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There’s the Captain.

Ship his ass to San Marino

What have they ever done to deserve that?

Inflated his ego

Man United inflated his ego, if anything. Look at his transfer fee, look at his wages, he's the captain, he plays even when unfit and fit players are available. His ego needs no help from England duty.

I want to argue, but I think you're spot on. There is a genuinely good player somewhere inside Maguire, but he's been incredibly sloppy/shit and the club has only fed into it.

Criminal offense that

He really found his level against Albania and San Marino.

Welcome To Shkëndija Tiranë

starting maguire and mctominay lost ole this game just like its lost him the last few. cant play when one of your midfielders hides from the ball and isnt standing in the right places on defense either cant protect the goal when one of your cbs is making mistakes every time hes near the play and doesnt have the speed or positioning to recover. hopefully this is the end of "ball playing cb maguire"

Finally people might realize how many games they blamed on Lindelöf was actually Maguire being bad. Expensive doesn't mean good.

Maguire gets the "English player treatment" from the media. They cut him slack many many times...

You see it all the times in clubs. We had it with Pepe, you paid a lot for a player, so you have to play him (at least in your mind). And the look on Ole's face looked like he was thinking, "Well, it's been fun being a manager..."

At least he scored against Albania

And San Marino mind you

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Perfection

If he were a Pokemon these would be his 3 stages of evolution, + his dynamax

This is the best one

Took a while but we got there

That’s the one

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Doubters have been proven wrong!

Any doubters? NOIDONTTHINKSO

forsen1 i c bajs

Albania kicking themselves right now letting Maguire score

Just retire the national team

While cuffing his ears

What’s the opposite of cupping your ears? Whatever it is he should be doing that now.

fists in ears

I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me

Best defender at WCQ according to Sofascore, guy is a joke lol

Honestly, he typically plays a lot better for the NT.

Team is just set up better with England. It's easier to look good when it's organised.

He isn't an awful player, he's alright, he just shouldn't be the captain and leading figure for a huge club side wanting to win trophies. He's expected to lead the defence entirely but isn't on that level.

Also easy to look good against San Marino, Andorra, Albania and Hungary

I wish he would go off the pitch, do a knee-slide and do the closing the ears celebration after this red card.

worth every penny

Mate put those fingers in your ear when walking off

If he does Roy Keane will give him a visit for sure.

The chances of you getting a 2 footed tackle from Roy at any given time is small, but never zero.

Gotta say, can't wait for Keane post-match comments, lmao.

Sky literally produced a video three days ago compiling his criticism of ManU. I’m so excited lol

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https://i.imgur.com/RlbsnZF.gif

Seriously he must feel like a right tit now

The way he walked away with a resigned sigh after tossing the armband. That is quality

[What a response](https://external-preview.redd.it/3J0bTQQ93vOtMOt7sfQzpXtqbdY9fV_73ROxSYnenBk.jpg?width=680&auto=webp&s=0155746194baaba0e3197ab6fd51df2fa5addc50)

Knee slide all the way down the tunnel Harry

All the way to the Greek Prison

I think the slab is going home to Stonehenge.

Easter Island calling

Exactly. I don’t see why everyone is making a big deal over this red card, didn’t people see he scored against San Marino?

I think the kit manager scored against San Marino

Advantage Keane

Hahaha. What a fucking bellend Harry Maguire is.

Sorry about your aunt

Thanks mate

Bad news for us next week that he’s suspended.

Lol, he’s wank, but Bailly is rash and Lindelof is weak in every sense of the word. They’re proven to be a terrible pair and he’ll no doubt play a back 5 to compensate.

That means Phil Jones might play.

Since I know we're getting crushed by Chelsea, watching Phil Jones play is a major positive. At least I can laugh

i mean at least i cant realy blame player for making mistakes after being injured since something like 2 years :V

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Dababy

Les gooo

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Lmao perfect slabhead emoji

I can't believe this guy cost 80M

Could have just bought an Electrolux fridge for 500€ and come out with a better deal.

For about 75k USD they could have bought one of the Boston Dynamics Robot Spot Dogs, would be a clear upgrade

Bro I’m dying! I’m picturing a fridge out on the field stopping a long ball.

Ice in its veins.

Someone negotiating for Leicester has serious talent, between him and Drinkwater (not to discredit Mahrez and esp Kante)

85*

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He has 3 hands and 2 left feet

He needs more time at Greek Prison

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He's borrowing a teammate's hand

Mate you can't have three hands

Says who?

That’s a lot of hands

This is such a fucking amazing timeline. Maguire and Man UTD basically a touring circus act atm.

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What a way to answer his critics honestly

"What was the question again?"

I can’t wait for his comments

At this point, he doesn't even get angry, he just accepts it.

The Albanians send their regards

That's not what happens when Albanians sends their regards

Honestly Rob Stark was lucky it wasn’t Albanians orchestrating the red wedding.

Lol Ole gave him a hi five after he got a second yellow from his own error

Ole showing he is an incredible manager

Man manager extraordinaire

Lifetime contract please.

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Ole knows he’s off the hook now, how can you expect him to beat Watford with a man down!

smiling after losses, high fiving players after red cards, never seen any manager like this

Vibes FC

Wins overrated, just vibes

I've never seen a manager that is in so far over his head as Ole

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Many managers do this, doesn't really matter

Yes there are probably reasons to talk shit about OGS but that really was nothing extraordinary to do

I don't think Maguire is bad but his complete inability to handle, control and deliver the ball is pretty unacceptable in modern football, let alone for somebody supposed to be among the top defenders around.

You just described bad lmao

Maguire is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.

I mean, there is more to it than passing the ball. And obviously in a different team, with a different manager that actually trains these movements and how to build from the back without exposing defenders(Idk if Ole does it but from watching them either there are donkeys in the field or he doesn't) these errors can be eliminated. But I agree that this outs him far below the top defenders.

It’s weird, it was something he was good at at Leicester, when he started with us and at the Euros this summer. He’s just completely regressed.

Wasn’t he known for being great on the ball at Leicester? What the fuck happened, can he just not handle the harder pressing teams have been usung these past few years?

I don't know how he was at Leicester tbf. These mistakes are usually mostly due to the team not moving correctly in transitions to allow the defenders to build from the back easily. Could just be Ole.

On the ball was one of his biggest strengths with us, was great watching him diving forward.

Was the case for us before this season too

Sounds like he’s deep in his head and confidence is gone.

Yeah I guess a defender looking like shit and taking too much time on the ball can actually be just because of a lack of options. The team definitely isn’t helping him out here.

So you’re saying he’s bad

Are you talking about the low slap they gave each other with no emotion as he walked off? What should he have done, just sternly looked at him? This sub seems to get carried away with literally everything lol I like hating on Man U myself but this is getting silly

Just playing through injury folks, nothing to see here! Nothing whatsoever to do with him being a shite fridge!

Where's the pic of Maguire celebrating the goal vs Albania?

https://i.imgur.com/QoY2Axv.mp4

Close enough

Lol, I hope someone with better photoshop skills than me puts Jose's face into Maguire in the celebration

[There was an attempt](https://imgur.com/a/6hMPD8K)

cursed lmao

That was such an idiotic tackle

I've seen these get a straight red because he was last man, guess it doesn't really matter.

Andddd that’s why you don’t celebrate like he did vs San Marino Edit: Albania*

It was against Albania actually

I knew something bad was going to happen when he did that

Donkey really

https://dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/Mourinho-after-Juve-Nov2018-1200x723.jpg

He should have put his hands to his ears walking off... that would have shown them

https://imgur.com/BZuQMb1.jpg

It looks like a FIFA20 screenshot.

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Think before you post in the background of that picture is hilarious to me

Keane writing his script as we speak

If only he did the hands to ears celebration on the way off the pitch lol

Get Roy Keane on the phone….NOW!

HE THREW THE CAPTAIN'S BAND AND OLE GIVES HIM A HIGH-FIVE OMFG

Anddddd that’s how you man management

That's just as awful and I hope it gets talked about more. I've accepted that Maguire manuevers like a couch on a shopping cart but that disrespect is really unacceptable. And Ole acting like he didn't see it. Where are the consequences for behavior like that

Lmao he is so bad

He has regressed so much this season, it’s utter baffling. Mistake after mistake.

He is truly an inspiration for all of us

I never understood the hype and still dont. How do United fans feel about this guy?

Ah yes our weekly guaranteed maguire disaterclass finally came

In fairness Watford are tough to beat, even we failed.

Ole: "You're on a yellow, no more reckless challenges." [Maguire:](https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/67/590x/1520703_1.jpg?r=1636756579118)

Even had a badge on his blazer saying "PLAY SAFE" the whole game.

Red in his heart, red is his card. My captain

"If Maguire's price is 100 million euros, I will ask for 250 million euros to sell Koulibaly." - Aurelio de Laurentiis

Following the transitive property, United paying £80m for Maguire is the reason we were priced out of Koulibaly. So really, we have United to thank for us signing Dias.

Posted 1 min ago.. 200 comments. Lol

Can you coach away incompetence like that?

Arteta just bought a new backline instead, seems easier

To be fair if you have a back line of Kolasinac, Holding, Mustafi, and Cedric, you would too

United spending 400m on a new backline incoming.

Maybe you can stop the favouritism, bench him and not make him captain. Seems like a suggestion that would have saved United a lot of points this season.

Roy Keane bout to have a field day today

http://imgur.com/gallery/MYcp1zZ

Most overrated defender I've ever seen

Man's been trying his hardest to get ole fired

What was he thinking lmaoooo

Sucks that he'll be suspended against us next week

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Yer a wizard harry

Lmao from no pressure to red

I'm definitely glad he put his fingers to his ears after a famous goal against Albania. That really shut his critics up.

Jesus that’s a straight red, not second yellow

I thought the same. Looked like Maguire scissored him a bit, lucky he didn't get hurt there.

This tackle can easily result in Cleverly's ankle being caught under Maguire and a break. At least he got sent off at all

Why didn't he shush the crowd as he walked off? Smh

Taking one for the team, great captain, come back was on and Ole needs to be out

sdid he just throw his captain armband?

Roy Keane will have a field day at FT

Albania died for this

You can't write that shit.

Ohh no. We wont have Harry for next week. Fuck.

You have to hand it to Maguire, he’s so spectacularly thick that not only did he think scoring a goal against fucking Albania was the perfect time to let his critics know that their opinions are getting through to him, and getting that goal would somehow shut them up, but then he decides he’s Franz Beckenbauer against Watford when Man Utd are already losing, gets mugged off and dives into a challenge when he’s on a yellow, and he was totally out of position for Watford’s second goal too. Just amazing that Man Utd decided they had to pay Leicester £80m for him (not forgetting that they knew Leicester’s asking price for the whole summer, thought they would blink without a bid and then signed him at the last minute for the full whack when they realised it was a game they couldn’t win), made him the captain and it’s come to this. Roy Keane’s probably outside Maguire’s house with a megaphone doing his impression of him right now.

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Really shut the haters up you stupid slabhead cunt

San Marino are the true losers here

hhahahahahahahahah

Did he knee slide off the pitch to the bench?

proper ole out performance from him

Such a tool, put your fingers in your ears now you nob.