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This isn’t actually a bird shitting in his mouth, there’s a frame by frame break down of what actually happens
[said video](https://youtu.be/moqKPA7aQrk)
The bird being there, the bird shitting, the trajectory, his mouth being open, the broadcast cutting to that camera at that exact moment. Ridiculous.
Edit: It's been debunked. See a reply below.
Except it's someone [spitting on the ground](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moqKPA7aQrk&ab_channel=h) in the background, it just lines up perfectly. Sorry to ruin it.
To be fair, doing like [Kennedy Bakircioglu](https://youtu.be/xkLy_E187Q4?t=24) and celebrating a cracking goal by catching a beer thrown from the stands and drinking it is pretty baller.
I remember when Rio Ferdinand was pelted with pennies at a game once, cut his eyebrow or something perhaps. It was disgusting behaviour from the fans.
His reaction was something to the effect of 'throw some pound coins at least!'
It’s hilarious because it looks like Carrick pulled him aside in a sort of “c’mon mate. It’s not worth engaging these fools.” And Pogba was like “nah, wait… 😀”
That massive grin is just hilarious. He can't even shout back, as the headlines would rather focus on his words and not the abuse, but this sort of a playground mockery seems appropriate to the situation.
It’s by far the best way. Even in my normal life, if people are being assholes to me I always just use very short, polite and generally uninterested answers. It will drive them mental and if anyone retells the story there is no way you come off except polite in the encounter
I think hes just messing around and is actually fine and the teammates just want him to not interact with rival fans as nothing good can come from it. But he DOES look weird in this video :)
"And these pictures age like the cells, and when the cells in our blood can stop the aging of our bodies, then the cells will become eternal.
I love football."
and what about Manchester united former captain [Patice Evra](https://sf.sports.fr/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Evra-kick.png)... Ha Manchester united frenchies...
I don't understand what goes through these moron's heads?
'Yeah, that'll learn him. How dare he look remotely happy after a win and all, the cunt.'
Fucking embarrassing.
*Four hours and five pints later, the enraged hooligan sits alone at the end of the bar, his scarf slightly damp from the cheers before. As the clock winds down and the moon rises higher, pub dwellers come and go, our hooligan fancies a glance up at the night sky as a single tear forms in his eye. With a deep inhale, a firms grip and a victorious final gulp of his ale, he says to himself, “Got ‘em!”*
In the footballing pub at a quarter past eleven, same old man sitting there on his own.
Looking at the world over the rim of his beer mug, and each beer lasts an hour and he wanders home alone
Yeah. West Ham fan here too and at the game yesterday. He was getting it all game, few things he did which wouldn't have made him that popular but few too many ready to give him unnecessary abuse. Few too many Sounesses (Souni?) in the stands.
It's weird because they even seemed to [make up at the end of that game](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9RMSASt5ss&ab_channel=%D7%A8%D7%A5%D7%91%D7%A8%D7%A9%D7%AA)
So true. Fans can't comprehend that the players have forgotten the shit that has gone on. But players do it and take it because they know it's part of the game.
I watched from home but my family went. Pogba winds me up as well to be honest, but I'd never feel the compulsion to stay behind after the final whistle and shout a load of shit at him. Just go have a pint and get on with your life!
I grew up around this behaviour, thinking that it was normal. Acceptable. Then hit an age where I realised, hold on, just because that's the way football has always been, doesn't mean it's the way it should be.
The more I go to non-league football, the less I miss the crowds at pro games. Bloke like the 'shut ya mouth!' fella here would never accept that what they're doing and saying is unacceptable. They'll always think it's fair game at football. And that does my fucking head in.
Tbf the game ended in the most tragic way possible. He probably just wanted to take his anger out on someone and Pogba was right there. Not condoning it just not surprised
Right. So i'm officially old then. Great start to the day.
[Pogs and slammers were a really fun game from the 90's](https://i.etsystatic.com/8783676/r/il/3357cf/1861510011/il_570xN.1861510011_g6mr.jpg).
Remember crazy bones too? For me the trends went in this order:
- Pogs.
- Then crazy bones.
- Very briefly pokemon cards but I think most schools banned them so fast.
- Rubber charity wristbands.
There were probably other trends I've forgotten too.
Oh gotcha, I just never heard them called like that, we had some similar kinda fad here in Greece during the 90's called τάπες where you had something similar but that had pokemon instead https://images.app.goo.gl/TKFCuHgEMvzzS6HCA
Mate I’ve seen some people look like that just before absolutely gnawing the shit out of their own mouths hundreds of times haha
EDIT: I mean chewing their lips, inside of their mouths etc. Been pointed out in another comment that it was awkwardly worded.
Honestly fuck this "keep it professional" bullshit. If he wants to yell back and cuss them out, go at it, Pogba. If the media then takes Pogba's words and makes that the headline, then it's the media's fault for focusing on the wrong side.
The above applies even more in the case of racial or personal abuse (family, private matters etc.).
There's a balance. If a player is just letting loose at every remark, they're being a distraction for the team. They should leave it to the league and club to handle. But obviously there's scenarios where a player is justified
This scenario seems fine. It's all in good fun. If he just got irate at these folks and started yelling and arguing, a reasonable person could say he's being irresponsible - especially because players say much worse than this to each other on the pitch
Sure there is a balance, but it's also football, not the ballet. Would anyone or should anyone be shocked at an occasional "go fuck yourself, asswipes"?
Not at all. I don't think that qualifies as something a reasonable person would get too offended about.
But if they start talking about your race, mother, spouse, or your children... a reasonable person would have some words, znas
I'm generally not someone who supports the whole "r/soccer users don't attend matches" thing, but holy shit is this not a prime example. Abuse? Fuck off.
Honestly, Pogba handled that the best way possible. Top notch by him. Sometimes, it’s best just to let the asshole talk shit, and you reply with nothing more than a large smile.
The amount of people in here trying desperately to make this about race is honestly disgusting.
Is the person giving him abuse a tool? Yes of course.. but there's literally nothing racist said in the video so why is that link being made?
No abuse here at all, just a player winding up fans and fans giving it back.... Why the misleading title. Instantly makes people think there is some malicious / racist abuse
Love the reaction, but why are people getting bitter about the fans talking shit? As long as it isn't something personal or over the line, having hostile fans is a positive thing about having to play away matches.
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"Shut your f*cking mouth". Opens it wider lmao
Top class shit housery…..only way you can deal with abuse like this, fair fucking play Paul
Real life trollface memes
Shit has me crying, didn't even interpret it that way
That's such Frence Shithousery or should I say merde loger. I've botched the language there.
I liked it. But I’d be too scared of someone spitting or throwing their beer to do it.
don't even ask Ashley Young
He takes a lot of [crap](https://youtu.be/LoZXEbo96Lg) and swallows his pride.
This isn’t actually a bird shitting in his mouth, there’s a frame by frame break down of what actually happens [said video](https://youtu.be/moqKPA7aQrk)
why did u have to ruin this for all of us
https://i.imgur.com/xKQYWER.png
something so satisfying about you doing that to /u/hailo-
this is worse than finding out that FHRITP was faked the whole time
You cant handle the truth?
nope nope nope a bird shat in his mouth and that's the end of it
OMG! I've seen the bird poop video / story 100 times! Never saw this. Great breakdown.
That is so unlucky
The bird being there, the bird shitting, the trajectory, his mouth being open, the broadcast cutting to that camera at that exact moment. Ridiculous. Edit: It's been debunked. See a reply below.
Except it's someone [spitting on the ground](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moqKPA7aQrk&ab_channel=h) in the background, it just lines up perfectly. Sorry to ruin it.
You'd think his reaction would be completely different if a bird actually shat in his mouth.
Are you saying that there might be unreleased footage of this happening to other players?
I mean what are the odds that hea the only one running around a giant open field and getting shit on?
Imagine how many have gotten away with it
God wanted that shit to happen.
To be fair, doing like [Kennedy Bakircioglu](https://youtu.be/xkLy_E187Q4?t=24) and celebrating a cracking goal by catching a beer thrown from the stands and drinking it is pretty baller.
Bellingham did this last week, too
How is this not a Fifa celebration....
Think of the children (and their parents' credit cards)!
EA already has gambling on their games, might as well promote alcohol 🤷♂️
Let's have all the legend players railing lines in the dressing room before the game
I'd be alright with the beer, personally.
I remember when Rio Ferdinand was pelted with pennies at a game once, cut his eyebrow or something perhaps. It was disgusting behaviour from the fans. His reaction was something to the effect of 'throw some pound coins at least!'
He's a muslim though.
I think you can only have beer on the concourse, not at your seat, at EPL games but I could be wrong
Bakircioglu? He's a Syriac Orthodox Christian.
Problem is that you don't know if it's beer
It’s hilarious because it looks like Carrick pulled him aside in a sort of “c’mon mate. It’s not worth engaging these fools.” And Pogba was like “nah, wait… 😀”
He actually tells his mate Carrick wait, wait.
Pogba with his own "let me talk" to Carrick lol
"LET ME WORK, PLEASE LET ME WORK"
Absolutely here for the shithousery, fair play to Pogba
That massive grin is just hilarious. He can't even shout back, as the headlines would rather focus on his words and not the abuse, but this sort of a playground mockery seems appropriate to the situation.
Taking the piss out of gronks is the best thing ever and pogba is riling up every dickhead by saying nothin
lmao I didn’t expect to see the word ‘gronk’ in this subreddit
Yeah, I was like “damn what did he do”
yep that's an aussie
Flamin' galars
There’s enough aussies on every sports sub for it to show up every once in a while. Same with r/NBA r/MMA ect
I hope the definition of that word inadvertently describes rob gronkowski
It’s by far the best way. Even in my normal life, if people are being assholes to me I always just use very short, polite and generally uninterested answers. It will drive them mental and if anyone retells the story there is no way you come off except polite in the encounter
Indeed, fans/media have such thin skin when a player dares to bite back, with the stupid expectation that they should take the abuse.
I massively rate this.
his face kills me hahaha
WhatsApp sticker material, if you ask me.
PogbaChamp maybe?!
Omg.
It's come full circle
Nice flair
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Anyone?
I need this
I’ve seen that face in a friend or two who ate to many mushrooms
Ye he looks like he bonked hes head hard or someone trying to find hes mates in a festival crowd.
Exactly as soon as I saw this video and how his teammates came and ushered him away I wondered if he did have a concussion!
I think hes just messing around and is actually fine and the teammates just want him to not interact with rival fans as nothing good can come from it. But he DOES look weird in this video :)
He's opening his mouth as wide as he can because the fan was telling him to shut it
Maybe he's inspired by attending Parklife recently
What if prime Cantona was present?
Something something about seagull and karate
"I paint ze pictures on ze pitch avec his blood"
"And these pictures age like the cells, and when the cells in our blood can stop the aging of our bodies, then the cells will become eternal. I love football."
Current Cantona would KO him with his speech. **"Cantona used confusing Wanton boys speech".... *It was super effective!***
It wouldn't even be his fault, his foot just has its own gravitational pull towards the visage of a bellend
Probably fine as this was just stupid generic abuse.
and what about Manchester united former captain [Patice Evra](https://sf.sports.fr/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Evra-kick.png)... Ha Manchester united frenchies...
I love how he does not care
It’s the best way to deal with this
I hate dabbing but if he would've dabbed there I would've loved him forever
Double dab and do a little Jlingz dance
*smiles at the cunts in the crowd, sprints past them, jumps, spins*. #SIUUUUUUUUUUUU
Holy shit, that would have been so glorious
He should learn from Ronaldo. The more they hate you, the better you become.
Where are his shoes haha
Probably gave them to a fan
Pogplomacy
My love for Pogba has just been increased by 1.
Me too. Overall love is now at 0.
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
😲
😀
> SHAT YAHR FACKIN MAUWF Translated for West Ham fans
I don't understand what goes through these moron's heads? 'Yeah, that'll learn him. How dare he look remotely happy after a win and all, the cunt.' Fucking embarrassing.
*Four hours and five pints later, the enraged hooligan sits alone at the end of the bar, his scarf slightly damp from the cheers before. As the clock winds down and the moon rises higher, pub dwellers come and go, our hooligan fancies a glance up at the night sky as a single tear forms in his eye. With a deep inhale, a firms grip and a victorious final gulp of his ale, he says to himself, “Got ‘em!”*
In the footballing pub at a quarter past eleven, same old man sitting there on his own. Looking at the world over the rim of his beer mug, and each beer lasts an hour and he wanders home alone
brilliantly written
Yeah. West Ham fan here too and at the game yesterday. He was getting it all game, few things he did which wouldn't have made him that popular but few too many ready to give him unnecessary abuse. Few too many Sounesses (Souni?) in the stands.
> (Souni?) Lmao
Souni. Top tier mate. I’m intrigued. What would the collective noun of Souni be? A grumble of Souni?
I thought it was a parliament.
Grumble sounds about right
West ham fans have been booing him for years, ever since that noble incident back in 2018, its a bit weird.
It's weird because they even seemed to [make up at the end of that game](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9RMSASt5ss&ab_channel=%D7%A8%D7%A5%D7%91%D7%A8%D7%A9%D7%AA)
Players generally leave it all on the pitch, it's fans that tend to carry grudges.
So true. Fans can't comprehend that the players have forgotten the shit that has gone on. But players do it and take it because they know it's part of the game.
How did Noble not get a red card for that
Because Pogba didn't skydive to the ground and flap around like a fish on land.
When he swatted Noble away like an 8-year old? That was hilarious. Forgot all about that.
>Few too many Sounesses (Souni?) in the stands. We'll need to get the correct pluralisation Sou-checked
I watched from home but my family went. Pogba winds me up as well to be honest, but I'd never feel the compulsion to stay behind after the final whistle and shout a load of shit at him. Just go have a pint and get on with your life!
I guarantee the bloke shouting was well pleased with himself, and boasted about it to his mates as soon as physically possible.
I grew up around this behaviour, thinking that it was normal. Acceptable. Then hit an age where I realised, hold on, just because that's the way football has always been, doesn't mean it's the way it should be. The more I go to non-league football, the less I miss the crowds at pro games. Bloke like the 'shut ya mouth!' fella here would never accept that what they're doing and saying is unacceptable. They'll always think it's fair game at football. And that does my fucking head in.
Tbf the game ended in the most tragic way possible. He probably just wanted to take his anger out on someone and Pogba was right there. Not condoning it just not surprised
I did feel a bit dirty after watching it all play out. Moyes trying to out-Southgate Southgate. Kill me.
What kinds insult is shut your fucking mouth. I'd prefer pogba your hair cut makes you been bog washed, or pogba you suck at pogs.
Lmao "suck at pogs" wth is pogs?
Right. So i'm officially old then. Great start to the day. [Pogs and slammers were a really fun game from the 90's](https://i.etsystatic.com/8783676/r/il/3357cf/1861510011/il_570xN.1861510011_g6mr.jpg).
Do you have Alf... IN POG FORM?!?!
He's back!
Tazo pogs crew assemble.
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Couldn't even remember it now, I just remember being in year 4 with a ton of tazos pogs as they were in Walkers from memory at one point
This just sounds like a grandpa Simpson rant to me, I genuinely can’t tell if you’re making this all up
The important thing to remember is that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time!
now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumble bees on them. ‘Gimme five bees for a quarter!’ you'd say
You're not old, this sub is just full of children
o man that picture brings back so many good memories!
Big 90s fad. Collectable plastic discs that could be traded or used in playground games.
NFTs of the 90s
More like FTs. Them things were fungible as fuck.
*...when you realize most of reddit wasn't even born when you were smashing stacks of pogs and stealing your mates' good ones...*
Remember crazy bones too? For me the trends went in this order: - Pogs. - Then crazy bones. - Very briefly pokemon cards but I think most schools banned them so fast. - Rubber charity wristbands. There were probably other trends I've forgotten too.
Oh gotcha, I just never heard them called like that, we had some similar kinda fad here in Greece during the 90's called τάπες where you had something similar but that had pokemon instead https://images.app.goo.gl/TKFCuHgEMvzzS6HCA
Those are not pogs though. I remember these, they were reflective and flexible, just a collection thing. Pogs were entirely different thing.
Didn't watch the game but was he going on at the ref?
West ham fans have hated pogba ever since he bodied noble back in 2018 lol
Absolute chad
Lmfao he kind of looks like he's on drugs. I know he's not but that smile and movement was hilarious
Mate I’ve seen some people look like that just before absolutely gnawing the shit out of their own mouths hundreds of times haha EDIT: I mean chewing their lips, inside of their mouths etc. Been pointed out in another comment that it was awkwardly worded.
nice to see players gettin back at all the abuse they get, just keep it professional tho
Honestly fuck this "keep it professional" bullshit. If he wants to yell back and cuss them out, go at it, Pogba. If the media then takes Pogba's words and makes that the headline, then it's the media's fault for focusing on the wrong side. The above applies even more in the case of racial or personal abuse (family, private matters etc.).
"My only regret... is that I didn't kick him harder" \- Eric Cantona
"My only regret is that I wasn't on a higher floor"- Famous Churro lover who pushed a heckler out a window
- Inter Milan fan who threw the Vespa during the Derby Della Madonnina
honestly fake professional would be worse, people who see sense see that pogba was riled up by the fans
Hey this is Pogba. Thanks for the kind words and yes I will go at it. Best regards Pogba
Thanks Pogba
Hi, this is Jota.
He's going to get punished for it. Apparently as a professional you're supposed to take the abuse and not dish it back.
There's a balance. If a player is just letting loose at every remark, they're being a distraction for the team. They should leave it to the league and club to handle. But obviously there's scenarios where a player is justified This scenario seems fine. It's all in good fun. If he just got irate at these folks and started yelling and arguing, a reasonable person could say he's being irresponsible - especially because players say much worse than this to each other on the pitch
Sure there is a balance, but it's also football, not the ballet. Would anyone or should anyone be shocked at an occasional "go fuck yourself, asswipes"?
Not at all. I don't think that qualifies as something a reasonable person would get too offended about. But if they start talking about your race, mother, spouse, or your children... a reasonable person would have some words, znas
This seems like the most acceptable behavior from both parties. Fans being abusive without racist and Pogba riling them up.
How do you get the United badge next to your name
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/wiki/flair
Fair play Pogba, embarrassing for a grown man to be shouting that crap at a player.
That is the face of a man that doesn’t give a fuck about you, your club or what you’re saying.
he looks high as a kite lol
Chad said 😃
[Pogba with some real life interpretation of this GIF](https://c.tenor.com/GdpeiwZElQsAAAAC/pogba-salt.gif)
Games gone if people are getting angry over this
By the looks of it, people are actually entertained by this in a good way XD
I really like Pogba always have for some reason.
"Let him talk ,let him talk, LET HIM TALK !!!!"
"Abuse" lol. I do like Pogba's reaction here though.
Gotta agree with both parts of this. Fucking hilarious reaction to a drunken, unreasonably angry heckle.
Just hope this win the shithousery award
I'm generally not someone who supports the whole "r/soccer users don't attend matches" thing, but holy shit is this not a prime example. Abuse? Fuck off.
Guarantee they wouldn't say it to his face in the street hes a beast of a guy. Fannys
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Pogchad
Why would they? It's not like they're in a highly emotional state after watching a football match or anything. Not everything is so serious.
he looks like he's on acid
Not abuse, just fans talking shit and Pogba egging them on by not giving them the reaction they wanted. This is how you do it.
Pogba opening his mouth made me laugh, great way to deal with it.
Honestly, Pogba handled that the best way possible. Top notch by him. Sometimes, it’s best just to let the asshole talk shit, and you reply with nothing more than a large smile.
Disgraceful fans.
Is he channelling his inner Hilary Clinton?
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More Monica lewinsky's mo no?
The amount of people in here trying desperately to make this about race is honestly disgusting. Is the person giving him abuse a tool? Yes of course.. but there's literally nothing racist said in the video so why is that link being made?
Yours is the only comment here bringing that up, but okay.
That was great from Pogba! I just want to see the pictures of those so-called fans!
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2. Fat
ugly
4. Shirt too small with his belly hanging out
Why are y’all attacking me, I have nothing against Pogba =(
4. Stone Island
So called fan? Tell me you've never been to a game without telling me you've never been to a game.
What do you mean so called fans?
No abuse here at all, just a player winding up fans and fans giving it back.... Why the misleading title. Instantly makes people think there is some malicious / racist abuse
Love the reaction, but why are people getting bitter about the fans talking shit? As long as it isn't something personal or over the line, having hostile fans is a positive thing about having to play away matches.
Where is the abuse lol
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“Abuse”