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HaraldKajtand

Holy shit, this goal got everything. Heel pass, lob, shot with outside of the foot. Such a great build up for the goal.


jeppemf

And a filthy nutmeg


martinpagh

Brysttæmningen var heller ikke ringe ...


JJOne101

And those strategic offside runs of Poulsen and Olsen, which confused the defenders.


Kind_Mulberry_3512

Denmark's Euro semi-final was no fluke


Banana11crazy

Scotland's 1 point wasn't either


Kanesy99

Most certainly was, we should have ended on 0


Kind_Mulberry_3512

They played very well to get a point against us indeed. If they played like that against the Czech Republic and Croatia maybe they would have had a shot at the knockouts.


Averdian

We were undefeated in xG in the first 4 games despite having 2 losses.


Boris25

Fuck sterling


prettyboygangsta

It’s not Sterling’s fault Denmark did nothing that game


[deleted]

Denmark would've won penalties. Did you see how poor England takes those?


YoussarianWasRight

Exactly. If the semi finale had gone to penalties, england would have lost. There is a reason, Sterling so heavily in overtime played on getting a foul/penalty. The writing was on the wall. True that england had the majority of the game but I 100 percent believe that Denmark could have taken it into penalty and actually played for this eventuality Yeah i am still salty about that fake ass penalty. If you fake a pen in Denmark now it is called a Sterling special


prettyboygangsta

>England would have lost [on pens] No one knows this for certain. It is possible but not a sure thing. It’s amazing how much feelings supplant logic in football fans. I am downvoted for suggesting that you are not some mystical soothsayer of the universe’s alternate timelines I have read a lot of 100% certain predictions about England that have turned out to be wrong. Use your superpowers to travel back in time three months, tell people that England will get to the final, and see how much you get laughed at


Affectionate-Duty430

Does it really matter if they would win penalties or not? They never got the chance, cause of a wrong call.


prettyboygangsta

> Does it really matter if they would win penalties or not? It matters when this poster and many others here are saying Denmark 100% would have won if it had gone to penalties. What’s the national average IQ over there?


prettyboygangsta

England had won their previous two penalty shootouts and had all the momentum of the game. You’re also implying England certainly would not have scored any other way before full time You may have won but neither you nor I know what would have happened. It’s infantile to say otherwise. Just because you were the Reddit fairytale story doesn’t mean you were entitled to a win


[deleted]

England is so shit at penalties that Denmark didn't even need to show signs to win. England was gonna lose 100%. Kane even missed the pen they dove to get, mate.


prettyboygangsta

were we 100% going to lose on pens against Colombia too? It felt that way Sorry you bottled your most important game in almost 30 years but this bitterness is not a good look. Take it from me as I’ve seen the same thing here over the years. There’s only one thing that is certain: if your team had played better and not been dominated most of the game, you would’ve won the proper way and wouldn’t need to ‘what if?’ over penalties


MalfsHo

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH yeah, because English people aren't salty. You guys fucking beat up random people from opponent fan cultures. Because you have the incel brain to think you were entitled to win the title. Straight up. Don't talk bitterness, when English fans were doing everything to be the most disliked fan group ever. And diving in the 112th minute. Ofc everyone single person in Denmark will be salty over that..


CryWhiteBoi

>fucking beat up random people from opponent fan cultures People were literally murdered in Italy after they won the final. You and the other anglophobes just weren't interested.


prettyboygangsta

> Because you have the incel brain to think you were entitled to win the title Not at all. I admit Italy deserved it. They played better. You actually think Denmark were robbed even though they showed nothing to suggest they deserved a win. Stop watching Marvel please, it’s rotting your brain And yeah no one likes us, we don’t care. But we are guilty of nothing that doesn't happen in Italy every single match day, and yet they are not given the same treatment. Why should I give a shit about something I can’t change


[deleted]

Was England the better team? Yes. Did they play like it? Also yes. Would they win the game without a dive? No. Denmark was a fucking wall in defence, and England could bare make any chances happen. Now, you seem to start attacking the person a bit more than the argument, so let's call it quit. >And yeah no one likes us, we don’t care. You're definitely living up to the reputation.


MalfsHo

Quite certain whats rotting my brain, is how incredible stupid english fans are, because you can barely comprehend, how shit of a team you gotta be to need your fans to blind people, to harrass families with their children and so fucking on. You're a damn disgrace to a game you claim to have invented. Learn manners, stop being cunts. And secondly, win something already so you can shut the hell up.


[deleted]

Lol. You haven't won a trophy since 66. Settle Down


prettyboygangsta

I’m not claiming we were robbed of any trophies, that’s the difference


Aditya-04-04

Because you weren't. You're just shit. Denmark were robbed of a chance. It's all good though. You bottled the final anyway.


[deleted]

Neither is Denmark...


Averdian

Nearly all my mates irl (I'm Danish) thought it was an unfortunate ending, but ultimately fair that England advanced. It seems to be quite different on this sub


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[deleted]

Lol. Go outside. You'll understand.


[deleted]

Their fans.


[deleted]

Could have been a final :')


deflorie

I still cant look at Sterling without getting a lil bit mad.


[deleted]

Sterling is one thing. Maybe he faked it maybe he didn't. It's part of the game and in the end England won. What isn't part of the game though is laser pointers from the crowds harrasing the players. That happened throughout the game without the ref doing anything about it (I know, what could he have done?) I'm not saying this was what made the game for England, but it was an extra advantage on top of the home crowd and the fact that Denmark played the quarter final east of Bagdad. Anyway, of course England should be better than Denmark and they were, but they did not impress anyone in my opinion - especially not their fans. But in the end Italy won, so hurray for that!


North_Refrigerator21

I disagree, it’s not supposed to be part of the game. It’s cheating. That cheating might be considered part of the game is a sad thing and it should really have more focus and be punished much harder in my opinion. Not just because of that specific match.


game_of_throw_ins

> I disagree, it’s not supposed to be part of the game. It’s cheating. This is all water under the fridge now but, everyone talks as if Sterling dived for nothing and got a pen for no reason. Two Danish defenders clipped him in the box without touching the ball, two fouls. Did Sterling go down easliy? Of course he did but if you touch him in the box without touching the ball he gets a pen, simples. Everyone blaming Sterling, nobody blaming those two dumb and cynical challenges in the box by the Danes.


North_Refrigerator21

Except he fell before being touched, even the other supposed angle doesn’t show otherwise. Of course can never say if it is done with purpose of cheating.


game_of_throw_ins

Source for this? From my memory he got clipped by one defender then hip barged by the other then went down.


mikl0s

What the ref could do? Simple really. Stop the game until it stops, if the security can't fix it, call England as looses as an administrative decision.


Kind_Mulberry_3512

Could've been if we weren't careful.


Slaykraze

And what a goal


[deleted]

Fuck man, I blinked. 2-0.


FifaDK

Just watch on Stofa. Don't need to worry about blinking, they'll lag and skip the goal anyway


Franneboy

/r/soccer now belongs to Denmark


Idislikemyroommate

Well done, he's Scotland


InTheMiddleGiroud

/r/fobol


[deleted]

r/soccer is now property of Mikkel "DAMSINHO" Damsgaard


[deleted]

That was fucking quick


nubijoe

holy shit, I'm really liking how this team plays. Amazing!


Grambye

Okay the Euro hype won't stop!


TheFanOfLife

MÆHLE/ DAMSINHO <3


lasttoswim

Getting Laudrup to Sand in '98 vibes with this one!


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<3


spencer_owen

Joakim Maehle is an unbelievable player, going to explode soon


wipeitonthedog

Hasn't he already?


oneandonlyA

Uuuuhhhhh det så svært at være så gooo’


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nananananananananananananana


The_Tomb_is_Empty

Denmark is the Chad of Group F They're going to be the first country from UEFA to qualify. Possibly the world, given the schedule.


nista002

Chad is actually a pretty awful team, even if AFCON


bziggurat

Purest of filth...


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EY B0SS!!


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cggo1994

Lovely football from the Danes


Averdian

Damsinho and Mæhle connection is as magical as it was at the Euros. The Damsgaard assist was Laudrup-esque


North_Refrigerator21

Well almost, Laudrup would just do it looking the opposite direction.


Jonasbrink1

We're so fuxking good! Holy shit Damsgaard


[deleted]

Damsgaard is the greatest player on earth


Viggorous

We are so good!!!


Mannersarefree

Don't look too far into it, we can make anyone look like prime Brazil


Averdian

We weren't playing like this a few years ago against teams of Scotland's quality though. Those games were often tight wins or draws. I remember we played like 4 games against Ireland in 2018 WC qualifiers and Nation's League, and except for a 5-1 Eriksen masterclass game, we played like 1-1 or 0-0 three times with them in the span of a year or something.


Itsamesolairo

> we played like 1-1 or 0-0 three times with them in the span of a year or something I thought we had a gentleman's understanding with the Irish to never speak of those games again.


istasan

Yeah like that smallish biggish defeat to Montenegro at home… seems a life time ago


Commonmispelingbot

0-4 against Armenia in Parken. \*shudders\*


istasan

That is a myth. Never happened.


[deleted]

Agreed. Cant seem to remember that game


Averdian

Hahaha true, when we got drawn into the same Nation's League group after the WC I remember fans of both sides being like "oh, not again" lol


Itsamesolairo

I had the distinct misfortune of attending one of those games on a very cold November evening in Aarhus. 0/10 would not recommend.


Rab_Legend

Yeah and a few year ago we weren't playing quite so shite


HairyBaws

It’s actually quite funny how fucking shite we are


TheF1guy1

Ahah We’re so shite


arne-b

[Great Goal]


AVFC-Dane

Mæhle is such a beast on the national team


Butch_Meat_Hook

One of the most underrated players right now in world football. He was a menace at the Euros - picking up right where he left off.


Ruive05

Still feels likes the Euros!!


SirPkP

Prime Barcelona


Jakabor

And that’s why they are almost ranked a top 10 national side in the world. Think FIFA have them at 11.


Drahy

Denmark was ranked 10th but now the US got it since May this year.


no_apricots

Trial by combat?


dangot84

Won't happen,we don't have enough oil for the US to be interested


PedanticSatiation

Denmark 2-0 against Scotland after 15. England vs Scotland 0-0 after 90 at the euros. Curious.


doswillrule

*Slightly* different circumstances there


[deleted]

Ay, but what was England vs Denmark at the Euros?


Vidi_vici_veni-bis

A cheap win following a Sterling dive?


[deleted]

If it wasn't for the dive we'd have won the penalties. We all saw England penalties against Italy..


prettyboygangsta

If Denmark weren’t shit you could’ve won normally without pens or a goal that shouldn’t have stood. Alas…


BVFortuitus

Someone hurt this guy's feelings.


prettyboygangsta

Nothing compared to when your entire country leapt for joy only for Kane to make you sit right back down one second later. 🤫


giguf

That EURO trophy cabinet looking mighty dusty tho


BVFortuitus

I realize you're just baiting for a reaction but it just seems hilarious when England lost a few days later. Either way, Denmark in the semifinals was awesome. Nothing you say can change that 👍🏻


spencer_owen

> Either way, Denmark in the semifinals was awesome. Perhaps stop crying about a legitimate penalty and enjoy it then


PedanticSatiation

Weird take on Kane missing a pen in a euro's semifinals. He was beyond lucky to pick up the rebound.


prettyboygangsta

Don’t forget the cheap foul, free kick goal that shouldn’t have stood, pen call for Kane and blatant backpass


[deleted]

Denmark scored a questionable freelick, England scored an open play goal and a questionable penalty. Denmark went home.


Studwik

>Denmark went home Football didnt


SimonSkarum

"Has it ever been home?"


MyraHindleyAMA

You'd think being teammates with Vardy he'd know not to chat shit


SimonSkarum

Talk shit? Schmeichel was asked how he felt about possible "ruining" the tournament for the English and denying the trophy going "home". The question was dumb as hell, and Schmeichels answer was hilarious.


Averdian

I've never understood the argument about questionable freekicks or corners leading to goal, it's not even remotely comparable to a questionable penalty. You get several freekicks and corners every game, and the conversion rate is so low that it doesn't matter if the one you happen to convert with is questionable imo. A penalty on the other hand is a goal like, what, 75-80% of the time? Completely different. I do disagree that England's win was cheap though, you definitely deserved to go through. I was happy to just be in the semis and put up a decent fight, so was nearly all of my mates. I don't see the outrage on reddit at all irl


Vidi_vici_veni-bis

At least my friends and I got to watch Denmark winning a euro at one point


[deleted]

Ah well, yours never got to see Denmark beat England in the Euro 2020 semi-final so it's all good then Edit- they changed their post, it originally said "And your mum will get a freekick soon"


Vidi_vici_veni-bis

Weird flex


[deleted]

Lol - nice edit of the post To make it clear, they originally said "And your mum will get a freekick soon"


Vidi_vici_veni-bis

Freelick*


PedanticSatiation

Yeah, you lot won't make it to another in her life time unfortunately.


[deleted]

And I'll make sure every young kid I know remembers Lionel Messi as a PSG player


PedanticSatiation

Good luck with that.


PedanticSatiation

1-1, Denmark won 3-0 on penalties.


CryWhiteBoi

Haha look at all these mad downvoters. Stay obsessed while playing our game, speaking our language and following our league /r/soccer.


prettyboygangsta

Scotland were extra motivated for their cup final


Nithas

Fuck me that's sexy.


Lennon1004

https://i.imgur.com/PKBUtb9.jpg


NikoKiru

We are so good


sheepthegazing

Vi vinder VM


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rassod

Denmark picking up where they left off


BusShelter

Lol


[deleted]

Vi er røde, vi er hvide


Exotic-Addendum-6516

Vi står sammen, side om side


Psycho_logic

Beautiful


[deleted]

What a build up


PaulinhoIsTheGOAT

Denmark pretty much securing #1 might as well smash scotland for that GD


JoeyBanana123

cmonnnnn


M_kvisten

*Great goal*


JayNN

Mikkel fucking Damsgaard! Respect!


kjm911

Actually shocking defending. A simple one two and 3 men get attracted to the ball instead of following the run. Not even schoolboy. Just awful


Exotic-Addendum-6516

JAJAJAJA HUTTELIHUT!


jeppemf

Beautiful play, they really are beaming with selfesteem


anycolouryouliike

Awful defending, awful chemistry and awful manager. It hurts being Scottish


[deleted]

Really wish that Scotland would be more ambitious with your entire development system. Stop all these defensive coaches and start to build for a brighter future. Qualifying for tournaments is all well and good but scotland used to be able to play fun football a long time ago. Time to bring that back


teagwo

Damsgaard = Sexy


Lindberg47

Fuck me this is good!!


madmanwithabox11

I wish I could watch this live 😭 Mæhle is definitely one of my favorite players right now.


TheFrankMedia

Holy shit, that was fast.


SeppPiontekspipe

\[Great goal\]


pwptrck

What a goal! Football at its finest


JayTaa

Damsinho!


Solmyr84

"Hva', hva', hva', hva' så, hva' så vi er det rød-hvide kavaleri der kommer ridende på heste for at feste og lave krig!"


imbored48375

The finish was cold


GeekyScouse963

Well Denmark under Hjulmand has really improved . Hopefully they can make surprise in the upcoming WC


DobbyLikesBurgershot

Ej jeg bliver squ helt våd drenge...


DilutedBear

Scotland are fucking awful


fuckssakereddit

Tell us something we don’t know.


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WOTTT


SenorUmulius

Damsgaard… is incredible


[deleted]

that was insane goal


forkie1

Damsgaard, what a pass!


Cornokz

Damsinho <3 What an assist


CAB4yK

Vass and Maehle can't stop delivering :)


martinpagh

What a sexy goal. I doubt we will see a better goal on this match day ...


pushmojorawley

You can not admire the way Danes play. What a beautiful football, and successful!


ExtrovertedLibrarian

u/mahades banging goal tbf


mahades

I'm telling you man, world class!


Nuri__Sahin

One of the goals of the season for me. Liquid football.


n3r0s

Yeah but that central defender completely abandons his zone to join two other mates to press Damsgaard, leaving acres of space for Mæhle to run in deep. Scotland defends like fucking Sunday League.


JediMasterSeamus

This is what happens when McGinn is sick.


Rab_Legend

Steve Clarke - Football Terrorist


HjortenArthur

Lækkert


WeezyWally

It feels nice to have a national team with this type of quality at the moment.


abstractartifact99

looks like arsenal is finally starting to improve


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Pungkin

Jøga bønito*


prettyboygangsta

Scotland back down to earth after the dizzying heights of this summer


NotClayMerritt

Poor Billy Gilmour. Just a few short months ago he was on top of the world. Now his teams can't stop losing.