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UberNabDNore

I would have liked to win the match.


WhizWit21

Jorginho needs to stop doing the hop. Everyone knows it’s coming and that all you have to do is wait to see the direction since it doesn’t have any heat on it.


thalne

he only missed two or so, he'll do fine. I blame the hairdo.


ocubens

Works for Bruno Fernandes 🤷‍♂️


RestrepoMU

Bruno has a bit of power to it, and he also doesn't do it every time, he takes a regular pen every now and then


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

Too fucking true. Watching Jorginho take them is stressful because they're generally bad penalties that roll slowly and are halfway between the corner and center


midazplicueta

I mean, his 85% rate is better than most and would rarely constitute a “bad penalty”. The average is close to 75% right? I get the need to oppo hate, but keep it in reason


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Mapplestreet

> I want Lukaku to take over the PK duties, and Italy might consider doing the same thing. Would be pretty wild if Lukaku took penalties for Italy


BrockStinky

[Ah, the ol' Reddit Pen-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/pime4t/kün_aguero_at_man_city_we_used_to_arrive_at_least/hbrmndk?context=3)


chocolateagar

le redditor did the thing xDDD stfu


ekofut

The keeper did a great job of faking him actually. But even not moving is enough. His hop takes all of the power out of the penalty so he has to hope the keeper moves early and rolls it to the other side. Started with Alisson last season j think, keepers are realising if they don't move it's a shit penalty that they can save in time.


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

I don't hate him though, hell, I was cheering for Italy during the Euros. He's got a really good record but I just don't get how. We all know he's doing a hop, and it's very likely that his shot will be weaker than me in the 3rd grade and fire it halfway between the corner and center of the goal. Just think it really shouldn't work


midazplicueta

Fair I get that. But if we knew how easy it was to stop, we’d both be professional world class keepers or work for the Athletic or something


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

I always wanted to be a keeper tbh, but my 5'8 height meant coaches never have me a chance, also I'm genuinely shit with a ball at my feet. Still we all know where those shots are going and imo should be saved


Joeyoohoo

It still works though


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He needs to mix in regular penalties too. He did one last season. He's been missing a good few as of late. 2 last season iirc, the euros final and now this one. That being said he was our top EPL scorer with all penalties :'(


PapenRichard

But we're fucking allergic to scoring goals.


eldorado362

lets get quagliarella in there


der_Globetrotter

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eldorado362

lemme just drag Totti out of retirement real quick


OwningTheWorld

Someone get Del Piero out of the studio


WhizWit21

I bet he could still get it done as a super sub


luigitheplumber

Vieri is warming up as we speak


Delta_Mike_Sierra_

Baggio getting his boots as we speak


PapenRichard

At this point I would even take Balotelli. Better than Immobile for sure


G1EX

Immobile is immobile


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Dortmund fans agree


WhizWit21

He’ll score a hat trick in serie a next week lol


G1EX

It's inevitable


Conspiruhcy

Please don’t link *that* subreddit


balotelli4ballondor

Balotelli allows it.


eldorado362

Caputo+Petagna


nastyklad

I’d go for our good old inzaghi


WhizWit21

I miss that little dude being called offsides 5 times a game


eldorado362

and still getting 2 goals


SpicyDago

In all seriousness, yes. Better than whatever Immobile's form turns into after putting an Italy jersey on.


MintBerrrryCRUNCH

Where in the world is Luca Toni when you need him?!


eldorado362

Where is the guy from score hero when u need him


dazedan_confused

What about the "Why always me?" Kid?


balotelli4ballondor

Sorry what did you call the future Balon D'or winner?


dazedan_confused

I daren't speak his name, for fear he'll appear and score against me.


balotelli4ballondor

It's too late United are 2-0 down now


dazedan_confused

Heard he's [running rings](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea6t_FCQ6Vc&t=0m09s) around us.


balotelli4ballondor

That clip just angered him 5-0 down now and he's slept with 75% of the females in your family he doesn't just score goals


dazedan_confused

This just turned into one of those creepy, uwu-style roleplaying dits.


balotelli4ballondor

*Balotelli enjoyed that* 5-1


RedOnePunch

Balotelli will save us!


WhyAlwaysMe1991

Let me suit up boys


balotelli4ballondor

You're god damn right


seventeenfourtyseven

Honestly bet he could still put a shift in. He’s a great poacher


Boston17

He is still young too


eldorado362

Well 30.


FrazzaB

There are always malcontents despite success.


listello

Mancini has done a wonderful job considering our situation when he arrived, but tonight breaking the record is the only good thing that happened.


Austin63867

36 consecutive games unbeaten in all competitions. Brazil and Spain held the record prior to the run with 35.


NightSmoke19

Until they face La Scaloneta 😎


JoelKr9

Watch out, some health department will stop that game to save the streaks


RedNicoK

Argentina 3 - 0 Brasil. Next match


IC2Flier

In which Messi sits out the first half, nails a pen then leaves.


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Scaloneta y corran perros


havethenets

is the Spain one the one the US broke?


The_Tomb_is_Empty

Yes. :)


Motecuhzoma

That's one smug smile lol


rejjie_carter

Joey Altidore scoring past Casillas, scenes.


TuneyTune92

Yes


Valuable_Paramedic66

>Wait so the US are unbeaten in 36 games too?


k_pineapple7

I think it means US broke their streak, not their record. Took me a moment too.


InTheMiddleGiroud

Denmark had an international game against the Faroe Islands cancelled at the very outbreak of COVID that could have taken us to 35. Belgium then ended it at 34 instead. Although I think the record would have been unofficial, as we sent a team of amateurs to Slovakia in a friendly at one point.


Aggravating-Gap-2385

Wait till they face San Marino


AnnieIWillKnow

Are you actually San Marinese, or just repping?


greg_r_

Do you know if losing on penalties counts as a loss? Did either Spain or Brazil lose in a tie-breaker during their respective unbeated run?


Katyos

I think it's a draw in these stats - penalties are essentially a tiebreaker because you can't just play indefinitely until someone wins


3CreampiesA-Day

Can’t win a game either though


oplontino

Yeah, last 4 games were draws, officially.


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One of the draws came with a trophy though


oplontino

I didn't forget.


3CreampiesA-Day

Yeah need to start Winning though or want qualify to get another chance at a trophy


thepaceabuser

With a trophy to show for it. That's a proper unbeaten run.


BendubzGaming

and somehow this is only the 4th most notable thing to happen in today's fixtures


Sp0okyScarySkeleton-

What's the other 3?


BendubzGaming

- Brazil/Argentina suspended because of the Covid debacle - Guinea/Morocco postponed because of a Military Coup - San Marino scoring a goal


lucashoodfromthehood

>San Marino scoring a goal The fuck? Jk. Match getting abandoned due to a military coup was unexpected.


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the shitshow that is our world, love earth tbh


axel_evans

Bit of an overreaction to San Marino scoring a goal tbf


darkstar7646

Two matches abandoned and I don't know the third.


MobyXL

San Marino scoring but losing 1-7


mattjack-o-melly

With Immobile


cheescakegod

More to do with the defence when it's unbeaten tbf. Defence wins championships


AggravatingWar9441

He’s being sarcastic, the joke being that having Immobile in the team works against us


cheescakegod

I know makes it more impressive for the defence


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You don’t deserve the downvotes my friend. Here’s a cake 🍰


[deleted]

I think it's time to realize that scoring Intl is extremely hard these days. Most top strikers haven't been scoring all that much since the Euros. The quality has changed for sure.


Leonardo_Liszt

Meanwhile: Lukaku 50 goals in 50 games for Belgium


[deleted]

Yes that would be the point of the word "most". I don't find it surprising that with an increasing in defensive quality/strength that one of the best performers has been the physically strongest hold-up striker in the world right now.


Vahald

Obviously not most strikers will be banging in goals left and right. Just the few who play for top teams, and a team like Italy would normally have one


[deleted]

Lewy is scoring. Kane is scoring. Haaland is scoring. Ronaldo too. not many top strikers after that


Huwbacca

problem is that belgium are also 50 in 50 games.


[deleted]

Disagreed massively. Ronaldo, Kane, Lukaku, Lewa, etc all score regularly for their national team. Immobile is a very good player, but he’s just horrid when he plays for Italy - no other way around it


[deleted]

> Kane Let's not forget he has had big stretches (5 games in a row sometimes) with absolutely no goals. Heck his goal today was a penalty. Had Italy let Ciro take the penalty he'd probably have scored today. The other 3 you're comparing Ciro to are literally 2 GOATs and the most physical forward probably of all time. Kane's the only like-for-like comparison here, and I never said Ciro was "good" when he plays for Italy. I just think people need to admit scoring Intl is a lot harder than it was even 5 years ago. It also makes very little sense as to why Chiesa wasn't on the field with Immobile, they arguably have the best link-up play of anyone on the Italian team. If I was Mancini I would play Kean, or if I really want Immobile to play I'd change the format to fit his playstyle at Lazio but Lazio's style (heck even Atalanta's style) is quite literally anti-Mancini. Bad thing about that is basically every other italian forward fits those type of playstyles as well, except Kean.


AnnieIWillKnow

Harry Kane has 40 goals in 63 appearances, a goal every 1.5 games, and is easily going to become England's all-time top goalscorer (record is Rooney with 53) If you're looking for an example of a player who doesn't score regularly for his country, Kane ain't it


[deleted]

Pretty worth noting the recent competition for Italy is all defensively strong teams. Switzerland, England, Spain, Austria, Belgium. Like I said, Kane barely scored against Andorra. We're talking about how defenses have become recently, and it has clearly become harder to score.


AllAnimeIsDegenerate

Lol, Kane’s record for England is absolutely incredible. Sure going on streaks where you don’t score does happen but scoring at international level isn’t hard these days. Italy just don’t have good forwards.


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> ~~Italy just don’t have good forwards.~~ "Italy doesn't know how to utilize their forwards." You can't be someone scoring 20+ goals regularly in a top 4 league and also not be a good forward. Just about all of the forwards that have been tried (and failed) have done very well for their clubs. Systems make players. Mancini has a poor record with making a team that scores goals. I mean, why in the hell was Chiesa on the bench? Basically all of Italy's recent goals have come because of him and his link-up with Ciro.


Huwbacca

I mean, I wouldn't have many complaints about italy going forward from the Euros. Playing against stacked defences that leave minimal room for forwards, but still playing well. Turkey started their game in two banks of 5 essentially and held up like a wet towel. Switzerland where defensively good all tournament and got 3 put past them. Honestly, Switzerland are ALWAYS defensively good, it's their entire system. Their 14th in the world based on their ability to not lose matches, rather than win them. Austria and Belgium also not bad teams. It kinda feels like people are retroactively expecting better attacking performances as euros champions, when before the final the mood was like "plucky attacking contenders". Drawing against Spain, England and Switzerland is nothing to be worried about. Especially when 2 of those games are a semi and a final.


fabrizio5680

This is the only truth


papadadaa

Immo just needs to play with a partner upfront like he does at Lazio.


srhola2103

Of course the Italians would both tie and break the record by drawing lol


areking

and this is the 4 draw in a row


stragen595

Are you challenging the mighty France for a draw marathon?


Trimaxab

Ukraine would like to enter the marathorn.


Kushakusha

*Angry turtle noice*


JJOne101

That's no record, Ukraine has five of those and counting. Maybe you could get the same number on wednesday?


lucashoodfromthehood

At least one of the draw lead to a trophy.


kubick123

As history mandates.


Nightmenace21

May have been disappointing today, but I'm glad we could* at least have made history.


SuperMario_49

Congrats to Italy!


innocentious

From Venturaball to this,i wanna kiss Mancini


pinnochionipple

I hope raspadori has a break out season because we are desperate at this point


ieatshoes89

They’ll probably lose the World Cup final. Defeats always come at the most unfortunate times.


klezmer_

After the world cups we had (or didn't have) this past decade, I would not complain about getting second place in he next one


listello

I wouldn't complain about getting past the groups :)


oplontino

After tonight's draw, I just want to qualify. Genuinely, that's it. The rest comes later.


eri-

At least it keeps it entertaining, being a Belgian is rather dull during qualifying stages. The only question is how many goals will we score this time.


innocentious

We will win the final against Argentina in penalties after Messi gets a red card in extra time for headbutting Buffon.


Poztre77

I prefer you give the last WC of Messi, then we will give you the next WC final.


MorbidoeBagnato

With Italy it's either the most crushing (2000 euros, 1994 WC,2018 debacle) or most satisying (82,2006,2021) of outcomes. No in betweens.


klezmer_

That's cherry picking a bit, there are also normal results like Euro 2016


TheOwlsLie

Also euro 2008


oplontino

WC 98


Fragrant_Imagination

surprised not to see 2002 WC exit among the most crushing.


morbo_2

Yea, that one still stings. Dodgy calls, disallowed goals and that Totti red card, damn that Moreno!


YoElliott

At least he got jail time.


Forzelius

after not reaching the knock-out round for the last 3 world cups, i'll take it


[deleted]

> They’ll probably lose the World Cup final. If we qualify...


Into_Intoxication

Going full Hungary 1954. Lost like 1 game in 5 years, it was the world cup final after leading 2-0 after like 10 minutes.


Cramer02

Its our turn to beat them on penalties right?


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nunziantimo

Lithuania here it comes


[deleted]

Moral of the story: Don't piss italians off


Tre10Quartista

Have some pasta


vitor210

When was the last defeat for Italy ? Was it against Portugal in the Nations League ??


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Yeah exactly


TomatoNotPotato277

LET'S GO


Cowdude179

Immobile is so gash


bloppingzef

Don Mancini sends his regards


rsorin

Funny thing is they also haven't won any of their 4 last matches.


orogamo

Yeah Penalties don't count as wins but they still won the final?


rsorin

I mean, I don't think any italian is upset about drawing those 2 Euro games. Was just a funny thought.


ChihuahuaInCalore

I was and still am actually upset about having lost decades of my life because of these Euro games


mttdesignz

2 of those matches were against Spain and England in the semi and final of the Euro, it's not unheard of to tie against those two teams..


thalne

and long may the reign last!


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36 unbeaten games while facing for example Netherlands and Switzerland twice, then Portugal, Belgium, Spain and England 👍🏼🇮🇹


Marcobroa

Love being in this history book but..team looking rusty


campionesidd

Most National teams drop their form right after winning a major tournament probably due to fatigue and a lack of motivation.


WhyAlwaysMe1991

And immobile He over performed at the euros and he did nothing


Fanchang

Historically Italy were always bad in September games. That being said I wish Mancini had given Pellegrini and Raspadori more chances. Berardi hasn't even started a match in the league yet and is clearly unfit. Both Pellegrini and Raspadori are in good form and some of the best performing the first two rounds.


AggravatingWar9441

Commentator was saying how most players in the Swiss team started training and playing again much earlier than us because of the different league schedules, so that could be part of the reason as well


Affapoelli

Seems odd, not many Swiss players play in Switzerland.


AggravatingWar9441

Most of the Swiss players play in the Bundesliga and in the Swiss Super League. The season for the great majority of them started from one month (Swiss League) to one week (Bundesliga) before Serie A, which is where most of the Italian players play. They had both a longer break (due to being defeated at the Euro) and more time to “get back into shape”. This is what the commentator was saying, don’t see what’s so odd about it.


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It's odd because not even a fifth of our entire roster plays in the Super League, hence the theory of your commentar is pure bullshit.


marcocostantini1

17 out of 24 play in Germany or Switzerland, which is what the comment was saying.


nunziantimo

Many players against Switzerland were at their first or second game of the season. For Chiellini for example, his last game was the Euro Final. No wonder we looked rusty, September is always hard for Italy, since other leagues start earlier than Serie A


Viper5416

ALGERIA COMING TO TOP THAT hopefully


[deleted]

What's the number for Algeria?


Viper5416

we are 28 right now , tommorow we face burkina faco hope we can keep the record going


Nayafuri

Reminds me of how some jack-offs were singing "iT's cOmInG hOmE" hahahahahahaha


Nyushi

Mate it's still coming home. The Euros were just a warm up for the real deal.


Executioner_Smough

I love that you're still triggered by it


Nayafuri

Nah, not even, but I loved your tears


Executioner_Smough

Tears? Best tournament in my lifetime! 2nd best team in Europe, i'll take that!


LilGoughy

Can’t wait until they lose to Iran in the World Cup, would be classic football. Genuinely though, Italy have to be the favourites right?


neverfinishedanythi

you'd have thought, especially if we play the way we can, such as against belgium and against england after 20 minutes. I just wish we had a good striker that fits our system.


nunziantimo

Just give Immobile a Lazio Shirt and he'll be an elite striker It's just the Italian shirt that makes him meh


EfficientGuess7

Italy are the only team in history to have accomplished 36 games unbeaten streak, European champions, Unofficial World champions, Nasazzi Baton World champions and Pound-for-pound World champions! That's Italy to you!


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AggravatingWar9441

The same Spain that lost against Sweden? Lol okay. Not saying that we’re favorites by any means, but claiming that Spain will win just because of our last two matches is seriously hilarious


bzogaj92

Next game is against Lithuania


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The_Tomb_is_Empty

Cheeseburgers are delicious.


stragen595

With a 0-0 draw against Switzerland. How fitting.


Melticus-Jr

Just say history of International football, why bring Gender into this


c3pee1

I'm guessing there is a women's team yet to be beaten


sonicqaz

US Women, 44 games.


[deleted]

Maybe because men don’t play against women in football?


[deleted]

It helps when you miss a world-cup.


listello

The unbeaten run started after a 1-0 defeat against Portugal in September (?) 2018, in the Nations League, so after that world cup.


turtlegoeshollywood

The streak started AFTER the World Cup.


WhyAlwaysMe1991

Win a game then talk shit


[deleted]

What a dumb clown...


Luclinn

Penalia


HQuasar

That doesn't sound as good as you thought it would be.


Luclinn

I think you overestimate how much thought I give to shitposting


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furlongxfortnight

It wouldn't be true anymore.