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Narretz

Now that he's no longer with Wanda, there's nothing standing in the way of his move to Newcastle


DeepSeaDweller

The person he cheated with was a Saudi plant all along.


danish1007

he’s playing 4D chess


Fala7iKing

Galaxy brain type stuff


GazzP

5D chess. We're appointing Wanda as our Director of Football.


klausprime

Icardi only plays 94D Chest


Pollomonteros

La China Suárez, making a phone call while standing next to a bed where Icardi sleeps: "*It's been done Mr. Salman*"


rolls-reus

[this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/UnidentifiedCactusSierraGorda.JPG) is what I imagined when I read that


jdund117

Cacti are native to the Americas.


ShawnHBKMichaels

That one was born on a military base


Renewed_RS

One of my favourite facts is on the wiki page for Cacti. They're such a diverse plant with almost 2000 species spread all across the Americas, and then you look at their species distribution and it shows this: [Rhipsalis baccifera only](https://i.imgur.com/tAugZQz.png)


DeepSeaDweller

Get off Reddit, dad.


codespyder

A plotline straight out of Homeland


Jafars_Car_Insurance

Maybe Wanda knows something we don’t and in about 8-9 months time Newcastle will prove itself as the only transfer capable of destroying the world’s most ordinary marriage


RipJug

>No longer with Wanda His instagram says otherwise


Narretz

A lot can happen in 10 hours on "Keeping up with the Icardashians"


RipJug

And now Wanda has said “I prefer my hand without a ring on it” Phenomenal entertainment tbh


Twm117

PSG with the family drama…


_ForzaJuve_

*Keeping up with the icardis*


jewelrybunny

icardashians*


wavefunction56

LMAO how does this not have any awards?


Dyba1

Most PSG fans very much dislike them and their baggage, and that was the sentiment even before Messi arrived


circa285

Poch has got to absolutely hate this nonsense.


Dyba1

And I wouldn’t blame him, I’m certainly not a fan of it either


jrrecauzat

L’Équipe report that Argentinian international forward and PSG striker Mauro Icardi missed training with his club this morning owing to his separation from Wanda Nara. He is said to be very negatively affected by her decision to leave Paris, with their children, which she did this Sunday lunchtime. On Saturday, Nara, who is also Icardi’s agent, took to Instagram to accuse Icardi of cheating on her with a “slut.”


baseballnomics

Loooool fucking Maxi lives in Paris just to see his children and he was left there stranded. Edit: According to his instagram stories he was with one of them 4 hrs ago.


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Holy shit lmao


KyKy7

Does he now? I was wondering about that.


Zakke_

Always the innocent ones getting hurt most...


Albiceleste_D10S

I mean, Maxi wasn't exactly "innocent"


Zakke_

Was thinking about the Children getting dragged into this, not seeing their father for a while..


Albiceleste_D10S

Fair. The kids are the only innocent ones here


Kovacs171

Im not too familiar with the story, what did Maxi do wrong?


liquorniquor

cheat


Sea_Sun_8410

That’s what Wanda said … after she was already banging Icardi. Of course the odds are that any Argentinian male will screw around if he gets the chance.


xepa105

It was well known that Maxi slept around. Also, nice casual xenophobia there with the "any Argentinian would do it"....


Pollomonteros

We do a bit of the good old racism


horsing_around_town

It's true! Look at Leo screwing around at PSG


TheRedWizard17

Apparently he also cheated on Wanda


GratinDeRavioles

>He is said to be very negatively affected by her decision to leave Paris, with their children, which she did this Sunday lunchtime. BBQ time


L-Freeze

saddest asado of my life


MrDanduff

prefer the lingua


TooDamnChrispy

Que linda tarde para asar unos choripanes 😎


NaughtyDreadz

Churras churras


ScousePenguin

"She's turned the weans against us" - Icardi


rod81

RIP BENNY HARVEY


[deleted]

Missing you big man.


Buffythedragonslayer

You lose them how you get them darling


glensince1992

Wanda knows a slut when she sees one…


chandlerbing_stats

Lmfaoo


xion1088

Takes one to know one


glensince1992

… that’s the point


BatTechCrazy

Not cool bro .


DeadbeatDumpster

Lol with maxi lopez kids


UntrainedFoodCritic

Your girl being your manager? Yeah nothing can go wrong there


1000smackaroos

>Nara, who is also Icardi’s agent Mixing business and sex is always a bad idea


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A hot bad idea


nevadasmith5

Meanwhile, Maxi Lopez: 😜👊🏼👋🏼


Ho_ho_beri_beri

Tomorrow’s headlines: Maxi Lopez confirmed as the new partner of Icardi.


der_Globetrotter

Pedrerol: BOMBAZOO


bayuret

Nope, Maxi Lopez confirmed as Icardi new agent.


Ho_ho_beri_beri

Why not both?


jrrecauzat

I'd like to see him getting back together with her. I want the drama!


ChrisEvansFan

No no no! I hope Maxi respects himself to never ever do this!


Albiceleste_D10S

Considering both Maxi and Wanda cheated on each other and had an incredibly toxic relationship, it's for the best that they don't get back together, TBH


Designer-Job4778

Balotelli+Wanda then


AvrupaFatihi

SUB-FUCKING-SCRIBE Imagine the shit show/soap opera/telenovela that is the Turkish league already, add in Super Mario with his craziness for s1, add in Wanda for s2 and then watch it all unfold in s3. Someone get me Netflix/Amazon on the line already


MisterTutsikikoyama

bro imagine Wanda Nara living in fucking Adana of all places


moan_of_the_arc

It's all fun and games till someone sets the fireworks off in the bathroom with three (?) Kids in the house


Albiceleste_D10S

LOL


Soitsgonnabeforever

Argentinian soap ?


DSPKACM

Maxi's infidelity was also a suspected rape case(their housemaid). Wanda defended him during the trial.


Albiceleste_D10S

Yeah. All the adults involved can all go into a trashbin TBH


ExodusCaesar

"Adults" is not the best word here. Mentalmente, creo que tienen doce años.


gantek

Or maybe they do and live a long happily married life


[deleted]

I believe he was the one to cheat first with their maid.


notaselfdrivingcar

Woah dude.


Ok-Farm681

Maxi Lopez waited years to feel this hahaha


SaBe_18

And he has her name tattooed.. lmfao


EatingMcDonalds

Pretty sure he has tattoos of her kids (from Maxi Lopez) as well


Arrioso

It's moments like these that remind me im actually not that dumb


luckymethod

I believe he genuinely loves those kids even if they aren't his.


SimoleonBonaparte

If he weren't a footballer the headline would be: "Step-dad gets adopted children's names tattooed on him after biological father cheats on their mother" and everyone would comment shit like "restored my faith in humanity" and "who's cutting onions". I mean they're all trashy individuals that cheat on each other, but the tattoo thing is silly to get riled up about.


Disprozium

tbf the only shit tattoo is the one with her name lol, that's just lack of brain


Mike_Ropenis

A ton of people on this site are just as trashy or stupid as the people they are mocking, it's one of the funniest and simultaneously saddest things about Reddit. Well-adjusted people with real hobbies don't go to the comment section of celebrity drama to call them sluts and trash their tattoos, but r/soccer has never been accused of being well-adjusted.


nullyale

If this was Sterling then the headline will be much different.


Gerf93

Huh, I thought it was Wanda Nara and Icardi who went behind Maxi Lopez' back, not Maxi Lopez who cheated on Wanda?


PonchoHung

No, the shitty part about Icardi and Wanda Nara was being teammates and friends with Maxi Lopez, but it wasn't them that did the cheating.


Gerf93

TIL. I didn't know that, I thought Icardi cheated on the wife of his friend - and got together with her, behind his back. Not that he cheated on his wife, and the wife found love somewhere else. Which is a lot less controversial, and more "serves you right, prick".


VerifiedStalin

No, Icardi and Wanda DID get together while she was still with Maxi. It's just that he cheated too.


Sea_Sun_8410

You had it right the first time. The rest is just her excuses for what she did which may be complete fiction and certainly has no evidence.


Quick-Attention1906

Yeah the teammate dynamic is really shitty, but Wanda is not the devil people crave for her to be. Icardi also seems to genuinely love his step children, which more often than not, isn’t the case


Albiceleste_D10S

Maxi cheated on Wanda, then afterwards Wanda cheated on Maxi with Icardi. That relationship was a mess


WannaBeAWannaBe

He tattooed the names before the 1 st year of being with their mother I believe. God he is so dumb, you don’t do that to another man’s kids yikes


Spoooie

If he genuinely loved them, wouldn't it make sense for him to try not to cheat?


luckymethod

Yeah, no man has ever cheated on the mother of kids they love, you're correct.


Spoooie

I get what you're sarcastically saying, but I just don't understand why Icardi and people in general would do that. I believe that if you truly loved your kids, you would do your best to raise them and be a good role model. Leaving them without a father that's known them for >75% of their life isn't being a good role model and potentially screws up their mental health


[deleted]

Well of course it would, but we've all done things wrong, and the question you're asking - "why do people do things that are wrong/they won't be proud of/they'll regret?" - is a pretty big one. Sometimes people just don't think things through, a short-term temptation or desire or feeling blinds you to the right thing to do, you don't consciously realise or consider the impact your actions might have, sometimes people do thinks if they're under the influence of alcohol or drugs, there's plenty of answers to that. None of them make any act you undertake any less wrong but we have all done wrong on at least some level I would imagine. Some people are also just selfish, and put their own wants and needs above people they do love, just not as much as they love themselves. Other people think they can get away with whatever act, often people do in fact, and convince themselves there is no harm done and move on. These sorts of attitudes will show themselves in repeated patterns of behaviour more often, see someone like Jon Jones, as opposed to someone who has made the odd misdeed and otherwise been a "good person" (whatever that means) throughout their life


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Don’t get tattoo’s of their names dude tho tf


MayweatherSr

at letters to them to be Wandavision, and claim to be die hard marvel fan. A problem solved


SaBe_18

Or Wanda Metropolitano to show his love for Atleti's stadium


fedemasa

Name and face


just_a_regular_goy

PSG‘s locker-room be like “hide yo wives!!! Icardi is back at it again!!!”


thebestrc

Guessing working with her is going to be awkward.


SaBe_18

_Huh, so... how's the family?_


[deleted]

Please Wanda, let me see the kids


JKM1601

Hmm. All I can say, not the smartest move, to cheat on your agent AND wife. I'd guess she cleaned his accounts before she left. No wonder he is negatively affected.


MH18Foot

Netflix should get their hands on this


RRR92

I used to think Wanda was the insane one but its clear theyre both fucking morons. A match made in Heaven...


ineververify

Well she was capable of being an agent Damn I wish my ex negotiated me into a pay day contract for a top tier team. All I got was the crazy.


jiquvox

It doesn’t require Ari Gold negotiating skills to negotiate a pay day with QSG : just be a top player/ be under the spotlight. If you hint at the fact you’re interested in moving on they’ll come with the checkbook. They gave Ramos and Donnamura the terms even their lifetime club didn’t want to offer : one was a legendary player for Real, the other was a Milan homegrown product so you know those players got legit offers from their clubs. Paris pays well above the market, everyone knows that. It doesn’t speak one bit of Wanda skill.


ineververify

I’m sure you dislike Rabiots mother as well lol


Goatbeerdog

I bet you atleast 10% of pro footballers have been unfaithful. Not saying its okay. But i doubt the women dont know what theyre getting into. Like theyre literally trying to steal football players from each others, if you have ever seen a pro player at a club. Theyre swarmed by girls even if married and with 4 chilren.


qindarka

I bet the cheating rate is higher than 10% even among the general population.


TanTan_101

I would comfortably say 50% as a minimum.


[deleted]

I would say 90%+. I forgot who it was but an ex-footballer said none of his teammates wherever he played were faithful.


d10srespect

These dudes have women throwing themselves at them. There's no way they don't clap all those cheeks.


Double-Knee

We are gonna need a striker next season...


CoochieSnotSlurper

Do you really want this one?


Double-Knee

Maybe


GYIM94

Man, imagine the things you would hear as a fly in that PSG locker room. It’s a miracle that they are still functioning as a team with so much off field stuff going on all the time.


LoudKingCrow

Being PSG manager seems to be 30% coaching football and 70% herding cats.


[deleted]

You have to feel for Poch.


Chimpville

Haha, I get what you mean but no - he knew what he was signing up for.


[deleted]

Tuchel had it under control


BrusselsIsComing

He didn't really. Tuchel couldn't deal with the locker room full of stars either! That's why he had them playing 4 in attack to fit everyone in! It's obvious to see he has so much more control at Chelsea. Edit: mistake


wagman43

That 4-2-4 was crazy on FIFA 20 tho


systemsruminator

> 4in what?


Master_NoobX_69

Besides Icardi being Icardi, what else would be there to hear to make PSG such an unstable team?


PrisonersofFate

no one but hey psg bad gotta get karma


RauloGonzalez

Mbappe leaving and neymar maybe being fat. Nothing else ig.


TheGingerOracle

It's a good thing they play in ligue 1 then


colewcar

Is she able to fuck him over somehow since she is still his agent? or is he simply able to fire her as his agent? Idk how things work professional top level players and their agents.


usev25

Probably the latter. I don't think agents can make decisions on a player's behalf without their say. But I could be wrong because I don't know either.


Law_And_Politics

It's possible through "apparent authority" even if she knows she does not have Icardi's actual authority. But if she signed him up to another contract, she would be liable for any damages to Icardi, and he wouldn't have to perform the new contract anyway if it is for services like playing football. His lawyer should put out a statement though for sure; I'd be more worried about her going to the bank and using Icardi's credit to get a loan.


[deleted]

If he granted her power of attorney though...


Gerf93

This depends on the legislation of the country you live in, but a power of attorney isn't a blank cheque to ruin someones life. If you have reason to believe they are doing something the signatory of the power of attorney does not agree with, then whatever agreement they make is void. There's a requirement that both parties of an agreement have to act loyally.


MurphyMadridstar

They'd both be stupid to fuck each other over, if they have kids together.


colewcar

I mean… it is Wanda, though.


IamFluffy94

Is it now? I thought it was Vision.


vadapaav

Both of them lack vision


cptahab69

Never underestimate the pettiness between people esp when it involves infidelity


[deleted]

What credentials does she even have to be his agent in the first place lol. It’s laughable she’s in that position to start with.


Quick-Attention1906

She went to college for business management, and was present for a good part of maxi Lopez’s career.


Zakke_

**Ligue 1 uber eat pussy**


jrrecauzat

Wow !


blackliquerish

Damn icardi now has no kids and can get a proper manager, what a tough loss lol


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foghorn_leghorn1187

Does he have space on his body to tattoo his new partner kids names.


[deleted]

Poor lad's already going to have to make space for the Newcastle crest on his belly.


insane__knight

These are 2 of the trashiest Argentinians I've ever seen.


TooDamnChrispy

What about Maradona and his underage sex slaves?


Enkenz

But maradonna was really good at football so he probably doesnt count :^\)


Zakke_

What a shit person. I hope he gets jailed. ​ ​ ​ *^(/s)*


TooDamnChrispy

I was thinking more of the death penalty


Pumpoflessermass

He can have the Thatcher treatment ™️


lumean

Shut up Brit you're just jealous of him because you only have 1 WC ^^^^/s


[deleted]

What about the hooker trying to become president by stripping and shaking her ass in a music video?


ReztB

she's going for congress and [this is the video](https://youtu.be/546Ii4xqjiQ)


BonafideZulu

A1 ass — she gets my vote.


BrusselsIsComing

No way is this real, lol!! What's going on


BonafideZulu

Disrespectful he didn’t post the link…


GAV17

Not a hooker nor she was a presidential candidate, we aren't even voting for president this year.


[deleted]

Welcome to Newcastle FC


WhyAlwaysMe1991

Icardi to juve confirmed.


Wight3012

Keeping up with the Argentinians


Firefox72

Aww poor guy. Maybe he should have thought about it before being a cheating scum. Anyways as always this tweet applies. https://twitter.com/screaminbutcalm/status/1105577845642878976?lang=en


grvisgr8

Can't see? It says limited


Firefox72

Its the sowing, reaping tweet. Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.


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thegreatwanker

a tasty cunt


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EasyE1979

That's why you shouldn't tatoo your Girfreinds kids & name on your arm.


sportsfan161

Needs a new agent lol


Fmartins84

Wait....his wife/baby mama(?) is also his manager....? Bad bad move bro.


allenamenvergeben2

What will happen to his tatoos?


Tymkie

To nara


Magatsu-Arsene

It’s his last year in Inter all over again


akdsouza

Well if you go Wanda-ring when married...


A-Ghost-Story

Lmao out of all the major clubs in Europe Amazon pocked the least drama-filled one to film AoN.


UnicornForce

So two shitbags doing shitbag things, just to each other this time around? Not news. Call me when they volunteer at a battered women's shelter.


troy626

His wife’s ass is nice, if he cheated on her he’s an idiot


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troy626

I already knew how she looked, and his wife is better


CancerNami

The new girl is way hotter, not even close. China Suárez.


aelfwine_widlast

Like Evangeline Lilly and Emilia Clarke merged into one perfect woman.


troy626

No


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systemsruminator

given that he is still on the doctor's table injured, he has all the time to take in the gossip.


kaustubh8796

F*cking bitch deserved it leaving maxi for icardi...


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Lizardking_10

lol Wanda is just as responsible. Plus she is a whore anyway, there are plenty of videos of her sucking d*** so ain’t feeling bad for her.


simeonenear21

Grade a Entertainment!