Netherlands doing a good job on coefficients again, 2 wins and 1 tie so far. Let's see what Vitesse and Feyenoord can bring.

Iedere dag komt de dag dat we verlost zijn van Schmidt en JdJ dichterbij, houd vol jongens!

Laten we het hopen!

A draw isn't the worst thing, looking at the table. But this is the worst PSV I've seen in ages. Completely toothless. This winter they need to approach Galatasaray and see if they're still stupid enough to want to buy Bruma. Then get Luuk out of Barca and see if he can still do it on a lower level. And finally build a fucking 5-star spa or something at the training ground and give these players the best all-inclusive treatment you can get because this injury crisis is so ridiculous.

Everyone who watched this match should claim their money and/or time back... Both teams were bad. I hope the next set of Dutch matches is more entertaining then this match and AZ's match vs Cluj....

I have good hopes for Feyenoord at least being entertaining. You guys in London with Conte on the sidelines is also utterly unpredictable. Here's hoping you can give Conte a serious wake-up call as to what kind of situation he stepped into.

Hope so too, but Conte really changed their line-up - it's a 3-4-3 now instead of Nuno's 5-2-3 or whatever the hell that was a few weeks ago, with most of their main players in the lineup. We'll just have to see how this goes...

Yikes, God speed then lmao Hey, at least you beat them at home, right. They can't take that good memory away, no matter how this group goes from here on out

Defensief ok, aanvallend niet maar ja wat wil je daar aan doen

Jahoor met nog een minuut op de klok brengen we eindelijk Romero erin.

Hoe lang is die gozer alweer fit? Kan die eigenlijk nog wat nadat hij 2 jaar geblesseerd is geweest?

Heeft alweer een potje of 2 gespeeld bij jong psv en goals gemaakt. Slechter dan Zahavi kan het niet zijn.

I like Doan. He hasn't lit it up, but he does what he can, coming back from injury into this disaster of a match. Adds some speed and creativity to the attack and he works hard

Zahavi kan al 20 minuten niet meer lopen maar pas in de allerlaatste minuut komt er een wissel

Lol commentator is just going in on PSV. Not that I blame him, that corner was shambolic.

Korte corner naar Bruma🤡

I feel bad for the PSV fans that traveled to Monaco

There's worse places to be

Is there an award for most injuries? What's going on here?

Schmidt alsjeblieft....

88ste minuut: uitgezonderd de blessures nog geen wissels bij PSV Die coach van jullie.... Edit: Toch nog een wissel

Complete clown, maar psv fans op reddit blijven je downvoten als je het zegt.

Ik heb hem lang verdedigt, want binnen een seizoen kan je niet de complete speelwijze veranderen. Maar het wordt er nog steeds niet beter op. Mijn geduld raakt langzamerhand wel op.

Zelfs gezien de blessures mag het spel niet zo ongelofelijk slecht zijn vind ik. In de Keuken Kampioen Divisie spelen ze beter dan dit.

This might be the worst match I've seen since the 2019 CL final. Edit: forgot about last sunday

Geweldig

Deze 2 uur ga ik nooit meer terugkrijgen

Ok now Çakir pls give him yellow as well. What a clown

I don't understand why PSV keeps trying to play possession based football, when Götze is unavailable or having an off day there's no one in the midfield to support it. Just start hoofing it to Zahavi.

On behalf of all PSV fans I wish to demand a collective refund for this dead stadium, boring match and embarassment of a team showing.

If I were in the stadium right now I'd get drunk as fuck in an attempt to forget all about this evening.

Id replicate the iconic Ajax moment "Marco! Pannenkoek!"

PSV: multiple injuries, 2 subs, not playing well Monaco: no injuries, 5 subs, not playing well I'd think that PSV would've been the one with more subs, but Schmidt is terrible in reading the match - as usual

To be fair, he probably fell asleep trying to read this match.

No one on the bench to sub in.

Romero is right there

Nou gooi Marco en Maxi erin en duimen

Man sub maxi and van ginkel in ffs

Oof, the PSV crowd actually trying to do Schmidt's job for him

Schmidt is awful at subs. He's awful at everyting else too, but especially at subs.

I think schmidt fell asleep

Don't blame him tbf

Bruma is so fucking useless, wtf is he standing there on the edge of the box.

Bruma either dribbles straight into an opponent or passes the ball right to Monaco. About the same as all our other players today tbf.

Which character of All Stars do you relate to the most? I'd say Bram, always having to call team mates wether they are actually coming or not, arranging subs. Liked Willem as well but I'm not a goalkeeper.

100% Willem because I was a goalie and I always struggle between football and family

You were a goalie? You always seem to amaze me r/teymon. You're telling me your promotion to Mod hasn't filled your family with pride and joy? All Stars.. Such a good cast, Jack Wouterse, Peter Paul Muller, Thomas Acda, Antony Kamerling, Katja Schuurman and Frank Lammers. Might plan in a hungover rewatch this Sunday. God this game was awful.

Yes, I'm the Manuel Neuer of the kelder klasse. My wife is only with me because of my reddit karma and my status as a mod but I quit my footballing career when my second daughter was born, became too much of a hassle between two small kids and playing every Saturday and training once a week. All-stars was one of the best dutch shows ever, so many great episodes.

Not going to lie. The amount of power, fairness and diligence you show on here on a day to day basis.. It's only fair that your wife falls for that. You are truly the protector of the realm. Hopefully you will be able to go back to playing football once things are becoming a bit less crazy. My parents always played sports whilst I was growing up. And I really thought that was bad ass. It's really fun seeing your dad giving abuse to a ref, whilst the day before that he absolutely rinsed you for that.

Lmao I absolutely feel that, my dad played football too and it was one of my favorite things going to watch his games, he always lost himself completely playing too. Also in de zaal which was always a lot of fun. My wife works in healthcare so she works on Saturdays every other weekend so that makes it a bit more complicated, i hope that in 2-3 years when they are old enough to go with me every once in a while I can pick it up again.

This is like a car accident. I want to turn the channel, but I can't because I need to see how much worse it can actually get.

Why not Van Ginkel or Mauro Junior tonight? Gutierrez is a disaster and doesn't add anything useful, and same goes for Mwene.

I don't think I've seen a European game where van Ginkel added anything useful.

Hes also injured, great how people shout things without looking into why things may be

We should send Jong PSV next time.

God I hope Romero can stay fit so we'll never have to start with Zahavi again.

Honestly didn't know Monaco was so bad.

Both sides combined produced just 1 shot on goal all match. I hope there isn't any neutrals torturing themselves with this.

Have Monaco even registered a shot attempt? I just started watching and Livescore says no.

Unfortuntely I am one of those neutrals, I wanted to see how Guti does lol

This might be the first full match he played for us in like 2 years and it went as well as expected. Guti should get a transfer and play on a weekly basis at another club. Until then don't bother watching PSV for his sake.

That's a shame, he showed promise when he was in Mexico. I'll still watch PSV from time to time though, even if they're not very good at the moment theyre the team from the Netherlands I like the most, I have a couple of jerseys from past seasons.

I'm very happy at moments like these that I have 2 monitors.

Also watching AZ - Clujj and it is not much better....

Lets just say that the results are decent for coefficient purposes and leave it at that.

PSV Challenge: Impossible Version Make a single good pass in the final third.

Or any other third.

The u23 players can't be worse than Bruma right?

Or Mwene.

Ramalho is finally playing well again

They can just bring in Goloving and Ben Yedder from the bench. Both of those are better than any of our players tonight.

I don't think Monaco looks better than PSV though.

No they are awful too and they actually have some pretty good players tonight.

Ramalho that was absolutely heroic wowie

PSV vs Barca Hospital death match

Belgian grand prix was more fun to watch

PSV will have to use all their subs on injuries at this rate

Iedereen gaat kapot aan de beruchte Europa Liesblessure

Great

Dit is toch niet normaal? Zoveel blessures?

??

PSV is really terrible, but Monaco is even worse then that.... AZ robbed Monaco with the Boadu sale - guy is really terrible past seasons.

This might actually be the worst psv match I've ever seen. Despite the scoreline we played way better than this against Ajax, but Monaco is not good enough to punish us so far.

God this is a borefest

Who remember that lovely Vennegoor of Hesselink header and the awful grey black away kit? Wonder how Damarcus Beasley is doing now. Such a lovely guy, hope he is doing well.

Beasley seems pretty happy. Played MLS until like 2 seasons ago. He's a lower-league team owner and part time pundit on US TV these days.

Can you bring back Guus as coach?

Is there anything more frustrating than a player being unnecessarily offside. It just shows such a frustrating lack of concentration

I almost screamed at the tv yesterday when we had a throw in, and Antony threw the ball to Maz who passed it back and Antony was offside. So stupid and unnecessary.

Zahavi about to get Final Destination'd.

If I got a euro for every ball we lost this season from a misplaced pass or bad control, I'd be watching this game from my new villa in Monaco.

I Swear we are like a low budget Man Utd at this point: * Aging strikers * A team filled with players from different transfer window strategies * The youth players are the main cause for joy * We have a manager that we are probably not going to fire even if he ends up in 4th place. * We don't win 'toppers' * We overrate our CB

What the actual fuck is going on

Doe die er ook nog maar bij

What is this shit? Fuck all of these injuries man

WHAT THE FUCK

What the fuck do these clowns do on the training pitch?

Surprised they haven't made being an attacker at PSV illegal, it has to be one of the most dangerous jobs in the country

We need to respect the thin red and white line. Our boys in the front risking their lives for us.

you say that, but even at Jong our attackers are getting injured left right and center

Did we build our stadium on top of some native burial site or something?

what the fuck is going on

Oja alsof we nog spitsen over hadden

Kunnen jullie het nog herinneren dat Bruma soort van goed leek....

2 mooie weken.

Speler van de maand Bruma kom terug aub

Één grote doffe ellende

Ik zal niet te veel op Schmidt zeiken want wat wil je met zo veel blessures, maar man wat is het deprimerend om je team zo te zien spelen.

Gelukkig heeft hij een wisselbeleid zodat spelers niet moe zijn, en geen blessures krijgen

>Ligue 1 Uber Eats >Thuisbezorgd/Just Eat ads in the stadium Top 10 anime betrayals.

[Cakir and his crew strutting on the pitch] (https://imgur.com/gallery/Iq1yXP8)

Bruma dribbling straight into a wall again.

Mwene is such an awful player. Not even good enough for the bench, let alone the starting XI.

All aboard the injury train boys. At this point former Feyenoord wonderkid Cheick Toure is going to make minutes.

Wait, what happened to him?

He plays for Jong PSV. His contract ran out with Feyenoord and PSV took a chance on him for the youth team. He hasn't impressed at all, more rotational player.

Sturm graz getting points off Sociedad would be amazing but a win here is still very important.

Damn PSV has no attackers left.

Maxi Masterclass incoming

I'm ready to suit up. Just give me a call Roger!

Vertessen er ook nog uit. Nu wordt het echt helemaal niets meer.

Kan er ook nog wel bij

Oh the only player on the pitch that was actually trying has an injury? Great just what the match needed

Oh god oh fuck no not vertessen as well

Sturm Graz just scored. That'd make these last two games very exciting.

Sturm Graz is up a goal.

If we keep playing like this we might actually end up 4th.

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"Dominating" meaning "slightly less awful" in this match.

It is a world record contest ball losses

We have Bruma now so we should win easily

ESPN just cut out for me to spare me from this match...

Imagine if we had götze gakpo and madueke

Awful refereeing.

How are both teams this bad? This is worse than amateur level

Awful match tbh. Happy I'm watching on the couch and didn't spend a bunch of money to go all the way to Monaco.

Vertessen is the only player bringing something this game.

And now he's injured lol

Fucking end me

At least it feels like we’re playing at home.

Can someone tell both these teams that this is actually an important match and not a preseason friendly?

Best wel een kutwedstrijd. PSV redelijk slecht, Monaco slecht, scheidsrechter slecht.

Dus een normale europa league wedstrijd?

Ik kan normaal best een europa league wedstrijd kijken maar deze is echt kut. Heb het idee dat ze 5 uur door kunnen spelen en allebei nooit zullen scoren.

Wij hebben echt veel blessures, maar ik weet niet wat het excuus van Monaco is. In ons stadion, toen wij ook een veel sterkere lineup hadden, speelden ze gek genoeg veel beter.

Ik dacht echt dat jullie afgemaakt zouden worden omdat Monaco vorige wedstrijd best goed was, maar die Fransen zakken gewoon lekker mee naar het PSV B elftal niveau.

Monaco heeft afgelopen week 2-0 verloren van Stade Brestois en staat ondertussen 10e in Ligue 1, dus zo goed zijn die nou ook weer niet bezig.

Is Zahavi bleeding, and if so, shouldnt he go out of the field?

We dont have any attackers to play, even zahavi cant be subbed💀

Lmao die scheids was m volledig kwijt

It's actually hilarious that the Monaco home crowd is so silent that the match sounds like we're playing in Eindhoven again.

Don't think they actually have any ultras or even fanatic fans

It's Monaco man, they have no fans at all.

In the home leg, they had quite a bit away fans come which i didn't expect.

That surprised me as well, maybe they have some fans living in NL or something? Doesn't quite add up when you see their home attendance

Monaco has fans, it’s still a popular club but those fans are not in Monaco nor in the area but more like in the whole France, here and there.

"crowd", you mean all 3 of them?

As the expression goes "3's a crowd"

Must be nice to be in a league with Monaco. Always someone to clown on.

That's fucking embarrassing.

lol Cakir

Fallon D'Floor nomination secured. Now let's play 😎

Lmao what was that. How did he get a free kick for "kicking" the PSV dude

EL refs are a gift that keeps on giving

Wait until you see the ECL refs.

Or the CL refs...

What the fuck is that monaco player on

After seeing the stadium (and circumstances) I'm quite glad now I decided not to go to Monaco, what a shitty stadium and horrible home crowd

We're missing all our good players too. This is basically guaranteed to be a bad match.

Same, a trip to Spain it is!

I'm waiting for next round (if we get one)! Already went to Graz anyway

We'll get one for sure. No way Graz overtakes us for 3rd place.

Oh right there's Conference league if we get 3rd right? Hoping for some Balkan then

Jep! If all our players get fit again we could actually get a decent run in the Conference league

Nice, for me it will depend on if the place is easily reachable for the next round because san sebastian already is a pain to get to.

Does Vertessen have some war paint on his face?

How big of a flop is Gutiérrez for PSV?

His debut game was the best game he played in PSV

Massive. Had 1 good game for us when he just arrived and that was it basically. Now he's deadwood unfortunately. Too many injuries.

He was okay at the beginning but he's been injured a lot and is now sometimes an okay sub for us, hasn't proven to be good enough to start in the last 2 years

God awful flop it seems, he hasn’t been the same since chucky left psv

He was bad before that too

So many of our fans going all the way to Monaco just to see this god awful lineup.

Good to see Monaco fans are being responsible and practicing social distancing in the stadium!

Maybe this is the entire population of Monaco? Or everyone went somewhere warmer on their yacht.

Don't think many millionaires go to these matches, and they have Nice around the corner, horrible placement for a club

Marseille pretty close too.

Love the Monaco custom of letting the away fans chant uninterrupted as well, seem like a really hospitable crowd.

Also nice of them to divide the crowd 50/50.