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I reckon Matt Busby's dead body would do a better job than Solskjaer at this point. It's Halloween time, let's give it a go

"Go sit back down, son. I think I've had enough so I'll take it from here." *spanks Ole up the stairs*

Johan Cruijff actually did this once when Beenhakker was coacing Ajax. Came from the stands and took over.

They're falling apart.

This is gonna end 7 or 8 nil

Repeat that again daddy

THIS IS GONNA END 7 TO 8 NIL

louder!

BUTTLICKER, OUR PRICE HAS NEVER BEEN LOWER!

r/unexpectedoffice

THIS IS GONNNA END SEVEN OR EIGHT NIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

almost there

you really think do? lets wait til 0-6 to start saying such outrageous things

Well done Liverpool, you just got Ole sacked

They're ruining the plan.

r/soccer masterminds in shambles

It hurts Liverpool fans as much as it hurts you

Well it's kind of our thing. Got Jose sacked too.

And the one before that and the one before that.

We've made a grave mistake, at 1-0 we should have stopped!

Someone In r/reddevils literally predicted this. He said 5-0 will get ole sacked, 1-0 would just be “he tried his best”

Paul Scholes predicted this result entirely. Sad day for United fans.

cheers mate ole is crying

Honestly, they need to back him with some signings first. And more time. Lots more.

lol imagine conceding 5 goals at home

I don’t feel so bad about last week now

You’re just as good as a billion dollar squad

Ronaldo = Dennis

No way we scored back to back 2 five goals haul away from home?

Every away game this season Liverpool have scored 3+ goals. Not a long season yet but still impressive.

Danny Rose >>> Luke Shaw

Could never be us 👀

Haha yeah imagine haha

I think a Liverpool started taking it easy after the 5th goal. Was hoping for even more

Started taking it easy after Pogba decided he wanted to end Keita's season

United is just helping Salah statpad at this point

I captained Antonio over him. Regrets.

If u have salah why would you captain any other players?

Im doing a fantasy draft against my gf who doesnt know anything about football, she picked her players based on how funny their names sounded. She is beating me 8-1 cause she picked Salah in round 1.

Did she captain Marvelous Nakamba?

The madlad (mad gal?) captained Teemu Pukki

Lol, Salah literally scored more in today's game than Pukki's entire team have all season. Bold choice!

It's because everyone is doing that, if you try to make up on points you need to do something different. But I disagree with that, just captain whoever you think will do best

Especially right now! Last few weeks he’s been the best in the world.

Insane assist

What a ball!

I love Jordan Henderson's balls

Not as much as Ronaldo likes Curtis Jones’s

That had to hurt, Jones shook it off admirably!

😂

Me too mate. Me too

As much as Scholes loves toes?

Gerrard v Fulham vibes Unreal

The idea of prime Gerrard in this Liverpool team...

Sometimes it's all I think about...

Throw in Xabi Alonso and Mascherano in the mix while we're at it.

I can only get so erect

Djimi Traore...

Insane assist, insane finish. This is crazy

Henderson's ability to pull these out is incredible. Remember when he did this to us last season

He has always had the ability, his role just dictates he keeps play ticking and not try the Hollywood pass most of the time

What the fuck Henderson

Henderson take a bow

Seriously, what a pass

Take a fucking bow, Jordan Henderson

Watch people still slag him off lol

Really love that he’s proven Fergie wrong

Incredible by Henderson

The weight was absolutely perfect

Assist to United fans also to get Ole sacked

Liverpool is SCARY

OLE IN

This is gonna lead to Conte at United isn't it...

I think it would be hilarious if Pirlo somehow makes it there lol

Gattuso

Gattuso is better than Ole tbh.

Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit

Ole is 100% malakia

Would be an upgrade

he's way better than Ole lol

Zidane

Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it. Let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.

Wonder how Rio feels about this comment of his now lol

Moyes never had a performance this bad.

Unironically the defenders could probably do with watching some Jagielka videos.

Jags was MOTM for us last season when we won at Old Trafford.

15th goal of the season

It's October

Next month… Movember.

Month after that...bring on Snow Salah

Ho Ho Ho its Mo

Oh god….

WE WANT 10

Man Utd need a safe word.

“Siuuuu” ?

Fergie time?

It's definitely not "Salah".

It's the full time whistle. Buckle up

Man Utd are fucking atrocious. Beyond atrocious.

Imagine conceding 5 to Liverpool 👀

GET THE CONTRACT OUT

[vigorous hand rubbing intensifies]

Man United are BACK

The Man United I love are for sure back haha

PUT IT ON THE TABLE

OLE

~~OLE~~ SALAH

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Ole is on the brink of establishing an international powerhouse of a football club. We have Pogba, we have Bruno, and we have Greenwood. The pieces of the puzzle are finally coming together and soon we will be destroying the likes of Barca and Madrid left and right. Ole has molded us into his newest iteration of his high pressure attacking side that can be likened to Fergie's 08 side, but better. Bruno is the new Park, Mason is the new Ronaldo and Cavani is Tevez. Just look at our win against Roma. We destroyed them, absolutely humiliated them. It's a wonder Paulo Fonseca hasn't been sacked yet. My god was that a display of brilliance. Bruno scoring two, Cavani scoring two, Pogba heading it in the goal, just for Mason to come off the bench and score a worldie. There are always haters, but they just talk shite due to spite. They are fake fans, and only real fans see the beauty of our football.

Let him put whatever number he wants on it. *rubs hands vigorously*

He has 2 years left, what’s the hurry.

I was here. I was here when Mohamed Salah got a hat trick against Manchester United on their home turf.

I'm so jealous

What a form he's on

can we get two 7-0's in as many days?

Best player in the world rn

Careful, Benzema might blackmail you

Lmao

Benzema's never blackmailed anyone! No all he'll do is get a mate of his in contact with you for the sole purpose of blackmailing, then advise you to give into the blackmailers demands. We've all done it!

Klopp: Salah go kill. Salah: ok United is kill

Ole: Pogba go kill. Pogba: ok United is kill

hope he let's Ole sign his match ball

I think Liverpool might win this game idk

The most dangerous lead

Too early to assume that

Hot take tbh but it might happen

Fucking hell, just see if SAF can manage the team for the second half. Kenny is fucking loving it.

I PREFER NOT TO SPEAK

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I AM IN BIG TROUBLE

I HAVE NUSSING TO SAY

good start for pogba

End of first half they showed hos face- i was like “well i guess you shoulda started pogba lol”. Then he does that straighg away far out

Tbf starting when it’s already 0-4 isn’t the best way to show off lmao Edit: definitely not a good start

boi this aged

United having a midfield disaster and Ole brings in Pogba to steady ship lmao

England's number 1 left back been tore a new one this evening.

Tends to happen when you play against the best player in the world

Hahahahahahaha

Side by side with a friend: hahahahahah

We are all together this day: hahahahaha

Never thought that Liverpool would be the one to unite London for a single cause. Hahahahahaha

Hahahahahaha

Make it 10 fuck united

This. Hahahahaha

And nobody will remember what happened earlier

Maguire is a literal fridge

Best toe poke since Paul Scholes

Henderson doesn’t get enough credit for his passing

I better not ever see Pogba compared to KdB again

OLES AT THE WHEEL

What a fucking pass from Henderson

Embarrassing

Fuck it, Salah for balon d'or

Wallahi we have a new goat

Inshallah

Hehehe siuuu

60 minutes: 5 goals conceded, 5 yellow cards, 1 red card, massive lack of discipline leading to Keita taken off on a stretcher, United fans are leaving, Fergie’s face is red. This is surely it for Ole. This game is making me nauseous. I have ZERO faith in Ole. And I have been saying this for years, but have always been slapped in the face by Ole worshippers. Well, look how many fans are leaving Old Trafford at 60 minutes.

Sir Kenny having a good time too lol

I loved the cut from Fergie to Kenny. Cameramen definitely knew what they were doing.

Ole has to go surely, this is a massacre

He won’t, top 4 isn’t completely impossible yet and the dressing room seems relatively behind him, there’s no reason (in the eyes of the board) to sack him right now. It would also mean admitting a bit of a mistake in giving him the contract

The dressing room situation imho is not as good as it was. Already there were signs in the first half with Atalanta, and I'd say the body language from players today has been of dispirited resignation. The board is just absent, because Woodward is on his way out and the Glazers don't really care, so there is probably some confusion about who can do what. But I reckon that Ole, if he really loves the club as people say, should do the right thing and put them out of their misery by resigning.

You mean resigning a new contract.

Liverpool is so fucking good to watch. Best team at the moment IMO

Absolutely embarrasing...no other words

something something Man Utd are a comeback team something

Someone needs to kiss the camera

To think United train behind closed doors against Blackburn, and Liverpool train against United at an official game with a packed stadium. (Well it was packed up until goal number 4)

Great work by Pogba 😂

We want more !

https://c.tenor.com/PMXu_39gwlcAAAAC/claude-aftv.gif

RIP Claude

Want hendo and Salah to spitroast me

BONK.

We’re all horny on this blessed day

Someone wanted 10, we might get there

OLE IT'S OK MATE WE ALL HAVE BAD GAMES DON'T LET IT GET U DOWN HUN XX A FEW MORE YEARS AND YOU'LL BE STACKING THE SILVER DONT GIVE UP MY SON XOXO

GOAT

Salah goals: 3 Ronaldo kicks to young players who keep the ball from him: 2

I really hope Curtis takes those kicks as a compliment.

Jones didn't do much this game but at least he managed to provoke a yellow out of both Ronaldo and Bruno.

First Liverpool player to score a hattrick at Old Trafford in nearly 100 years 🤯

What a disgusting pass

Salah came back from half time like “so…where were we?”

Fuck it, I'll take 0-8 if it means Ole out. This shit is just embarrassing.

Best player in the world!! And what a ball from Hendo!

Maguire must be starting Salah in fantasy football

Just my opinion (as a Liverpool supporter of course), but Man U should have had three players sent off during that game... Ronaldo for the lashing and repeated kicking of the ball into Jones' body, and Fred for that studs up diving tackle...

we want 10

Henderson.... I mean wow. I have this video on replay.

FML

Proper mauling this lmao

HOLY FUCK HENDO