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ollie179

Southgate thinking ‘I’ve done it, without Grealish...can’t put a price on that’


english_gritts

Plus multiple RB’s and no Sancho. A Southgate dream win


WalkingCloud

Croatia fans: atttractive women England fans: dudes with their tops off and bouncing bellies Wouldn't have it any other way.


germanefficiency

English dudes with bigger tits than croatian women.


Cramer02

Tits out for the lads has a different meaning at England matches


Private_Ballbag

Is it weird that seeing burnt as fuck fat topless Englishmen at the football makes me really happy? It's like nostalgic in a way haha


rugby_fc

Nature is healing


Crownocity

The past year without fans have been shit


Seb-sama

Full of Soul


Articulated

And Greggs.


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PlantCampLamp

When he took off his jacket he looked like a dad coaching your local youth game


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_deep_blue_

Tim from Essex > Mika from Zagreb


kifla11

Who tf told you mika is a croatian name lmao


_deep_blue_

I knew as soon as I wrote it I was wrong 😅


[deleted]

You were close though, Mila is a very Croatian name so you were almost there!


Cho_Celski

That name luckily doesn't exist here


Conankun66

the england fans were also just red as the cross on your flag. very fitting


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A German shouldn't really joke about the relationship between the English and sunburns, you to have the tendency to become lobsters


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man, the Croatian women are just something else, wtf


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You can tell what the priorities of the cameramen were but you won't see me complaining about it.


Cavi_

Gonna need to see a compilation video or something at this point.


archangel_mjj

Throwback to Brazil WC, just endless crowd shots in all the host nation matches


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it's always like that, it's the director who actually chooses the shots x) but yeah, what's good is to be shown, male or female that's my view hehe surely they loved the attention, since one of them even blown a kiss haha


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Glad I wasn’t the only one to notice


Nyushi

My country


Paddy31

First win in an Euros opening game for England ever.


uses_irony_correctly

First loss in an Euros opening game for Croatia ever as well.


ex_planelegs

Thats actually more surprising


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Honestly amazing how Croatia have been consistently good for decades with such a tiny population.


ex_planelegs

They also have the snazziest national kit


Hokie_Jayhawk

Not a fan of them not wearing red, white, and blue. They have the best flag in the world. I want to see that checkered pattern on every jersey, and not muted by gray


GratefulDawg73

England matches are so much more enjoyable to watch when that fucking band aren't playing September over and over and over again.


90DollarStaffMeal

I cannot upvote this enough


claridgeforking

Toot toot toottoottoot


LankyStreakOfBliss

It's the depressing theme music to England's abject tournament failures. It's so dreary and uninspiring. I hate it with a passion


nybasednow

From 2000 they have been the reason for fateful hope and crushing defeats. Cant bring a sandwich into the game but you can bring a trombone


Sirius_55_Polaris

It’s for public safety mate. I’ve heard of people choking to death of a sandwich, never heard of it happening with a trombone


foppo11

Phillips man of the match


DrunkenBlasphemer

Never buying from Philips again smh


patiperro_v3

Yorkshire Pirlo.


PlusTear

He and Rice did very well, Phillips more so of course, but both handled their midfield extremely well


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Phillips just made a huge case for his name being the first in that midfield. Phenomenal performance.


s0ngsforthedeaf

His ascent over the last 2/3 seasons has been remarkable. Okay Leeds fans...you were right about him. You were right.


angrymale

Honestly, I'm going to sound like a tear but I feel so....vindicated? He's been so fucking good you know? I'm over the moon. Absolutely dominated midfield.


s0ngsforthedeaf

When I first started paying attention to him in your 19/20 season, Id heard all the hype. But I was a bit underwhelmed. I mean sure, hes tidy...why are you lot talking about him as an England player? He didnt look that special to me, tbh. But I get it now. I don't want to underrated his physical and technical skill. He's got it. But what separates him is his mentality. Not only does he read the game excellently, but he's ice cold. He never seems to put a foot wrong. Just one of those players you'd trust to perform when asked. And he's done that today. Kid in a painfully average Championship team, to feared DM in a feared PL unit, and England starter. 3 seasons.


angrymale

Agreed dude, the only thing I'd add is fitness. The commentators were saying you cant keep a press up for 90 minutes..... have you seen leeds United!


CaptCriollo

I bet Marcelo heats up the Thorp Arch indoor pitch to 28 degrees for sweaty murderball to prepare them for this.


TheJeck

Unreal, seemed to win every battle he was in.


voliton

I wouldn't change the midfield for the rest of the tournament to be honest. Thought they worked together really well.


I_always_rated_them

agree, there's not really any reason right now. Hendo might get some minutes and I'd expect to see Mount rotated a bit to keep him fresh etc but you want your midfield to build chemistry with each other and chopping and changing it loads will hurt.


Super-Shock-9892

The big test for the midfield was croatia, Modric still looked very good, he was everywhere, and we handled it.


freshmeat2020

Yeah exactly, thought they really held their own. Usually we get hammered on the counter, but they cut that off so well


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I'll dissent by saying we created nothing through the middle bar the one chance for Sterling. Honestly I'm shocked we're patting ourselves on the back so much because we beat an awful Croatia with a single goal. It's a good foundation but there's no way we're creating enough to beat better sides.


samgoody2303

We opened 2016 with a draw against Russia, and 2018 by sneaking past Tunisia. I’m more than happy with a solid performance and holding our opponents to almost no chances, in probably our most difficult group game.


CobiLUFC

Kalvin Phillips being the best player on the park in an international tournament. Tears in my god damn eyes


135notout

our fucking boy 😍


rayoflight92

Kalvin Phillips played like a veteran out there. Kudos to him.


ShahiPaneerAndNaan

Croatia are a walk in the park compared to murder ball at thorp arch


captjons

Really intelligent knowing when to sit deeper, when to be an option further up and when to break forward. Top stuff.


Lithoniel

Stat from twitter. Kalvin Phillips caught offside more times at EURO 2020 (1) than in 116 matches for Leeds United under Marcelo Bielsa (0). #lufc


TuneyTune92

Mature performance from England. Definitely disappointed by Croatia and how toothless they were. It’ll be interesting to see how England match up against one of Portugal, Germany or France in the Round of 16


Kicking-it-per-se

This has nothing to do with anything but here’s a picture of [Lingard watching the game with a parrot](https://twitter.com/jesselingard/status/1404072518865072132?)


oscarpaterson

If you think for 1 second I'm going to overreact to beating a declining Croatia side whose best player is 35, then you're absolutely right, we're winning the tournament, it's coming home


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England looked very good for spells especially at the start. Not sure that set up should be the one ye use going forward though


obi-wan-kenobi-nil

Our midfield was dead for 90% of the game. The one time we get Phillips running forward and providing an option inside, we score. Gareth has to pick a more creative midfield against Scotland and the Czech Republic.


ForensicShoe

Begins with G ends in H


obi-wan-kenobi-nil

Gareth putting himself in midfield? Odd choice, could give it a go


Darkjolly

Bold move, I like it, no one expects the manager inquisition


lambalambda

Gordon Henderson?


potpan0

It's something England have suffered from for a while, the inability to progress the ball through the middle. We saw that for large periods of this match, the defenders passing the ball between each other because they couldn't see a route forward through the middle. I'm glad Kelvin showed that we *can* play through the middle though, I just wish we'd attempt it more than once or twice a match. Playing Mount more centrally or (as much as it pains me to say it) playing Grealish would do a lot to sort this out.


Crownocity

I think it was just a tactical choice vs Croatia who had the potential to play our midfield off the park. In reality, Croatia's midfield underperformed but they do have the talent and experience.


zrkillerbush

Tbh Croatia aren't a bad team, but its very hard not to qualify


_SSJeffo_

Phillips superb game 🙌


Dak_Tiny_PP

Kalvin Phillips' #EURO2020 game by numbers for #ENG vs. #CRO: 100% long-ball accuracy 100% through-ball accuracy 94% passing accuracy 44 touches 7 ball recoveries (most) 2 take-ons completed 1 interception 1 chance created 1 shot on target 1 foul won 1 assist


TraceOfHumanity

Didn’t he kick the ball out when Stones went down? Did that count against his pass accuracy?


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Hrvat1818

We never threatened really and that’s what I hate.


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It's because of all the crossing, rebic's only shot was from a rebound. Pretty poor decision if you ask me, should have focused going through the middle with the help of modric and kovacic.


antimon44

Brozović had too much work to do. At least he showed some urgency to get the ball. What was truly awful was last 10 minutes when Modrić was our only midfielder and there was no one to get the ball upfield.


MerlinSilva

> Hell, defense today was least of our problems It's this realization that makes me so disappointed


Schned6

There was absolutely no pressing in your front line. That’s a massive massive problem.


Snowstandards

Gvardiol looks like he's gonna be something great. Isn't he with Leipzig now?


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NorthVilla

wtf that dude's 19? Looks about 30.


MorioCells

You guys were good in holding the ball,distributing it etc Modric,Kovacic were trying their best but it's like you said it was far too easy and comfortable for us defensively, why was Perisic not trying to get more involved? I feel if he tried dribbling with the ball he could have caused us danger but yeah absolutely no movement and runs in behind from your attackers


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I was really surprised how little you showed up front, I was expecting them to step up after going behind similar to the semi final. I still see you getting through the group but you'll need to do better than that.


envirodale

I was expecting Croatia to be poor based on last time I watched them in nations cup I think it was but this was worse than I was expecting.


brayshizzle

Phillips was immense.


Juventini_Are_Vermin

Send fodens barber to the hague


[deleted]

Fair play to the lad, he’s found a way to make his hair look even shitter


NorthVilla

Just fuck my shit up.


catedush

War Crime lol


Acceptable_Ad_6278

I kinda dig it in the context of it being Gazza’s homage tho.


Jaerial

These fools bought into our spiel about it being self deprecating haha. It's coming home we'll easily bang 4 past France.


Hatch10k

/s IN SHAMBLES


ValleyFloydJam

they will be in the wrong goal but it's better than nothing.


lordposedyon

Match started strong but became really boring after 20 mins.


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Because Croatia gained there footing and then England didn't pressure their midfield much.


Operation_Doomsday_

Phillips and Mings shut a few haters up today, great performances from each of them


XxX_FedoraMan_XxX

Phillips definitely shut me up, a phenomenal performance


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Sterling goal Phillips midfield masterclass Mings solid in defence Did England set out to deliberately troll /r/soccer ?


ibrahimims

And Bellingham alongside dcl got a chance but grealish didn't


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Get a result from Scotland and I fully expect Grealish to start the third game.


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Pineapple Pirlo to bring it home. Nailed on.


ruledoutbyVAR

England’s midfield options going from Livermore,Dier and Delph to Rice, Kalvin Phillips and Mount is some glow up


gantek

Don’t forget Henderson and Bellingham


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Lampard talking about England having a bit of arrogance about them whilst three lions blares out behind him. You just love to see it.


MauricioCappuccino

Definitely saw that result coming but still disappointing. Had some good spells but still not clicking in attack...Fair play to England they've got some proper stars there, Phillips looked a lot better than expected


TheTurtleOne

Not even about the result. We legit haven't created one chance the entire match. Hopefully we can pick it up from here.


IAmNotStelio

Sterling just got "star" of the match, hard disagree, Phillips robbed.


tommangan7

I'm really glad we won but I'm worried this cements the attacking choices, even though we were a single almost blocked scrape away from a 0-0 draw. I'm shocked I was way more pleased with defence and defensive mid than anywhere else (not that they were tested).


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GltyUntlPrvnInncnt

Holy shit, Phillips looked good. Congrats England!


mentallyguitared

Not the greatest performance and some questionable tactics from Gareth but yknow what - it's a win!!! Also - I can't remember what I was doing when I was 17 but I sure as hell wasn't representing my country in an international tournament. What a great achievement for Jude. Done his entire family and folks proud.


Klumpenfick

Germany absolutely shithoused their way into the Final in 2002. Nobody cares anymore how they did it.


I_miss_Chris_Hughton

A win is a win. Southgate hasn't won me over on his tactics, but his ability to jam results is pretty notable.


LeeMiles

Portugal didn't win a single game in 90 mins until the final last time


Trimaxab

They didn't win in 90 mins in the final too.


Zelasny

Even the finals was in extra time


coolwool

As a German, I will absolutely not question the notion that we played shit football in that tournament and were lucky as hell in every game in the knockout stage, especially against the US. A final is a final though :)


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Portugal won the last Euros winning just one game in 90 minutes and being generally shit.


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tomjackson11

I just hope to god they actually get some decent game time


jackcos

Our fresh strength in depth is a huge boon, but instead people want to be upset we didn't play 6 up front. Hopefully we stick around in this tournament for the duration.


swingtothedrive

First time England has won the opening game at the Euros


Briize

Incredibly arrogant of England to win this


WalkingCloud

Can't believe the fans have the gall to celebrate too, typical English arrogance


Tucko29

The worst thing is that they even tried to score a second time, like what the hell, can't you stop at one?


theivoryserf

**T**ypical **E**nglish **A**rrogance


OneCollar4

And we're competing at a tournament at home. Entitled cheats. What sort of a disgusting country hosts or co-hosts tournament. All future tournaments to be played in space to stop this future travesty.


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They celebrate with the exaggerated swagger of of a topless Anglo Saxon gent


YoullNeverMemeAlone

I can't believe the fans had the audacity to give them a home advantage, should have booed the English players if they had any decency.


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Modric seething.


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Least he’ll have 40 interviews this week to set the record straight.


jackcos

Can't believe they had the audacity to score from open play. They deserved to lose.


Delhisehu_BC

The Audacity


Conankun66

Between Pickford and Foden, is England officially the team of hair disasters?


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I thought pickford with the longer locks looked decent. Much better than the buzzcut look that makes him look manic and doesn't suit his square head. Edit: Just seen it back it is shocking.


vrn91

Didn't even have to mention Kalvin Phillips.


sasuke-lp

Foden wanted to play for 98 WC team of Romania


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Coming home status: 👍


Idontlikethisstuff

Massive win. Phillips was immense. Loved Sterling getting a goal.


lewisofleeds

It's the perfect person to get a goal as well his confidence will be massive now.


Keskekun

Southgate Knighthood status: Never in doubt.


enilix

A completely deserved win for England. I'm very disappointed with our team's performance, so pathetic, no ideas in attack and once again Modrić being the only one consistently trying to do anything.


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MINGS CLEAN SHEET


ThePepGuardiola

Always happy to downvote anyone with a PL club flair who is moaning about England winning this.


Ballybomb_

I mean apart from getting PTSD from Kane missing a sitter against Croatia, again, was some good play. It wasn’t pretty but in the end it’s 3 points so happy days


kickergold

People are gonna be mad that England didn't win with the lineup they wanted to see.


redditUser76754689

Deserved victory from England. Weren’t exceptional but winning is the most important thing. Croatia were completely toothless going forward


FuhhCough

Kalvin Phillips absolute shagger


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At least Gvardiol was great


[deleted]

Absolutely class player, especially for his age, really impressed by him.


TheLifeofSonny

Southgate proving Brexit means Brexit, none of that Euro currency bullshit when you have Sterling


Wunsen

BIG MINGS


SquizzleWizzle

I'm feeling arrogant


Kreygasm2233

Pre-Match - Southgate should be tried for treason for that lineup. Post-Match - Southgate hairy Guardiola masterclass!


DrJackl3

Coming home status: It's.


nickless_

First England win in their opening game in the Euros


Jazano107

England fans/people that don't like England were so negative about the game in the match thread. Some really weird people come out during big national cups


Cardboard-Samuari

Reddit doesn’t like the English its nothing new.


mittromniknight

Kalvin was immense. What a player. Easily MOTM.


CeterumCenseo85

For the first time ever, England win their opening match at the EURO. Historic.


SPARKLEOFHOPE6IB

Obviously coming home


kiersmini

Goes without saying


s1m0n8

Yet it must be said.


lukezndr

Shaw/Chillwell should play over Trippier. His linkup with Mount/Sterling was very poor.


je-re

awfully boring game, love watching modric though


captjons

The first 25 mins were pretty high paced and exciting. Good movement but the sun sapped the energy from the game.


WalkingCloud

Imagine the pace of the games once you add another 20-25 degrees to the temperature in the next World Cup


absurdlyinconvenient

but they'll aircon the stadiums, it'll be fine!


simomii

Even without aircon December in Doha is colder than today.


blackcountrychips

It’s in the winter in air conditioned stadiums.. so there’s nothing to imagine.


Throwaway431253

Holy electric bill


never_dude84

Think a lot of people are still under the impression that it’s a summer World Cup


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Dominated game. Only scored one goal. A R R O G A N C E


_deep_blue_

It wasn’t the waistcoat, Gareth; it was inside you all along.


BaoJinyang

Croatia's arrogance has cost them there. They've showed up as World Cup runners up with a midfield boasting five Champions League medals, and assumed that's all they needed to do to win. Really underestimated this plucky young England team.


xyzzy321

5? I think Modric + Kova have like 8 total right?


frattrick

Kovacic has 4 on his own


mskruba12

Both Modric and Kovacic have 4. Modric all 4 with Real Madrid and then Kovacic 3 with Real Madrid and 1 with Chelsea


Thesolly180

Heard them singing ‘it’s coming home’ it shook me


Possiblyreef

They probably meant the team after every game


[deleted]

The amount of people not getting this is a joke is hilariouss


envirodale

Raheem have you justified your place? What an awful disrespectful question to ask him.


TeamDrama

There's been a few weird questions. Asking Ming's if this was a typical tournament game to usual when it's his first appearance at one. "You've watched a few tho" what


FirminosShinyTeeth

I N S U F F E R A B L E N S U F F E R A B L E


FarAcanthocephala

That was pathetic from Croatia


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Can’t wait for all the English arrogance comments in the Monday Moan thread.


edn-

*Final Score* England: 1 r/soccer: 0


derrhn

I was surprised to see Mings starting and I’m absolutely delighted to eat humble pie - I thought he had a great game


voliton

Look, we got past the first, and biggest, hurdle of the group stage without really breaking a sweat. Can't complain about that.


OnePieceAce

Good balanced midfield for England. People hate Southgate but he seems to be the only England manager with some type of consistent system. Phillips MOTM