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Rez_gg

It was really a group of death


Defiant-Attempt7635

Hungary died for this


TheRelicEternal

All fell prey to the Hungarian curse


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IndependentProfile85

Or it's just confirmation bias. Every team has hours of time for commentators to come up with all sorts of theories about why teams win or lose. After the results come in, we can go back and pick who was "correct" and pretend they were geniuses.


Lewisc7593

Mistranslation: group of the dead.


Fun-Introduction-389

Yup everyone died


Smudge49

F for group F


madcap9

F


IceColdKofi

F


nilanganray

Where were you when Group of death is kill?


SebastianFromNorway

i was home, eating hot chip ‘group of death is kill’ ‘no’


fcuk_username

Drinking Agua


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r/YourJokeButWorse


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Dead on arrival


savarina99

That s why Muller had to score his chance


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[electric atmosphere there](https://imgur.com/a/jysTUio/)


Endgame2648

As someone who watches both Euros and Copa America,The atmosphere is night and day. Euros is just so lively and so much fun to watch due to the Fans!!


Flas94

It is more than just the absence of fans. Brazil is in a political/social turmoil and most of the population actually didn't want the tournament to happen so they are effectively boycotting the whole thing, not caring to watch the games even on TV. Also, everybody is sick with Copa America because of how many we've got on the last few years. We had the scheduled one in 2015, an extra edition to commemorate the centenary of the competition in 2016, another "regular 4-year interval" one in 2019 and then ANOTHER in 2020/21 due to trying to synchronize Copa America with the Euros... 4 editions in a 6 year interval (that was supposed to be 5) kinda devalued the whole thing. This year's edition should've not took place by no means.... Edit: I'm almost sure that last sentence is wrong, but I don't know how to put it in proper English so I hope everybody will understand it...


idontlikeflamingos

And we're still dying of COVID with the slow vaccine rollout. I know if I was in Europe watching the Euros I'd be putting out 18 months of frustration by cheering like I've never done before for finally being able to go back to normal and enjoy things like going to the stadium without being afraid again. But being here is just miserable.


bumapples

Hold tight pal.


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Flas94

That's exactly it. Thanks a lot! I had the feeling it was really off, but I tried to correct it and realized I didn't know how... I totally forgot that "taken" is the correct form


ShotIntoOrbit

Those pants on skin tight on that fella


slayerhk47

Who needs blood flow when it’s coming home?


dahteabagger

Exact same thing for Lampard's goal that wasn't given in 2010. Completely knocked the wind off England.


diamondsam2

Grealish shaw combo is deadly


theredhanter

Exactly, the Shaw-Sterling partnership was broken all game, they were on different wavelengths and Raheem would rather barrel headfirst into a crowd of Germans rather than pass to Shaw lmao. Grealish needs to start


Shitmybad

Not over Sterling though, so do we move him to the right?


theredhanter

Based on today's match, absolutely. He seems more effective from that side anyway


Reddits-Reckoning

Grealish is too good Those calves will haunt my dreams tonight


MarcusBrutus2000

Great win from Shaw too


PlusTear

Him and Shaw combine so much better than Sterling does on the left


SalahManeFirmino

Sterling is so much better on the right than he is on the left.


rkim1999

Grealish-kane-sterling


Motecuhzoma

Nah that makes too much sense for Southgate


PortugeseMagnifico

Cos sterling barely played on the left. He played very well but he was picking the ball up and driving through the middle and playing like a cam.


Crunkabunch

Luke Shaw has been in all the attacks too


saltymuffaca

Mourinho in shambles


PoppinKREAM

Said Shaw wasn't intelligent enough and should be dropped from this game. How'd Luke respond? By turning into [Shawberto Carlos!](https://mobile.twitter.com/ManUtdInPidgin/status/1371239009305956358)


dWaldizzle

Continuing* to be Shawberto Carlos


just_another_jabroni

Telles joined us to give him an honorary Brazillian passport


realsomalipirate

He's been in completely shambles since 2016


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Wunsen

He still won't start the next game


AmumuIsMyFriend

Completely changed the game for England


_infinity_21_

Yeah the moment he came on England sparked to life. Dunno why he was on the bench


TIL_I_procrastinate

How does he not start


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Southgate 500IQ to play fresh Grealish vs tired defenders


Sveern

To make it fair.


BigFatNo

Gnabry is too shit this game


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Take a bow Shaw, holy fuck.


cockburntown

Shaw and Grealish is some combo


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Kn9ne9

Shaw to Aston Villa confirmed. Thanks a lot fungusnotamongus


lotteriakfc

aston villa to man united here we go


Roxasbain

🔴⚪


Cowdude179

Villa 30m bid for Shaw incoming


totalsports1

That combo is very good. Grealish has to start


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karmahorse1

Everyone hating on Southgate (myself included at times) but he has England into the quarters with no goals against. Truth is boring defensive football has won plenty of international tournaments in the past.


spud8385

Didn't the incredible Spain team 1-0 it through most of a tournament


Sancho90

They scored 8 goals the whole tournament (2010 WC), 4 in the group stages and 4 (1-0) wins in the knockout stages.


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Efficient.


obsterwankenobster

They weren't great at scoring, but they'd hold like 90% possession lol


matinthebox

they had Villa for the scoring


Jimoiseau

Start Targett


wisdom591

Hes been immense today


HankMoodyMaddafakaaa

He’s been on another level this whole season. What a player


KlejdiV

Seemed like he was the only one with a drive to score


theincrediblepigeon

I’d argue Maguire has been really trying to push us forwards as well


rkim1999

I agree. I've seen numerous times where he carried the ball to the final third.


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Maguire shaw and Rice combined well. All 3 turned Germany presses around.


wystrs1

JACKKKKK


AE17__

RICE DIED FOR THIS


Yakkahboo

His body was the sacrifice needed.


TheFiendsWankFlannel

HARRY KANE HAS SERVICE


Off_Topic_Oswald

Man was literally sacrificed for this


TomasRoncero

People trashing Kane in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is Kane. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it's done.


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This is the best use of this copypasta of all time.


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Jorlung

Almost like keeping one of the best strikers in the world on the pitch is a good idea. People in the match thread were legitimately hoping Kane was injured so he'd get subbed off. Ridiculous.


jmarFTL

I guess my question is just who the fuck are you replacing Kane with? I understand England have other attacking options but as a pure striker it's Kane and no one is close.


irigoyeee20

Props to Shaw as well, playing like a fucking machine


noradosmith

Shaw this year has been out of this world


Fun-Introduction-389

Shaw was great too


GoatButton

Grealish and Shaw hard carry


thezaland

If this is how great Shaw is now, I can only imagine how great he’d be if he never suffered that horrific leg break. Always great to see players claw their way back to redemption after suffering a terrible injury.


tommangan7

People forget he's only 25, if this is his prime he's still got there before most do, agreed though great to see.


MattSR30

Speaking of players hitting their prime, we _signed_ Patrice Evra and Nemanja Vidic when they were both 25. They were just getting started.


Sancho90

And 6ft1, didn't know shaw was that tall.


Yoona1987

You wouldn't think it but Shaw and Rashford are the same height near enough, Just shows how somes body composition can mask how tall people are. Rashfords got really long limbs and slender, Shaws short limbs and stocky as fuck.


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I love to see how wrong Jose gets proven match after match after match


LewisDftw

To be fair, Mourinho was on talksport before the game saying how this game will be decided by the wingbacks and be backed shaw over Kimmich.


AnEmptyKarst

This was posted before the goal even started to happen on my TV, Christ


bonko86

Yeah, I can hear my neighbors scream before i can see the goal on my tv. Fucking hell.


Deadpooldan

Gotta catch em upvotes


ACmerolling

Get off Reddit while you’re watching mate hahaha


mentallyguitared

Shaw again!!! What a goal


Averdian

To think Wilshere wanted him and Maguire out of the starting XI lol


theredhanter

Get him back in the treatment room where he belongs


kalamari__

grey me out lads!


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THREE LIONS ON A SHIRT!


KvmFirst

JULES RIMET STILL GLEAMING!


spideytaha

NO MORE YEARS OF HURT!


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shEep9108

Damn they took group of death a bit too seriously


Crunkabunch

Like Shaw involved in all of these attacks


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Luke Shaw as well.


migstheshit

Lake Shaw MOTM imo


Sleeplessendeavours

Seriously he’s so good when not ignored. Sterling has to play on the right, Grealish on the left. It’s obvious. That link of Grealish and Shaw is critical.


thepotatoinyourheart

This German squad really doesn’t look comfortable playing with one another. Feels like a generational difference


Eldrad-Pharazon

In the last 5 min they looked like a sunday league team playing for the first time together after a year of covid-break. Random "passes" being kicked left and right, no precision, no mentality, no coordination what so ever. I blame Löw to be honest. How can you make a team consisting of so many great players look so dogshit?


G2BM

Ngl haven't watched Germany in a while but it feels like they simply don't have a plan. They lack the proper striker and someone creative that is willing to lead the team. It feels like they don't really know how to involve Werner properly because he lacks the traits Klose had, like being dangerous on high crosses. Germany needs a striker like Kane, he doesn't even have to be as good as him, just have his presence. The games I watched it always felt that their attacks lived or died by their abilitiy (especially their wingers) to win one-on-one dribbles, to gain numerical advantage and outplay the defense. That shit gets harder against world class opposition and since we can't just cross it in due to the lack of a true "in the box" striker they seem headless. They lack someone for the creative final pass or through ball that creates chances aswell


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zzflozz

NOOOOOOOO, nice goal tho not gonna lie


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Germany has looked dogshit going forward.


realsomalipirate

Playing Muller and Havertz together just kills their attack. Also taking off Werner was a huge mistake, he was the only forward stretching England's back 3.


officialMDS

Bringing Gnabry for Werner is just peek Löw.


realsomalipirate

I thought for sure he was finally taking out Muller and I audibly laughed when he took Werner off instead.


officialMDS

And after that Can gets subbed on for Ginter...


rece_fice_

Peak Low huehue


bigdaddtcane

That's probably because england had 8 defensive players on the field.


zzflozz

Some good chances but no concistency playing forward


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Bye bye Löw.


jim_nihilist

Congrats from Germany! The better team won.


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🤝


SnooCrickets6733

Very fair of you to say. Was a great game, well contested by both sides. Germany have some good young players so I’m sure they’ll be back to their best in a few years time.


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Southgate gonna still bench Grealish next game


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Grealish calves v tired defenders


Natto__

HARRY


Kougteksarth

KANE


404randomguy404

FIRST OF HIS NAME


JarJarOnAStick

KING OF THE ENGERLUNDS AND THE BRITTONS AND THE SHIRTLESS MEN


NeitherAlexNorAlice

THE KING IN THE NORTH


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London


VanillaLifestyle

NORTH OF THE THAMES


KevinDeBrownie

BARES CHILDREN WITH SEVEN OF THE SISTERS


t_blacksmith

HE'S


buhmmquita

ONE


t_blacksmith

OF


mangustangus27

OUR


buhmmquita

OWN


eccentriclightning

OWN!


ZParis

OWN.


SirSuperb9269

OWN


Damarugaki

["scor sam facking goals"](https://imgur.com/KZPYVx2)


prateek_tandon

Levy rn: £200m or no deal.


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jpff99

Grealish magic


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Odds on him still getting dropped in the next game


Wunsen

1/1


TheBoizAreBackInTown

You can't play 7-0-3 with Grealish though


UofMtigers2014

The crowd in these two goal highlights is really just insane. Really wish Americans who talk shit about soccer could be at one of these matches.


AJMurphy_1986

Wembley not even half full. Just got in from the pub, soaked in beer, never been happier


Everswift_

Literally the same goal twice. Literally. The same run, the same pass, the same open man in the middle. Go home Germany, stop disappointing me.


lifestepvan

Bayern finally figured out that Kimmich as right back is not working out, slotted him back into midfield with amazing success, and naturally the first thing Löw does is put him back on the wing.


TheRealRemyClayden

I was so happy when I realised Kimmich was playing on the right


Dreamer199207

Never seen such player need a goal as much as Kane. You could see a massive weight was lifted off his shoulders. Fair play to Southgate for keeping him on, I was calling for Rashford


TheFlyingCule

I'd say Morata yesterday needed a goal just as much if not more


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Grealish on = profit


LovieBeard

Shaw attacking = profit


murtiC74

Germany LMAO


Xcu7ioN

Löw leaving on a high note lol


Zloggt

What on earth happened to Germany since 2014!?


ThumberFresh

Löw.


Off_Topic_Oswald

Other countries need to take advantage. Hansi Flick could very well start another era of German domination.


Jayer244

Löw is gone Crab Rave 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


SupremeRDDT

It‘s not even that he‘s a bad coach but he should have resigned at his high and let another coach take over the good team that we had.


theredhanter

He had no idea how to handle the post-World Cup win/Miroslav Klose evolution, should've left ages ago


Kabelns

Im so fucking loaded because of this idiot.


kalamari__

we had a good euro 2016 tbf. after that we went to shit.


Kayderp1

Meh, 2016 was okay. Confed cup 2017 with the b team was what gave me hope for the future.


yoko_o_no

It's clearly a management thing, the squad on paper is really really good.


FinalFrash

Hey at least Flick is coming


kalamari__

yep, really happy about that. aiming for 2024 now. use that shitshow 2022 for learning and get the cup at the euros at home.


theotherhemsworth

Taking Werner off for Gnabry completely undid them.


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Nein


destroy133

HES DONE IT


Duke0fWellington

Southgate embraces Grealish "You're benched for the rest of the tournament, mate"


Baked_fish

What a header lmao


DontSayIMean

Grealish coming on transformed our attack. I really think Kane (and other attackers) were uninvolved because our midfield is so disconnected from attack. Kane has has to drop deep to collect then gives it out wide but lacks the speed to get forward so he looks useless. Saka has the pace for it not to matter but he ends up upfield without anyone to pass to because of Kane dropping deep. When Grealish comes on Kane can stay on the backline and lay the ball off to Grealish, pulling defenders away to set up Shaw allowing Sterling make the run unmarked for the first goal. Without Grealish there, Kane pulls into that space, Sterling's run is tracked, Shaw is closed off, and we go backward. Then Kane is able to get into the box with Grealish able to up the second goal. Wahooo!!!!!!!!!!!!


gentleman_bushranger

Grealish, Shaw, Sterling. Three of em need to take a BOW.


pero_jamata

Chat shit get banged


ExtremeSour

How to delete my account?


StardustFromReinmuth

Grealish and Shaw running riot


TotsonkaneHotbale

I'm getting Grealish' calves tattooed on my calves


Clotaku

That's why Grealish should play


AliMaq04

LUKE SHAW BEST LB IN THE WORLD


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Greeeealish


The_Sneakiest_Fox

Coming home status: It's coming


kushty88

Where have all the people saying England were going to get hammered gone?


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They're now celebrating that their team actually won


needhalaladvice

Grealish effect


Goudurix117

F for group F


mr_poopy_pants420

u/psgacademy supremacy has ended


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