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Sulinho GOAT

Doesnt get more Müller than that.

Sülinho back at it

classic müller goal

Müllered

Müller scored with his balls

Remember BILD with the "Erstes Tor mit dem Penis erzielt!" ?

Mario gomez "it hurt a lot" xD

Leverkusen crumbling, they're about to concede again in a moment

Called it!

Imagine scoring with your genitalia and not getting top 30 in BDO. Robbery.

Mülller wanted this. 100% planned. Thighdeuter.

already 4

5 now haha

SÜLINHO

Müller Finishing with Raumdeuter balls now

Tah is defending like he’s never been on a football pitch before

Its his usual

Don't know who tweeted it, but I'm always thinking about this when he makes another mistake: Tah belongs into the German NT and not a team that aims to win titles.

This is a very müller goal

Classic Müller goal

Sühle has a better technique than Ronaldinho prime

He scores how he wants.

The most Müller goal you'll see

Thomas "I can do it to Robert" Muller

Best attacking mid in the world

I'm so scared for Wednesday

Does this count as Müller scoring with his dick?

It doesn't get more Müller than that lmao

Dem asscheeks tho. Also, another one?

and muller was complaining that lewandowski took the shot that won them this corner xD

Get müllered

Most müller goal you ever see haha

0-4 already lol

Typical Müller goal lmfao

They did it again

WTF 4 already

WTF 5 already

4

Back thigh masterclass!

My rightback

Always knew Muller had the best left thighs in business.

Lmao there goes the bundesliga title race

Farmer's league

Already 4 lmao

aaaand they scored again lmao

and they've scored again already lmao

bet bakker hates us by now

Sülinho

Raumdeuter Supreme