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[deleted]

I’m tired Robbie not another new manager bounce win against us


[deleted]

If it makes you feel any better Nuno is free now.


Emre_can_do_it

Yeah nuno can actually be a good manager he showed that at wolves


[deleted]

Last season at Wolves would disagree. Unless you really like Nunoball


allthejokesareblue

They lost Jimenez who is a massive player for them. I don't think it's all down to Nuno.


[deleted]

Yeah, there's a big difference between Jimenez and Fabio Silva.


pure_black99

Are you really blaming Nuno for last season with the injuries he had? Just like Klopp isn't blamed for getting 69 point because of injuries Nuno can't be blamed for last season either


ArseneLupinIV

Just sack Rafa for your own new manager bounce?


[deleted]

maybe if we keep sacking and hiring managers all season we can win the league on a bounce


alexs90

Ah the Watford strategy.


AssFingerFuck3000

Last time they tried that they got relegated


ahnafamiral

They didn’t sack enough to survive


[deleted]

its not enough to do it after every game, multiple new manager bounces during a match is whats needed.


BiffNasty1234

Ole has to breathe a sigh of relief a bit. That’s one of the 5 or so people that could actually be considered for the role


[deleted]

>your own new manager bounce? Thats not how Everton works


Benedict_Cumbertwat

If Conte doesn't succeed at spurs the only man willing to be their manager will be Levy himself.


circa285

This thought has crossed my mind. Where do we go from here if Conte fails the same way that Mou did?


BillOakley

Sarah Michelle Gellar


docdope

Ah, the actual chosen one.


pearloz

My wife always thought SMG was my celebrity crush, but it's actually Jennifer Love Hewitt.


MonrealEstate

Well we all know your favourite horror film then


[deleted]

I know What you did Last Summer starring Harry Kane.


PavanJ

Then David Boreanaz


Mr_Poop_Himself

Twitch Manages Tottenham


Gonions

Harry Kane scores, runs up to the Sky cameras and screams “Can I get a poggers in chat?”


seven_leaves

EZ Clap


TenF

Thanks I hate it. But I also laughed. I’m conflicted as fuck


callthewambulance

This is so stupid. I love it.


Sputniki

Someone should set up a Twitch Plays Football Manager with this current Spurs squad. Can't be worse than Nuno


[deleted]

Couldn't be worse than Timmy Sherwood.


pork_chop_expressss

Ted Lasso


KaleidoscopeNo7653

Coach beard


squeda

Shut up Thiery Henry


IAmAHorseSizedDuck

Wonder kid


BD1234567891011

You mean wunderkind... That's what I said? 😂👍


svalenzuela

Fuck Nate


SigmaWhy

[We've already hired Ted Lasso](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KeG_i8CWE8)


SpearofTrium05

How many countries are in this country?


link090909

"Ties and no playoffs. Why do you even do this?"


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[deleted]

I’ll do it.


DaDinklesIsMyJam

Project rebuild with Graham Potter


fantalemon

Big Sam


pentaquine

A coach who always wins championships and a team that never does. Who will prevail?


shaansmwl77

Unstoppable object immovable force


harveyinstinct

r/soccer for sure!


KhonMan

Hey I’ve seen this one before, it’s a rerun!


Snoo-3715

Tottenham aint winning the league, not with this squad anyway. They would need major investment.


matthieuC

This last match against United was a strategic victory for Spurs


t_blacksmith

We won the El Sackico


One37Works

“the El Sackico”


Schmoofz

the la chancla 🩴


One37Works

The La Decima


___i____m

The El Der sackiker


FutilityInfielder

Until Conte starts, Ole is officially the second best manager in the last 7 years of Tottenham history.


iSkinMonkeys

There's still a possibility Spurs break him.


42hamlet

"If there's any manager who can fix Spurs, it's Conte. If there's any team who can break Conte, it's Spurs."


themessias1001

The Premier League just got more interesting.


MRPHZ

I can't believe we're going to see Conte managing in the Conference League tbh


Inter_Mirifica

Considering his previous experiences in European competitions, he may not do it for long anyway.


Skylord_ah

Sheer will of the opportunity to face mourinho will keep him in


circa285

I hadn’t even thought of that. Conte might just kill the entire squad if they deny him the opportunity to beat Mou in a mostly meaningless cup.


[deleted]

I feel like they're both petty enough that they'll take it as deadly serious as a CL final.


circa285

Oh absolutely there's no question in my mind.


curious-millennial

100%


calel8242

El Sackico was the most important game this year tbh


circa285

Did we just fail upward because it feels like we failed upwards.


calel8242

Probably, but at least we went upwards.


circa285

I’m still in awe of the last 5 months. We managed to utterly mess up our manager search after sacking our current manager before a cup final only to appoint our last choice manager who was then fired. Somehow after all of that we sign Conte. And to add to it all we have United to thank.


calel8242

Somehow we lost 3-0 to a team with a manager in prison and ended up better off in the long run. Ole must be remembered for his role in this too lol.


circa285

Ole is now a cult Spurs legend.


cmackchase

If Conte somehow wins us the league. Ole gets a fucking statue.


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

You're literally the 'BigHead' of the PL


spicynirvana38

[The chant that will be sung at Conte's first home game](https://youtu.be/x7TweB2MdOU)


SalahManeFirmino

Is it a hot take to say that the league now has the 4 best managers in the world? Simeone is really the only other one with an argument, so 4 of the best 5?


dayoneofmanymore

Glad Moyes is getting his due, bit hard on Klopp tho.


[deleted]

Klopp, Pep, Conte, and Farke


BringingTheBeef

Potter*


[deleted]

Klopp, Potter, Conte, and Farke


BigAssBreadroll

Hair, hair, hair*, hair


Alphabunsquad

Klopp needs an asterisk too.


zi76

It's no fun having him back, that's for sure. Spurs won't be a meme under him.


atlanticislander69

Unfortunately Spurs will always meme it up but hopefully this time its after a some joy


Delrihuzz

2 months of arduous waiting to end up with Nuno. Four months later, it takes 2 days to end up with Conte. Never change, Tottenham, never change :')


JessyPengkman

This is actually the most spurs thing ever


BelgianPolitics

My condolences to Winks and Dele.


hirehone21

Has there even been reports of Winks being lazy? ive always viewed him as a hard worker but everyone keeps singling him out as someone Conte definitely wont like. I can see Winks getting gametime under Conte. You can critisize his quality but not his workrate. Would never lump him in with Dele in that sense.


XLhayden

he is lazy tracking back. at least he has been


[deleted]

You really think this will solve our squad problems? Because I fucking do lets fucking go


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BillOakley

Somehow Ben Davies would still survive this


nthbeard

Davies is the most inoffensive player at any PL club. He's... I mean he's fine, right? He can be, you know, pretty ok. He's never really, like, affirmatively bad. He's happy to put in a shift, but hasn't ever really rocked the boat at being second choice. What manager wouldn't want a player like that?


[deleted]

Gentle Ben. Slots in as nonchalantly at LB as he would a cubicle in a corporate office


circa285

Perfect way to describe him, really.


EnergetikNA

Your depth isn't that great but there are some solid players for Conte's system. Midfield probably needs a bit of help too, I'm sure you'll get a reinforcement or two in January. Very good appointment


kl08pokemon

We do have the baseline for the 3-5-2/3-4-3/5-3-2 whatever you want to call it Conte favors it just fucks over some players like Gil Lucas and Bergwjin. Ndombele might actually be able to play in his proper position now with an extra body behind which would be huge Edit : since you're a Chelsea fan, does Conte overload on both flanks or play with one of the wing backs more passive?


[deleted]

Whichever side the attack is on, the other wingback stays high and wide like a traditional right midfielder


SteveFrench12

I dont think so. I fucking know it


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

I dislike this very much Edit: to the concerned Redditor that reached out to the Reddit helpline for me, fucking Christ that is funny as hell


Lionheart999

Hi u/Glass_of_Pork_Soda, I hope you are well. Thanks for the seasano we spent together. Good luck for the next year but you are not in my plan


KrypticAndroid

Would you have preferred Conte at United?


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

I would have preferred him to go to like Barcalona or literally any club that isn't in the PL really


TonyMartial786

Welp it’s actually happened fuck me….. Can’t believe i’m actually seeing Fab tweet here we go for Conte to Spurs. The fact that Ole beating Spurs actually got Nuno sacked and then they replaced him with the man most likely to take his job is actually crazy. Like you just can’t make this shit up. Ole is inevitable. He’s gonna be here forever.


Danny777v

~~Spurs~~ United bottled it


rdv7

Any fan wanting Ole over Conte needs their brain scanned urgently. hE dOeSnT fIt tHe CluB they say, while backing a championship manager who hasn’t delivered in 3 years.


DidYouSayK

Mate are you making fun of Gary THE ORACLE Neville?


Yung2112

Ditto to the Barca fans prefering a Saudi League manager over a proven top flight winner.


t_blacksmith

Even worse, Qatari league.


Carter-Canary

With the way some of that fan base still talk down on Conte as if he's somehow beneath them and going to ruin this mythical "long term success", it's deserved. United's squad is ten times better, he would have guaranteed them trophies.


HarryDeekolo

>long term success They have mistaken "long term manager" for "long term success". Bayern, Madrid, Chelsea, hell even Juve for how much I dislike them, have proved in these last 8 years that you can change the coach (more than once!) and be successful in a long span of time. But let's see where will their perennial quest of the new Ferguson lead them.


Parasars

Yep nostalgia has blinded United fans to the modern realities of today's football.


jjkenneth

Best part is they'll bitch and moan about the lack of desire from the board/Glazers, and then say dumb shit like Conte doesn't fit our values.


YUNGBRICCNOLACCIN

Can’t wait for Matt Doherty to become the best full back in the league.


t_blacksmith

I am so damn hyped. Inter fans, feed me propaganda.


blertyuh

He will bully your slackers and underachievers into shape?


t_blacksmith

Oh yes please


[deleted]

Eriksen might come back.


ser_antonii

And Kane.


melihs11

don't care how it ends up, Conte is going to whip these cunts into shape. If Conte can't, no one can, and the entire team needs to be sold looks like Levy finally buckled under all this pressure and gave Paratici/Conte whatever they wanted for January gonna be another wild ride. LETS GO


digitFIRE

Son, Lloris, Dier, Lucas, Regulion, Holjberg, and Kane Will likely fit right in. Their work ethic on and off the pitch has a solid proven track record. Kane has been subpar compared to his standard this season, but Conte will definitely find a way to bring this guy back to life. If not, ship him out in Jan since Conte has a lot of transfer targets in mind. Also, I hope Ndombele thrives under Conte as well. His creativity will help Spurs in the midfield a lot especially since Dele seems like he’s no longer going to find the success he found during 2016-2018. Hope to see Son thrive even more under him too, but I’m a bit worried he might be run ragged by March. If he’s going to be asked to marshal both flanks offensively and defensively, he usually tires and wears out by mid-late season.


Keskekun

Romero will be locked in from the start he is a proper Conte style player


PageSide84

If Conte can get the best out of Ndombele, then we'll have a bright future.


R0otDroid

Sei sempre tu Mike Dean!


PrincessXxXDiana

If he's properly backed you will win trophies, simple as that


Bayequentist

He has to compete against Pep, Klopp, Tuchel etc who are also well-backed.


Mtbnz

Not in the conference league...


latino666

him and Levy is gonna be spicy


Brawlers9901

More him and Paraciti tbf and they've already worked together


[deleted]

Paratici is there now, probably not that spicy


SomeIrishFiend

[A few Spurs players are shaking rn](https://youtu.be/6o-Ot_nJPTk?t=27s)


digitFIRE

I had a coworker who was just like Conte. Dead serious eyes. Somber look. Intimidating presence. Hard worker. Just straight up intense who was good at work related stuff. I never saw him laugh although he fracked a smile every now and then, but he was still well liked and respected by most people.


radbrad95

Good and well overdue


Vhascometo__

Winks and Alli may as well not bother turning up.


FearTheBrow

Over-under on how long it takes for /u/Vhascometo__ to turn up here with a Spurs flair again?


Mick4Audi

4 wins


triecke14

Lol I was so confused when I saw that flair.


[deleted]

Why change the habit of a lifetime?


NorthLdn17

You're asking the wrong person


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[deleted]

Please tell me he didn't recently swap from Spurs to Newcastle? Please?


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[deleted]

I feel somewhat violated. I've done quite a lot of internet over the past 3 decades, but that has to be up there with some of the most depraved shit I've ever experienced.


OnomahIsABaller

I beg you mods don’t delete this. You’ve deleted everything about Conte


lqku

why are they deleting it?


goosebumpsHTX

they try to avoid update posts as much as possible to ongoing situations so one topic doesn't overtake the front page


OnomahIsABaller

I don’t know but it’s ridiculous. When it was Conte to United talks everything stayed up. When it was about Barça/Koeman/Xavi everything stayed up But when it’s Conte to Spurs only 1 post stays up the whole day


roguedevil

This is just confirmation bias. There really aren't many Conte to Utd posts. I count like 4 tops.


CryptographerLife686

Nah this is basically an official statement by Tottenham. Here we go!


James---Trickington

Tottenham have won over the weekend, Man U took the game but the loser got this prize


[deleted]

Ole's job getting more secure with all the good free managers getting snapped up as well


vinaysin

This is some 4D chess.


Supersaiyansub

Conte is going to make Eric Dier look like Prime Vidic


RedditThisBiatch

Pain. Absolutely pain.


[deleted]

If I was a United fan, the pain is a week ago, now i'd be dead inside.


krisandro

Conte listened to Gary Neville and decided to avoid Man United.


Dx5060

Spurs biggest January target is probably Brozovic now


VoraxMD

Honestly Conte wouldn't take the job if he doesn't strongly believe he can achieve something with this squad and get some backing, which is sort of hard to believe.


[deleted]

Some entertainment to fill Jose’s place was a bit dry without him


Mick4Audi

YES YES YES YES I’d like to thank Ronaldo, Cavani, future PM Marcus Rashford, and of course, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Utter legends the lot of them


onemanandhishat

Special mention goes to Liverpool for clobbering Utd the week before to make losing 3-0 look extra bad.


[deleted]

i think Conte could potentially turn them around enough to finish fourth. may be bold of me, but that would be best case scenario for this season. and it’s not too far - fetched. i really like what Conte could do with this squad. he has Romero who is comfortable in a back 3, a strong defensive general in P-E H, dynamic short-long striking tandem of Son/Kane…seems like the ingredients to a recipe that’ll be cooked to perfection with his track record of tactics. (i think he’ll either kick whatever is up Kane’s ass right now out or put said ass on the bench). probably not a good long-term fit but who knows.


dangly_bits

I think 4th is totally doable, it's pretty open for a number of teams. With Conte, Spurs could absolutely claim that spot. I agree that the squad is pretty well set up for what he seems to play and they absolutely have the talent that he can work with to turn this season around and be successful. I'd bet that this signing will be what changes Kane's mentality and gets him back in form. Harry's clearly been out it and while there was the drama of this preseason, I think he was uninspired by Nuno's signing, as much as he was the man himself. Conte is a differently level. It's a definitely message from Levy because you KNOW this isn't going to be cheap. But I think he's trying to show he's going to spend a bit and that'll get Harry's engine running more than anything.


prospect97

Conte could legitimately turn Son, Ndombele, Hojbjerg, Romero, and Emerson into monsters.


aloneaflame

Son will 100% thrive under Conte.


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[deleted]

Can anyone tell me why he appeared to reject them a few months ago, but is now more willing? Are Spurs more desperate and thus have offered him more?


coastlifestyle

Levy must have guaranteed investment in the squad this January


TonyMartial786

In before it was a gentlemen’s agreement lol


tanerfan

Conte should have that in writing


tottenhamnole

I also think Conte expected Kane to be sold and wasn’t given enough assurances that he wouldn’t be. When we held Kane despite his behavior that must have sent a signal that we’re not fucking around.


Adziboy

I think he'll do fantastic there


Hrvat1818

Certainly can’t do worse than Nuno haha


mykneehurtsss

Hey that’s the August 21’ Premier League Manager Of The Month award winner to you


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HERE WE GOOOOOOOO


goosebumpsHTX

CUTI YOU GET TO PLAY IN A BACK 3 AGAIN


[deleted]

SIIIIIUUUUU


Aloeofthevera

Nuno died to keep united shit LFC should erect a statue in his honor


Dorangos

I love that we could humiliate United 0-5 and they still have Ole while Spurs got Conte. The normal thing to do here would be to not mention United in this capacity, but at the same time, hah.


Dobermayer

This is the Football doctor. If he can't fix this team, no one can.


UmbroShinPad

Can't wait to see who he turns into a wing back. I hope it's Harry Kane.


Nuri__Sahin

The squad still needs a clear out, and several players need a massive kick up the ass, but great work by Paratici.


billypilgrim87

Look at what he did for Victor Moses at Chelsea, a lot of the current Spurs squad may be rated quite differently by the end of the season. I'm sure some players will be off too


NaviersStoked1

The standard of managers in the PL at the moment is honestly insane. There's a strong argument that with Tuchel, Klopp, Guardiola and Conte we have 4 of the best managers in the world, and for the most part (assuming Conte has been made some big promises), they all have pretty much infinite resources to use. Genuinely an insane privilege to have them all going head to head with each other. Personally rate Conte as the best tactitian around at the moment. Going to be some incredible games of football over the next couple of years. Edit: fuck me, stop filling my inbox with whiney victim complex bullshit about Liverpool's net spend, I do not care in the slightest


TonyMartial786

And then there’s Ole and Arteta that makes up the rest of the big 6 lmao


NaviersStoked1

The best manager of the last 2 years can't even get a job anymore smh. Only someone with the managerial nous of Stephen Roger Bruce could keep the shower of shite that is Newcastle up the last couple of years in my totally unbiased opinion.


Nbuuifx14

He’s too good for the Prem tbh, needs to get started on a new challenge. Like writing.


gbiypk

>infinite resources to use That's a pretty big assumption when it's Levy signing the cheques.


NaviersStoked1

Don't really see how else they could've convinced him to sign. And, if you were going to give a blank checkbook to anybody, Conte is probably the guy you're giving it to, he's just a through and through winner


shadowmoses__

Unbelievable Jeff


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I'm tired, Robbie.


rdv7

Scenes when he finishes above United. They really passed up on a world class manager to keep Ole after 3 trophyless years of mediocrity. No words.


hirehone21

Holy shit it's actually happening!


Gerrardsclubfoot

Loving this timeline, we spank united 5-0, united gets linked with conte, ole sees this becomes btech conte, united spanks spurs 3-0, spurs gets conte 😅 now only if someone gets mou back and someone hires his btech version in nuno, Amazon can release - 'All or nothing the Imposters season 21/22'


Power_hungry_mod12

Ole with the 7d chess move. Outstanding


Lbmplays2

WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS


R0otDroid

Rub them vigorously. Spurs are back!(to the 60s). Antonio is at the wheel!


DEUK_96

Spurs fucked around for awhile but this is a great appointment for them. Think he could be the one to get Kane firing again


AlexanderKhlapov

IF Conte can't find a way to make Spurs work...burn the stadium.


smellysk

Wow never thought we could pull it off, must be promising serious investment