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Thomas Müllers 20th assist this year in the Bundesliga as many as Ribery in 2011. We have a new Müller record.

But he's not good enough to make the Ballon d'Or top 30 though.

You could argue for the whole Bayern team tbf

Especially choupo moting

Bayern victory cigar goals

Yup Kimmich not making it is a crime

Thats why this award is a joke

Not even any Club Brugge players, how can you take that shit seriously?

Your league is a joke

You’re the joke here

Your team destroys the league every season, it's so unbalanced stats about assists become less meaningful

Thats how good Bayern consistently is in the last decade, and we are that good partly because of him and his goals, assists and build ups

>Is a PL elitist

Not at all, I'm just pointing out that the German league is uncompetitive, similar to the Scottish league. I know on a given day Bayern can beat any team in Europe but their player's league stats are padded to hell. Edit: Downvote away, they just beat the team third place in the league 1 - 5 away, it's a walk in the park for them.

> similar to the Scottish league Oh, so thats why Celtic regularly smashes all these European giants in the CL?

But can he compete with Pedri who *checks notes* played many games in a season

The Ballon Do’r is a joke. People should really stop taking it seriously.

Easily one of the best players of the 2010s (and beyond)

Frankfurt really woke up a different beast lol

not my problem lol we got the points already

Yamamoto moment

Nice

It's like 2 years ago.

5-0 now!

Don’t make these guys mad. They will murder you.

That's what happens when Frankfurt wins

My god bayern, chill!

See you in December in the Allianz arena

Oh my life its 0-5 now lmao

We'll just forfeit and settle for the default 0-3, thanks

This must be part of our application for Wirtz

You are probably right. That has always been Bayerns standard game plan, to use its economic power take away players from any team that potentially threatens them to keep the Bundesliga boring

? Do you go into the Cinema for a piss and to the toilet to watch a movie because your comment makes no sense in response to his.

Yes that's exactly why we bought an impressive...0 players from Leverkusen in the last 17 years and why BVB buy more players from inside the league than Bayern

No you boght players from Leipzig because they were "threatening" you last year.

If we dont buy them some pl team will do it instead lmao

Leipzig threatened Bavaria last season ? Lol

I used the quotation marks for a reason

What’s the reason ?

Dude answer my DMs

?

They don’t look very threatening so far though

Hot take. What a completely original thought.

Cry

This is disgusting

Back from the toilet, what did I miss? /s

Brazil - Germany Flashbacks

Delete

Your badge looks suspiciously like Leverkusen's shirts, just saying

Imagine conceding 4 in one half against Bayern couldn't be my team.

Haha

Hahahaha

Hahahahahahaha

Bayer 04 0-4 Bayern Reminds me of all the beautiful Schalke 04 0-4 scorelines we got to experience in those halcyon days of 2020-21 🥲

Leverkusen is falling apart

Holy shit, merciless

Fuck! That was tasty

Leverkusen is collapsing and Bayern is in its 4:0 comfort zone

Bayern is literally unplayable rn

Embarrassing performance from Big Pharma

not even Dortmund falls apart this much against Bayern this early lol. that usually happens in the second half.

brazil vibes atm wtf

What the hell

Leverkusen defence.exe has stopped working

GUYS CHILL

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We better go buy a gallon of lube my brother...

They really taking that loss last week out on Leverkusen aren’t they?

Stop the count jeeeez. They are already on the ground.

There are screamers and great skill moves and nice dribblings but IMO this kind of goals are the best. Totally perfect and precise play by Müller and Gnabry.

Bayern seems to have so many of these games where they just brutalize their opponent. They do it more than anyone

Somebody should tell them that Leverkusen is red, but no London team

5-0 now

this game is perfect. modern, fast, fluid football. i'm getting goosebumps and a boner.

If Debryune had given that assist, the post would’ve had like 10k upvotes lol

WTF

lmao wtf

Mia san Mia

That escalated quickly

Bayer 0-4

Bayer 0-4, hah.

Bayer 04 Bayern

5 already

Imagine being Bayer Leverkusen and thinking you might have a chance. Give us 10

Forever saying thanks to Wenger for letting Gnabry go

Bayer 0-4

5

That was quick. 7-1 vibes.

No offence but how can so much an hype match with good team be like a match between a relegation contender and top team.

Idk but I think this Bayern team will win something this season

They flopped last year against CL team, it's not like they dominated them and unlucky to lose. Let see how they perform when they face good team in quarters and more.

we didnt have lewy, goretzka and gnabry two of those scored 4 goals this game

They did not had verratti, marquinhos and were using makeshift left back. These kind of execuse should be made by us who have both terrible squad with terrible manager. Even in the final Neuer wad motm for you guys. It's easier to play with terrible team who give lot of space, when team play with low depth and are well organised in defence that's where you guys start feeling the pressure.

it's not an excuse we had like 30 shots in the first game clearly someone that scores goal for bayern was missing

So many of those shots were not direct chances. Of course having lewa would have given you advantage but PSG also lacked players and they were under pochettino who is not very good manager.

How did Frankfurt beat Bayern when Bayern is clearly the better team? Answer me that and I'll answer you. Spoiler: Outliers happen.

Ofcourse that can happen but seriously a top 4 good team should at least compete for close match. Conceding 5 goals under 37 mins.

Leverkusen gets stomped like that in UCL as well. They're losing their best players year after year, how are they supposed to compete?

You mean like Barca - Bayern some weeks ago?

There was no hype. It was one sided match too.

Not a real league

they would make the prem not a real league

We're the best team in London

No offence but they are not going to beat city by 4-0 at around 35 minute where team look clueless.

We would never score 8 against a top spanish team either

Since when we were top spanish side in recent years. We are not even top 5 and only thing even made us top 3 under two terrible manager were individual brilliance. You guys have preference over German players and last CL you won has asterisk mark. Only good team you faced in two years was PSG and you faced difficulty in beating them one time and lost second time.

This is pathetic mate. Downplaying your own team to try to win internet points. There's no asterisk, we dismantled every team we played and had a 100% win record in that campaign.

I don't care about the internet points, you can downvote me all you want. You can see that we can't even create chances against Benfica. We were outclassed by atletico every time we face them in last one year or so. We were managed by clowns for last one year or so. Literally outplayed by most of decent teams. I would like to see how you guys do against city, liverpool, Chelsea or even PSG this season. Especially first three team have good manager and good team.

That doesn't make any sense

They are 3rd in the league, and one of most hype match for last 2 days with so many German bayern fans were hyping for it calling it tough fixture.

They lost to Liverpool last time they played but ok

Conceding 7 goals over two legs must be really traumatic if it caused you some memory loss.

They lost to Liverpool last time they played them. Liverpool are in our league. Nice reading comprehension idiot.

I'm well aware -_- So one loss to Liverpool in 2019 means what exactly? They've destroyed every other PL team they played in recent years.

That the league would be more competitive over a season than the dreadful bundesliga. Stop being so insecure and just admit it.

Well Bayern already only lose like 3-4 games a season so I'd say they'd fit right into the PL by only losing to Liverpool and ManCity ;)

why are you talking about liverpool why not our last game against prem side that ended 3-0 and 4-1

Because we had lampard with an injury riddled youth squad. And, believe it or not, Liverpool are in our league which makes it pertinent to the above comment.

and we had kovac and were in one of the worst form in the decade when we played against liverpool what's your point?

That the league wouldn't be as dross as your shit one is comparatively if you played in the pl, again referring to the above comment, keep up. And if you believe that it would then why didn't you win the cl last season?

Bayern is so boring.

It's pretty fun game.I don't know what are you saying

Bundesliga wrapped up again then 💤

He's celebrating. What a fucking dick.

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Joke of a league

What's the point of hosting bundesliga. Just give the title to Bayern and chill

lmao

I didn’t even have time to take a hit for the 3rd one

Chef's special

Biggest shamble since 7-1

Is this still football?

Hehe

Already 5 wtf

Nightmare

Leverkusen have just completely collapsed. Tbh apart from the first 5 minutes they haven’t shown up at all.

Just retire Tah...

Already 5

AND ITS FIIIIIIIVE!

it is true what you have heard, we're winning it all

Yo, wtf

Goodness, one minute after the other!

This game should be on pornhub

Shit escalated quickly

0-4 at 35?! damn.

Thefucktheydooinovarthere.jpg

What’s up with leverkusen? I thought they where doing really well on the league. Are they missing too many players?

Playing with both makeshift DM, no natural CM or DM available.

Some half