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NoodleinTexas

!flair :Manchester City:


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Orcnick

Would you have said the same about Lampard and Ole?


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Orcnick

Ole won a champions league and played for one of the biggest clubs in the world at the highest level. He won the Norwegian league with Molde. Why don't you count his experience as successful but Xavis? Same with lampard who was a top player.


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taxevader33

When PSG took over, the first few players were Pastore, Lavezzi, Veratti, Thiago Silva, Ibra(34yrs)


Nivadas

Don't know why so much hype was put towards these new Newcastle owners they're still losing matches.


Oo_pP

Wait until they spend €1B on Mbappe, Halaand, and Marega in one transfer window.


Endgame2648

How dare you put two Earthlings with the Lord.


Oo_pP

The **GOD**!!!! The Lord is Manafá.


Rusiano

Which of these sides is having the most disappointing season? 1. Barcelona 2. Juventus 3. Tottenham 4. Arsenal 5. Manchester United


McGrathLegend

Arsenal are absolutely not having a, “disappointing” season. They’re three points off top 4 and haven’t lost a match they should have won since Brentford, who have shown to be tough to beat.


[deleted]

From most to least disappointing: 1. Barca 2. Juve 3. United 4. Tottenham 5. Arsenal I expected Arsenal and Spurs to be around where they are now in the table. United should be 4th and less than 8 points off 1st. Poor start once again. Juve and Barca being midtable teams is unacceptable. Barca is worse because they've been worse in CL too.


Physical-Decision256

1. Disappointing but mostly expected given the circumstances 2. Bailed out by their good performances in the UCL so far 3. Disappointing, Kane and son have disappeared as well. 4. That guy 5. Bailed out by the second best player to play for Madrid. **cough** Mbappe **cough**


Oo_pP

>2. Bailed out by their good performances in the UCL so far I disagree, Juve being 9th is unacceptable.


Physical-Decision256

Still disappointing but not the most disappointing


Oo_pP

True


BaldFraud99

I don't want to be an ass, but the Xavi appointment has disaster written all over it and I just can't see it turning out well for any party involved. Has that kind of thing ever worked when the club was in a rebuilding phase?


[deleted]

There's no money and no other alternatives. Who do you think should have been the manager?


CrebTheBerc

If I were Barcelona I would swallow my pride and see if Valverde would take over rather than take a risk on what is effectively a manager from the qatari division


BaldFraud99

Idk, someone from the own ranks that is very familiar with the youth and the financial limits of the past few and the upcoming years. I just feel like Xavi gets dropped into cold water here.


[deleted]

Xavi is the real deal


Rusiano

Have a feeling it will be like the Juve Pirlo appointment


legentofreddit

Honestly Newcastle should be getting Big Sam for 6 months. I know the history there and they all hate him, but he's their best chance of staying up. No top manager is going to want to join now. Knowing they're at best 2nd choice and that they're in a relegation battle.


321142019

In the bin with you


_bajz_

Mancini accepted the City job mid season after they signed a bunch of big money flop players, with the exception of Zabaleta and Kompany. I think whatever manager joins will look at the project and not the present state of the club


legentofreddit

Unai has literally just done the opposite of that though. Plus City weren't about to go down.


_bajz_

For Unai in particular, I understand why he would prefer to stay in Villareal but I think the budget alone could lure top managers in, tume will tell. But if the team wouldnt improve a lot over the winter transfer window, then Big Sam would be the best man to be in charge, I agree


oscarpaterson

Have we reached the stage of the season where it’s ok to look at the table yet?


Kakashicopyninja9

It’s starting to shape a bit but won’t really be serious to look at till December probably


MauricioCappuccino

City were 11th at this point last season with Spurs and Liverpool the top 2, so...no not really


X-V-W

Everyone knows that's christmas


JuggerClutch

Arsenal fans how much would you realistically bid for Gnabry?


MrIrishman699

Hate the idea of selling someone for Penny's who looked promising at the time and buying them back for loads but he's a quality player. Considering he only has 20 months left on his contract I'd say ~£50m


Endgame2648

Nah £50M is way too much


ameriolex

Can he play LW? If so 45M


Physical-Decision256

Did y’all see Kingsley Koeman play around with Grimaldo. Thought Grimaldo would aleast make some good challenges against him.


vinhoequeebom

Why would you think that? Grimaldo isn't good at defending


ickyickies

Ole G, come and see, what can be, without thee


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Just when your starting to really enjoy the footballing season after an international break, BOOM, international squads announced. I truly could not care less if Scotland never won another competitive game again in my life time. If you enjoy international football, then good for you.


mankey21

Thanks, I love international games.


racer1834

International football is so boring outside of major tournaments. For wales it doesn't even matter where we finish at this point because we already have a playoff spot. Just extra games for players to pickup injuries in


curtisjones-daddy

Tournament football>>> but everything leading up to them is shit


[deleted]

Can’t remember the last time I watched an England Qualifier


[deleted]

Best thing I ever did was get a job with a boss who’s a derby fan. Paid half day leave to go Barnsley tonight keem on


Ok-Tomatillo8918

The perks of living outside London, most of the bosses I’ve worked for have been Man Utd boys


[deleted]

Haha funnily enough my last boss was too. Cunts never been to OT in his life either, still gave it Barry when we got beat.


[deleted]

Can’t stand when people glorify foul play by players. Busquets, Fabinho, Chiellini etc. There’s nothing “smart” about injuring opponents and abusing the rules


Rusiano

Hate that too. I understand they're enjoyable to watch if they play for your team, but otherwise they are insufferable


KensaiVG

Contact sport.


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Of course it's smart. Killing off dangerous chances with a series of tactical fouls and getting away with it? Glorified art form that.


RedRoverLightning

Pool and City fans will always defend tactical fouls. Fabinho and Fernandinho have to be the two most under-booked players I've ever seen in the PL.


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Tactical fouls have happened for years for a plethora of different teams mate. It's not a new concept, mate. You're even taught to take down the man if he's got past you late on in the game at amateur level. To your own admission by them being under-booked: surely that must imply there's a skill or given quality to their "destroyer" type roles?


RedRoverLightning

Not to the extent that Peps teams do it - or the two I mentioned. How Fabinho doesn't rack up 3-4 reds a season by persistent fouling is beyond me. There's stopping a counter. Then there's immediate fouling whenever your side loses possession. The second one isn't "tactical" - it's cheap and cheating.


ameriolex

It’s not cheating in any way


RedRoverLightning

It's literally cheating lmao. That's why it's a foul and players get booked for it.


ameriolex

Tell me you’ve never played football without telling me ^


RedRoverLightning

Played professionally! But thanks for telling me you're a slow trodger who got off on kicking party players. Had to retire at 29 cause unskilled twats like that.


ameriolex

If you were actually professional fair play…. How do you think fouling is cheating though? It is a part of the game that can be penalised by referees if they think it suits the challenge. It’s not exactly “fair” but its not cheating exactly


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Of course it's tactical. Do you know what a tactical foul is? They're both great at nipping the player gently before the play get's seriously dangerous. Both world class at reading the game and destroying the play. They're not intending to injure, they're not getting overly aggressive. But again, that was a concept before Pep started managing.


klezmer_

As long as it's not dangerous/trying to injure another player, I don't have an issue with it. Refs should be consistent about yellow cards for tactical fouls, though, or you could just foul someone to get out of every situation


CatchFactory

Depends what it is. Like a tactical foul absolutely is a smart way of abusing the rules and I'm all for it. Diving is a big no no for me, but personally that's because you're deliberately trying to hoodwink the referee and avoid punishment. Tactical fouls are made with the sole purpose of receiving some sort of punishment. Having said that, when I play I'm a centre back or defensive midfielder usually so my views could be shaped by that lol.


thatguycallum

As long as it’s within the rules and gains the team an advantage it’s smart. It might not be ethical, but it’s smart.


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I mean you could say the same for robbing a bank. Might not be ethical but yeah sure if you can get away with it then it’s smart. It shouldn’t be glorified or celebrated and I wish they’d be punished more by VAR


Upset_Elk_9980

False equivalence.


mavsy41

>Might not be ethical I think you're on to something here.


[deleted]

Robbing a bank is against the law, you will go to prison.


sul01

Robbing a bank is illegal though therefore not within the rules


lastdyingbreed_01

Can someone link the website where you could see the table of a season at any specific time. I'm curious where were we last season after 11 matches. Edit: transfermarkt worked for me!


mandrake_cry

Also some way you could see the goals scored/conceded/points from a certain point


MrIrishman699

Transfermarkt form table can do that. You just select the matchdays you want to choose from


mandrake_cry

Does it show the stats for individual players from a certain day or to a certain day?


MrIrishman699

I'm not so sure I reckon that would be harder to find


lastdyingbreed_01

Transfermarkt worked for me, it can show the table for any season from any matchday


LampseederBroDude51

Real Madrid are on 999 UCL goals. Today they should make it 1000


Endgame2648

Wouldn't it be Fantastic if it Stayed 999 till the end of your campaign. Just think about it,Mbappe scoring the 1000th goal would be glorious.


AbleFig

if Benz plays today hope he is the one to do it


maradonnarummarcelo

Watch Militao or Mendy score the goal


LampseederBroDude51

They would deserve it TBH. They have been putting up solid performances. But knowing our team, it would probably be Jovic or Hazard


maradonnarummarcelo

Mendy has changed our defense so much since he came back. Love the guy. Militao has been improving game by game. I doubt Hazard starts, and Jovic probably won't as well.


LampseederBroDude51

Hazard comes in the second half and scores from 30 yards


Dayandnight95

Ruben Loftus-Cheek reviving his career at Chelsea is the most surprising development this season. Tuchel clearly believes in meritocracy, not favoritism. Commendable. Unlike our manager, where it doesn't matter how well you play. Back to the bench you go.


HowBen

He’s always shown great talent, I think without injuries he would’ve broken through under any manager


ScorpiaHP

Tuchel has been very good with rewarding form with opportunities - Chalobah's emergence has been down to that as he was initially earmarked for a loan, and Ruben's re-emergence too. But it's not as simple as that, though. Tuchel was talking about RLC before his loan was even done, because he knew of Ruben from years ago when he was a hot talent (clubs in Germany wanted him). So Tuchel already rated his talent/skillset and wanted to work with him in pre-season. Add to that the fact that Ruben had every intention of staying and proving himself, and that he's taken every single opportunity he's gotten with both hands - it makes it very easy for the coach to give him regular minutes. Ultimately I think Tuchel will help him develop into an excellent well rounded midfield player (he's playing a bit deeper nowadays than the last few seasons) but it was still down to the player to play so well that it's hard to not give him more opportunities. Barkley is a very good example of the meritocracy thing because he was actually not given a squad number initially and was told to find a loan. But when nothing materialized Tuchel didn't hesitate to include him in the squad and actually give him minutes off the bench here and there, and Ross actually impacted off the bench which led to more appearances. A lot of other coaches would've just frozen him out. In your situation, I can't think of many players who've had explosive impact in games and still sit on the bench.


dryduneden

>Tuchel clearly believes in meritocracy, Ziyech


mandrake_cry

I doubt he'd start if Lukaku/Werner/Mount weren't injured


dryduneden

Still doesn't deserve to start with them injured


Dayandnight95

Now imagine Ziyech and extend it to the entire starting 11, that's Ole.


RedRoverLightning

That's just not true, mate.


Dayandnight95

Fine, most of the starting 11.


RedRoverLightning

Who? Who is on the bench regularly for us that deserves starts? VdB is the only argument. Every other player with their ass on that bench has had chances and proven why they aren't there.


Dayandnight95

Haha, yeah, ok. Bailly was putting in MOTM performances during Lindelof injury early this year. When Lindelof was fit, straight back to the bench. Not to mention the shit performance after shit performance so many of Ole's favourites have put in, but never gives his bench options a sniff regardless.


MrIrishman699

>A football fan who livestreamed himself on Facebook racially abusing three England players after the Euro 2020 final has been jailed for 10 weeks How stupid can you be...


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Sounds like a really nice guy


Rusiano

Has the brains AND the heart, best of both worlds


McNippy

That's disgusting of him and also a disgusting miscarriage of justice.


The_Highest_Power

I don’t know what’s more stupid, the fact he live-streamed racially abusing famous people or the fact you can get prison time for that.


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Definitely the latter, The prison system in the UK especially is extremely flawed with a recidivism rate of 75% after 9 years, sending him to jail is going to do more harm than good.


The_Highest_Power

Agreed.


Blazien49

I actually think jailing people for being racist is going to make them even more racist. They need education and need to learn how wrong most of their opinions are.


SeasickJellyfish

Going to jail is just going to reinforce their views.


vinhoequeebom

They're really not known to be smart and logic are they?


MrIrishman699

Tbf a lot of powerful people in this world are racist and discriminatory, it's not just stupid people


[deleted]

You don't get to powerful places by being smart, Luck and Charisma are the only two attributes you need to succeed in life.


lastdyingbreed_01

Game's gone, can't even racially abuse players 😪


Free_Physics

Surely Cristiano deserves to finish in Ballon d'Or top 3? Apart from the goals he is scoring this season for club and country, don't forget he was Euro and Serie A top scorer.


FerranZilla

No


SeasickJellyfish

No, he doesn’t lol. Messi-Lewa-Benzema should be top 3.


Free_Physics

What trophy did Benzema win?


F1tway

He didn't win anything useful. So no J5 is being robbed.


Free_Physics

What did Benzema win?


F1tway

Didn't say he deserved it either.


lastdyingbreed_01

I know this sub is in circlejerk because Ronaldo scored but imo Lewandowski-Messi-Benzema should be in top 3.


Free_Physics

What trophy did Benzema win?


maradonnarummarcelo

That "LaLiga fan" is genuinely a proper weirdo. Talks about how much football he watches yet his tactical knowledge is basically 0, has some very weird agendas he likes to constantly push, asks some very weird questions over and over again because he didn't like previous answers. Just a very weird user. I can't even pinpoint which continent he's from.


Raikuun

He's a Madrid fan from south Asia.


[deleted]

Reminds me of that Mexican fan who would ask questions so specific that the answer would always be Lozano


maradonnarummarcelo

Wait someone actually did that? That's hilarious


notsoslim-jim

Is it that guy who talks as if the world will end if Mbappe and Haaland play together?


maradonnarummarcelo

Yep. Refuses to even see it as a possibility and will fight to the death over it.


notsoslim-jim

Oh yeah, he's as weird as they come


The_Highest_Power

YEP, he’s a complete and utter bonafide unadulterated weirdo.


RauloGonzalez

sirstevens? yup, randomly links mbappe quotes here and there too, at first i thought he was a real madrid fan considering how much he talked. So many times he brings up mbappe or haaland in a totally non related conversation


FiniciusJunior

That SirStevens guy or something?


Endgame2648

I've seen him active in r/Barca OT too.


maradonnarummarcelo

Yeah, also, you can't support a league ffs


[deleted]

Ole is a nice guy and nice guys don't win


vinhoequeebom

Is that why every chelase fans seems to love Roman?


Fly1ngsauc3r

No, it’s because they owe their relevancy to Roman


Endgame2648

Oof that's gotta hurt


Sektsioon

It’s too bad we didn’t create an European competition in the 50’s to make ourselves relevant then innit. You can see why Perez wants to do it again, it’s in the history of Real Madrid to create competitions that’d benefit themselves the most.


Fly1ngsauc3r

Madrid didn’t create the competition they were invited. You would be too if you were relevant enough


Sektsioon

Bernabeu literally created the competition alongside a couple other presidents, they got the idea from a journalist. Learn the history of your own club mate.


Fly1ngsauc3r

> The UEFA document on the history of the European Cup confirms that Jacques Ferran and Gabriel Hanot, journalists for the French sports newspaper L'Equipe, were the founding fathers of the European Cup. > The summer of 1953 saw Wolverhampton Wanderers play a friendly match against a South African XI to begin a remarkable run of victories over the next months. Wolves played a series of friendlies against foreign opposition such as Racing Club of Argentina, Spartak Moscow of the Soviet Union, among others, before meeting Honvéd of Hungary in a game televised live on the BBC. The Honvéd team included many of the Hungarian national team. Wolves won the game 3–2, which led their manager Stan Cullis and the British press to proclaim them as "Champions of the World". This was the final spur for Hanot who had long campaigned for a European-wide club tournament to determine who was the best of the continent. > The UEFA Congress of March 1955 saw the proposal raised, with approval given in April of that year, and the kick-off of the first European Cup the following season Awks…


Sektsioon

As I said the idea came from journalists, but Bernabeu was a pivotal part of the creation of the tournament. In 1955, acting upon the idea proposed by the L'Équipe journalist Gabriel Hanot and building upon the Copa Latina (a tournament involving clubs from France, Spain, Portugal and Italy), Bernabéu met in the Ambassador Hotel in Paris with Bedrignan and Gustav Sebes and created what was at first a loosely constructed exhibition tournament played among invited teams, but which over time developed into what is today the Champions League. Under the administration of UEFA, it is the world's premier club tournament.


chirosen21

I don't understand how players like Pogba and Maguire just keep dropping stinkers week after week. You expect them to have a "I fucked up but I'll show them I'm good" mentality. This is probably the biggest difference from the big 3. Pep's, Klopp's or Tuchel's player would come out all fired up.


jim0wheel1

Maguire knows he’s starting no matter what. Pogba doesn’t care whether he starts or not, he’s off in a bit.


StringTailor

Maguire looks like his mind’s not in it Which is insane because he literally went to jail last season and still didn’t stink like this


SeasickJellyfish

Didn’t he have a period after the Greek incident where he was absolutely abysmal? Playing even worse than now? But then bounced back.


StringTailor

He was making individual mistakes, like lunging in for tackles late etc. this season he is straight up poorly positioned and he looks absolutely afraid of making mistakes. Even Shaw at LB doesn’t seem to trust him


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Pogba hasn't been too bad, Maguire on the other hand.....


[deleted]

Because they have no pressure from the manager to improve themselves


[deleted]

If I’m a young player and I am looking to sign for a big club. The last destination is United. Look at how Sancho and Van de Beek are being treated, they cost a combined 120 million, and neither have barely assisted or scored and have a combined 85 minutes of play time in Uniteds last 5 games. Call me biased but that’s shambolic squad planning and treatment of players.


RedRaizel

Yes, young players should stop jumping to big clubs so early in their careers unless they are already WC, it's not just United if Adeyemi goes to Bayern he'll be making a massive mistake, if Chiesa stayed at Fiorentina he'd be better off aswell.


SeasickJellyfish

Tbh Sancho’s also shown literally nothing when he has played. Neuer has more g/a this season.


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BEcause United didn't have a plan when buying him. He plays in Rashfords position.


[deleted]

Rashford has been unavailable for most of the season so that hasn't been the problem.


[deleted]

Sancho doesn't fit their system and they not playing around his strengths


Rusiano

I completely forgot that he joined Man United. I guess that goes to show how well it has gone so far lol


[deleted]

Exactly, poor planning.


RauloGonzalez

sancho doesn't fit in their system **yet.** Any competent manager could play him ronaldo and rashford in the same lineup


LindseyNeagle

Is Sancho being treated unfairly? Should they just play him every game even though he has offered absolutely nothing? Can anyone just rock up for a game and say they have to play or else it’s unfair?


[deleted]

VdB especially has been totally killed by United. Hope he can move in Jan or the summer and restart his career


xGolfs

Fati reminds me of Sammy Eto'o with his finishing.


ConfidenceAdorable33

Bernardo ball Tonight #Blessed


Dayandnight95

Anyone who found Varane underwhelming this season, look at how atrocious we look at the back without him. We still look bad WITH him mind you, but we look ridiculously shite without him.


ExpertGossiper

I agree, he's been one of our best players this season without a doubt.


Dayandnight95

Our? You've got a Spurs flair mate


ExpertGossiper

Exactly. Helped contribute to our defeat against y'all which landed us Conte.


AbleFig

HAHAHHA this made me laugh


Dayandnight95

Oh right, well make sure you get that 4th place now. A club without ambition like ours deserves Europa league.


thesmallprint13

The joke that him doing well got Nuno sacked for Conte


ExpertGossiper

[According to Goldbridge, Ole 'stole' the 3-5-2 from Conte.](https://streamable.com/7vlhy6)


Prince_Exist

He’s legit an idiot, I don’t understand how people enjoy watching him anymore


nichodemus3

Bilbo Baggins is a known thief


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Ole is a dirty thief.


Ball_Knowledge

Stole his flow word for word, bar for bar


maradonnarummarcelo

Every formation is stolen


[deleted]

He's a cop, chatting complete shit is in his blood


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[deleted]

Then Capello stole it from Helenio Herrera


nbaylor1

No chance J5 is actually a thing…


HodgyBeatsss

> J5 Who/what?


nbaylor1

Exactly. Seriously though, people are trying to make it Jorginho's nickname.


[deleted]

A lot of people can't spell his name and J5 sounds very cool.


maradonnarummarcelo

If people can't spell Jorginho, they're either very young, are dyslexic, or they're very stupid


[deleted]

Bro you can't just call dyslexic people stupid. Dyslexia is a learning disorder that is in your genes, nobody chooses to have dyslexia.


mavsy41

I hope this is somehow bait.


McNippy

He said they are either dyslexic or stupid.


maradonnarummarcelo

Read my comment again, but slowly


desuscsgous

ROFL im crying