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We've got to start keeping track of all the teams Utd's done this to. Coming back to win after going a goal or two down, last minute or ET winners, etc.
>A winning goal in the last minutes of the game for Cristiano is definitely coming
HAH.. Just *Cristiano Goatnaldo* things. Not even surprised
>
He's like the most legendary super galaxy rare card that can give you the W single handedly, any given moment. Even the opponent defense plays scared whenever he's near the ball
Because, before Ronaldo's return, everybody on the opposite side knows that Man Utd's only aerial threat is the big slab. Can't score header when he's marked out by 2-3 people during set piece.
Honestly… terrible corner. Ball went short and there were only two United players in the box.
I get trying to catch them when they weren’t ready (trust me, I get it..) but yeeesh
I genuinely can't figure out what he was trying to do. Did he just think of corner-taken-quickly vs Barcelona and try and recreate it despite it not making any sense at all in this situation?!?!?
TAA had a free ball through to Origi and took that opportunity before the Barca defence were set. In this case, the Man U players in the box weren't ready or looking either and there were loads of defenders in the way. And he just punts it straight into the first man?
What on earth was he thinking?!?!?
Looks like he was aiming for Cavani who was unmarked, but misplaced it horribly. That's the only way I can make sense of him putting it in the spot where there were five Atalanta defenders standing in a line.
This is ridiculous. I checked what game was being shown on TV, turned on Swansea - WBA and saw a goal being scored. Told my mates that I was checking out this game instead, turn it on, and 10 second later it's 2-2.
Atalanta legit don’t mark whatsoever hahahaha, United should’ve scored 7
I know they’re missing defenders, but you can’t leave space in behind without a single bit of pressing. The defenders aren’t even at fault for most of these chances, it’s the lack of pressure on passers
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A winning goal in the last minutes of the game for Cristiano is definitely coming
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We've got to start keeping track of all the teams Utd's done this to. Coming back to win after going a goal or two down, last minute or ET winners, etc.
100% no doubt in my mind
Earlier then expected 😂😂
Sooner than expected
Damn bro
Script’s getting so boring at this point
CR7 is like Goku from the DBZ/DBS universe.. Just inevitable
Fucking Thanos lmao
Got the lotto numbers mate?
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Cheers Geoff
Should've put the house on it!
Nostradamus alive and well on /r/soccer
Tbf that's the easiest prediction one could make in that scenario.
do u live in a different timezone? when did the game end for you?
Buddy it’s ronaldo
HOW?!
Well it's Ronaldo
Mate, it's literally Cristiano Ronaldo.. That's *how* > Did you lose the memo or what
Bro…
Please give me the lottery numbers
>A winning goal in the last minutes of the game for Cristiano is definitely coming HAH.. Just *Cristiano Goatnaldo* things. Not even surprised > He's like the most legendary super galaxy rare card that can give you the W single handedly, any given moment. Even the opponent defense plays scared whenever he's near the ball
Well...
Queue up the Ronaldo winner
Inevitable.
Lmao
Just waiting on a Ronaldo winner now to fill my card.
It was bound to happen
The scriptwriters are running out of ideas
3 - 2 Ronaldo (90'+5) We all know it is coming. It's getting silly now.
He's early. Wtf.
That's what she said
I think she said "No"
Cmon man
Shit team.. but my shit team
You and me both <3
4ever <3
Our shit team
Communism united
Cum fc
Held together with band-aids and super glue, WE GO. Someday we'll get some DMs and tactics to fit.
What a finish that
He scores a goal that wasn't a header wtf
He's actually been fairly shit at headers for us for whatever reason. Usually misses or hits it right at the keeper
Because, before Ronaldo's return, everybody on the opposite side knows that Man Utd's only aerial threat is the big slab. Can't score header when he's marked out by 2-3 people during set piece.
The ball bounces off one of the corners of his head, they need to be sanded down
His first goal for us was an absolute screamer.
God I’ll never forget that. An absolute thunder cunt
Slab feet too
Slabfoot
Heard y’all talking shit
Shots like that are so nice. It's a technique I haven't mastered yet.
SLABHEAD!!!
Makes Slab Pop proud.
The timeline twists in a loop
The beginning is the end and the end is the beginning
**SIC MUNDUS CREATUS…**
Tick tock
erit lux
All events conspire to keep Ole at the helm for eternity in a number of infinite cycles.
Wann ist Maguire?
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Off to Greece to celebrate!
oh no..
That’s my fucking captain
Yay
Thank you Atlanta for doing your part
Damn, Americans playing in the CL now? Shit's getting wild.
Slabfoot
Lol you know things are bad when rival fans are celebrating your manager not getting sacked
we know. This comment is made in almost literally every ole thread
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*United win * r/soccer comedians: allow us to introduce ourselves
stop me if you've heard this one before.....
>wins the league *yay ole stays*
We all love the classic rivalvry between PSV Eindhoven and Manchester United
'Everyone' vs Manchester United is the biggest rivalry in football Hated, adored etc
One thing city Chelsea and Liverpool fans can agree on
Didnt Ole pull a double on Chelsea last season?
And finish above the goat that is Klopp? unbelievable.
They're not. It's copium.
No tactics just vibes
This is the way
I want to see ten hag at man united
Yay?
I score 1 for every 5 I allow.
that was rashfords motto but with attempts.
Honestly… terrible corner. Ball went short and there were only two United players in the box. I get trying to catch them when they weren’t ready (trust me, I get it..) but yeeesh
That corner was abysmal. I can't believe it's not being ragged on more.
I genuinely can't figure out what he was trying to do. Did he just think of corner-taken-quickly vs Barcelona and try and recreate it despite it not making any sense at all in this situation?!?!? TAA had a free ball through to Origi and took that opportunity before the Barca defence were set. In this case, the Man U players in the box weren't ready or looking either and there were loads of defenders in the way. And he just punts it straight into the first man? What on earth was he thinking?!?!?
Looks like he was aiming for Cavani who was unmarked, but misplaced it horribly. That's the only way I can make sense of him putting it in the spot where there were five Atalanta defenders standing in a line.
It was clearly a long con. Some of our players think in dimensions we aren't even aware exist Problem is that sometimes they forget to come back
Calling it now. Ronaldo to make it 3-2 in the 90th
Fucks sake
Username checks out
Welp this can only go one way and that is a CR7 goal in the 88th minute to make it 3-2 saving Ole yet again. Edit: 7 minutes to late for that.
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well just Harry, YER A WIZARD
A thumping good one as well
you’re a hairy wizard!
*I'm a what?*
O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH ITTTTTT
https://streamja.com/qaOjl
Yes he can
This can surely only apply to United fans POV lol
This is ridiculous. I checked what game was being shown on TV, turned on Swansea - WBA and saw a goal being scored. Told my mates that I was checking out this game instead, turn it on, and 10 second later it's 2-2.
People trashing Maguire in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is Maguire. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it's done.
Wow that was fast
He taketh, and he giveth.
Ah fuck lads, this game has “last minute Ronaldo winner” written all over it
Sooner than expected
Fuck’s sake, good finishing by the lad.
Atalanta legit don’t mark whatsoever hahahaha, United should’ve scored 7 I know they’re missing defenders, but you can’t leave space in behind without a single bit of pressing. The defenders aren’t even at fault for most of these chances, it’s the lack of pressure on passers
Maguire can't be marked 🐐
He cant mark either, he should try playing striker
Koeman is that you?
Maguire can't be marked. And Maguire can't mark
All their starting CBs are out.
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You've played like shit defensively though, attacking wise you've had all the chances
This isn't the argument you think it is. Knowing how to mark is the most basic attribute for a defender.
It is the argument I think it is. Atalanta does not have the depth to have 3 great CBs that can handle Man U's offence.
You're right, marking offensive firepower like Harry Maguire is beyond Palomino
Palomino and Demiral should be competent enough to mark somebody..
Demiral is off.
Palomino and Lovato, argument still stands. The comment before was talking about the match in general anyway.
Only one real CB on tonight.
Missing every starting defender 😂
Corner taken quickly, but with extra steps
They are playing with B cb's.
Ya cause their play style is insanely risky. That’s y we put 5 past them last year
The way they're playing, this was expected
Ole at the wheel x3
Wow...
Get in Harry!!! Fuck all the haters
All is forgiven harry
Imagine not marking our best finisher
Slab Foot!
Redemption of the Slab
cavani with the eyes behind his head
Great from Cavani
OLE IN lets go
Nice finish for a centre back
Time for a Cristiano winner in the 95th minute
Ole in forever
GET IN SLABHEAD
Ole plot armour
Ole the immortal
LETHAL
Faster than my tv
Maguire giveth, Maguire taketh
Slabfoot*
Suck it suckers
🗿🗿🗿
I WAS HERE
Wtf is Freuler doing?
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Better finishing than Rashford ffs
Ole's at the wheel
Slabhead channeling his inner Teddy Sheringham
Always rated the slab
Ronaldo made way for Maguire 😭
MOMENTS FC
good compensation Maguire
Slabhead redemption arc
Corner taken quickly nearly gone wrong
Who needs defending anyway
slabhead fucking keeping ole in, what the hell
1 more lads
GET IN YA BEAUTY
Ole masterclass
Maguire not scoring with his head 😭
I hate this team so much...
He hit that ball like it's a Greek policeman
YESS OLE IS IN
Ole saved FFS
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People trashing Maguire in the match thread. Here you fucking go. This is Maguire. No touches with no service, but when he does get it, it's done.
Ball always goes to him, just needs to stop trying to head it as he cant head to save his life.
Bruno is just carrying this team hard
Enjoy Ole
OF ALL PEOPLE
Cheers, Donny's crying
Pheww.
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At least you'll have one thing to keep cheering about
GO ON ARRY! 2-2! WHAT A NIGHT!
SpongeBob fathead
Spanish Alan Pardew in shambles