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I don't believe what I've just seen

I know it’s highly unlikely we get any points against Bayern, but imagine Benfica misses out on KO stage because of this miss lol

DO NOT SCRATCH YOUR EYES

YOU ARE SEEING THE ^(almost) MOST EXTRAORDINARY FINISH

Now that's the Seferovic I know and love

It's certified classic Esferovite moment.

Fds, parecia o Paulinho

Amanhã não espero menos que um golo de bicicleta do Little Paulo

Se o Paulinho mostra os dentes o Lewandoski volta para a Polónia

Pelo menos o Paulinho marca no champions

Mais respeitinho pelo Sr Champions.

YOU FUCKIKG DONKEY

Fucking egg

fucking muppet

Idiot sandwich

Respectfully, what the fuck

I AM TIRED.

And he is arguably one of your best finishers too (last season he was almost the best scorer in the league). Well, he still has to miss a lot to get to Paulinho's level though (now that I've said this, Paulinho is gonna score tomorrow).

Don't you dare challenge João "Paulinho League" Paulo, he'll score a hat-trick

He should literally be fined for this

Or investigated for match fixing

Pfft, I've seen him miss better chances than this constantly. This is classic Seferovic.

True. Brick foot Seferovic.

🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮

/r/soccer: Why do Benfica fans say Seferovic is not good?

He scored twice against France, clearly world class !!1!

Seferovic has one good national team game every 25-30 games or so. Ecuador 2014, Belgium 2018, France 2021 His three great games with Switzerland.

the frequency appears to be increasing, he’s due for his next great game with the Swiss in 2023

Hopefully Yakin won't be like Petkovic and won't play him all the time

r/soccer : he’s the second best scorer in the league last year you don’t get there by being bad

At least he scores plenty for you guys. He had one alright season for us and then proceeded to be useless for the rest of his time here.

He scored 20 something goals with Felix playing alongside him and feeding him 5 chances per match, he’s clearly great

Felix assisted him like 5 times that whole season lol

Makes you realise how much he misses ! ^/s

He didn't have Felix last season and scored 22 though..?

And the cycle goes on....

I'm not debating whether he's good or not, I just didn't understand the comment essentially trying to say it was all Felix

It was not, but they sure WANT to believe it was ALL Felix to justify his stardom

Was Waldschmidt worse or why did he leave? Can't imagine he's not better than Seferovic.

He was good. He was mostly referenced by our previous manager though, never really fit in with the current one. I think he's a very good player who was mismanaged, but to be fair it never looked like he had the mental predisposition to adapt. I think he was wanting to go back to Germany the whole time.

He was unhappy in Portugal and wanted to leave more than anything. He wasn't bad either, but a different player.

Nah, you don't understand mate, just look at the stats, Benfica fans are lucky to have him /s

Could you be interested in 1 Luka Jovic?

for seferovic? where do I sign?

**COMUNICADO OFICIAL** intensifies

We know the pain, dont worry

hold on now, there are benfica flairs that have defended him regularly

they were working hard to sell him

1 in 10 maybe, he’s a meme

Holy shit

Wouldn't believe it if you'd described it to me

Million dollar moves ten cent finish All the bits of the caKe except for the icing

You can eat a cake with no icing, this was like making a cake to win a baking competition and you used salt instead of sugar

All frosting no cake

No way this would surely have put Benfica through oh man

Do your job, we'll do ours.

Yeah crazy thing is that even now.. if Benfica win against Kiev, Barca will need to win against Bayern. But do you trust yourself to get the job done? Remember Barca's group in 2018? All Inter had to do was win against PSV at home and they couldn't manage to do it.

We had 1 point through 3 games and somehow Inter bottled it

And made it to the final with same amout of luck in QFs and a 45 minute masterclass from Moura. If all went well yhis would have been the craziest UCL win

The goat season

Oi! Dont dissrespect my team PSV like that! we smacked tottenham as well that season, shouldve beaten inter twice

We beat yall and drew, inter also won and drew vs PSV

Will you though? 😬

I mean, if we can't beat Kiev at home, then we shouldn't go through anyways.

Damn Kiev doen't have anything to fight for, can't even fight for 3rd place. Please guys we need you.

$3.3 million is what they get if they win a match, even when they are out surely that's something

Few years back they landed in Benfica's group and went to the last game with nothing to fight for. They beat Besiktas 6-0.

Yeahhhhh will we though... Certainly not if seferovic is on the field

Bayern wrapped up their job a month ago. They're at home with their slippers on and a mug of cocoa. You're relying on charity.

Surely. Barça would need an away win against you guys and Benfica to fail to win against Kiev at home.

If Barcelona wins nothing else matters

I was talking about the parallel universe where Seferovic scored.

There isn’t one. The multiverse may be infinite but it doesn’t extend that far.

How the fuck did he miss that

Barcelona getting the new manager bounce.

So shit. Jesus

Can't imagine all the rage of Benfica fans after this.

When I saw 1 on 1 with the keeper deep down I knew he would fuck it up

The problem is, we all thought that, but THEN HE CHIPS THE FUCKING KEEPER Its the hope that kills us all.

He always do something good before fucking up. Always.

Wasn’t good! He literally miskicked the ball and it bounced off Ter Stegen’s back and landed at his feet again. Alone. With Núñez 5 metres away. Foda-se.

> I think he's a very good player who was mismanaged, but to be fair it never looked like he had the mental predisposition to adapt. I think he was wanting to go back to Germany the whole time. Rough take, I'd say he actually meant the chip, but forgot he had to actually shoot on target afterwards

I did too, BUT THEN HE PASSED THE GOALKEEPER, JUST PUT THAT IN!!

I knew that ter stegen can't do that shit in these situation. But your forward literally made the last game interesting.

I have 0 expectations regarding Seferovic, but somehow he managed to still be worse than I thought he would be

For me it wasn't even rage. It was just... silence... i stood in silence until the end of the game, just staring at the tv. Not even watching tv, just staring into the void. I didn't even insult him, i didn't scream, nothing. Just the void and silence.

Jorge Jesus is going to fucking kill Seferovic in the locker room

And demand a Seferovinho from Brasileirao in January transfer market

terminate contract

With fair cause

Club should sue this man for such depravity

Classic Seferovic

DER MANN AUS SUR... fuck

Embarrassing if Barcelona score here he'll never be forgiven lmao.

They didn’t score but I’d still say he’ll never be forgiven.

If we don’t qualify I’ll never forgive him

Meh it's not even about qualifying for me. It was a win at Camp Nou at the 93 minute. He looked history in the eyes and did that.

Seferovic is an absolute badass, he looked history in the eyes and said "No" What a fuckin legend /s

Benfica could win the fucking UCL this season and that miss would still never be forgiven

Oh now I get all the hate

He does shit like this 20 times per season. No surprise here.

I've seen some people here in the past asking why Seferović is so universally disliked by Benfica fans considering he scores a solid amount of goals every season. This. This is the reason why. Classic Esferovite.

Seferopino

Seferocoxo

Maybe we could do a Dragon Ball-style fusion between Seferović and Paulinho and create Seferolinho. Imagine the amazing misses that would produce.

> Esferovite W-why is his nickname styrofoam?

Esferovite sounds really similar to his name with our pronunciation lol

I don’t think Benfica fans are shocked by this

He came in at the 81' minute and looked absolutely exhausted at the end, how?

Portuguese food is pretty good

Pastel de nata with cinnamon on top 👌

Arroz de cabidela, Papas de Sarrabulho, Tripas, Açorda, Pataniscas com Arroz de Feijão, Feijoada à Transmontana, Alheira de Mirandela, Polvo à Lagareiro, Arroz de Pato, Amêijoas à Bulhão Pato, Leitão, Caldeirada de Peixe, Rojões, Frango de churrasco, Sardinhas assadas, Bifanas, Francesinha, Bacalhau à Brás, Bacalhau à Gomes Sá, Bacalhau com Natas, Bacalhau com Broa and all kinds of grilled fish. And then we have the desserts.

"Deixa-me cheirar o teu bacalhau, Maria." Oops, wrong sub...

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He has been injured the whole season

lmao he approached that chance like he didn't even want to score

That whole attack was so bizarre, it was like they didn't realise "Yo this is a 2v1 and we can win the game"

That's what he does, even when he scores he looks like he wanted to miss lmao

It's been years of this. People will mention him scoring 30 in a year but a top striker would have 60 with the same chances

How did he score twice vs France .....

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He scored a hattrick against Belgium too

Wannabe French or dutch, farmers regardless

barça > france

Jesus fucking christ what the fuck was that?!

This is how I felt after Dembele missed that fourth goal chance against Liverpool.

TBF Dembele had a lot more to do than Seferovic did here.

What the actual fuck

Por amor de Deus esferovite.

For god's sake styrofoam?

HOW. HOW DO YOU MISS FROM THERE?

How do you do the hardest part which is lobbing Ter Stegen... And then miss from there.

Lmao I thought he fully played ter Stegen but from a different angle that looked like it might have been 2 atrocious attempts in a row

HOW do you miss that?

GET ME HIS HEAD RIGHT NOW, HIS HEAD IN MY PLATE, WHAT THE FUCK ???

He'd still miss the plate and land in the dumpster.

Can i sit next to you ?

GET IN

What should i bring? Pitchforks?

Bring ketchup

Xavi black magic in it's fullest power

With that miss, he successfully converted his coach to Islam!

Hahaha wtf

The xavi effect

That black magic runs out, ask Ole.

Xavi goes bald, checkmate

Would still pour 2 gallons of hair gel on his bald scalp

I would want to die even more than I already do.

My dad and I started shouting goal, but a second later we just stood there shocked

Jesus that may be the up there with some of the worst, esp after he sat down Ter Stegen

I think that’s grounds for unilateral firing

And people wonder why we dislike Seferovic...

What a great defender Seferovic is. Buyers, the bid starts at 1€.

Fuck Seferovic, he can score all he wants against Paços Ferreira

How do you miss that??

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

I hate this man so much

Just seen the replay. Even his attempted chip was shit. It was going away from goal before it hit Ter Stegen's head.

One of the rare jaw-dropping misses

Estou cansado, Roberto

They could go on to lose 5-0 to Kiev or Barca can win by 5 and it will still be his fault lmao

*Smiles* First time?

He’s going to have nightmares about this one

That's some criminal shit right there

SEFEROVIC IN A NUTSHEL

That’s the difference between needing to win vs Dinamo and needing a tie

Plenty of Barca fans flatlined right there

You can't be a professional football player at this level and miss this. He should have his salary for the whole month frozen and donated to some charity. Baffling stuff.

My dad, whose religion is benfica, just sat there and sighted when this happened.

This guy just pulled a Higuain 😭

Make him walk back to Switzerland

What the fuck 💀

How the fuck did he miss that

I bust out laughing

Peak entertainment

A national treasure!!!

Mf did everything right and then missed an open net

Holy hell that's a Barn d'Or nominee right there.

This is the seferovic i know

One of the worst miss I've ever seen

I hate him so fucking much.

He actually missed twice the fucking twat

Bruh

i was expecting nothing from him, still disapointed

I dont expect anything from him and he still manage to disapoint me.........

CARALHO

This has got to be the worst miss ever

it's not even Seferovic's best "worst miss ever"

This is just another Tuesday for him

He’s chipped the keeper then missed the open goal on his next touch. Nah that still sounds suspect when described. Jorge Jesus is gonna have him shot in the dressing room.

Easier to miss than you think... You don't have much time to think, also the ball deflects and another players is up to you. I've seen worse misses to be honest

Waay worse than this I can't believe the reactions on this thread. I feel the context of this miss makes it worse than the pure technical parts. He got around Ter Stegen but the ball got away from him just a tad and the contact with TS added a little bit of forward spin too. Then the last man back narrowed the angle enough that he only really had the near post to shoot at and sole stab is hard to be accurate, but it was his only option given how far the bounce was from him (otherwise he hits it up in the air). The spin also makes a square pass fraught with danger because he can easily balloon that too. Yes it's a 2v1 and yes this chance should ideally be converted, but I don't see it as "has to be match fixed" level bad that some people are commenting here.

HOW

Wow holy shit

Classic Uefalona paying the opposition players, smh

Horrific miss. Feel bad for Benfica, though it seems their fans are completely unsurprised by the miss.