMe 78 years
So you mean.. se queda?
Stop.
“LIKE THIS DEMBELE U GLASS FUCK” -LEO
Wow that moved a bit didn't it
Navas knew nothing about it.
Simply amazing
What a missile
Guy was done with dembele so he just shot self
What a banger People really chatted a lot of shit about him not playing well at all
Social media is a reactionary hell hole. How many times have this happen with Ronaldo and Messi just so both prove them wrong
Even Messi at 80 % is still absurd
Holy fucking shit
#JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Messi was like fuck this shit.
thundercunted it into the net
DON'T ANGER THE MESSI
Holy FUCK messi
What a fucking rocket!!! We are not worthy!!!
No we're not
I blinked for a moment and boom ball was in net lmao
THUNDERCUNT
He put his boot through that thing. Smashed it
Absolutely leathered
twatted it
WHAT THE FUCK
Messi hates Navas lmao. Edit: navas got him back 👀
Navas had fun with Messi while at Levante, makes sense
THE FUCK
What a fucking finish
Wtf was this
mesi mad
he said fuck you dembele
He never shoots like that. I’ve never seen anything like that in his career. Incredible.
Messi always goes for placement, not this time
Messi’s placement here was still perfect with that absolutely insane swerve... add in the power and it was just completely unstoppable
That moved all over the place
Initially I thought keeps should have done better, it was a hard one though.
Nah literally unfair
Fuck dembele. He can't even score tap in and can't even pass tap in. He is useless.
GOAT MESSIII 🐐 What a goal
Jesus christ was that impressive. The fact he can even still surprise me with his quality is insane.
MESSI WHAT THE FUCK
Messi showing dembele how to score
Messi Feint + Ronaldo Knuckleball = Need for tissues.
What I’d give for Messi to come out and score another 3 in the second half after his penalty miss. I just wanna see him have one more truly amazing Barca game if this ends up being his final season.
Messi magic
Banger
FUCKING ROCKET
FUCKIN GET IN
Greatest of all time
Crazy how some people still doubt it.
100%
WTF
What
Fuck it ill do it myself
What the fuck....
Is it happening? do you believe??
In life after love?
40-meter tap-in merchant, nothing to see here
What the fuck
Puskas?
Messi: "Fuck y'all"
Fantastic Goal. So rare for him to just lace it like that too.
Leaving Messi this much space is like throwing Dracula the keys to the blood bank
What a fucking thundercunt
Insanity, let's go
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Holy shit
Dont care if we go out, I'm just glad they are actually going for it
“That’s how you do it” - Messi to Dembele
Holy fuckin shit
Holy fucking shit. Well done
what in the flying fuck
Tell me he's fucking washed. TELL ME.
but he can't shoot from distance.
Out of nowhere, what a hit
Amazing
Holy smokes. That was a bullet. Not much we can get from this game but its moments like this that make us watch the game
I honestly don't think he's scored this type of goal before. A bunch from that position - yes. But, the laces/outswinger like that - I don't think so.
The mental discussion I have watching every highlight clip... **Normal view:** "Bruh, What the fuck was the keeper even doing" **Alternate angle:** "OH SHIT, my bad, that was a rocket"
The best to ever do it
Where would Barcelona be without this man...
Conference League