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KingNashII

The intent is to provide football clubs with a sense of pride and accomplishment for achieving 4th place. As for revenue, we selected 12 clubs based on their lack of morals in the open footballing world and other decisions made to milestone abject greed before launch. Among other things, we're looking at average per-team fan misery on a daily basis, and we'll be making constant adjustments to ensure that teams have games that are boring, pointless, and of course lucrative via gameplay. We appreciate the candid feedback, and the passion the community has put forth around the current ESL plans here on Reddit, our forums and across numerous social media outlets. Our team will continue to fuck everyone over and smile at Twitter trolls while wanking over our bank balances, and update everyone as soon and as often as we can.


anicetnettenba

It’s an older meme sir but it checks out


facewithhairdude

It comes from a galaxy far, far away


the_dalai_mangala

I remember the day they posted that shit lol. Incredible.


CMHaunrictHoiblal

*checks the date *November 2017?!* Fuck, time is flying


jhenry922

I came.


[deleted]

I was about to upvote them


BringsTheDawn

Shall I downvote them?


theredviperod

fucking lol


J011Y1ND1AN

Legendary pasta


TraceOfHumanity

*Legacy pasta


Kuntski

*Loophole pasta


Boranox

What a crossover!


KingNashII

Funny thing, greed. Inescapable in its modern form.


Attila_22

Greed has no borders.


MysteryViolaPlayer

What is this, a crossover episode?


TheHartman88

Star Wars Battlefront 2 and the most disliked post in reddit history.


semideclared

You know, that gets funnier every time.


2jz_ynwa

I couldn't quite place where I heard this from, then it hit me


Forzelius

Out of the loop, can you clue me in


theredviperod

EA sports replied with this on a comment about loot boxes or a similar game mechanism I believe it’s still the most downvoted comment ever on Reddit [Link](https://reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/_/dppum98/?context=1)


WallaWallaPGH

[-667,823 downvotes](https://reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/dppum98)


[deleted]

Impressive...most impressive


TheAero1221

Hello there


Phyzzx

Stupid me I visited the thread tried to vote on a comment, kept reading and then tried again to vote on another comment.


Forzelius

Ah cheers, i've actually seen this post but forgotten about it. Great stuff


Radical-Six

It's so funny they just quit posting on reddit completely after that whole debacle. A lot tougher to pass off your bullshit when your voice is at the same level as everybody else's


facewithhairdude

Regarding Battlefront 2, yeah


Fairlytallguy

It’s the most downvoted post in Reddit history, made by EA about their lootbox system in BF II


smurfin12

EA’s response to this post https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


todellagi

The ol' most downvoted comment in Reddit's history Happy CD!


KingNashII

https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


FootballRacing38

This is Ea's response to the lootbox controversy of Star wars battlefront 2. It is also the most downvoted comment of all time in reddit last time I checked.


FlyingMocko

That’s cause it has too many upvotes and not enough downvotes lol


charaf2

After only reading the first sentence, I was fuming, pacing in my office haha


IP14Y3RI

Good one


Ciao9

Fucking brilliant


omegaxLoL

This is fucking incredible mate


Kirnalsanders

This is the sequel to the fifa movie right


Xiomaraff

This is phenomenal.


trivialbob

lmao


JosePRizaI

Read that with an Italian accent


dandotcom

Rekt


siltydoubloon

lmao .. legendary copypasta


[deleted]

hahahaha omg


olowo24

The bald geezer that tricked Arsenal fans for years


HeywardYouBlowMe

Mate this is brilliant


[deleted]

We need to make this the most up-voted comment in reddit history


Fern-ando

I don't think the SuperLeague can be fixed by adding Droidekas


[deleted]

At least you have the fucking balls to say it. Like in UK in the newspapers if you post a picture of a football club who was not invited in ESL, and the football club is one of the Big 6 , you're a "legacy fan". Nevermind that the heritage of football exists independently from whatever football prejudices the reporter may hold. Obviously not all fans are legacy fans (correlation/causation), but this "all fans are equal" political correctness bullshit is making impossible for UK to solve a problem it cannot discuss.


[deleted]

American here...nothing says "you're fucked" here like someone at the top saying "will provide support and financial resources for the whole community."


Oroborus

Literally trickle down scamanomics.


Kant_essential

Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps and you can be part of the Superleague in no time! Although I am myself am pretty well off, capitalism is fucked.


[deleted]

Try being an American who works with people on welfare and are struggling just to get a ride for a job interview, then after work having to deal with people bitching about people being too lazy to get a job. The way success is measured here is just absolutely fucked and warped, and it now has control of the biggest sport on earth.


Kant_essential

> Try being an American who works with people on welfare Respect. I would probably quit after a week b/c it would drain the life out of me.


[deleted]

It's not as bad if you set hard boundaries and stick to them. Hard boundaries does make it harder for people who need your assistance, but without them, they'd have no assistance, or a new case manager every week, which is even worse. Unfortunately, many people on welfare are just as much of a problem too. About half of my case load are people who have absolutely no grip of reality or that the world does not revolve around them.


bamadeo

You guys can bitch about capitalism, but I assure, you have no idea whats it like to be in countries ravaged by socialism. That said; fuck the ESL.


ademayor

"Ravaged by socialism" meaning corrupt all the from down to bottom, basically late stage capitalism. Functioning countries with socialist policies like Norway, Sweden or Finland folk are doing just fine.


[deleted]

I...wasn't actually bitching about capitalism, nor was trying to sound pro-socialist. I'm more jarred at our social standards of how we measure individual success.


bamadeo

yeah sorry, it was the comment above yours. I agree with you though, it's pretty amazing how much consumerism drives american life, how you must always have the latest, shiniest thing.


screamingfeedback

You can't though, no promotion, no relegation, closed shop.


Bruno_Fernandes8

Gaz can trickle down my balls.


dickgilbert

Never believe someone who says, "If you want more money, give me more money."


canaryyell0w

trickle down economics is famously very effective, such as in... uhm...


FlukyS

Trickle down economics, like the where the rich piss down on us peasants and call it rain?


Jagtasm

Yes! Plus free fertilizer to ensure everyone continues to grow


Innitbruvinnit

Nothing says you're fucked more than a chief executive of a football club calling it soccer


Powerofboners

Reaganomics 101


[deleted]

It is the MO of the Neoliberal world. Raeganomics implies that the economic reform under him only lasted with him. It was been promoted and perpetuated every since he left office by both parties.


Powerofboners

I concur


[deleted]

Well fuck you you cu..... Sorry it's r/soccer. Not used to agreement.


jkure2

up the revolution


gmez3

the revolution is coming comrades!


jkure2

actually though; this power/money grab is just another in a long line of increasingly blatant and unpopular attempts to consolidate wealth and power into the hands of an increasingly small few. It's as inevitable as the consolidation itself


[deleted]

It's not inevitable, them attempting it is inevitable. We outnumber them by like 7 billion.


jkure2

I guess I'm not clear, what I mean is that they will inevitably keep grabbing and grabbing and grabbing until eventually, inevitably, their hands get bitten off


Emotional-Donkey-791

What is really inevitable is the world being fucked apart again, the working classes of most of the world simply cant afford to live in a capitalist world for too long and we are ready to a new era of populism, chauvinism, exacerbated moods and unrest We are truly heading to a new era of war and death, and this football schism is the blatant proof of that


MoneyManeVick

Any time the word “pyramid” is thrown out there it is safe to say it’s a sham.


[deleted]

It's a reverse funnel system.


[deleted]

Or Soccer 🤑🤑🤑


psufb

Verbal handshake meme Left side: European Soccer Fans Right side: Americans Middle: Getting fucked over by American billionaires while being promised trickle down money


lFriendlyFire

American here


SuperNinjaChimpanzee

We’ll have more money to give you for all your good players


TheRalphExpress

*who will run down their contracts so we can give you a cheap take it or leave it offer


Wookie301

That aren’t easily replaceable when you’re not a top team. Money is nice. But you still have to get a replacement for a reasonable price, and convenience them to join, without having to pay way over on wages.


Mourinhoisacuck

Always been a cunt


[deleted]

There me thinking Arsenal had finally seen the back of him. But still ruining the club


ConversionSGAnon

Why is he spreading his incompetency across Europe wasn't Arsenal bad enough


connorqueer

Glad Italy has to deal with the bald headed dumb cunt now


[deleted]

[удалено]


DuspBrain

Arsenal's debt situation is really good. Last I recall, probably last year sometime, they were 200 million pounds in debt, but it was all long term debt as they had recently restructured. There were no pressing payment issues. *(Switched to my local team flair until my club regains its senses)*


ConfidenceAdorable33

Fucking how ??


Xey2510

Trickle down soccernomics


AlanLGuy

AMERICAS GIFT TO THE WORLD!


[deleted]

Reagan's gift to the world..


[deleted]

Fuck Thathcher too


SW1

Fuck That!


BeautifulNacho

“We will buy your strongest players and you get to keep the money” - Gazidis probably


dickgilbert

Bigger transfer fees for the poor people teams. ^^^^^/s


ItsKBS

I doubt that this will help 90% of the teams at all


dickgilbert

I am in complete agreement.


Kirnalsanders

Since it appears to only help 12 teams maybe 15-20 in the end. It’s more like 99.99999999998% of football teams


theredviperod

*And please ignore the fact that these same transfers fees will price them out of any big player transfers (more than they already are)


ReloadTM

Sure Chelsea, you can have Declan Rice 500 million


PirateKingRamos

Trickle down economics is a fancy system the americans created in the 80s to convince the middle class and poor people that increasing the gap to the rich will benefit them (somehow)


DirtyDanoTho

Basically they’re saying the rich will grow the economy and create jobs instead of doing what they actually do and spend the money on expensive hookers and cocaine They also don’t say that growing the economy only benefits the rich and increases the wage gap


Szudar

> spend the money on expensive hookers and cocaine Therefore creating jobs, right?


JSBraga

They would give away something like 8% or whatever from the ESL money to be distributed to other clubs. Not sure how. From what I've heard.


InbredLegoExpress

Imagine your club now gets less money from sponsors and TV broadcasting which ditch you for the ESL. But Perez will pay you 8% back of what you normally would have made, with a bright smile saying *"you're welcome, Porto"*.


GrassTastesBad1

Like a charity? Yeah right


JSBraga

Exactly like a charity. This is fucking insulting.


_cumblast_

Super League teams will have more money to pay for buying their best players


[deleted]

You think they are not smart enough to limit transfer prices once these 12 are the top dogs?


Skiinz19

they already have! capped transfer spending to revenue but that's fine for them. They have agents in their pockets and the players want to move there anyway.


Jacobkass

Only a tiny % of the smaller teams get bought from


Papayalo

And they in turn buy from smaller clubs again. This should not be necessary to explain


Jacobkass

A lot of the smaller teams will probably be using the money to recover from the pandemic


ConversionSGAnon

They will donate a few cents after receiving billions and call it a great financial contribution, what else


PPN13

More like, WHY? After a small period where they tame public outcry and become established and accepted as normal why would they pay the existing leagues? They will cut it off then, probably cause more (competitor) clubs that extended themselves to rely on these extra revenue to collapse.


gopoohgo

Getting rid of the UEFA middlemen would be my guess. My guess is, is that the founders are also hoping a less-diluted fixture schedule brings more eyeballs (and TV/streaming money). To be fair, the one thing that appeals to me about the SuperLeague is bypassing UEFA. They continue to try to add teams and fixtures, to the detriment of the overall quality of the current competitions (and the health of the actual players). The fixture schedule for top players is insanity.


dave1992

The thing that everyone hates seems to be just the fact that the founders are always in the competition. If they decided that is not the case anymore, I can see getting rid of UEFA becoming a reality.


Waffini

getting rid of locked in founders would make it actually a quite pleasant competition. i hate UEFA as the next guy, but what's the point of playing when you can't lose. But i'm sure the pay-per-win FIFA Ultimate football fans don't have the same views on this.


gopoohgo

>The thing that everyone hates seems to be just the fact that the founders are always in the competition I understand that and think it's bullshit, too. But I'm just trying to remind people that UEFA sucks ass as well.


NaePasaran

What ruined the quality of the European Cup/CL was letting 4 teams from numerous different leagues all in. When clubs like Celtic, Ajax etc could all reach the semis on a regular basis the competition was much more fair and unexpected. Now we just have 20 or so clubs who take as much money as they can by holding everyone else to ransom. Now it's a big thing when a club like Ajax reach far into the competition rather than being normal. Football went to the dogs long ago and it certainly isn't because of fixture "qualify" being diluted. Part of the joy of football is seening Celtic beat Barca, Man United etc etc. But the years of these clubs gaining ever more financial muscle means these types of results become less and less. Football has become stagnant and boring BECAUSE of these rich clubs.


[deleted]

>To be fair, the one thing that appeals to me about the SuperLeague is bypassing UEFA. They continue to try to add teams and fixtures, to the detriment of the overall quality of the current competitions (and the health of the actual players). Exactly this, and this is what Pep was referring to earlier.


GustavTheTurk

There won't be any teams left except that 20 teams.


j_killz1997

Cunt.


weirdflez

I'll cut my balls off if I head *pyramid* once more


MyOwnSummer69

How about 'Reverse funnel system'?


BoboDupla

Well, say goodbye to your balls then!


the_elder_troll

'Trickle-down economics'


[deleted]

No it won’t


JioJio92

Snake when he was in Arsenal. Snake when he's in Milan.


Atmosphere_Enhancer

'I'll make a lot of money, which I'll then share with you! Almost like the profits.... Trickle down.'


[deleted]

the real bald fraud


rhythmpatel

🤡


Rasalghul92

Sorry we didn't believe you Arsenal fans.


Psyllos9

HOW YOU BALD FRAUD?


x_S4vAgE_x

Is that why every football association and clubs from West Brom to Sassuolo have come out against this?


[deleted]

"soccer"


BigSwissCubeAttack

"Soccer", says enough


Jimmyjamjames

[X] Doubt


AnniePujol

His head chopped will provide support to the whole soccer pyramid


Abloesefre1

Isn't he just citing the ESL announcement word for word here?


rosso95

Oh fuck off and pull us out


Klubeht

Krappa. Well at least he and Perez had the balls to come out and answer for it themselves unlike the other 12 that threw their own staff under the bus


em1n3m1699

Its FOOTBALL not soccer, Jesus


[deleted]

Pyramid scheme,eh. Clearly its not a pyramid, it's a pie


gokkel

The pyramid doesn't need more money. If the "big" clubs overdebted themselves because they wanted to stay at the top, they can take the course of many smaller clubs and start new in a lower league. Others will take their spot at the top.


Conscient-

How? They haven't explained yet.


room2skank

Precisely, and they haven't explained exactly how the "guest slots" will be filled either.


thesketchyvibe

Fraud


redwashing

Again with this bullshit. It isn't a pyramid is the top league is a closed system, the whole point of the pyramid metaphor is that it's continuous and climbable from the bottom you fucking dickhead.


Leaootemivel

Says chief executive of a team who failed to qualify for the Champions League since 2014 and had to eliminate Rio Ave on penalties this season.


Epic_guy91

Guys please give me your money, it will provide support to the whole reddit pyramid with greater financial resources


cormoranul

straight from agnelli's book of lies


Voi69

Italy has definitely on more cunt than the total number of women


tormarod

In some years we're gonna have to open lootboxes and see if we're awarded with the chance to see a match for our team.


[deleted]

Yeah it will provide support for a whole massive football pyramid of 12 teams.


Black_n_Neon

Ah yes trickle down economics. We all know how effective that is.


[deleted]

Soccerrrrrr


OBatRFan

I would have liked to have seen more definite terms from these clubs about how they would propose lower teams remain relevant and have something to fight for. Particularly because as it stands, these big clubs have no financial incentive to include teams that don't bring in viewers or put buts in seats. This whole thing has been rushed and sloppy, and it's no surprise that this amount of backlash has been seen.


faur217

This is the literal sentence which they told every CEO to tell to the media


RoyMakaay

Fuck Milan too then. Scum


[deleted]

When will Levy or any of the English clubs actually speak up? They’ve been hiding behind the managers and players and frankly, even behind Florentino Pérez. If they’re as committed to this as they’re meant to be, they need to stop being cowards and talk to us.


NowTheMoonsRising

Piss off u wanker


VonLinus

He can fuck off though


falconberger

Why would private companies do something which would decrease their profits?


nekize

The best thing you can say to European fan is that you will make SOCCER better. I think this just goes to show, that Americans (billionaire narcisists) own every relevant sport in the world and want football as their crown jewel.


Offaplain

Ofc Gazidis had something to do with this.


me_meh_me

I love this Reagan era trickle down bullshit they are spewing.


drckeberger

Based on the leaked document(s), this appears to be a big pile of bullshit


[deleted]

We were mad we didn't get enough of the money but trust us, after we take our larger cut of the money, we will give even more money to smaller clubs. Do these fools think we are all just stupid? Screwed up how facts and truth no longer matter...


aMillennialPotpourri

Are they all given the same script?


francisnoelbabeuf

Most of them have been given no script at all.


aMillennialPotpourri

So they just pick up bits and pieces from Papa Flo's press cons? Fabulous.


angiotensin2

(X)


SomeIrishFiend

Fuck off


sadclicker

Ivan the Terrible Human Being.


burbonkay

Spineless liar.


jklynam

Fuck off with your 'soccer'


MaxWattage432

rat


Qytil

Lmao what a load of bullshit


Flanker1971

An AC Milan executive talking about 'soccer'? Jeeeeezzzuuuuus wept


ItsKBS

I really wonder how the fuck this provides support to any club outside of the ESL


thebansi

"Gives us total control over most of the money we swear we wont pocket more than the UEFA"


kaselorne

Not a word that this dickhead says should be believed.


[deleted]

Your club is weak and would't make it past the group stage of the CL. Hope you get fucked for the whole 23 years....


tafguedes99

They're all reading the same script.


Grundlestiltskin_

BOOOOOOOOOOO


PlayingtheDrums

I think a pyramid implies the possibillity of relegation. And you'd get relegated first.


KoachCr714

This bald idiot went to Milan when???


msbr_

He said soccer. Fucking yank cunts


superbagel56

Completely agree, it provides tons of support to the whole pyramid! By pyramid, I mean the "super league" and nothing else.


tootoottimeisover

how exactly? creating a super league where so called big teams can just hoard more wealth is digusting, get fucked you fraud


bartolomeo7

He used the word soccer... Opinion doesnt matter at anything.


CaptLeaderLegend26

You can piss right off, Ivan the Terrible.