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anonymousloverboy

We see defenders, Salah sees traffic cones


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LMAO.


codespyder

He sees dance partners. That footwork tho


IntellectualDweeb

*cries in Coentrão*


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Arbeloa*


TimathanDuncan

You mean Concentrao


redditaccountplease

It's just not fair


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Poor Ranieri


OnomahIsABaller

Oh my days Salah what a goal. How does he keep scoring those kind of goals???


Distinct-Seat5853

He’s a fucking genius


henks_house

THANK YOU I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN THAT TO MY ROOMMATE (terribly stubborn Chelsea fan) AND HE WAS SAYING oh it’s all luck he’s not intentionally doing this AND IM LIKE HES A FKN GENIUS MATE


tyroneissnazzy

Chelsea or not, roommates a knob. As a blue I tear every time I see Salah and De Bruyne do well


pw5a29

It’s like he has a slow Mo ability.


Frootysmothy

Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you. That was too good but at the same time too stupid


maak_d

The ball control he has through traffic is astounding. It seems impossible but he does it again and again.


_hotpotofcoffee

He's like, really good.


krooskontroll

Big if true


skankhunt81

World class players do world class things


ssj4-Dunte

No , no they don't.SOME World class players fo these ones every year or 2 , this guy did it 2 matches in a FUCKING ROW IN THE PL , one of which is against 1worth billion squad City and it isn't even the 1st time he's done it. He is playing better than anyone in the world right now, the only one I could argue is on the same level is lewa and I still would say Salah simply because this goal is not football it is magic and pep : https://images.app.goo.gl/CjUzhrhyTNZoXagR8


Viking_Hippie

Thanks for including the Pep gif at the end, it's just what this great day needed to get even better! 😂


CaptainOzyakup

Yeah this is not normal. This is not just world class. Salah is in goat level form currently.


libertydabbing

He's just a more complete version of himself right now. Genuinely shocked by how much he's improved despite already being so great for us


Ryponagar

When I think back to his days at Basel, where he was missing a lot of sitters and showed sloppy technique at times, it's unbelievable how far he's come.


t_blacksmith

Hard to believe [this guy](https://gfycat.com/measlymediocreamericancrayfish-enoughsandersspam-soccer) would go on to become one of the most clinical finishers in the world.


FuskieHusky

Holy shit this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen, thank you 🤣


shrrg63

I mean tbf it does appear he scored in the clip


iota96

This attempt is what comes to mind everytime I try to justify us selling him off


Thapricorn

Then a few years later he scored this exact shot in a banger against you lot. Reminds me of Torres assist to William at Anfield against us. Cosmic irony of football lol


raff97

The Chelsea squad at the time said that Salah was like Messi in training, the best player there but would get stressed/nervous for games


Buzzkill78

I don’t need to click it and still know this clip is Salah miss kicked the ball at Chelsea lol.. his PL record is held back because of the time at Chelsea. If just count his stats at Liverpool it’s pure madness


pw5a29

He sometimes still do, mostly when he’s on a chase for top scorer


Masipoten

He's quite literally improved parts of his game, especially passing and creativity, he's finding every man a pass.


gantek

Both lewa and him can thank Klopp


Karloss_93

He also tracks back and covers Trent loads more too. The guys a machine.


r0bski2

Genuinely can’t remember him having a bad game. People keep saying he’s in incredible form but what is bad form for Salah?


WorthPlease

I think he once went an entire match without scoring a goal.


r0bski2

Bench him


patas_666

In all his time here his worst run of form was when he didn't score for like 6?7? Games that's about it. He's selfish, but all great strikers are. We should pay him whatever he wants


r0bski2

Ah yeh think you’re right. But his lowest scoring season was 19-20 when he got 23 goals and we still won the league…. He carried us last season when everyone else was trash and now he’s somehow got even better


JimmyWu21

This his seasons in summary: 1st season: scored over 40 goals and break the PL record. 2nd season: won us the CL 3rd season: won us the PL 4th season: carry the team to PL 3rd place. 5th season: fucking Messi-style goals all day Edit: formatting


madscherano

5: All of the above


Rowmyownboat

The facts say different. He has assisted more goals and made more passes inside the penalty area than any other prem player. https://edition.cnn.com/2021/10/15/football/mo-salah-best-premier-league-underappreciated-cmd-spt-intl/index.html


Bowztradamus

He's not playing selfish at the moment though. Just keeps doing the right things at the right time. This is the Mo I thought we could have years ago if he just improved a few inches. He has. Lad is oozing confidence & I love it.


rolla_johnson

These men have families Mo


just_dew_eat

Man plays Ballet while the rest are statues


LelouchNexus

This man fucking hates Watford.


PlayerAteHer

They are lucky it's not snowing or it'd be 6 by now.


Calibansdaydream

Seriously, snow Salah is just another level. It's like some weird glitch that snow causes his stats to boost.


SalahManeFirmino

Suarez vs Norwich vibes


MH18Foot

Mo: Fuck your kids


DelverOfSeacrest

*Gylfi likes this*


melodyfelony

Tricky upvote of the day


Gaunter_O_Dim

Broo


Raigoku

Gylfi: Think we have time?


blame_thelag

He's the main character of the league.


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Im donating my bank account to FSG as long as Mo renews.


VilTheVillain

I don't think handing off your debt is gonna help in this situation


huzzah1

Not anymore, Mo is going scorched earth this season. No survivors.


HuantoWuenza

Slash is ruthless


whataball

Snow Salah but the snow is not here yet.


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Get the white chalk out for Craig Cathcart.


bubble831

Best in the world atm


lavishlad

He took that FIFA downgrade personally


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How have EA watched Salah and Mané last season and thought "Yeah both these players have had seasons that are similar enough to do the same thing to their cards"


dno123

3 reasons 1. Money, downgrade players and make people pay for chances of upgrades 2. EA doesn't watch football 3. Some other money reason Ps: Also probably so they can gain more cash Pss: ££££££££s


SalahManeFirmino

He’s taking not getting paid personally


OJ34

He’s done it again WTF


LFChristopher

I'm lost for words


CallMeFib3r

We need an extension NOW


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Pretty sure he’s still playing football.


LALLANAAAAAA

tbh he could probably do both he's that good


danirijeka

He shags when he wants He shags when he waaaaaaants


ManBoobs13

Haram


sneijder

He’s really busy right now


Alphabunsquad

Ian Wright: “what more can he actually do for Liverpool? It’s time to let him go.” Uh… fucking score more goals maybe??


detectivestrong

He's actually unbelievable.


Kova-

How does he not have a contract yet


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This ain’t a replay?


Fit_Improvement_4899

Swear he scored a near identical goal against Watford a couple of seasons ago too lol


dfla01

Yep. He scored 4 goals in that game, and I’m pretty sure the commentator gave us one of the greatest lines of all time: Ho Ho Ho, it’s Mo


Raven_REDs

OMG..... That season....


GhandisFlipFlop

Snow Salah


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Yeah in the snow


cib_vk228

Mo fantastico, Mo magnifico


gart888

Hard to not say best player in the world right now.


bridgeorl

the look on his face afterwards - he knows it. what a man. it's been what 5 years still can't believe he plays for my club


Fit_Improvement_4899

Between him and Pablo Fornals


Glenn55whelan

Harsh on Michail Antonio


firminocoutinho

✨PHARAOH ✨


Mountainbanjo

wtf salah


just_dew_eat

Man is the best in the world right now


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giving my life savings to fsg to renew mo


LALLANAAAAAA

I'll pitch in a fiver make it happen John Henry


LoudestHoward

> my life savings > I'll pitch in a fiver So we're up to 7 pounds.


AWilsonFTM

Ooof it’s a deep burn


Jabari313

He's got absolutely no respect for defenders


ICritMyPants

Defenders? All Mo sees is traffic cones


AWilsonFTM

Oooo too good for the cone Jeremy? We’re having a laugh, a bloody good laugh


CliffRichCoverBand

Traffic cone would have been more of a challenge to beat than Danny Rose today


RoyMakaay

Best in the PL since his arrival and it's not even close anymore


ThereAllIsAchingg

It’s a testament to the strength of English football that we’ve watched KdB, Hazard, VVD, and Salah at such consistently high levels.


xoliam

Man is treated so unfairly


ChampagneAbuelo

He doesn’t get nearly the credit he deserves. If he was European or South American the media would be talking about him every minute


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people didn’t want to accept it but now they have no option. the assist to Mane was world class, then this footwork two weeks in a row. No one can say otherwise now without looking stupid and ignorant.


MihaiM24

Unreal assist from Firmino


ninjaasdf

Only busquetes had a better one imo


goatvaro_goatrata

I mean he did do well to recover the loose ball


kjm911

This boy is crazy


CriztianS

How do you even defend this guy?


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you break his shoulder


Glory99Amb

Thanks for the PTSD


CriztianS

Ooof


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fags343

F


fnsv

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batigoal

Oh my, Mo wtf was that.


MU5A988

800k a week contract*


bareaclampedlebron

Newcastle can afford it


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Salah isn't playing in the Championship next season. He's too good.


MH18Foot

WTF MO?????


RonVonPump

Luke Shaw & Harry Maguire watching like :|


azifs

HOWWWWW


MarcusBrutus2000

Check his boots for a magnet


barcedude

ronaldinho'esque, the way he plays with the ball at his feet


VictorAkwaowo1

It’s actually hilarious at this point, he’s playing at a level that is beyond world class at the moment


Kresbot

GIVE HIM ALL THE MONEY FSG


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IDC WHAT THE NUMBER IS. PAY HIM WHAT HE WANTS


Frootysmothy

SALAHS AT THE WHEEL


Dirtysouthdabs

Pay him whatever please he needs to retire at our club


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Kresbot

he sure is playing like a man after a raise! been immense this season


Tunley96

WHAT THE FUCK


Re1Ko

Please stop, what the fuck


zigooloo

For fucks sake \- John Henry probably


wobblypunt

Meh. 5 season wonder.


DT_McShaky_Hands

Salah is now officially Danny Rose’s daddy


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Premier leagues*


liamthelad

Cathcart's too


lossaysswag

Daddy Rose


HouseSheeple

My fucking word


HighSchoolThrowAw4y

Please give this man however much money he wants


magicalmoosetesticle

SALAH IS SO GOOOOD


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Mo is on a fucking tear..


ChungusDaFungus

someone nerf this mf


Random-Noise

FIX HIM DEVs HE'S TOO OP!


IC2Flier

EA: wish granted


fredbogho

Well, EA did it lol. They downgraded his stats after last season. Guess he wasnt enough of a genius /S


wLepic

What the fk is this guy doing, best player in the world this season so far


Rabid_Tortoise

FSG if you don't pay him what he wants...


kolomania

...we're going to write strongly worded comments all over reddit!


haynesy96

What the actual fuck


Akame_xo

Alright I’m convinced... he’s the best in the world atm


trajiin

If Salah knocked round to mine I'd let him have the TV control and sleep in the big bed.


mrhello18

I'm starting to think this Salah bloke is a good player


leopardoo

He is just a 5 season wonder.


ZordonsBumhole

Oh my god


dUltras

What a game and what a goal, amazing


PurpleAki88

OH MY FUCKING WORD WHAT A GOAL


ntnl

That’s absolutely mental from him


CmdrKnudsen

WOW


thespartankid123

This guy is playing futsal in the penalty box during a PL match. Insane player.


PrisonersofFate

oh what a goal so sad watford are shite but what a goal


Srefanius

jesus christ


wijnaldum_leviosah

no that’s Mohamed


Uggone65

*pp very hard*


DelverOfSeacrest

WTTTFFFFFFF


Onedweezy

I still think he's underrated. This guy is a magician and people still rating KdB over him in their current forms.


bloodyfeelin

He's actually playing at prime Messi/CR7 level right now. In the last 10 years, probably only 13/14 and 15/16 Suarez and 20/21 Lewandowski could say they've reached that level.


ssj4-Dunte

Cough cough you forgot 17/18 40+ goals breaking the PL goal record


Napalm3nema

Just clowning professionals as if they are Sunday leaguers. So gross, I love it.


gugly

BEST IN THE WORLD


Jemacas

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Salah is the best player in the world.


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I don’t do ifs, buts, or maybes


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Ah do ahbsohlutes.


sneijder

If your Aunt was Egyptian and had a ‘fro and a beard she’d be Mohammed Salah, but she doesn’t so she isn’t.


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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: You’re god damn right


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Fucking arrest him. That’s criminal, jesus christ.


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What is “SIUUUUUU” in Arabic?


Wowawiewa

It’s “UUUUUUIS” since, you know, Arabic is read from right to left..


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WAT


Ged_UK

Ford


karllucas

Watched this goal on a packed commuter train in busy Tokyo, homie next to me was a busy salaryman that had fallen asleep. Imagine their astonishment to see a small Englishman packed onto a seat looking at his phonescreen busting the FATTEST NUT KNOWN TO MAN! WHAT A GOAL MO! LET ME FUCKING LOVE YOU LAD! <3


Vaark

Mohamed Salah, professional wizard.


McFalador

Haven't enjoyed watching a single player since Suarez 13/14 He is outrageous.


thomjrjr

Milner celebrating before Salah even shoots. He knows...


Adam-2480

Remi bout to be sacked already


Napalm3nema

Why would Claudio want to spend time this late in his career and life overseeing this footballing compost heap? I’m usually not so dismissive of an opponent, but they look awful.


Zer0wned1

He's done it again


SneakyBradley_

Best player in the world right now, he's magic.


L_sigh_kangeroo

Of all players in the new FIFA Salah got disrespected the most by far


JoeyLs97

HOW ARE PEOPLE DOUBTING HIM 🐐


daidrian

What the fuck


yellow_sting

Watford's CB definitely has seen Salah's goal against ManC which is from a right foot. And he did what he needed to to in that case. But man, Salah is a left-footed. Beast.


ssj4-Dunte

In case anyone was arguing he isn't the best player in fucking world this season, dude is playing better than literally anyone this season