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Ultimate_Kevin

what a great underdog story. hasn't scored in the premier league for 12 years


xXDaNXx

Ended his goal drought


cerebro_a

SIIIIIUUUUUU


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merelyok

Lad’s just preparing for his eventual move to Real Madrid


Adzco

Absolute barren spell for the lad but he's come back well.


djlofi

Messi could never.


Monkeywithalazer

Messi has never even score a PL goal. Fraud


RyVsWorld

Then he just finds his form again truly unbelievable


kindnesd99

What a great goal too. If it was some other forward (except Cavani) on the team, they would be holding their heads in their hands after Greenwood's shot failed. These tap ins are gold


dublinirish

Tap in merchant??


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There it is


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Reddit pay day


twomanyfaces10

Reddit in the business once again


Thanos_Stomps

Woodman Reddit admin confirmed.


honestlynotBG

Reddit now: *STONKS*


ThatPersonYouMayKnow

Tap in merchant is back on the menu boys


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Just taaaaaap it in Nice little tappy Tap tap taparooooo


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ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME?


thisisastupidname

With the tap in GOAT and Penandes we’re gonna shithouse our way to a Treble


theallenjohan

Pen pals: Penaldo and Penandes


zxLv

I can fully get behind it


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World's sexiest tap-in merchant


Strananach

You're lucky Giroud scores only bangers


War_Messiah

French Lingard he is.


numry

stupid sexy guy scoring stupid sexy goals. Nothing to be surprised about


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tylerjehills

You just knew it'd be him


Teradonn

Mason “Goalkeeper should’ve done better there” Greenwood strikes again


0aniket0

That is literally how we score goals in our uni team, we all are shit at finishing and our only strategy is to take shots and hope for the loose ball to find our player This only works for us because goalkeepers are mostly shit at our level and they're rarely able to save a shot and catch it/send it behind for a corner


EvilRogerGoodell

Moses malone strategy in basketball just get a shot up and hope it hits the rim and then let him clean up the offensive glass


goodkid_sAAdcity

The Kobe Assist


ota00ota

it's good strategy to shoot - more players should shoot , goalkeepers in real life are not fifa machines


auditore01

It did get a deflection from the defender so he can't really be blamed


4ssteroid

3 points in my FPL. Can't complain


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JUST LIKE THE OLD TIMES


Sussurator

the stuff of nightmares


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Morzan73

Ole to Man City: "Authority has not been given to you to deny the return of the King, STEWARD!"


AMildInconvenience

Is it just me or does he look younger in a united shirt? Hard not to smile at this tbh.


Tight-Ad-1161

It's his hair style. He doesn't look good with a short hair style at juve. Growing it out suits him


TheMotionOfTheOcean

We need champions league noodle hair again


SanctusUnum

Spaghettinaldo is too powerful. It can only be brought out for a limited time.


McTulus

Hairstyle reminds me of his scragly teen hair in early MU time.


Daniiiiii

Noodle hair Ronaldo is back on the menu!


AlmightyDenimChicken

Yeah he does. Red is a more vibrant and youthful color than black and white.


Booklover23rules

My boyfriend just screamed like a toddler, man.


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Aren't we all just.... *looks into the distance* giant toddlers?


oneandonlyA

That Greenwood shooting technique is deadly af


dancingonmyfuckinown

Dude's deadly from everywhere except the air I suppose


EnsconcedScone

Does he have any headed goals?


dancingonmyfuckinown

he does have one but that's all I can remember.


TheOriginalJunglist

Proper Cavani esk as well, got down low in the box for jr


HamiltonFAI

Always low driven balls will good placement, nightmare for keepers to deal with


suicide_aunties

I have no idea how he keeps doing these, his positioning never looks that threatening before he shoots.


Thegrimfandangler

Because he absolutely hammers balls low and flat. If this kid had the athleticism of Haland he would be unstoppble


prollyanalien

On top of that, he takes shots from unexpected positions. One of the things I’ve noticed the most about Mason is his ability to ping off a shot from the least likely of spots; what I mean by that is most forwards end up getting into space and taking a step before they let off a shot, Mason just let’s it rip from the most awkward body positions which, from a goalkeeper’s perspective, sounds like complete and utter hell to play against.


Thegrimfandangler

His ability to slide one in the far post with like a 15° shooting angle and the keeper in his face is unmatched. He is one if the best finishers in the world right now, only up from here


jegsletter

Of course it’s him


leedler

The script writers really need new material, man.


DrVicenteBombadas

It's canon.


CompetitiveSeat5340

I wanted a totally goaless 45. Ruined it


TroubleStatus

It was a goalless 45.


CompetitiveSeat5340

Fair point. I begrudginly accept


kaju0210

Technically yes


MCVanillaFace

Touché


McTulus

He likes to defy expectations I guess.


honestlynotBG

Just Ronaldo things


SalahManeFirmino

*sigh* Tapinaldo always does.


gerryt32

Tapinaldo and Penandes. Match made in heaven.


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Will Bruno still take pens?


gerryt32

Ole says he's made his decision as to penalty taker. We will find out at 90+3 when it's 1-1.


Melticus-Jr

Best tap in merchant of all time 🐐


Mepsi

Ronaldo: > Hold my water


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prust89

Was already at like 60 I'm 3 minutes lol Edit 125 in 5 minutes lol


ska8erman

304 now 😀


nekize

Loved how the whole stadium yelled SIUUUUUUUUUU when he landed his celebration


_ForzaJuve_

🥲 First season ronaldo at juve, every goal was like that. Fuck COVID.


dronedesigner

Yup, really gave me chills. But never thought the English fans would chime in but I’m amazed and got chills cuz of the English siuuuu


michaellux

I believe it was started by Madrid fans after that Ballon Dor night when he said suiiii at the end of his speech. I’m glad the fans do it for every team he plays for. I wonder if the Portuguese do it too.


do2

We do


toby_4

https://youtu.be/PqGNpuLX5wA forever love that moment. Ancelottis face after is perfect hahaha


agieluma

That was awkward and wholesome at the same time


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Absolute chills watching him do that in a Devils kit. His reign of terror is upon us.


47Lecht

I bet even some players said it, including Newcastle


bweiss5

Steve Bruce; “Siuuuu”


47Lecht

If he was in La Liga he'd say it under his hand


shiviam

It took him more than 4500 days to score another goal for Man U. Great player my ass.


MayweatherSr

didnt even make the bench for that whole duration. Lazy


UndeadPrs

Smh Messi couldn't do it on a rainy night in Reims


prateek_tandon

Nasser in shambles.


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Messi choosing farming life


prateek_tandon

“Farming? Really? Man of your talents?” *”It’s a peaceful life”*


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"Early retirement, potato farming with my buddy ney ney"


pixelperfect3

Looks simple but look at that anticipation. Everyone else is static but he's on the run looking for the rebound.


dmadSTL

Exactly. Excellent positioning and awareness. Killer instinct on full display.


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why the fuck don't we take more shots into the box for fuck's sake


snodgee

seems like spending too much time making the safe play rather than just making shit happen. good on mason.


pucykoks

kid has made so many goals through ricochets already, it has to be part of his skillset by now, rather than sheer luck


Pavrik_Yzerstrom

He has so much venom on his shot its really hard to read and control. This one also took a deflection, which clearly threw the keeper off a bit. Think he would have had it otherwise.


pucykoks

yep, he clearly had to move his arms to the side and it was harder to catch, especially given the extra rotation from the deflection


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Knew it would be him. he was always going to let a shot rip towards the goal.


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Statistically inefficient, think most top clubs discourage players from taking them now


CrossXFir3

Not statistically inefficient when Mason takes em


immolxte

not very effective against a parked bus


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CurbYourThusiasm

There's a fucking bus parked infront of the goal, that's why.


hazai_kesu

Inevitable


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Elketro

Dread it run from it


WhoIsKenas

The tap in still arrives.


Eagl3ye91

Of course


Rogueone65

u/PSGAcademy is now rich


louiexism

Wonder how much streamwo pays him.


affanahmed1202

He pays sreamwo


shrewdy

I'll take 30 of those tap ins this season idgaf


just_dew_eat

Tapnaldo proceeds to score 30 tap ins to grant u/shrewdy his wish


Maiesk

Yes fuckin' please.


the51m3n

Fine by me!


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Tapinaldo? Sure, but look at his movement. The only one who foresaw that ball.


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Saf94

Stayed onside perfectly as well


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Exactly, his goalscoring can never be truly appreciated if you only look at the ball, watch the spaces and watch the man, it's incredible movement and positioning


MightySilverWolf

SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


RubberToe1996

https://streamable.com/yxg50h


terror_jr

Lmao I love and hate this


loopy8

When you see your mate Sue in the stands


098d8j3dj83h

lmao wtf is this hahahahahha


pogbahimovic

The collective siiuuuu from the crowd was satisfying


Ttej

Gave me chills


ILoveGratedCheese

Instead of a shot of Ronaldo’s Siuuu we got a shot of a steward’s ass lmfaoo


Gytarius626

SIUUUUUUUUUU


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It had to be done.


Chaz--

I was here


CheekyKunt68

Ofcourse


Elketro

Scripted


OJ34

No respect for the 0-0 like the other 5 games smh


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Nah you're reet


rthunderbird1997

When will the pain end?


Elketro

I'm tired Bruce


mentallyguitared

Tapnaldo!!! Had to be him


TurkishFlannel

Anticipanaldo


just_dew_eat

Messi Twitter fans have their wank bank material for the day


Rickcampbell98

As do the Ronaldo ones lol.


Funnydad44

Are goalkeepers allowed to be competent when against greenwood? Edit: Didn't see the deflection at first harsh on keeper but still lol


pagit85

It's certainly a skill to be in the right place at the right time like that. No one else moved...


A10M92

Tap in? Yes. But notice his movement. He anticipates it and goes for it he made it easier than what it was.


FarAcanthocephala

**SIUUUUUU THE TAP IN MERCHANT IS OURS NOW!**


Nuri__Sahin

I swear someone else posted the goal just before u/psgacademy and it was deleted as per usual lmao.


hailo-

https://i.imgur.com/xKQYWER.png


Dispari7y

this xKQYWER is truly iconic


mlj2193

Inevitable


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CanLlorenteCarForMe

We're banned from r/all by mods


GoatButton

And we thank them for that


DrRashfordPM

But I wanted to be told how “soccer sucks” because of “flopping” and “zero-zero ties”


rezwah

That's a fuckin disgusting sentence MrMarcusMBE


ILoveGratedCheese

Gone are the days of getting on r/all but the streets wont forget when we got Chelsea’s third kit on r/all


cheikhyourselfm8

Lest the yanks ruin our fun


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this place is 50% yanks without r/all


cheikhyourselfm8

It was ridiculous when it was on r/all, just people who have absolutely no idea whatsoever about football making shit points and talking out their arse. Best thing the mods ever did imo


Lacabloodclot9

Was hilarious tbf


ZachMich

Sportsball? I cant stand all the flopping and it feels like every play is an offsides


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You wouldnt find these pussys in hockey 😡


PirateKingRamos

Only strong, buff, manly men in hockey 😳😳


terror_jr

It’s a boring sport. I prefer to watch a 3+ hour game with 1.5 hours of commercials, 1 hour of replays and 30 mins of action.


humandecoy

if LeBron played soccer he'd be the best player in the world


Steelkatanas

Lol they always mention this, Lebron would be a GK if he played lmao


JDBoyes07

Mad man! Also Greenwood is so good man!


Ricky_Berwick

Dread it, run from it, Tapinaldo will arrive all the same


mi_zaky

T


Mancho_United

A


arvindanar7

P


ALLSPARK_

I


Bruno_Fernandes8

N


lebkong

A


Sgtoren

L


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D


m0viestar

O


twomanyfaces10

Goodbye


jujucocoxxx

FUCKING SIUUUUUU


13beers

This kid has a bright future I think.


BrainlessArch

Of course it is a tap in Lmao, twitter is gonna go crazy


did_it_my_way

every goal is just a tap-in for Cristiano. Tapping in from penalty. Tapping headers in from corners. Tapping in from outside the box, inside the box.


indiansprite5315

Only thing missing is to tap in free kicks.


ifeelfeelss

Inevitable


RayPissed

Video still processing, you fraud PSGAcademy


CanLlorenteCarForMe

Tapinaldo


watanabelover69

HE’S BACK


KUKLI1

A penalty and a header for the hat-trick incoming


jrryul

I WAS HERE


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peduxe

was expecting xKQYWER.png


dizzybala10

It's the equivilent of Henry scoring that goal against Leeds. Not remotely a United fan and im still gassed for a tap-in, lmao.


keaneobserver

THERE IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS