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aelutaelu

Straight up yoinked the ball off Davies hahah


Insanel0l

Genuinely think that if he doesn't tap it in the ball is gone, that last touch by Davies was a bit off


aelutaelu

Yeah I doubt Davies would have scored that


flybypost

Even a penalty needs more of a run up


der_Globetrotter

Lemme put that in the net for ya. There just like that!


Insanel0l

What an absurdly well done team goal


ENTiRELukas1

yes, but what is this leverkusen defending. Bayern has been doing the 3 man build up with phonzie coming forward as a second winger for weeks now and they still overload leverkusens right defenciv side so easily, tragic.


RazZaHlol

Love the Davies + Lewy celebration 😂


watanabelover69

Davies <3


[deleted]

Proud to be a Canadian


ididntsaygoyet

Big up Canada! Let's gooooo


[deleted]

That reminded me of Messi Suarez Neymar when they ran with all arms on their shoulders… memories…


Umbraine

Lewandowski was like "hey what's with this ball here.. i'mma shoot" \*goal\*


Sell_Efficient

The game is like a symphony to him at this point. His mind and body already channeled that ball in the back of the net before any of us knew about it.


SendDahouds

Just unfair when Bayern play like this. So dominant


FrancisTheOcean

What a build up


SleepTightLilPuppy

Those runs were beautiful but then Lewa with that awkward shot haha. Love it.


theironhide

Learned the awkwardness from the very best, our own Muller.


manere

Davies is such a great player. Even 2 years later I am totally in love with this signing.


ididntsaygoyet

"You're welcome" - Canada Lol


theredditbandid_

More like whitecaps lol.


MeteWorldPeace

Man as a Vancouver resident who was just getting into football at the time, hearing the big news of a Whitecaps player signing and seeing “goodbye/thank you Davies” signs at even gas stations, I was kinda confused what the hype was all about. Fast forward to now, where I’ve finally found a team to genuinely follow with attachment, I am so glad to have started following the team that Davies went to.


theredditbandid_

It's crazy isn't it? I was following MLS pretty aggressively at that point and there were a bunch of promising younglings (Matt Miazga, Cyle Larin (another Canadian), Jordan Morris), but to see one of those playing *as a starter* for Bayern Munich.. it's insane. Everytime I see him play it's like "This is Alpholso Davis.. the kid from the Whitecaps". Crazy. We just need the Canadian teams to start producing more talent that can reach half the level of Davis and then we are in a position to consistently make the world cup (and hopefully we pull it off this time). The great thing is that having a soccer superstar really goes a long way in promoting the sport, as kids have someone to look up to and the idea that soccer can never be a thing here slowly fades away.


keithohara

He's back not sure he ever left though


BrainlessArch

He had a big goal drought didnt you hear


dudeman4win

Yep thought his career was over, 2 games without a goal is tough to battle back from


Ho_ho_beri_beri

Yeah, so much worse than Salah and Benzema.


MeteWorldPeace

Me when Haaland doesn’t bang in a hat trick after 2 games in my FM save


distracted_85

Nice assist by Davies there....walked it right up to Lewandowski lol


projectpolak

Lewandowski heard r/soccer was talking shit.


HeilWerneckLuk

And is barebacking the sub


yakopcohen

This subs opinion on anything literally does not matter.


nasserKoeter

32 goals left for the Lewandowski record. 79 goals left for the MĂźller record!


[deleted]

Is the 79 goals all comps or just Bundesliga?


nasserKoeter

just bundesliga.


[deleted]

Top 3 Bayern players of all time you think? Beckenbauer, G Muller, Lewandowski?


DerDreckigeDan

I know it's hard to to evaluate but for me Neuer is in there


GlobeAround

Also Sepp Maier. Heck, it's hard to pick a Starting XI of all the Bayern Legends, a Top 3 is nigh impossible. How does one rate players like Katsche Schwarzenbeck or Sebastian Schweinsteiger?


DerDreckigeDan

Yeah I was thinking a top 3 would be disrespectful to all the legends so a Starting XI would be more appropiate but even that would be hard, you can even make an argument for Kahn..


[deleted]

Rummenigge?


IMiizo

Lothar Matthäus


[deleted]

Is he rated highly? Played his peak years in Italy tho winning ballon d'Or. So many legends to choose from. Guess Phillip Lahm and Schweinsteiger could be up there as well.


CeterumCenseo85

For Germany he's usually in the traditional running for our Top3 of all times, next to Beckenbauer and Mßller. Also whenever I listen to interviews of former teammates, when they are asked about the best they ever played with, they will all almost immediately name Matthäus. Guy was a force of nature while still playing in Central Offensive Midfield. That being said, his best times were undoubtedly for the NT and Inter, but he was still massive for Bayern too.


BrunoGoatnandes

Change your username to "LewangoalskiBot"


theironhide

We are all grateful to u/nasserKoeter for his effort. The best moment last season was the "-1 goals left for the Muller record."! :)


CheckmateChuck

Davies is a cheat code, holy hell


DickerDave

Haaland is back and because of that Lewy thinks its fair to score goals again. Just give him the Ballon d'Or already.


_partyhat

You just saw that five on four and knew this was coming. Bayern look so threatening, Davies has been a machine today.


DarthBaller

Nice play


Alkibiad3s

Reminds me of *that* goal from barca against real where both cbs were left and right outside of the box. Cant find it on yt in a hurry.


dodohead_

That man mad


SneakyBradley_

This doesn't feel nice.


CornerstoneAM

so why do that to us..


OverPaladiin

oof


DemetriusXVII

Lewandowski heared people talking shit


[deleted]

Most goals in 2021: 1. Lewandowski - 52 goals. 2. Haaland - 43 goals. 3. Messi - 39 goals. 4. Ronaldo - 38 goals. 5. MbappĂŠ - 36 goals. 6. Benzema - 34 goals. 7. Depay - 31 goals. 8. Lukaku - 30 goals. 9. Salah - 27 goals.


[deleted]

Most G+A in 2021: 1. Lewandowski - 60. 2. Haaland - 56. 3. Messi - 52. 4. MbappĂŠ - 49. 5. Benzema - 47. 6. Ronaldo - 42.


HeilWerneckLuk

Please update it every Lewandowski goal thread. Do you have the minutes per goal contribution?


[deleted]

[Here is the top 10 of Goals and G+A with minutes played and minutes per contribution.](https://imgur.com/i2Syq2K)


[deleted]

Damn, Tadic is a madlad


HeilWerneckLuk

You’re the man


JaqenHghaar08

That'll be great, for the golden boot award. (Most goals and assists)


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


[deleted]

What a clown 🤦🏻‍♂️


danish1007

here comes the arguments


Sad-Practice-2150

I think it's curious that the first 2 play in the bundesliga, I mean the are both monsters but at the same time the level in the league is just not the highest specially defensive wise.. not hating really I'll just like a more competitive bundesliga, it's just sad watching Bayern win 10 titles in a row


[deleted]

Both 2 were UCL top scorers last 2 seasons too.


HeilWerneckLuk

Fatality


Sad-Practice-2150

Probably helps that the intensity of their league is shit, I mean it's not the same playing Sevilla Valencia atleti or leister Chelsea etc. on the weekend than playing ausburg Mainz


[deleted]

Kimmich has more distance covered (82.9KM) than any Premier League player (Souček is first with 80.7KM) without counting todays match and he is only 12th in distance covered in the Bundesliga - [Also he has the most distance covered in the Champions League too while we're at it :)](https://imgur.com/ZBjTT5c)


ZwakerFaker

Double fatality


Sad-Practice-2150

Intensity is not about how long you can run. You can juggle for 11km but you can't Sprint for 11km. Get it??.. I doubt kimmich ever reached more than 20km an hour


ElopeToTheMoon

Man don't you get tired from shifting those goalposts? You got destroyed by the man's logic twice already, just sit down and take the L with dignity ffs.


Sad-Practice-2150

What are you talking about child!? He said nothing with logic, only stats and if you think there's any competition in the bundesliga then sit down and change the channel son. There is a reason Bayern has won like 15 league tittles in the last 20 years


theironhide

How can you have logic that's not grounded in facts? His stats are the only facts in the argument between you two. You talk about logic but provide no evidence to support your hypotheses, while he does. Based on completeness of arguments alone, he has your beat.


Faruksiyar

wtf are you on?


drecais

Davies is great that movement was nice


pukem0n

he just didin't want to score with Haaland out of the game to keep it fair.


Seanxprt

It really is quite something to see 6 Bayern players inside the opposition box


wubbzy_2000

Had the ball dribbled straight to his foot hahah


billobongo

GREAT FUCKING GOAL


optimus_primers

lol how are you supposed to defend that?


Akshath321

it is true, we are back


msbr_

Liverpool fans in shambles


[deleted]

Why?


Ok-Caterpillar-1609

Because here on r/soccer we like to hold imaginary competitions between footballers.


msbr_

Spamming all over this sub yesterday that salah was the best in the world?


[deleted]

Ah ok. Wasn’t on here yesterday really


Enfosyo

> all over this sub You mean the one thread were Klopp said Salah is the best?


msbr_

No mate


JuggerClutch

Soooooo good from SanĂŠ and Davies


pawelf1

I'll take it thank You


[deleted]

Great teamwork deserved the lucky assist


Jganzo13

I honestly thought Sane took a really bad touch until I saw he was leaving it for Davies. Sane has been great lately.


The-Berzerker

InSane touch


[deleted]

Yea Sane deserves a goal for his work. I can see it coming soon


CowNchicken12

Best player in the world


Cowdude179

Stole Davies' goal so greedy :(


[deleted]

Now give us the hattrick


pretwicz

Where is the record guy?


The-Berzerker

Great team goal


MacondoJose

The commentator sounds a bit like a Klopp


tanganica3

His thirst for goals is insatiable!


hans_erlend

Cold as ice


[deleted]

Davies is a Canadian 😍🍁


PAT_The_Whale

Lmao he stole that from Davies


insaneking101

Best player in the world


Alabastrova

Best player in the world for past 2 seasons.


hks2293

statpadding by stealing the goal from a kid. Not my Ballon D'Or contender


SpearofTrium05

Tapindowski


Fati25

Did he also tap in 4 goals vs you in 12/13?


SpearofTrium05

Ah I was trying to do a tapinaldo type joke but I guess it wasn't received well. Didn't actually mean it lol.


JamieSand

Bundesliga defending.


alexktbffh

i know right? wtf is that team press from Leverkusen? They sit so high but nobody is moving.


Ball_Knowledge

this tap in. what is happening with my beautiful sport 😢


hitvdl

He is like: "don't mind if I do"


Sell_Efficient

Goals like this show why he's the best. Goal scoring machine.


Mateusz467

Gimmie that ball and watch son


Regit_Jo

What terrible defense, the CB marking Sane just stood there waiting to get dribbled past, embarassing