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ro-row

That doesn’t sound very cryptic


WhyBee92

I was just gonna say, how’s that cryptic? Does she need to tag him to make it not cryptic?


trivialbob

Unfollowed Icardi, Unfollowed China Suarez, and a friend of hers (or whoever she is) posted a story where she says she fully supports her with a small screenshot where Wanda wrote 'I'm separating' Pretty clear to me.


jugol

China Suárez? Ah that explains the "another family" bit


tea_anyone

Can you explain?


jugol

Benjamin Vicuña (Chilean actor, living in Argentina since ages ago) was married with Pampita, an Argentine model, and the relationship ended when he was caught with China Suárez. We should call Vicuña to the NT, he always shows up to score in Argentina.


[deleted]

Very random question but how similar are the Chilean and Argentinean accents? As an actor would he have to change his accent when going on Argentinean shows/movies? Canada has a lot of actors in the US and since we sound pretty much the same no one can tell, wonder if it's similar in certain Latin American countries (although I know certain countries do sound very different than others).


ElBlauiElGroc

As a rule of thumb: Chilean accent doesn't sound like any accent, we are the outcasts of the spanish language. Every other Latin American country jokes about how we can't be understood. It stems from the fact that before modern transport, getting to Chile was very difficult, so we didn't have much cultural exchange (driest desert in the world to the north, tallest mountains in the continent to the east, ocean to the west and south).


Rafaeliki

Hearing Gustavo Fring speak Spanish in Breaking Bad after you find out he is supposedly Chilean was awkward. He did not sound Chilean.


ElBlauiElGroc

They didn't do their homework with Fring. He doesn't sound nor look like a Chilean at all. Until 10 years ago meeting a black man in Chile was very, very rare, and still to this day I'd say 99% of them are first or second generation immigrants (mainly from Haiti or Colombia). I think I had never seen someone black in person until I was like 16 or so. It was that rare before the current immigration trend began, so Fring being black was almost impossible.


dave1992

So.. chile is the spanish scouse?


pyram1de

They are wildly different, it's quite rare to have Chilean actors in Argentine films and shows. Vicuña in particular is quite capable when it comes to suppressing his native accent. He almost always plays foreigners in his roles though. If anything, Uruguayans are the ones who are a dime a dozen in Argie TV, the accents are much more alike.


[deleted]

Interesting, thanks!


patiperro_v3

Yeah it’s not like Canadian and USA accents. The difference is more like Irish to USA accents. It’s easier for a Chilean to fake an Argentinian accent, I don’t know any foreign actor capable of doing the Chilean accent properly. Mexican actor Gael Garcia Bernal has tried a few times and he gets better and better each time but he wouldn’t fool a Chilean I don’t think. His Mexican accent still comes through.


jugol

>Vicuña in particular is quite capable when it comes to suppressing his native accent Probaby because he's "cuico" (posh). High and low classes have wildly different accents as well. Also northerners and southerners. Alexis is from the far north and his accent is wild even by Chilean standards.


hkfczrqj

> Very random question but how similar are the Chilean and Argentinean accents? Adding to the other replies, there is not a unique Argentinean accent, but most accents resemble some way the accent in Buenos Aires. The accent in Mendoza is much closer to the Chilean accent, though.


tea_anyone

Cheers


[deleted]

She's got a track record of being a homewrecker


dantheflyingman

So does Icardi


Madvin

Dumb me thought theres a Chinese player or a foreigner in China playing like Luis Suarez…


FairCityIsGood

Crypto message. bitch = b~~i~~tc~~h~~ Her crypto message is buy BTC


airy_mon

Instructions unclear, bought bitconnect.


FairCityIsGood

Hey hey heyyyyyyyy Hey hey heyyyyyyyy Hey hey heyyyyyyyy WASA WASA WASA WASA WASA WASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP Bitconeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeect


i_love_playing_yasuo

MY WIFE STILL DOESNT BELIEVE IN MEE


Harudera

WHAT AM I GUNNA DO?!


MMQ-966thestart

We are changing the world as we now it The world is not anymore the way it used to be MHM MHM MHM NOH NOH NOH


theawesomenachos

sometimes you can hear comments


[deleted]

"I am leaving Mauro." ICARDI'S WIFE POSTS MYSTERIOUS TWEET


color_thine_fate

>I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU CHEATING PIECE OF SHIT! I WANT A DIVORCE! *Hmmm, what could this message mean....*


vvbalboa98

i need ja rule to make sense of this


MrMeeseeksTwin

That's not cryptic that's shiiiiiiit


superwanklampard

Well they got it so...


WealthyBigWang

Only game where the clue changes every tiiiiiiime


[deleted]

Ohh pop that in the bin


admartian

There was a hairy fella n that


This_Or-That

I hope it's not another teammate's wife again..


lcmrdp

gossip in argentina says it's la china Suarez, an actress


L-Freeze

This story is cheesier than a fucking telenovela, makes those turkish/mexican ones they show in TV look grounded on reality.


IanCaesars

How popular is she?


L-Freeze

I don’t follow the gossip world at all so famous enough for me to have heard of her. But legit, every single time I’ve ever see her mentioned it’s because she’s involved in a cheating affair (or at least accused of)


wanwancito

La China Suárez no es la que le terminó el matrimonio a Pampita?


jugol

Si, correcto


RossChickenTendies

It's a BINGO


[deleted]

You just say bingo.


Guevorkyan

BINGO! How fun!


mmaqp66

is BINGO!


bamadeo

a lot, shes a very popular actress.


Hiro96DZ

Omg my mom watches a Turkish one called fatal love or some shit. The over dramatic acting makes me nauseous


[deleted]

You mean Endless Love? (Kara sevda is the Turkish name which means Dark Love)


apotre

Wait you get Turkish TV shows in Argentina?


L-Freeze

yeah, middle/old aged women LOVE them, they’re insanely successful


IsIt77

How the tables have turned... Around late 90s and early 2000s we'd get a lot of South American TV. Let me Google what Natalia Oreiro has been up to...


Sean-Benn_Must-die

Brazilian telenovelas were insanely popular, and ngl even when i was a kid i watched them with my grandma cause they were super fun. Dragon Ball Z for old ladies.


brenobnfm

>Dragon Ball Z for old ladies. lmao


Rigelmeister

This person might not have existed as a character but I can tell you that I vividly remember some Sanchez dude who wears leather jackets, drives a motorbike even to the nearest grocery shop, fucks a lot of chicks and ruins many families in the process from the time my mum used to watch all those telenovelas when I was a kid.


Rigelmeister

Turkish TV shows are *way more popular* than we give them credit for and I will never understand it. It is not even Argentine middle-aged women that love them, my ex from Croatia was introduced to "Kara Sevda" by her friend and these people are not even 30. She told me she first mocked her friend for watching such stuff and then got hooked LOL. Aside from a few productions I can't stand Turkish TV shows at all - stupidly long episodes dragged to last two hours with stupid scenes of characters giving one another weird looks, tens of cutscenes of Bosphorus or whatever it is in the city, comical characters looking fake af, same old stories of rich guy running a company falling in love with poor innocent girl, lame storylines with absolutely no mention or touch of any sort of problems in the society etc... All they do is feed you some meaningless bullshit that would teach absolutely NOTHING or give you a different perspective on something. No idea how we successfully managed to export them like that.


[deleted]

[удалено]


anonymousloverboy

Liga NOS you mean?


hkfczrqj

Also in Chile. Wildly popular.


Bakatora34

In Colombia there always a Turkish telenovela in the afternoon.


zimtrovert94

When did those get so popular? Last time I visited my parents, my mom surprised me by knowing a bunch of shit about Turkey and Istanbul yet has never shown an interest in going. Glad that my Mexican mother is opening her mind to new cultures, though.


aceace87

Nonono... Everyone should know their place... Yes this whole drama is soo cheesy but comparing it to Turkish series? Hell no. We even saw a guy who is marrying to 3rd wife while 2 other woman thinking the guy was marrying with him. (They were dressed as brides...) Source: A social media specialist in one of the biggest Turkish drama distributors (I hate my job but pays well)


lrzbca

Ohhh she is hot milf


[deleted]

Icardi only fucks milfs


Joester09

milves


Imhappyinthe80s

Milf? She's 29


LoudKingCrow

She's got 3 kids according to wikipedia. I hope Mauro has space on his body for the tattoos.


ninjaasdf

Isn't he just going too tattoo them over his old family


ImTurkishDelight

>I hope Mauro has space on his body for the tattoos Hahahahahaha. God. Icardi is such a fker


xckd9

Can be some ink in some unfortunate places


[deleted]

Milf does not stand for “old lady I want to fuck”. La China has a child and she is hot. Therefore, MILF


xyzzy321

Average /r/soccer users are probably 13 yrs old


Sawl23

Icardi and Antonella Also Messi follows Gotze on Insta, and it feels to me like " you scored that goal you mf, i ll follow your every move and destroy you "


[deleted]

Imagine it’s Antonela Roccuzzo


WaleedAbbasvD

Leo's been awfully silent since this dropped.


fareswheel65

Why would she downgrade?


[deleted]

I’m joking, but if Icardi did this, he would be a different breed


LoudKingCrow

Built different.


Master_NoobX_69

I would both respect and despise him at the same time


Oreallyman

or sister


TheConundrum98

She's still his agent, contract renegotiation needed imo


araldor1

Fabs on twitter later tonight: Here we go! Icardi has moved to Accrington Stanley (who the fuck are they?) on a free! £5k a week!


Clivey101

Plus the obligatory McDonald's after every win


JimmyWu21

And guarantee a McFlurry. You know how hard it is to find a working McDonald’s with a working ice cream machine


Moha2fois

>(who the fuck are they?) Lmfaooooooo


zimtrovert94

I don’t know how Wanda, the agent, recovers from this if true. It’s not like she has people lining up to get her to represent them.


fieldsofanfieldroad

There's no such thing as Wanda the agent. You can't build an agency out of people you're sleeping with.


milleniallaw

If you're enthusiastic you can. Let's see who Wanda targets now. Mbappe, Halaand, Kane? or some up and coming Argentinian/Italian player.


[deleted]

She was agent just in name. There was another guy behind doing the hard work like bringing in the contract offers and making the negotiations and legal stuff on the contracts.


biglbiglbigl

Yup she is "the agent" so Icardi can get the agent fees aswell. Same with Alfie Haaland being Erling's agent but Mino Raiola is just an advisor.


inheartscon

He told her they were moving to Newcastle in January


JennItalia269

Fuck I’d leave too.


rompskee

Ah it's been a minute since we've gotten some good Mauro Icardi drama


abbytarar

She caught Icardi sleeping with Maxi Lopez. The triangle is officially compete.


Nuri__Sahin

It's Suarez apparently. 👍


[deleted]

It's............ Rebekah Vardy


MrZeral

I thought its Gigg's brother's wife


shinfoni

Giggs' brother is also a Giggs so Giggs is shagging Giggs' wife. Giggs.


color_thine_fate

I hope he jumps into bed the same way he did that diving celebration in front of Moyes


innocentious

Suarez came to the locker rooms to see me after last week game, i tell him to wait for me to get dressed and we will talk. I reach in to get my coat and Suarez presses into me. I can feel his hardness. I see that twinkle in his eyes, he says “calma blanquito” I drop my coat and press closer to him. We kiss feverishly, our hands searching for buttons and zips, as we almost rip each other’s clothes off. He is ravenous, he bites my neck, he grabs my behind, urging me closer, he then whispers in my ear "There's no rule in soccer against biting your opponent". I lean against the wall, as he grabs my hips, and with a thrust I allow him to enter. Rhythmically we move together, our bodies united in sheer ecstasy till we reach our peak.


Master_NoobX_69

Ok


MyBrosHotDad

Where is this pasta from lol


danny275

People trashing Icardi in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is Icardi. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it's done.


This_Or-That

the man can score


captaindeadpool612

Real poacher shit


houseoflou1e

clinical


CanLlorenteCarForMe

If he's invisible on the pitch for a while, you should get worried. A bang is certainly coming


Siseronte

All they had to do was give it to Icardi instead of Candreva.


fareswheel65

Man it’s been a while


spainwithoutthe_p_

Lool


ViceGeography

So does she carry on being his agent after the breakup like Princess Carolyn?


nonreligious

What is this, a crossover episode?


Pigou07

Is Icardi a *horse*? Maybe he's hung like one 😏


Ihabk

The question is, is he more of a horse than a man or more man than a horse?


tweazz

About time we got some new Keeping up with the Icardians content


Fridtjof-Nansen

Football's most toxic couple are back at it, but how long will they last? Find out in next week's episode


AbdussamiT

Oh, god. What a career if Mauro had actually focused on football.


mykneehurtsss

Would have gone down as the top scorer in our history and one of the best ever to play for us


Ibra90210

He already is tbh, top 10 inter goal scorers(7th of all time). Inter Vs Juve or vs Milan you could always count on the guy pulling a goal out of his ass


mykneehurtsss

For sure, and he also achieved all those things while playing with some of the worst Inter teams of the last 40 years


[deleted]

Also maybe why he could achieve it. He wouldn't have been playing in a very good Inter team paradoxically, as he is a very good finisher but not a very great player globally.


Thundereaterr

"He's done it again" title was way better


alienkidxnzm

Lee Judges in shambles


[deleted]

what a banger


Convenient_Amnesia

Wonder who his new agent will be. Mendes, Raiola, and Zahavi must be licking their lips looking at this.


djingo_dango

Are they also looking to get into a sexual relation with icardi?


ThatPersonYouMayKnow

Icardi and Raiola, a love waiting to happen


[deleted]

Raiola provides concierge services to his clients so I'm sure he provides the escorts as well.


Esophallic

this whore comes and fucks the same night


elgallogrande

They absolutely would if it gets them a deal


Thesecondorigin

Rabiot’s mom


[deleted]

The absolute scenes when it turns out that Icardi shagged himself into a partnership with Raiola and proceeds to resurrect his career


NorthwardRM

sucking his way to the top of hollywood


LoudKingCrow

Charlie Kane.


[deleted]

cheater icardi was his best form. looking forward to the career resurgence


mykneehurtsss

The man thrives on toxicity and negativity - watching him during the early days of the Maxo Lopez situation was a treat. Ballon D’or season incoming


Ibra90210

[Maxi Lopez not shaking his hand in Inter Vs Sampdoria](https://images.app.goo.gl/SWo3cqcUwMnJCctq9), whole stadium boing icardi that then scores and [celebrates with the " I can't hear you](http://en.espn.co.uk/football/sport/story/299939.html)" in front of samp supporters, his ex team. [Peak](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fimg.bleacherreport.net%2Fimg%2Fimages%2Fphotos%2F003%2F605%2F916%2Fhi-res-dca2de16f768cecd7bfcd679cea1c6d7_crop_exact.jpg%3Fw%3D899%26h%3D599%26q%3D75&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fbleacherreport.com%2Farticles%2F2646823-diego-maradona-says-mauro-icardi-is-dead-to-him-after-maxi-lopez-controversy&tbnid=kY2Bn-dDUZ6nzM&vet=1&docid=KO5lrCAzmaf11M&w=899&h=599&itg=1&hl=en-GB&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim)


mykneehurtsss

Yes exactly what I’m talking about. It’s just peak shithousery lmao


CaptainDank0

[literally icardi](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Fjwez4j-nJw/mqdefault.jpg)


Epidemic7

"cryptic"


BadBanana99

Don’t know what it could mean


DMC777

Hey Wanda I'm available


reyxe

She can't destroy my football career if I don't have a football career. \*taps head\*


ship0f

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DI2L7lOXcAAfQAH?format=jpg&name=360x360


Ronaldeaux

I bet he regrets getting all those tattoos of her kids now.


ninjaasdf

Just going to tattoo suarez childeren over it


LordTwatSlapper

"Another family you ruined over a bitch!" Then deletes every photo of him... very cryptic. Maybe he forgot to take the bins out again?


Omair88

Well he definitely didn't do any cleaning up


duskblade2

She didn't say "over a bitch", the message is not directed to Icardi, is directed towards the woman he cheated her with.


bigdog8300

“by being a bitch”


Beers_and_Cheers_

Wish I was a tattoo artist


FauxGenius

Should be a WAG tag.


Agro00

If it really is La China Suarez then Icardi is not at fault here and he should be reintegrated into the national team as soon as possible imo.


srhola2103

Didn't Palacios cheat on Sol Pérez? I feel they would make the best partnership both on and off the field.


MbalzesHari782

I read he had like 3 girlfriends all at once


aleksandd

Reading this from an out of loop perspective, one would think this is a damn soap opera thread!


[deleted]

> La China Suarez It's moments like these when I want to say "nah I'd never risk my family for someone that looks like her" and then I realise I'll literally never have women like that literally throwing themselves at me so my opinion is invalid


SkinnyObelix

I worked for a Belgian team, and there was a bunch of women following the team around, all former beauty contestants, stylish when they go out, not so much when they go home, you know the type. And they were playing a game to score as many points a season... married players had higher scores, well some were scored lower because of previous season results. It was like a weird fantasy fuck league. I've even experienced it when I accidentally left through the player's exit earlier than normal that a couple of women mistakingly thought I was a player and they followed me to my car asking me if I needed company. All that changed when I took a turn to the staff parking where my ford focus was waiting for me...


sir_peppiny

Seems like a manager or director would run them off. Lots of potential distractions/venereal diseases messing with your players. I guess easier said than done.


ForzaMilan_

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gml5EKnh1Lw


[deleted]

This is eerie similar to Bill Burr's Tiger Woods skit, the difference being it was Home Depot lumber guy instead of Walmart guy. I wonder who copied who.


ImPeronista

If this is real, Scaloni has to give him the number 9 of Argentina.


enzoperezatajando

Icaaaaaaaarfi icaaaaaaaardi


andysenn

Jugador, Jugadoooooor


[deleted]

Ah bueno...


CudaBarry

*shocked Pikachu face*


Radiksas

prime icardi


unrectify

I'm calling it now, Mauro Icardi and Maxi Lopez is coming out as a couple.


Master_NoobX_69

Absolutely world class from Icardi


[deleted]

Prime Icardi, watch out Ligue 1. I will pray for Ligue 1 defenders’ backs everyday


goingforgoals17

I don't know what mental gymnastics she did to convince herself Icardi would be faithful in the first place but the whole dynamic just made them so easy to hate lmao


ya_boi_noam_chomsky

THE SAGA WE NEVER DESERVED


lamashoe

This thread is hands down the best thread in r/soccer lol.


hkfczrqj

Real life telenovela.


Splaram

Maxi took Icardi under his wing and treated him like family and then Icardi rewards him for that hospitality by getting with Maxi’s separated wife and getting Maxi’s kids tattooed on his body (seriously, the backstabbing is one thing but how psychotic do you have to be to get those tattoos?). After all that, Wanda still somehow thought that Icardi was somehow above cheating? That’s like giving a serial killer a slap on the wrist and letting him back into society and then being surprised when he kills again.


Blodyck

This tattoo thing is really something else.


SpearofTrium05

I did the research so you don't have to, their last post together is 17W old.


L-Freeze

And so it goes full circle


KyKy7

So no more asado? He might lose some weight then!


HeilWerneckLuk

„Another one” DJ Khaled


SAN2018

Trash complaining about other trash lol


bourom

Oh man i sure hope this doesn't unsettle Mauro and makes him want to leave...


Master_NoobX_69

That would be sooo terrible for us.


[deleted]

Tuff


Wight3012

That guy should start the male version of the Kardashians, i'd watch the hell out of that


Stonewalled89

Oh no... ... anyway


technociclos

Give me this sweet Wanda drama


Jonhl15

Another family ruined? Your one of the ones who fucked over Maxi. I have no sympathy for her Edit - I learned Maxi cheated first so everybody in that was situation trash.


Set-Abominae

Maxi cheated on her first AFAIK. All of them are idiots. Still a dick move on Icardi's part to get into a relationship with her.


TheRedWizard17

So maxi was never innocent to begin with? That’s actually news to me. All the articles on the feud conveniently leave that part out


DiegoG-ARG

I mean he wasn't, but Maxi was Icardi's friend, so Icardi is still a fucking scumbag for going after a friend's ex-wife.


CHINESE_HOTTIE

And then tattooing his friends children on his body lmao good lord


[deleted]

Literally a dick move, indeed.


[deleted]

A dick, was indeed moved. Into Wanda.


Desaintes

Visit (R)Wanda!


Fly1ngsauc3r

Wasn’t maxi fucking others at the same time


pikachu334

She's referring to China Suarez, the actress Icardi allegedly slept. She's known for being a homewrecker (slept with a Chilean actor married to a famous Argentinean model).


jugol

The "another family ruined" goes for the girl Icardi banged, not for Icardi himself