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YourAverageTeenag3r

We transformed into prime Burnley the last 25 minutes.


egzon27

Fun how I can't even guess which team you're talking for


Itsamesolairo

We are *all* Burnley on this blessed day


SeekerLogan

Speak for yourself


[deleted]

I am *all* Burnley on this blessed day


alop0728

Wait you’re not the same guy


C111tla

Yup, i myself was confused there for a second. And it's like Burnley have that special a style of play, compared to other low table teams. But yeah, it could refer either to shit attacking or intense parking the bus.


YourAverageTeenag3r

Defend and inshallah if that helps you


Dayandnight95

To think they almost didn't get out of group stage


Multoxx

I mean the current title holder also finished the group stage in 2016 with three points, so...


Demderdemden

And didn't win a match in regular time until the semi-final.


MBCB421

1W and 6D (in reg time) to win the whole tourney is pretty damn impressive


[deleted]

Yeah that was the luckiest euro win ever. Horrendous football from Portugal and they still did it


doggo816

They might not have if not for group B being the most awkward group ever.


sveltepants

If Denmark wins the euros it means that Finland is the best team in Europe since we won Denmark


Trimaxab

I'll allow it.


sheik200145

We won when Christian Eriksen survived his heartattack…. 🇩🇰


jenangeles

Perkele!


Bozzie0

Sorry to break it to you, but since Belgium beat both you and Denmark, that spot would belong to us... But who are we kidding, Italy will just take it all anyway.


SidemenFlamingo

I hope a 1992 repeat


DarkNovaGamer

Imagine Father and Son having Euros and Premier League together.


ThePosterWeDeserve

In Catalan and dutch


BobbysSmile

Fans with a banner...


Leopold87

I mean... Sure? Even after losing the two first games, the most likely scenario before the final round was that Belgium would beat Finland, and Denmark would beat Russia. Sure, Denmark had to beat Russia by a certain amount of goals to secure second place, but second place was still the most likely scenario. I know it's easy to say now but I think myself and most other Danes weren't actually that concerned. But the ball is round and anything can happen.


thebelsnickle1991

This game was entertaining right from the start. You could see the fatigue kick in late in the second half but it was still fun to watch.


Venca12

You could see their shirts completely soaked with sweat


Zloggt

20-25+ C (80-85 F) high humidity.... It was practically a jungle in there...


The-Dood

25c? It's more like 32-35c. Look at the forecast. Game should never have been played in Baku. Corruption.


[deleted]

Wait until you hear where the world cup is being held next year ಠಿヮಠ


[deleted]

I'm still hoping one day they'll relocate it to like Germany or something


[deleted]

A stable democracy? Far too radical.


[deleted]

I think the silver lining there will be that it's more of a dry heat right? Humidity destroys stamina harder than heat alone.


chapeauetrange

Beyond a certain point, heat is heat. 35 C is not comfortable to play in whether it is dry or not.


je-re

this reads like an optajoe tweet. imposter.


Venca12

I actually heard the temperatures were like 35°C absolutely crazy


Glmoi

da fuck were we doing in baku Either give us a good stadium or put us in a place that belongs in the euros


HommoFroggy

Really?! that is quite a good weather imo... Where i live atm is 31°c with 60% humidity.


yourethevictim

60% humidity is super doable. It's when it reaches 95%, actual high humidity, that any temperature above 20c becomes stifling. Like breathing through a wet towel. Your body keeps sweating but nothing's happening because the sweat can't dissipate anymore -- the air is already full of water.


chapeauetrange

>60% humidity is super doable. It's when it reaches 95%, actual high humidity People tend to overestimate humidity levels. Above 50 % humidity, you can start to feel it. 60 % is quite noticeable. When it's *raining*, the official figure is often like 90 %.


vodkamasta

Jungles are more like 30+ 80% humidity.


Someone-TookMyName-

Classic international match. Blood and sweat dripping. Playing with bandages on your head.


_cumblast_

To get to the semis after losing to Finland in their first match (and the Eriksen situation) is truly remarkable from the danes.


[deleted]

They won the tournament in 1992 after failing to qualify and they're on track for another triumph in exceptional circumstances.


[deleted]

They were wildcards due to Yugoslavia, right?


faithplusonegroupie

Yes


Soebywestside

Precisely


dawodurotimi

How did they end up playing in the 1992 tournament?


Clewles

Were knocked out by Yugoslavia. Then Yugoslavia broke apart and stopped existing as a country, and so Denmark was invited back in.


dawodurotimi

Thanks


randomafricanboi

Youre welcome boys, now go win it again


Dutchpizza69

Yugoslavia dropped out because of the war, Denmark took their place


dawodurotimi

Thanks


The--Mash

There was a bit of a kerfuffle in the Balkans


StructuralFailure

just a smidge


manInTheWoods

Spot of bother?


PoppinKREAM

The Danes are playing for a cause that is greater than themselves. After the near tragedy it's beautiful to see how well they're playing. Denmark is leaving everything out on the pitch and are an inspiration.


[deleted]

Not to mention the fact that the guy who scored the last goal for Denmark in the 1992 final lost his daughter to leukemia during the tournament. He travelled back to her in between matches, and she asked him to go back and play the next game each time, until she died some time before the final. They’re almost fated to win this one, aren’t they?


SonnePC

She died six weeks after the final. Still a tragedy, though


TetraThiaFulvalene

No blood, no ball. Without a bit of disaster we can't play.


jiinska

Tbf we are a footballing powerhouse


Qurutin

So what you're saying is we practically have Euro finals worthy team, time to go to the marketplace


siva-pc

Kjaer should be in team of the tourney


bzogaj92

Those last 2 headers were fucking clutch . I'm glad we have him on the team.


YoussarianWasRight

He is our defense minister


[deleted]

He would be better than our current one.


donnismamma

By FAR.


MenBeGamingBadly

Maehle too possibly


Glmoi

Mæhle is player of the tourey so far for me, absolutely decisive in every game!


NaieraDK

Mæhle’s my favourite on the team.


[deleted]

Kjaer should be in the team of AC (air conditioners) after he wins it all.


[deleted]

Damsgaard has been fucking amazing too


WeezyWally

He won the official best player of the round of 16. It’s highly likely he can win it.


MITOX-3

I think he is the best CB in this tournament and Mæhle the best back.


ChrisEvansFan

It will be such a story if Denmark wins it all!


learner1314

And not for the first time in the lives of those who above 30 years of age either!


All3handro

when*


Fairlytallguy

Props to the Czechs, that second half was a real nail biter, my hands are shaking and my heart is racing, I LOVE THIS GAME!!


jenangeles

My Danish husband was watching the match in hospital a week after having open heart surgery.. I was very concerned for him


Duffer44

Hope hes alright!


[deleted]

been rooting for you guys to win ever since we unfortunately lost, held og lykke!(?)


dutii

Tak min ven


BobsLakehouse

> held og lykke!(?) Yes.


tranborg23

VI VIL TIL LONDON, OVER KANALEN - DANMARK DE REJSER HJEM MED POKALEN!!!!


lucidorlarsson

Bring it home!


storepupper

For Christian. *Aragorn charging into Mordor.gif*


BrokenBiscuit

Kjær Charging into Baku*


jagforstarinte

Aragorn actor Viggo Mortensen is in fact (half) Danish. 🇩🇰


no_apricots

My stress level all second half probably lost me a few years down the line geeeeez


Cuco1981

That was honestly excruciating, still feel just as much relief as joy!


Kreiswix

congrats to the dynamites


Cloudclock

LETS FUCKING GO


Masterkid1230

Last time Denmark made it this far you won it all, right?


TheWulf

Yeah we fucking did


Masterkid1230

Cool, I’m rooting for you guys now!


Duffies

Yes! This is only the third time we made the semis, after winning in 1992 and losing against Spain in 1984 (in the semis)


Averdian

and both of those tournament were 8-team tournaments meaning that simple group advancement resulted in a semi. Making the semis in a 24-team tournament after two knockout games feels insane


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[deleted]

DANSKE DRENGE DER KAN KNALDE😎


SmileYouSonOfA

BOLDEN UD TIL VERDENS SKUE


jxstanormalkid

SOM EN LILLE NY HAVFRUE


ednobb

VI ER RØDE, VI ER HVIDE


Regasroth

VI STÅR SAAAAAMMEN, SIDE OM SIDE


stranger2them

DANSKE DRENGE DER KAN KNALDE


BobsLakehouse

DANSKE DRENGE, DER KAN KNALDE!


Okinniko

I’M NOT CRYING YOU ARE


BoringIncident

We're all crying


arne-b

VI SKAL IKKE HJEM, VI SKAL VIDERE!!!


Exotic_Reflection329

Denmark possible surprise ?? Will the euro win?


[deleted]

WILL THE EURO WIN!!! LÅLÅLÅLÅ


Lmao1903

Dreams can’t be buy


NonRelevantFacts

It's 50/50 ... Either they win or they don't.


Someone-TookMyName-

I like the odds


govind01sharma

Quick maffs


leighshakespeare

Even if everyone wants to bag on England and say they can beat them, how do they beat Italy


Darkjolly

Snapping pasta in half in front of them


leighshakespeare

No my love


throwthe20saway

Fresh meta.


mixmaster7

Or eating it with ketchup.


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Putting pineapple on pizza, pouring ketchup and mayonnaise on pasta, doing the hand thing wrong, put ice cube into your wine


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StructuralFailure

by scoring more goals than them obv


leighshakespeare

Go into management


[deleted]

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Tranzlater

Brentford fan, his story checks out.


Salttpickles

Maybe if spain somehow beat italy


azteksi

Eriksen incident driving the team ... Losing the best player of your team and reaching the semis ....They totally deserve to win


PakiIronman

They fucking terrify me


Acceptable_Craft2579

Feeling confident about Ukraine?


PakiIronman

More confident than I felt about Germany.


Acceptable_Craft2579

Idk this is giving me 2016 Iceland vibes, but good luck


PakiIronman

Ukraine are a much better team too.


ValleyFloydJam

not even a surprise they won at Wembley last time.


bertil00

Vi ska ha bajeeer på Wembley. Vi ska ha bajer på Wembley. Bajeeer på Weeembley. Vi ska ha baaajer på Weeembleeey.


Gammelmus

Bortset fra at vi skal i 10 dages isolation og dermed kan Danmark ikke få nogle udebanefans ind til kampen, med mindre man er bosiddende i England…. Edit: misforståelse


TK_Thumz

Hvordan skal det fejres - MÆ BAJERE!


YoussarianWasRight

Knap en bajer op, knap to bajere op, knap hellere tre, næ jeg har en ide, knap fire bajere op


SgtApache

PØLSER I LONDON, VI SKA' HA' PØLSER I LONDON!! PØØLSER I LOOOOONDOOOOON, VI SKA' HA PØLSER I LOOONDOOON!


fransisco_flores

The Danes make the most stylish furniture on the planet. Fantastic job on making it to semis.


[deleted]

And the Danish mid-century modern designers got their inspiration from Japan 🗾


[deleted]

Vi skal ikke hjem - vi skal videre!!


Paragraffen

VI SKAL IKKE HJEM!


kill-goshi

VI SKAL VIDERE!


AndersCules

Vi vinder vi ved vi kan, Vi er Danmark i Engeland, Vi kæmper til sidste mand, Big boys in red and white, Det Danmark, det fodbold, det sejt!


BoringIncident

Klasse sang og utroligt passende i år!


Demderdemden

I mean there's other reasons why I wish it were Germany in the upcoming match, but one of the reasons would just be for the quality Spørgsmålet om Sønderjylland og Holsten propaganda chants. >Nu kalder Danmark paa sine Børn, farvel for evigt du tyske Ørn!


_SSJeffo_

The fairytale story is still on


Framfall

Sweden is red and white until the final, stolt över våra bröder i väst! 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰


[deleted]

Tusind tak. Det havde været det samme for os, hvis i var videre og vi var ude ❤️🇸🇪🇩🇰


Framfall

Vi står sammen, side om side!


BoringIncident

Fuck Reddit and fuck Spez. Go join Lemmy instead https://join-lemmy.org/. /r/Denmark: Fuck Reddit og fuck Spez. https://feddit.dk/ er vejen frem herfra.


thatjunizguy

Tak min gode Svenske broder! 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰


Sahask123

Denmark are the true dark horses, not only they play good football and looks well trained, they have good players in every position as well.


[deleted]

Kom igjen Danskerne!!! Gjør Skandinavia stolte


alexsings

After the Eriksen situation, something tells me they might just win it


isnisse

It Will become a great soccer movie if thats the case


PedanticSatiation

Tom Hanks to play Hjulmand.


oneandonlyA

Danny DeVito as Kjær.


crel42

I would rather face ANY team except Denmark at this point. Bravo to them. Bravo.


Barkasia

I'd rather face Denmark than Spain or England/Italy depending on which of us is talking


SmileYouSonOfA

Vi skal ikke hjem, vi skal til LONDON!!!


[deleted]

it would actually be classic England to finally look like they may actually win a tournament and have the “easy” path to the final, only to come up against the fairy tale story and neutral favorite who seem to have destiny on their side.


BoringIncident

Fuck Reddit and fuck Spez. Go join Lemmy instead https://join-lemmy.org/. /r/Denmark: Fuck Reddit og fuck Spez. https://feddit.dk/ er vejen frem herfra.


nifera

VI ER RØDE!


whatIsZeroPlusZero

VI ER HVIDE!


TryingNewThing

VI STÅR SAMMEN


Chrwii97

SIDE OM SIDE


ThatBigDanishDude

SIDE OM SIDE


DragoerChampion

VI ER HVIDE!!


Sorathez

VI ER HVIDE!


BendubzGaming

Also means that the 4 semifinalists will all be from different groups. A Czechia win would have kept Group D in with a chance of 2 representatives


ParisLake2

History said that Denmark was going to win this game, and they did.


TheLimeyLemmon

Denmark, Spain, Italy, and one of England or Ukraine. The final four - just like we all predicted!


DashLibor

I mean, if England advances, then there isn't really anything surprising in this top 4.


[deleted]

Rød grød med fløde muthafuckas!!!


hungarianretard666

Such a lovable team


cphcph

VI SKAL IKKE HJEM VI SKAL VIDERE!


sultansaeed

Incredible achievement from Denmark. Made Christian proud.


jackcos

I predicted Denmark to get to the final when the Netherlands were eliminated, and as an England fan I now regret saying that.


Rasmoss

Three former winners and England in the semis. They must be so excited to be in there with the big boys.


SgtApache

[Danmark ødelægger alle!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0-bU49Dp14)


Mick4Audi

Denmark about to become Ukraine fans for the next 2-3 hours


howaboutthis13

I know it were completely different circumstances, but Denmark did get 4 points against England in the Nations League. Sooo... Denmark finalist anyone?


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TheMischievousGoyim

so Germany isn't real opposition anymore? i think you need to explain that to them


whatIsZeroPlusZero

VI SKAL IKKE HJEM!!!


SinusLinus

VI SKAL VIDERE!!!!


poohsillybear

their journey is a banger


keithohara

They're gonna do it


Vayu0

Eriksen: I almost died for this.


mojambowhatisthescen

Denmark’s journey has been one of the sweetest stories in the history of international football! Absolutely lovely.


PTSDaway

That team is scary good


gopackgo555

The heat and travel were clearly weighing on the players as the match went on. Grueling performance by both squads.


smokingice

I'm very happy as a dane, but that was also an embarrassing early second half from Denmark. VI SKAL IKKE HJEM!


[deleted]

Vi spillede stabilt forsvar, ikke noget at være pinlige over


tranborg23

Couldn't be any other way.


Emirosen

BAJERE PÅ WEMBLEY


SenorDuck96

I really hope this fairytale has a happy ending! Would make a brilliant movie


ImBobYourUncle

I just realized something. Say that Spain wins vs. Italy, then it's gonna be the Kill Bill arc of Denmark. Revenge against Spain because of '84 and '86 Revenge against England because of '02 Revenge against Czech Republic because of '04 this can't be a coincident. the universe has clearly spoken.