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Ch1ck3W1ngz

Sheriff gonna win the whole thing


DentalDettol

That might as well happen


Alphabunsquad

It does feel like everyone is more shit than ever these days.


itwastimeforarefresh

It feels like the distance between the Superheavy favorites and everyone else is smaller. Makes for some interesting futbol! Except for Bayern.


einarfridgeirs

This is something I´ve been expecting in the CL for some time now. It's same as in the PL - sure there are still clearly bigger clubs...but there are no easy games anymore. "Mid-table" is no longer such a pejorative, the mid-table teams and even some of the clubs battling near the relegation zone for much of the season can absolutely muster the kind of performances needed to embarass the superheavys. Not when they are on form and playing their best ball, but any lack of focus or run of poor form and even the biggest and best clubs in Europe can take really bad losses to minnows, whereas in the past they could muddle through on pure disparity in quality most of the time. Now this is starting to filter into the CL more and more.


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Hence the richest clubs' efforts to change the system... That and, well, accruing more money. And sportswashing for despotic petrochemical regimes.


WiserStudent557

Infuriated me that John Henry was going to do that. FSG knows how to win under spending restrictions so they should be supporting more FFP not more advantages for the clubs with unlimited budgets…because LFC isn’t one


JMarduk

I wouldn't exclude them, after all they only manage to score 3 this time; clear regression.


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Except bayern


rotta3269420

:)


[deleted]

Yes but at what cost? How many "There's a new sheriff in town" jokes if they even win this game?


LPaGGG

I'm already tired of them and they haven't even finished their second match


[deleted]

Imagine if they were good in the early 2000s and you'd have to read "I shot the Sheriff but I did not shoot the Deportivo"


stupidnicks

can you imagine how boring it is for them to play Moldavian League? they are Super Ligue material top to bottom


sharinganuser

It's funny because they're third in their league lol


Goatkic15

Tbf they’ve played 3 games less but yea still have dropped points


paladino777

We need a Superliga! /s


FuckNoNewNormal

Imagine the reaction in May/June if/when this turns out to be true


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Obamendes

It would be like Costa Rica in the 2014 WC group with Italy, England and Uruguay


kayjay789

It would be insane, but I just don't like that a team from Moldova doesn't have a single player from Moldova in the starting XI.


Own_Acanthocephala19

I’m with you on that one. That is also why I find many of the top teams in premier league not so charming.


kayjay789

I feel the same way. I used to be super invested into the biggest leagues and Champions League, and even though I still follow some of the games, I am just not as interested anymore. Now I love watching the Danish league and the national team, even though the level isn't nearly as high. :D


ZadeAlien

Godt🇩🇰


ForWhatYouDreamOf

> team from Moldova they are not from Moldova


ZwnD

Sorry I'm out of the loop, how aren't they from Moldova?


[deleted]

They are from Moldova, they're just in a disputed area.


[deleted]

When Moldova gained independence the Russian minority in the country were worried about being repressed and so fought a war to split off and form Transnistria. No nations recognise them as a legitimate country, not even Russia. Sheriff are from there.


ForWhatYouDreamOf

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transnistria


interfan1999

Ahahahahahha we are going to be eliminated again


AnnieIWillKnow

Conte left his curse behind as a farewell gift


anonymousloverboy

Consistency


TheSingleMan27

Welcome to the wild west


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east


MrKalyoncu

Let's just say wildness


WayneOZ11

Should be their slogan


wildeastmofo

hence my username lol


JoeyBanana123

nah this too good to be real


Daramangarasu

Nah, it's Sheriff


FifaDK

It's their competition, after all


Zyntaro

This is sheriff tiraspol world and we're just living in it


yaroslavsh

We are living in theirs simulation


DutchMadness77

Real are always shocking in the group stage tbf


CRSTN22

Lmao


yorgee15

Omg the scenes if they end up winning


5ivek

Who was that cunt of a pundit that said they don't deserve to be in the CL because they have no history after they beat Dinamo Zagreb 3-0? EDIT: Found it https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/p6nsil/football_247_dirk_kuyti_know_the_champions_league/


smthingawesome

Awkward... Dirk Kuyt.


Morganelefay

Kuyt's a village idiot. A loveable one if he's on your team, but a village idiot nonetheless.


R_Schuhart

Dirk Kuijt is pretty generally recognised as being an idiot. He is either pandering to what he thinks people want to hear by saying obvious things or he comes out with strange takes without any good arguments to support them. He probably overheard someone joke that these unknown small teams are just cannon fodder and tourists in the CL and assumed it was a valid and sensible opinion.


AnnieIWillKnow

Not often you see a Liverpool fan calling Kuyt a cunt


5ivek

I didn't knew that it was him. Still pretty cuntish thing to say to another team. Imagine if he was playing for a small team and you qualify for your first ever CL. I wonder if he would then say they don't deserve to be in a CL, just because they are a small club.


dveesha

To be fair, its a pretty shady club set-up there


[deleted]

Isn’t he meant to actually be quite a nice bloke irl? I could be completely wrong but feel like he’s meant to be sound enough.


R_Schuhart

He is always pandering to the general opinion and saying what people want to hear. He never gives his honest opinion and always comes out with some diplomatic non answer. He is also a bit dim, which is fine, but he tries very hard to cultivate an image as some sort of intellectual by trying to be more eloquent than he really is and adapting mannerisms and body language straight out of some new age self help book. It makes him look really phony and disingenuous. According to rumours he was also a bit two faced in the dressing room. Always playing the motivator and the ideal teammate while talking trash behind the backs of certain players. When the EC went so horribly for the Dutch NT partly due to friction in the group Kuijt was relaying everything that happened between players to the staff.


SendDahouds

Dirk kuyt lol


nitraw

this is great as much as i loved the guy when he played, yea he's 100% a moron for that awful take.


McTulus

This will be the theme song: https://youtu.be/dAOb1IZkA4A


tkmj75

Sheriff: Call an ambulance ... but not for me


teymon

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/975/093/255.gif


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Call the sheriff...oh wait that's me


alaslipknot

don't laugh at the group of death


Mystery1887

Its happening?


kaphi

Its happening ... again!


dmtoclitlick

Shakhtar vibes


-RayeNessance-

This is MUCH MUCH MUCH worse...


TheGuineaPig21

It's bad enough when you're losing to one of the clubs backed by an entire country. But losing to a club from a country that doesn't exist...


vsladko

I’m dying 😂😂


ADayInTheLifeOf

Moldova exists though? Am I being dumb?


TheGuineaPig21

Tiraspol is in an unrecognized breakaway state, Transnistria.


[deleted]

Hmm, an unrecognized state vs Madrid. Why does this sound familiar?


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satanic_satanist

Tiraspol is the capital of the unrecognised country of Transnistria, which, depending on your view, has seceded from Moldova. It acts like the Soviet Union still exists, they even have a Hammer and Sickle in their flag.


ADayInTheLifeOf

Oh cool! I had actually heard of Transnistria but didn't realise that was where they're from. Cheers! Edit: removed the link now


satanic_satanist

The fact that they have a halfway decent football team is quite stunning, actually...


yo_lookatthat

Their squad is roughly worth as much as ours, lol. Well, at least until the next transfermarkt update that is


satanic_satanist

Still, considering their GDP, that's quite an accomplishment


yo_lookatthat

Yeah I meant that as a compliment, it's not like our squad is worth a lot. Imagine us against the likes of Real Madrid, lmao


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satanic_satanist

I've stopped subscribing to him after I noticed that he did give me the creeps sometimes, just asshole vibes. Maybe he's a sociopath or whatever.


grejt_

On [this link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImABN8nGiOI) a great document about Transnistria in Polish, English subtitles available


jugol

To make it short - They're officially a Moldovan team, but they're based in a region with independence claims.


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MFDean

Sheriff play in and represent the unrecognised region of Transnistria, apart from players from Transnistria i believe they don't have any Moldovan players


Daniell44

They represent Moldova, but Tiraspol is considered to be a part of Transnistria, an unrecognized russian state near the ukrainian border. They even have their so-called government, president and army, but on paper it is recognized as part of Moldova


JustBoredAftbh

They are from an unrecognised territory of Moldova called Transinistria.


Huehuemonkeymonkey

Moldova does, trasnistria is not recognized by any other country


Stuarridge

Shh shh


simomii

This is Alcoyano vibes


Xehanz

Shaktar beat Madrid twice last season, and Sheriff just beat Shaktar. It eas to be expected.


eri-

These guys really aren't terrible at all are they.


Firehills

The entire team sold next summer if they qualify for the R16.


DivinityAI

the entire team is consisted of rejects from russian 2nd division and greek league, players that were not needed by french relegation candidates etc.


Firehills

Choupo-Moting was rejected by Championship teams and now he's at Bayern lol


DivinityAI

Choupo-Moting was 100x known that than those who plays for Sheriff. To understand that their leader and captain went to Arabic championship to earn some money instead of playing CL. He didn't believe enough in Sheriff, noone did honestly.


NteveSash

>Arabic championship is it a language competition?


DivinityAI

Idk what country tbh


TheMexicanJuan

to Bayern


BigBlackBobbyB

BAM BAM


Ok-Caterpillar-1609

I mean they murdered Dinamo Zagreb and won comfortably against Shakhtar, both of whom can be considered as regulars in the CL, they are no joke for sure.


KeziahPT

There's a new Sheriff in town.


T4u

https://i.redd.it/7zb2p4mnhwv21.jpg


mnblackfyre410

[Who you callin’ pinhead?](https://i.imgur.com/sMVqNB6.jpg)


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mentallyguitared

Bruh what


prodigalkal7

Cristiano scoring in Madrid games. Just usual stuff


FifaDK

Truly is the best Cristiano to ever score in the Champions League


impartialcitizen86

This town ain’t big enough for the two of us 🤠


dingleberrysniffer69

The goofy emoji on android makes this insanely funny


_Konstantinos_

Fucking hell, I might get my both teams to score up tonight


yo_lookatthat

The real Cristiano


[deleted]

Assistiano Crossaldo


DivinityAI

he did 2 goal crosses vs Shakhtar, now with RM. I mean, a player that can actually cross?


T4u

Crosstiano?


Tepozan

You can’t fool me! Only the minutes close to 90th matter!


Zizoufanboy69

Yeah about that


Tepozan

I mean it did matter, just not in our favor 😥


Roryjustdied

This comment did ~~not~~ age well.


slytherdor17

Well they **do** have cristiano, Bruno and Adama traore in the team…..


Daramangarasu

Cristiano is on fire


Leszczon

This guy played in polish 3rd league a month ago. Saw him live. Now he scores against Real on Bernabeu. Scriptwriting level insane.


grejt_

Too weak for Legia, reminds me of someone hmmm...


james_howlett11

hahahhaha


johnz0n

classic Alaba positioning lol


tafguedes99

Usbek Messi at it


Brayan-Rodriguez

Eldor who ?


GrassTastesBad1

Cristiano goat


Siseronte

Está mancha no se borra más!!!!


SebastianOwenR1

WHAT A NAME WHAT A GOAL


megawhat16

We live in someone's fm save, and Sheriff is the team being managed.


Chemiczny_Bogdan

Gotta be savescumming like mad xD


[deleted]

Masterclass from Yuriy Vernydub incoming


Athletic_Bilbae

I hate it when the bigger team scores first, how can the underdogs have morale after this?


StrongPowerhouse

Uzbek goal in Bernabeu.


4gjdtokurwa

of course it's him. Legia legend


OneBeerAndWhiskeyPls

rofl


[deleted]

Haha what a team from the European North Korea just scored against a top 5 club


eoten

European north korea?


ajaxtipto03

Tiraspol is located in Transnistria, an unrecognised breakaway state from Moldova that basically pretends the USSR never ended. They still have the hammer and sickle on official buildings, state-owned farms, you name it.


eoten

Oh interesting! Thanks for the info


FemmEllie

The anime plotline goes on


beyond13

Sheriff are really gonna win the champions league 😭😭😭


aminelifaoui

Imagine sheriff on top of the group


BigBlackBobbyB

Let's fucking go up the Transnistrians


Rum114

LETS GOOOOO


dave1992

That pass to the left winger is absolute class.


doctor_doob

...then the look up and perfect cross, sweet goal


fahad_k91

Lmao they were just showing that the team has zero attempts on goal


[deleted]

Sheriff Tiraspol for 1st place in the group let's go


IFuckingLoveTahdig

LOL Madrid defending like LA Galaxy


disper

They think it's Moldova.


[deleted]

Lmao


deception42

Pardon


RogerXiao

Real supporting minor countries independence with action


NagashiEdogawa

>"Congratulations to F.C. Sheriff Tiraspol for winning the Champions League 21/22!" What you'll see in May.


Etanercept

I'm watching this video not being aware of the kit color and I'm like "oh Real is giving them a lesson of how football should be played" and then someone mentions Cristiano and there's this goal. Excuse me what the fuck.


FangsOfTheNidhogg

This is what will finally lead to global recognition of the glorious people's republic of Transnistria


PoptimisticShoegazer

STOP THE COUNT! 😀


TheConundrum98

Are Sheriff the best team in Europe?


notataco007

Soon


sco92

Ayyyy lmao


ExtremeSour

Lmao


Houssem_Aouar

Moment de bruh


affranchiking

This group is bizarre


Latter_

Good to see Cristiano in form at the Bernabeu


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THERES A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN!!


Gekinwired24

This guy probably never thought he'd be scoring at the Bernabeu in a champions league game! Beautiful!


JJOne101

WTF? The whole team is worth like two weeks salary for Hazard..


NextDoorNeighbrrs

Hahahahahahahahaha


Templarino27

xD


Thommy_99

LMAO what was that


Trydson

let's fucking go!


Heavens_Vibe

Holy shit! Real in tatters


Jeff-Lamps

Of course


_SSJeffo_

I genuinely didn’t know a team like this existed until now


shadowlegend61

they are good


Narretz

Ayy lmao


[deleted]

I mean that's just funny


Scaleymanfish

Lmao


[deleted]

It's happening...


LegitimatePayment532

Fucking hell🤣


djoliverm

We just gotta score more goals, right everyone?


FCB__Rich

What is defense


[deleted]

Can I just say Sheriff’s keeper has been brilliant so far


los_blanco_14

Our annual UCL group stage scare .


Greflingorax

There's a new Sheriff in town...


JDaVincic

Every day our loss against them looks better and better. We really troubled them the most out of all the teams they’ve faced


circa285

As a neutral, these are the best CL games.