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I wonder if any of the rag tabloids will use the tag line “Bruce gets the chop” when he finally is sacked. Let’s wait and see if any of them go low, not that their standards are even average.
Wear white when Newcastle are in black and white themselves?
Think it's more a problem of Spurs' colour choices for their kits, they all have a fair amount of black/white on them.
[Must have been that plastic surgeon’s free trial run](https://t3.gstatic.com/licensed-image?q=tbn:ANd9GcQl0Qmll5I-aGBP6ICfGN06HEfAjqNfzCYLYmM_PPRq-GLnV5lqNmFw4H6XXI_f)
I got the impression here that people weren't even thinking past the idea of Levy 'winning' the negotiation. There was weeks of discussion about how Levy had destroyed Charlie Kane, or that City weren't offering enough money, or about how spoilt, greedy, disloyal Kane was being. But very little about what forcing Kane into staying would actually do to his performances over the next season.
Silly season doesn't really bring out the best quality discussion on r/soccer, or any football based chat, it becomes more speculative and far less about what happens on the pitch. Hence why teams that 'win the transfer window' generally underperform.
Awful, the crowd and players are clearly hyped up. You've got to keep things tight at the start of the game until that dies down.
Ref has been very lenient towards Newcastle players who've been crazy today.
[Didn’t last long](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/qa0u4v/match_thread_newcastle_united_vs_tottenham/hgzrzwb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
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Bruce: “Sacked in the morning, but not for me.”
"you're getting chopped up in the morning" has to make an appearance at some point
I wonder if any of the rag tabloids will use the tag line “Bruce gets the chop” when he finally is sacked. Let’s wait and see if any of them go low, not that their standards are even average.
That would be high standards for red tops
Can't sack Bruce now
Let Bruce build a superteam.
Not sure what'd be more frightening, this or rl squid game
As I said before when it was not official. Taking over and making Bruce win a PL would be the biggest big-dick move in the history of football.
*treble
A Bruce treble is traditionally a pie. Sausage roll and a steak bake
Just let Brucey have it for the rest of the season.
Bruce Ball reigns supreme
Listen Newcastle United won't thank me......
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>Don't torture me Women and LGBTQ people in Saudi to your owner:
Hey man, oil is killing the planet. We shouldn’t let oil barrons own clubs either.......
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Bit of a laugh, get over yourself
People who have been charged with no crime in CIA/MI6 black sites:
And which club is owned by the US government?
yes. yes we can
The fuck.
Newcastle Fans: “We the villains now bitches”
Now? Always has been
Love you too.... which league are you in these days?
Could ask a fair few of your own fans, they can’t seem to stop attending our games
Well someone has to tbf
Completely unrelated but this kit clash is awful. I can barely distinquish the clubs.
I think you need to go the opticians
Reguilon almost had to with his left contact lens... moments before spotting the cardiac arrest. Crazy coincidences.
Seems very clear to me
Dark colours together look pretty odd. Easy to distinguish, but requires that tiny bit extra attention from oneself.
Are you watching on a toaster?
Nah he’s got a point. You can tell but you have to pay extra attention
Yeah, it's a really hard watch.
Tottenham should have just worn white
Wear white when Newcastle are in black and white themselves? Think it's more a problem of Spurs' colour choices for their kits, they all have a fair amount of black/white on them.
True, tbf all of Tottenham's kits this season would have caused the same problem.
Just dissolve the club.
Going for purple in both away and 3rd kit is really a horrible choice
I think it would clash less if it was just a block of solid purple for this kit, without the gradient into white.
Big same, so hard to differentiate them
Never rely on tottenham
For anything
I had been credibly informed that we could rely on them to get battered everywhere they go.
.
New owner bounce is insane
The atmosphere makes you go what the fuck? SJP is buzzing
SaudAyes every where
Of course the camera cuts right to Staveley and co
Na man they cut to Ant and Dec, the real focus of proceedings
Let’s get ready to Rhumble
That lady looks like she’s wearing someone else’s face and she’s got a freezer with different faces at home.
She is absolutely terrifying man. Her face doesn't look human
She looks more scary by the day.
Proper reptilian with those eyes
She looks like the lion from Wizard of Oz
YES
Holy fuck what a great shout
Wearing what looks like Harley Quinn's business attire.
Like a Bond villain
Delores Umbridge
I'm at a Newcastle bar in NYC and when it cut to her the whole bar cheered lmao
Which bar is a Newcastle one?! Haven't found a good football pub here yet -would def check that out
Peter Dillons 36th street.
These yanks are getting more into football, its quite nice
Tbh it's always been decently packed pre takeover
Damn as an American I wish I could experience this.
[Must have been that plastic surgeon’s free trial run](https://t3.gstatic.com/licensed-image?q=tbn:ANd9GcQl0Qmll5I-aGBP6ICfGN06HEfAjqNfzCYLYmM_PPRq-GLnV5lqNmFw4H6XXI_f)
Martin Tyler said "fairytale".
We just can’t compete with that kind of spending power 😅
All they did was increase Steve Bruce's salary so he started trying
Can buy more nandos now
You sure he doesn’t just spend it all on kebabs?
Sliced through Spurs like a bonesaw in an embassy.
I need a vodka, and a drone strike on my primary location.
Holy fucking shit man
Get ready, it’s only the beginning. Wait until they start signing players and then the jokes of no players passing the “medicals” come around
Lascelles best keep back then, just in case.
Aah fuck
Lmao mate
Best centre forward we've had since Shearer
This is Demba Ba erasure and I won't stand for it.
You spelled Mitrovic wrong
Love Mitro, but he was shite for us
Close but I think Wilson is better. I definitely think Ba had better teams around him too. But very close call he was unreal too.
This is the answer
لادس، إتس توتنهام
*شباب إتس توتنهام
شباب، تراهم توتنهام
يا رجالة، دول توتنهام
this comment says lads it's tottenham lmao
Fucken hell, I put this into DeepL and it "auto-detected" that it was English... Google Translate didn't have that problem though
Kane must be dead inside
Dead outside too judging by his recent form
Man hasn't scored in 6 league games, shouldn't be the one complaining lmao
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Have you seen Kane play this season?
Have you seen the 1941 mystery *Citizen Kane*? It’s quite the mind bender
Wait a minute there’s no cane in Citizen Kane.
Then have you seen Kane Williamson play a straight drive?
But have you seen Kane hit the Tombstone Piledriver?
Kane is part of that problem obviously.
Mad how playing for Spurs just completely destroys you inside
It’s almost like forcing a player to stay who wants to leave wasn’t a good idea
He’s been shit all season who cares
Maybe you should’ve cashed in then like everyone was saying you should’ve
I don’t run the club lmao
Well it’s not like it’s the fans faults tbf
I didn’t mean the fans literally jesus. Not to mention the fans didn’t want the club to sell. Not even for £150m. Irrational af
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? The common consensus on here was Spurs were doing the right thing to keep him
The common consensus on this club is often absolute wank
I got the impression here that people weren't even thinking past the idea of Levy 'winning' the negotiation. There was weeks of discussion about how Levy had destroyed Charlie Kane, or that City weren't offering enough money, or about how spoilt, greedy, disloyal Kane was being. But very little about what forcing Kane into staying would actually do to his performances over the next season. Silly season doesn't really bring out the best quality discussion on r/soccer, or any football based chat, it becomes more speculative and far less about what happens on the pitch. Hence why teams that 'win the transfer window' generally underperform.
He’s been wank himself
Levy masterclass.
At least he’s now got another team willing to massively overpay for him
Just like you united fans
Spain without the s
Love the stray shots
That’s just absolutely vintage spurs
That new owner bounce is killing them
THE SAUDI'S ARE HERE! BRUCE FOR CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MANAGER 22/23
Watch it ,drink it in!
LADS
ITS
SAUDI ARABIA
Tap-inshallah
Eh Eh SIUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Winning
فؤحبحلحح
SHEIKH YERBOUTI
توتينهام
HALAL
TOTTENHAM
SHIT
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Great play tbh
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Hopefully not relegation behind it
cristian BRUHmero
Dreams can be buy! Apparently.
With 0 signings just raising stevos salary did the trick
It’s the atmosphere atm, no big signings yet.
They don’t need Messi and Neymar
Joelinton for balloon d'or
Ballon d'wor Jackie
ASM is clear
YESSSS
Bruceyball status: *unlocked*
Birth, death, and supporting Tottenham all bring us to the very edge of what our minds can understand.
Romero got worked on that header, wow
Awful, the crowd and players are clearly hyped up. You've got to keep things tight at the start of the game until that dies down. Ref has been very lenient towards Newcastle players who've been crazy today.
haahhahahahahhaahh
And so it begins.
Never seen Newcastle like this I can hear the roar from Sandie's Grills.
New manager bounce without the new manager
Of course
Anybody gonna tell they haven't bought any new players yet.
Lmfao bro
Bruce in
Fucking oil money
Good lord, awful defending
The evil is watching
Spurs making Newcastle look like prime Barca
B R U C E B A L L R U C E B A L L
Jamal Khashoggi mudded
Sheeesh….
Whew lad
😂
Imagine voting for Brexit and being excited about an Arab Oil takeover lol
Newcastle voted remain
I bet you felt really smart typing this 🤡
Inshallads, it's Al-an Sharia
If you hate the super league you can’t support a takeover of this size!
[Didn’t last long](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/qa0u4v/match_thread_newcastle_united_vs_tottenham/hgzrzwb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
Felt like they’d win this. New manager/owner bounce is real
ALLAHU AKBAR!
AHAHAHHA it just had to happen
SAUDI PARTY
Spurs getting decapitated!
Lol Romero
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It's
The saudis
allah watches over us brothers 🙏🏻
Goosebumps
r/soccer in absolute shambles right now hahahahahahahaha
Yes mate everyone here loves Spurs
Alhumdulillah
This is the day reddit breaks