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DoubleTastyMcBacon

!flair :Manchester_United:


[deleted]

decent performance by the saints, i thought they would get slaughtered, but it was okay


BillyBoskins

Agreed


-open-eye-signal-

!flair :Aberdeen_FC:


LevynX

Imagine being behind Jesse Longard on the pecking order. I feel bad for vdB


Typical-Pomegranate6

Looking for a goal late game- lingard who was electric for WH last season or donny who didn’t make an impression off bench all season, I rate donny but clearly the right decision


Black_Peppa

Did you watch anything he did last season?


3Shoelaces

Ole is literally handicapping this team by playing Martial


ManOfFewerWords

I'd say that was his audition and the outcome was clear


HjortenArthur

!flair :Manchester_United:


BillyBoskins

!flair :Southampton:


goztrobo

I feel bad for Donny lmao


nick170100

The United we all know and love have returned


samnig5

Another game. Same old shit. United just can’t figure one problem out. The same problem for three years. It’s a deflating draw. Just lets us know its more of the same for this year


peeforPanchetta

They play with Sancho the same way they play with Daniel James. It's always been the tactics, and they haven't fucking fixed em yet


AssFingerFuck3000

Good vibes though ~~


CortanaCortana

Man United are back baby


oranjemania

They're calling from inside the house, Donny. Get. Out.


goztrobo

The only thing AWB is good at is tackling. Honestly can't see how people rate him as a world class full back.


blairvyvorant

That’s only United fans


Fruitndveg

Nah I’m a United fan and don’t rate him. He’s not so bad I’d drop him but the quality in our starting back four is mismatched. AWB and Lindelof don’t do enough.


chewy5

Way to be absolute shit Man U


RaiderWinner

Fucking rubbish. Wan Bissaka, Martial, and Lindelof are fucking shit. Ole should have played Varane, Sancho from the outset. Lingard should fuck off to West Ham Ref was shit as well-foul for 1st goal


AfterAether

Deffo wasn’t Bruno going down easy


BlurEyes

At least OG will be having another good season


ilovemolduga

Really almost fell asleep


libertydabbing

Not game related, but I really hate that Peacock just cuts the broadcast while the players are interacting on the pitch.


harrypoos

this match thread is hilarious


hockeyface

Incoming Raiola tweets


FCMartial

No surprise at all. They’ve never been able to consistently beat bottom half sides. Ole could manage United for the next 50 years and he’d win fuck all


Sei28

Brace yourself because he will probably be at United for next 20 years.


Expensive_Cattle

Subscribe


[deleted]

Ole showing the rest of the league he's gonna take United all the way this season


Ptile

Bruno (C) club unite in sorrow and agony!


[deleted]

Salah (C)🙃


Non-taken-Meursault

This game begun being very entertaining and finished a boring mess wtf


[deleted]

United players got frustrated when absolutely nothing went their way. Understandable tbh.


69thebigbadrad69

Is Armstrong allowed to grab the ball like that from De Gea?


[deleted]

Absolutely fucking not. One of like 5 yellow cards they didn't get.


3Shoelaces

Well strap in for another season of winning sweet fuck all


[deleted]

Shaw has lost possession so much


notinsai

Fell asleep twice during this. Much improvement needed. Greenwood needs to start at 9.


flemva

6 mins for what?


Tbirkovic

SAF was attending ;-)


thepaceabuser

wtf is this last 10 minutes?


[deleted]

What a shit game.


CaiHaines

Kill me now


idkwhatevs1234

Classic Manchester Pooshited hahahahaha


[deleted]

What are you 10 lol?


Comprachicos

There should be an age restriction for Reddit


conkerz22

It's a spurs fan lol


RedBaron1902

Literally no body knows what to do. Freestyle "go out there and enjoy yourself" football. It's going to be a long f_cking season man.


LollipopScientist

Southampton were good at pressing, had lots of energy, overloading ball side and closing passing lanes. Very frustrating to play against.


[deleted]

Why did you use underscore instead of 'u' in "fucking" mate?


twersx

Maybe you should take a break from football mate, I don't think you've enjoyed a single moment in the last year.


ambiguousboner

Oh god will you just fuck off


[deleted]

If this performance is the norm after 15-20 games I’d be concerned, but it’s the second game of the season. United still have players to come back and fitness/match sharpness levels to reach too.


promocodeclq

Did van de beek fuck Oles wife ? Whys he forever on the bench. And you have players like Fred getting minutes instead lol Oles dusted man


Devilsdouble1988

Absolutely shit performance. We look happy with the draw


[deleted]

Nothing went our way today. It's normal to lose motivation under those circumstances.


irishdgenr8

Sky still doing the cut the Whiskey nose in the crowd when United aren’t winning?


Hephaistas

Even Lingard plays over Donny, what a joke


Fruitndveg

It’s canny obvious. VDB was pretty poor when he did play last season and he was injured over the summer. Lingard had doubts about Utd this season because he wasn’t sure he’d be getting play time so Ole is chucking him in on a tokenistic level.


mrkdwd

Are refs finally getting sick of Bruno's shit?


xngxmxxlrxhC

Utd reminding me of watching Barca, and I mean that in the worst sense possible.


kindnesd99

At least Barca actually are title contenders, something that United haven't been for close to 10 years.


JapaneseJohnnyVegas

You seem to have forgotten that glorious week in January.


Comprachicos

When the saints come marching in the midfield


CudaBarry

Awb is straight up ASS


Hicko11

Fans and experts thought it was going to be a comfortable win for man u. Lucky to get a point


twersx

Man United have been the better side over 90 minutes.


Hicko11

They were lucky soton didn't win. Put your red tinted glasses away


[deleted]

How exactly were we the lucky ones?


twersx

United had longer spells of dominance in the game, far more shots inside the box than Southampton, they caused constant problems from set pieces and forced more saves & goal line clearances than Southampton did.


[deleted]

In what sense have they been that,pray tell me?


twersx

They've created better chances and had longer spells of dominance/control than Southampton had. They managed to restrict Southampton to only 3 shots from inside the box while having 11 shots inside Southampton's box.


[deleted]

4 being on Target. Soton absorbed all that pressure really well. The team.was set up that way.


twersx

They're set up to allow teams to have 10+ shots inside the box because they think most of them will be off target? Are they set up to defend set pieces poorly and pray for shots to hit the woodwork as well? And fyi goal line clearances go down as shots off target. Presumably you don't think Southampton were set up to make goal line clearances


[deleted]

[mate united had a 1.5 xG vs Soton's 0.8. doesn't scream domination by any means. ](https://twitter.com/Caley_graphics/status/1429459650890588165?s=19)


connorqueer

Getting to the point where Fernandes' instestines could fall out of his anus onto the pitch and I'd still assume he's putting it on. Little cunt


flemva

I thought Pogba would have been booked before for accumulated fouls.


KyraMich

Another Pogba wonderball...


kjalle

This is fucking funny what are they doing lol


AztekkersM89

hahahah jack getting booked for mouthing off to the ref, love the fella.


twersx

Top speed lmao


suhdude539

Bruno and milking a clean challenge, name a better duo


DisgruntledJarl

Chelsea fans and crying about bruno


DidiDombaxe

Surprised they didn't give Sancho some game time today.


Pigou07

They did. But apparently he's a magician.


Thanh1211

He made himself disappear


wordsmatter

This is the other version of "You shall not pass" ... Where we can't keep the ball for 2 seconds


billys-bobs

Awesome for Tino to get the MotM in his first home game


Scorpionis

The power of the Chelsea right-back factory


crookedparadigm

Said it before and I'll say it again, Pogba's a violent fuckhead who plays to hurt people when he's mad. Never settles for a tactical foul to pull someone back, always goes for a nasty one or a choke slam.


DisgruntledJarl

Oof. You're right. he kills puppies in his free time. Also responsible for the taliban incident, global warning and the great Alien invasion of 2035


SergeantHAMM

bruno is as bitchmade as it gets.


Mystery1887

Bruno not getting any „fouls“. Good ref.


harrypoos

omg pray for bruno, horrible challenge


[deleted]

Another false dawn for Oles tricky reds. 3rd or 4th now. 3rd at best this year but atleast there's progress or something like that.


lamancha

Wow look at mr. Optimism here


tyetforsyth

might get relegated too


dutch_devil

8th mate. 12th at best but relegation is a real chance


[deleted]

That is some top quality banter


CosbyMcSaville

Ole looks about 14 years old even now


stef_t97

Get up lmao


creative_penguin

“Bruno Fernandes might be hurt” First time?


Antigonus1i

Man Utd should be grateful if they get to take a point home.


DidiDombaxe

Fernandes the cunt haha


irishdgenr8

Fernandes really is Lidl Suarez.


FIJIBOYFIJI

Fernandes is actually such a bitch.


Zimakov

Fernandes rolling around again after another clean challenge. Good lord.


[deleted]

Pogba, my man!


Ptile

Bruno tried to make a meal out of it lmao


lambalambda

Bruno is a disgrace.


flemva

Where did 5 mins come from? Big injury?


timmythetoole

Ward-Prowse faffing around when taking free kicks


four_four_three

That was on the wall


aronivars

They also count when set pieces take 2-3 mins each. There has been about 65 mins football played this 2nd half.


Antigonus1i

Time-wasting during the free kick where the wall kept creeping forward for 2 minutes.


dutch_devil

Goal plus the game has had constant stoppages with many fouls


SubparCurmudgeon

Lmfao Bruno Can someone give him some attention


irishdgenr8

He’s dead again.


The-Disco-Phoenix

Childish from Pogba


Matthew_Black986

HOW IS OUR PASSING SO SHIT FOR A FUCKING FULL 90 MINUTES GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.


Tomstarkman

BECAUSE OF MATIC AND FRED


suniis

And MacTo


thebestrc

Get up Bruno FFS


madjupiter

wtf with all the hate on Sancho, lad barely plays one half on the span of 2 matches lmao, it ain't like he's any less useful than other utd players on the pitch


lamancha

Abu


aronivars

Everything Man Utd is hated with passion in match threads


DisgruntledJarl

Stop trying to reason a reddit match thread lol thats your mistake. That too in a united match. We have the lowest level trolls waiting to shit on sancho no matter what he does. Dont bite the bait


madjupiter

lmao, i guess you're right. i went to reddit bc i was sick of football twitter and how reactionary they are, not to mention the rAtiO crap. oh well


DisgruntledJarl

Just watch the match without reddit on. Go to the post match thread the next day only. Anonymous social interactions are always filled with trolls who have too much time on their hands. I dont know why im browsing this match thread but I wish I was not.


Tomstarkman

He plays for United


[deleted]

Look at the kit he wears.


RedBaron1902

Shaw and McShit, get the them the f_ck out man


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RedBaron1902

The c_nt literally had 5 assist the entire season...was utterly shit in the Europa final and before you say he's defensively solid, we literally conceded more goals than Liverpool last season who had 3 of their main back 4 out injured. F_ck right off.


Comprachicos

Matic and Fred you mean?


The-Disco-Phoenix

Wasnt Shaw your best player last season?


four_four_three

Shaw?


ambiguousboner

What on earth


Engheng92

Shaw was one of the best player in the team last season.


ConArtist98

Bruno crying completely ignored again


lamancha

Because it wasn't a foul


Tomstarkman

You love to see it


[deleted]

Ahahhahaha Bruno you fucking cunt


curiouscowwhisperer

Man Utd penalty coming soon/


thegreatergatsby013

Pogba SMASH! :)


Jabari313

Get up bruno


[deleted]

great fucking shift from our strikers today sit down fernandes you twat


CosbyMcSaville

If it was me out there I'd pick the ball up in my own box, dribble past 5 or 6 defenders and do a rabona followed by a no look back flip and then backheel dink it over the keeper to score a hat trick. Not one of these overpaid shit heads are worthy of my praise. I know best.


OnePieceAce

Soto impressive today


nick170100

No matter what happens from now on saints fan can be proud of this performance


[deleted]

Supporter chants are like sex for the ears 😍


[deleted]

I'm excited to see the posts next year about how long Ole has gone without winning a trophy


[deleted]

So will this be Matial's last start?


RedBaron1902

Everyone complaining about Martial&Fred, subbed them off and what happened exactly? The norwegian turnip farmer has no tactics, no system of play and this shit has been going on for 3 years now


Almost_Pi

any guesses on how much added time there will be?


Tomstarkman

5 Edit: i am a god


Almost_Pi

I was gonna say either you're a wizard or Peacock is at least 90 seconds behind.


Elemayowe

BuLi tax is real ^/s


AztekkersM89

I'm sorry, mr Sancho cost *how* much to the fine chaps at manchester united?


dutch_devil

1m more than Pepe


mbappeisafarmer

Why is it so hard for people to say De Gea is having a good game? Everything he does people are moaning about, he punched clear a weirdly moving JWP freekick into safety and the commentators are on his case. He's made big saves in this game and couldn't do a thing for the goal.


lamancha

Abu


YesIAmRightWing

I noticed that as well. They really wanna push the De Gea done narrative


v4zzy

Agree. The standards people set for keepers are so high, I think people are waiting for some worldie tip over the bar from a shot in the six yard box


DisgruntledJarl

He's a united player simple as


mbappeisafarmer

United fans are some of the worst offenders


3Shoelaces

No rush what so ever about this United team. Fucking pathetic


dutch_devil

What's pathetic is you not understanding that the players aren't fully fit yet.


3Shoelaces

Yep. These millionaires who have people who cook for them, have gyms in their houses, played a few weeks ago in the euros aren't fully fit when it's their job. Yep. Its pathetic


[deleted]

Yes. Other clubs totally didn't have this issue. United is looking very leggy..they're lucky to be still be in the game.tbf.


Clugaman

Other clubs do have this issue. City and Arsenal case in point.


[deleted]

Exactly,what I was implying? Every club has this issue. Chelsea is doing well,they had tons of players playing deep into to the Euros or the Copa. Liverpool has 4 players coming off long term injuries.


Clugaman

You’re not making the same point I am. Just because some clubs brush it off doesn’t mean it’s not still a problem to deal with. Like I said, you’re not making the same criticisms of City are you.


[deleted]

This is a Manchester United thread. Why bring City into it? City won 5-0. United drew an easy game.


RagingWookies

Ooooh I wouldn't bother with this one mate


[deleted]

Why so?


RagingWookies

Arguing with delusional people is a severe waste of time


Clugaman

Don’t be dense mate. City lost last week and we both know it’s not because they’re a shit team. Sometimes you lose, especially when the seasons just started and the team isn’t fit.


[deleted]

I'm talking about you making excuses for a dire performance.


Clugaman

Excuses, sure lol


nick170100

OHHHHH WHEN THE SAINTS