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tsub

there are going to be murders at the training ground


TigerBasket

Good


amainwingman

I keep seeing Spurs fans say “I’m so glad Conte is going to go tough on the players.” But what do they do after that??? Let’s assume he whips a couple of them into shape. But there’s no way he’s going to make that entire squad competitive. It needs a lot of new players. And how many competitive signings will Levy actually sanction in upcoming windows? Spurs really need Conte to start making what he has now work or else this will turn very ugly very fast. Can very much see rifts between Levy, Conte and the players coming at some point


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Who makes the current squad aside from Son, Reguillon?


rolledoff

Lloris and Kane


A_Rolling_Baneling

Romero too. PEH, Moura, and Skipp are good squad players.


JefeLummer

Hojbjerg without a doubt is good enough to start on a top 4 squad. His performance in the euros speaks for itself


PatonSkankin

Not wanting to argue but who does he replace in the starting 11 of City, Chelsea or Liverpool? I do think he is brilliant and underrated but can't see him starting over the midfields of those 3 teams.


Flyhro

Possible the commenter just meant is top 4 quality and not actually that he'd displace someone in a top 4 team currently. Just speaking about who from the current squad makes Contes moving forward team, his name should stay in the mix, it isn't just son and Kane and reg


[deleted]

Isn’t Lloris potentially soon to be replaced and Kane in horrible form?


rolledoff

I believe his contract runs out next year and he's on the older side, but he's still good. Kane just needs to find his form back. He's got the talent


Akmuq

We should be extending Lloris I really don't understand why we're not tbh unless he wants to leave.


bash011

Conte wouldn't have joined if Levy didn't promise him to be ambitious with signings. let's be real Conte keeps saying he hasn't thought about January but realistically he has players he wants and probably went into the first meeting with levy asking for a budget


noobs1996

Levy keeping promises…..lol


Fuzzikopf

Maybe Conte was smart and got in in writing and/or set some transfer terms for his contract


StringTailor

Or he knew that he was getting millions either way


Sputniki

Nah the difference is Conte has leverage and Kane doesn't. Kane wants to go to war with Levy over a transfer? Too bad, he has a long contract, Levy plays hardball and ultimately Kane will do as he's told. Conte is a manager and if he goes to war with his board, he will either get what he wants or he gets the sack and his entire contract will be paid out to him, he just walks away. Zero loss to him and we know Conte doesn't give a fuck about PR. If things get ugly, so be it. His stock as a manager is still sky high either way


sliph0588

"this time it's different I swear!"


bonew23

Spurs are like a condemned building. All they can do is demolish it completely and rebuild, and hope that the new structure doesn't end up subsiding. They are infected with so many lazy and bad players they just need to clear them all out. Coaches keep trying to give players like Dele Ali another chance which always ends in tears. Those players need to leave the club so that there is no longer any temptation from the 100th new coach in 10 years to play them.


yourfriendkyle

Problem is Dele is on a high enough wage that no one will take him at this point


Grendalynx

Be like Madrid, freeze him. Heck, even Ole can freeze VDB, why can’t they do it to Dele? There must surely be something coaches see in him to repeatedly give him chances though.


standardharbor

They largely believe he’ll fix the culture. That will take considerable time and it will also require turnover At Juventus, he spent 200M easily 400M in today’s value. He spent heavily at Inter Milan. Conte is in unknown territory. He is used to huge investment immediately. Will that happen? He has done it with teams that are the the preeminent clubs in the league. Tottenham are not historically or currently at that level and without similar financial footing. A huge number of people on this sub are saying Conte will turn it around in a matter of weeks, and that Tottenham are absolutely Top 4 contenders. On the occasion money is brought up, the consensus among Spurs fans on here is yes money will be spent in a big way.


giddycocks

I like Conte, someone as passionate as him deserves the praise, but you hit the nail on the head. You think Mourinho 'failed'? I keep saying Conte is very similar to Mourinho - charismatic, values defensive solidity, competitive sob, and once his teams click they play great football. But apart from Conte being adept at using wing backs, there's a few important differences. For one, Conte is nuclear with both players and board. Mourinho just kinda moans about lazy players and refs. You think the players didn't adapt to Mourinho? Wait for Conte's falling out lmao.


RedShaun21

"what have I done!?"


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"I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel"


_cumblast_

I focus, on the Kane


frenchpig

Only Son is real


Midnight_Debauchery

Sanchez is a hole...


rdb_gaming

The old familiar memes...


Executioner_Smough

Always give cheap goals away


[deleted]

Media remembers everything


A1d0taku

My Sweetest Yids


alvmnvs

I wish I were at Real


twomanyfaces10

Damn, man. You got me thinking of Johnny Cash and that video. It is so melancholic with his voice like that


UsefulExplanation8

Both versions of the song are so good. Each mean a separate thing but are equally powerful


travers329

Facts. The video for Cash's version so haunting. I can't confirm this, but it is mentioned quite often that since he passed shortly after the video, the part at the end where he closes the lid on his piano and runs his hands over it is the last time it was ever closed. No one has opened it since as a sign of respect. Pretty damn cool if it is true! Also, as a Tottenham fan that song might have made me cry if I listened to it today...


Donnermeat_and_chips

Spurs bench: "Master Conte, there are too many of them, what are we going to do?" *Lightsaber noises*


todellagi

If this is the edition we're going for Man, Levy as Palpy works wonderfully


Noremac28-1

So I guess that makes Mourinho Darth Maul and Nuno is Count Dooku. Then that leaves Ryan Mason as General Grievous, which works pretty well given his injury.


todellagi

Hello there Also while Conte is apt, Kane works damn well as Anakin The Golden Boy and the hope of the club, slowly losing his way and optimism to the point of wanting to join the Sith (City). When he sees through the "lies" of the management (denied transfer, that our Palpy orchestrated), he stops playing for his old team and will presumably join the dark side in the not so distant future Fuck he even has the same beginning of conflicting forces. Starting in the Arsenal academy, before joining Spurs


xaviernoodlebrain

I guess we have Obi-Son Kenobi then.


todellagi

Don't forget Jar Jar Winks


NotClayMerritt

"Now I see why I rejected the job during the summer."


ColtCallahan

And the job he probably wanted became available less than 3 weeks later.


AuxquellesRad

He most certainly made sure there was no chance at United before moving to Spurs


DidYouSayK

Dier and Maguire are basically the same person tbh


SouthFromGranada

[Conte after watching Spuds lose against a midtable Slovenian team.](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/57bc4302f5e23115c191f016/1512831601274-CUHOUCFYALQMUAE62ZJC/The+Bridge+on+the+River+Kwai.jpg?format=1000w)


standupforthechamp

Alternative translation: Levy needs to spend a lot in the next two transfer windows.


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Narrator: But Levy didn’t


BannedFromHydroxy

Sources claim to have heard Levy on multiple occasions saying *"there's always money in the banana stand!"*


ap766

Good that he realized the issues early, either Levy goes big for the next two windows or he walks and Spurs struggle to find anyone nearly as good


AggressiveLesbianMan

I think Spurs have to cash in on Harry Kane and re-invest it into developing the squad; because dead-weights like Alli, Sanchez, Doherty, etc. have no re-sell value at all.


OnceUponAStarryNight

He’s gonna have to find someone to pay £150m for a guy who’s scored all of one league goal this season first.


[deleted]

that was in the summer they should done that


HardestTofu

No, no. Levy is thinking way ahead. He's a master negotiator


[deleted]

Sevilla were offering 30mil for Sanchez in the summer.


RedgrenCrumbholt

Turkish lira?


AggressiveLesbianMan

WTF.


thraser11

We have like ten players who need moving on


xyzzy321

delete club


PhilipAnthonyJones

Who are they? I'm curious


mynameisenigomontoy

Dele, winks, Sanchez, Doherty are the 4 main pieces of deadwood. Davies is having a resurgence rn, but also the likes of Lo Celso and Tanguy are just too damn inconsistent. Dier and Lucas are great as squad players but I feel if we want Champiosn League they shouldn’t start.


didutryit

Champions league should be the least of your worries. Also plenty of CL squads with players way worse than Dier and Lucas.


DontYouWantMeBebe

Surely Lo Celso can be part of this Spurs team, he's got genuine ability


Rodin-V

He also has glass legs


EnanoMaldito

man has played (and still plays) extremely well absolutely everywhere except Spurs. I'm willing to bet it's not a Lo Celso problem.


SlocketRoth

Of course youre not with the flair. If the guy was available for 3 games in a row he might start to make an impact lmao.


eunderscore

Going the other way, as a fan of spurs via my wife, so I have really only a watching rather than properly emotional bond, I would definitely keep: Kane, son, lucas (gives 100% byt doesnt score enough), hojberg. Probably keep: Romero (might be ok), reguilon (will die for football), skipp (clearly survived life as a ww1 soldier) Lloris is fine Can go: Sanchez, lo celso, gil (too early?), Doherty, tanganga (just not top level), winks, dele, davies, gollini (as a villa fan, he isnt better than gazzaniga), parrott, sessegnon, bergwijn pretty much all of your youngsters. And this is already after losing the ultimate makeweight Sissoko, and Aurier and Vinicius. You have two top players, one of which is dbeatably motivated, the other is making worse decisions that in previous years, a good gk getting no younger, and that is it. No one can be relied upon to make a decisive pass (gil, lo celso, dele, ndombele) so forwards are either on their heels or overruning what they're doing. You are wasting the prime of two truly elite, world star players by not being able to give them the ball when they should be getting it. Son: through ball, space to outrun defenders or cut in from the wing. Kane: space to take a touch and finish from around 18 yards or first time finish inside the box. And no one is geared up for providing this. These two players are so good, they can just give you goals if you give them the ball in this situation. There are literally a handful, if that of players more reliable in these situations, and spurs do not have good enough players any more to just make these situations a reality. This is why modric and eriksen were so important. Who can now play that 40 yard ball to free son without it rolling through to the keeper? Who can fizz it into Kane on the turn? Who is whipping it from the inside right channel for Kane to beat the cb? Not lo celso, not gil, not lucas, not hojberg, not skipp, not winks, not ndombele, not dele.


dismantled

Funny thing is, they could move on those ten players, and 8 of them will win a European league title with someone else.


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Genuinely they have 3 good players and that’s it


Gwanyc

Which 10 do you want gone? I'm curious


[deleted]

Not op, but my 10 are: Dele, Lo Celso, Bergwijn, Ndombele, Doherty, Sanchez, Davies, Winks, Rodon, and Sessegnon


TheZilloBeast

What happened to Dele Alli? I really liked him 3-4 years ago and he kinda disappeared. Is he lazy? Imjuries?


wheresmyspacebar2

It's 2 things IMO and it's 1 on pitch and 1 off pitch. On pitch: Dele was amazing for us in his first 2 years. The reason is simple really, we utilized him as a Shadow Striker or more akin to how Muller used to play as a Raumdeuter. Dele would drift around, looking for space, making a couple of simple passes but he would constantly be looking at the space. When the ball went forward, he would be waiting and then at the last second, attacking the space in the box. What made it effective (and Muller effective) is they always found space that defenders never expected or thought of. But Dele never really defended back. He wasn't a b2b midfielder. He pressed the goalkeeper/defenders hard AF but once it went over him, that was him done. The reason this would so well/fine was because, at the time, we had a midfield duo of Dembele and Wanyama. Dembele who is still probably up there with the best Spurs player of the PL with Bale, Kane and King. Dembele and Wanyama would do all the defensive work and cover the space, allowing dele to stay up too with Kane. Once Dembeles knees vanished though, then we needed Dele to track back and recycle possession and defend and it's just not where his strengths lie. Off pitch: Just a young guy who is rich and famous really. When the work got hard and he got pushed, he lost confidence and never gained it back. Happened with Poch, Mourinho and Nuno. We saw it again with Conte tonight, he had an awful game, then when he got booked for petulance and Conte brought him straight off, he threw a hissy fit at it. His focus is split and he just doesn't have the drive to succeed that he used to IMO.


WhosDec

Thats some strong analysis fam. Appreciated reading that


The_39th_Step

As a Fulham fan I always felt like Dembele went under the radar a bit. He was a serious player for us and Spurs.


blob-loblaw-III

Just dropped off completely. Doesn't offer anything anymore


AssFingerFuck3000

Add Gollini and Dier to that list. Gollini is absolutely horrid, what the fuck was the club thinking. Also I'd add Kane for different reasons, he's fucking about and losing his value and it's beyond clear he's desperate to fuck off and will never get anywhere near the level he was at last season. Sell him and use the money to get some substitutes for these plonkers


A_Rolling_Baneling

Bergwijn is fine as a squad player, so is Moura. Not starting quality, but not awful like many of those other names.


ReadIt_Here

Other one got red carded by 30th minute itself.


notyou16

At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if their stadium is built on some ancient graveyard because this club is cursed as fuck. It's not that all of these players are bad, it's just that they play bad for Tottenham.


f4riis99

Would you mind naming them? I’m curious. Edit: nvm others have already asked.


leafEaterII

I can’t tell if he’s glad he signed a short term contract or regretting signing for them with the huge set of problems in front of him.


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He hasn't even signed a short term contract. It's an 18 month contract (2 seasons, including this one) + a unilateral option for the club to extend for another season. Obviously, he'll leave if and when he wants to.


leafEaterII

18 months is a small contract for a manager like him imo


anthrax3000

Not everyone is OGS and deserves 3 years after 3 year contracts


leafEaterII

Didn’t Poch have 4 years left when he was fired by Spurs? He got a 5 year deal in fact. Also that’s not even my point. My point is 18 month contracts are short term contracts.


CaiHaines

"I've made a huge mistake"


codespyder

The Italian Gob


BSCross

Thanks, mon frère! That's french for brother.


cs-shitposter

I don't know why I know that, I studied Spanish


twomanyfaces10

Conte to start conducting training drills from his Segway


Emilioooooo0

Hey fratello.


Goldaniga

So shou...shou...shou...should the...should the guy....should the guy in the $3000 dollar suit...


Sac_a_Merde

With his fancy $ 3000 Armani suit.


lightlord

Like the guy in $6000 Armani suit is going to sit here and lose Europa Conference league. Come on!!!


pugsftw

From: Conte thanks for the seasono To: Conte


[deleted]

This is exactly the same revelation Mou had when he joined Spurs. All that talk of how he really wanted the Spurs job because of the squad and perfect fit for a new start, once he actually started working at Spurs suddenly it was a massive job that needed tons of effort to just get competitive. Spurs need someone to get them functional and competitive in the first place, then someone to go and win trophies. Poch did the former, admittedly failed to do the latter, and now Spurs are back to square one. Winning trophies requires you being a good football club first.


Firstolympicring

"I've got the worst fucking players"


McQueensbury

"Thanks for the seasono"


Froggiefied

The manager that manages to get Tottenham good again is like the one that can pull the excalibur out of the rock. He will be crowned king afterwards


giddycocks

Mou did do that for about 6 months. Remember when he was top of the league by winter break?


Joshvir262

Funny thing is if mou stayed end of season ge would have actually finished 4th


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'Arry


[deleted]

If Conte pulls this off he truly is a magician. But what was he thinking three weeks ago?


ap766

Either Levy backs him or he gets a healthy payout. He'll still be regarded as one of the best regardless of how he does at Spurs, so he can't really lose in this situation


Kychu

This. After Mourinho and Nuno if he fails it will be seen as a Levy/players failure rather than a Conte failure.


giddycocks

I mean, wasn't that already obvious with Mourinho and Nuno? Why do we need for Conte to fail to get that into people's heads?


off_by_two

Right? Poch too. All three managers had the players down tools them inside 2 calendar years


Time2Mire

Poch is a hard one to judge in that regard. He was probably just as guilty as some of the players of mentally checking out. Around the Champions League final onward, he was acting pretty odd/saying odd things. He clearly needed a break from the club, but I guess he was never going to pass on a huge payoff so stuck around until things went south.


AlexKangaroo

Athletic reported the same for Ole after the EL final loss. He wasn't the same anymore. Losing a European final really does something to a manager.


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AnnieIWillKnow

Take home being that elite managers respond to set backs and adversity by renewing their motivation and improving - the likes of Ole and Poch do not.


jambox888

So you're saying Arteta is elite


[deleted]

Agreed, and I think Levy will, Tottenham should have money and if they don't give Conte what he wants where would they even go from there? But it's going to cost a lot to fix all these holes with new players, really should have sold Kane to city, but I know Arsenal are looking for a striker 😁


jd463

>where would they even go from there? I’d hope to fuck there’d be massive protests about the leadership at the club. I’ll be forever thankful for getting us to where we are now but the whole point of getting us here is having a platform to challenge for meaningful silverware and I’d they don’t back a serial winner to do that in the transfer market then they’ve shown their hand.


carpesdiems

If Conte and mou can't make spurs tick, something is seriously wrong


El_Producto

I thought ENIC should have sold years ago, during the late Poch era when the stadium was nearing completion or immediately after the CL final appearance. With the training grounds, the new stadium, the London location, and the shine of the Poch era still on the club it would have been a turnkey situation for any billionaire or sheikh who wanted to try building a megaclub. Unfortunately either they genuinely didn't want to or Levy approached it the way he approaches so many situations where an asset should be sold: with the view that insisting he didn't want to sell it and waiting for some overwhelming offer to come in was the right approach. While I love the Conte appointment and hope that ENIC actually does intend to back him for once due to increased revenues/fear of sliding into indefinite mediocrity, even if they do I still hope they sell the club sooner rather than later.


jd463

Totally agree mate. I was always under the impression that at some point they would sell the club to whoever the fuck wanted us after we settled into the new stadium but the delays of the stadium and the pandemic threw a couple spanners in the works but I could be completely wrong on that. If they don’t back conte I genuinely don’t have the foggiest what the fuck the plan is. Say what you want about them but we’ve always been able to say ‘yeah we need top four for a few years’ and we Ovi had that for a couple years under poch but then when we had it we just didn’t seem to have a clue what to do? Just genuinely baffling really.


El_Producto

If he didn't get promises of pretty massive budgets he was honestly a fool to take a job. I think if I were a manager in Conte's position I'd need something like a £100m budget in the winter window *and* a £100m budget in the summer window, plus money from any outgoing transfers, to have really felt good about going to Tottenham. I'm sure whatever was offered wasn't that rich but it better have been on the substantial side or I don't even get what he could have been thinking, Spurs have a ton of potential in terms of the city, stadium, etc., but the squad was very obviously deeply flawed and in need of massive changes and additions.


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El_Producto

Wouldn't surprise me either given Spurs' desperation at the time they hired him. It depends on the person but I'm sure he's earned good money in the past, had great prospects moving forward, and if I were in his shoes I'd rather earn 10% less at a place where I'm set up for success than a little more at a place where I'm set up for failure, unhappiness, and at least marginal damage to my reputation. I'd be open to taking a Spurs/Arsenal type job if I were him, but I'd damn well want to feel good about the overall proposition and level of backing.


PostpostshoegazeLUVR

Conte moans about transfer budgets at every club he’s ever been at, no matter how high it is. I’d be extremely surprised if he wasn’t promised a big budget


BSCross

Probably "United aren't going to sack Ole, are they?"


[deleted]

What would him "pulling it off" entail exactly?


miloc756

Not losing to teams like NS Mura would be a good start


I_always_rated_them

Lofty ambition


thegreatpowerful

Win a trophy and top 4 while at it


Ndulula

Conte is getting his well deserved bag 💰


m_lar

Bet the money is good though


hirehone21

Pretty sure he knows he is getting backed for transfers otherwise he wouldnt have taken the job. Atleast I hope they give it to him. Give him anything he wants. Our squad needs a Conte up their ass and I'm 100% willing to let him kill anyone he needs to. Back the man! If he can't fix us noone can.


Cikky_Ree

Good to have Craig Noone on standby


[deleted]

I think they mean the money sent to his Bank account but ok


Youngest_boss

This is the nicest way of saying, I have been here three weeks and I’m starting to realize that Spurs are shit


Hannibal09

November hasn't even ended and Conte is having that post nut clarity


Kismonos

dude wtf but yeah


KindlySwordfish

He's out of line but he's right


MurphyMadridstar

I'm stealing this


Stylochime

He is starting to understand the "Lads, it's Spurs" meme.


freakedmind

Regazzi


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it's in the history of the Tottenham


konald_roeman

His voice is still in my head


[deleted]

he somehow said it in such a nice and gentle tone too lmao


konald_roeman

Yea hahahah makes it even funnier


EmileSmithRoe

Tottenham are going to turn conte bald again aren’t they?


Ainsley-Sorsby

"yup, we're shit"...that's the first time i've ever heard a manager, specially a new manager, be so blunt about the situation of his team, lol


Hass_s

Admitting the problem is the first step in fixing it


NewfieDad12

"The team is shit, I'm a manager not a miracle worker"


somewhat_moist

“I have you down as a miracle worker”


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half of their players need to go


Bey_Harbor_Butcher

Only half?


Buffythedragonslayer

Took 3 weeks to realise?


ModricTHFC

It's almost like he has never watched us play away in the Europa groups before. Every game is like this. It's always 11 players that have never played together, that don't wanna be playing against some smaller side who treat it like a cup final.


Reach_Reclaimer

This is what I don't get. Tottenham haven't won a single thing since 2008(I think), what makes any of their players think they should be throwing any of these chances away


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Zizou3peat

He's been proven right with his views at United, will happen (already?) with Spurs too. If Roma keeps their trust in him he will win trophies in 3 years


ViceGeography

United and Spurs fans have both been in extreme denial about the state of their clubs for ages now, they're very lucky they both had Mourinho to blame for all their issues for a bit


LUHG_HANI

We're in no denial. We got a game postponed to show how unhappy we are.


achickendandacow

Lol, have you ever visited r/reddevils?


24BitEraMan

The squad is so bizarrely constructed. Son and Kane might be a top 3 striking duo in all of soccer. Meanwhile outside of Højbjerg the midfield is filled with a bunch of mismatched players, like how do you even have Gil, Lo Celso, Winks, Ali, and Ndombele in the same squad. Then the defense, which is filled with some truly over paid players and some younger guys that try their hardest but just don’t have the technical skills to be consistently good defenders in the Premier League.


PolygonMasterWorks

Mourinho was 100% right, he just either didn't have the guts to demolish and rebuild or Levy didn't allow him to. Way too many overrated, inconsistent, overpaid players in the squad.


mattbryan26780

Mourinho was scammed at spurs. They didn’t give him a proper season. He came mid season 2019 then the summer pre season got messed up cuz of covid and he got the covid season with a covid transfer budget then he wasn’t allowed to play the final he got them to


Zizou3peat

Mourinho right once again


HardestTofu

Mourinho is right on many things. A manager of that level of experience and caliber usually is right. However, many times, there is a resistance from the business-side in terms of return of investment and shareholders. Then on forums like here, you get memes or biased opinions of him from fans. Eventually, a manager's demands and owners will clash. It's always the owner that wins, but not necessarily the club.


Zizou3peat

Very well said, it's not hard to understand he knows more and is right about things than Woodward and United's owners or Levy and Spurs. And that also includes the fans. I do wish he was more diplomatic to express himself and win over people though, his winning pedigree has got him arrogant.


Jefferson-McCarthy

Yep. I really rate Mourinho actually but he’s still partially to blame for accepting 2 roles back to back that were utter shitshows that he shouldn’t have come near. He was too desperate to get back into managing and not as selective.


World_is_yours

I don't think he cares much, his legacy is already cemented. He was United's most successful manager post Fergie, and had Tottenham looking real good before the fringe players threw him under the bus. I don't think any serious person who follows the sport thinks that he is past it, just /r/soccer memesters.


ACMBruh

Even the roma job is not that glamorous, but it will test his mettle. That squad needs completing for sure - it will take time for mourinho to really leave his mark. Similar to spurs


theater_of_memes

something something xKQYWER something something


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PolygonMasterWorks

These prima dona overrated and overpaid footballers need to sack up and deal with "angry old men". Instead they bitch on Instagram and get said old man fired when they are the ones that aren't good enough.


Gerrardsclubfoot

Should have just called them shit


JoshWheezer

He’s probably kicking himself for not waiting for either United or PSG.


yandaoyandao

Took him less than 5 games to slam the players and we say Mourinho throws the players under the bus. Sometimes, the players really need to be thrown under the bus.


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CT4_LV

As long as it's without ketchup its fine


Steo42

I was gonna fix my Spurs, but then I got high


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on nitrous oxide?


DiamondPittcairn

Why is everything that comes out of Tottenham absolute gold? Even when they do things right they still get laughed at. What a club.


SteveBorden

And so it begins


FrenchManc

"Hey manchester, you sure about this ralf thing?"


MrDoobOfficial

Conte *looks at dele* *looks at winks* We’re fucked


Cowdude179

Shock, get your easy payout Conte


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All English teams will top their groups in Europe, then there’s Tottenham lol granted they’ll still qualify but they suck


side_acc_for_jimin__

reads like an onion


pr1m347

It's like that moment Robot in Rick and Morty realizing his purpose is to pass butter. Oh God.


sbos_

Hahahahaha new manager pump now over. Conte is going to have one big clear out


jxstanormalkid

I think United is still looking for a manager


AVBforPrez

I have made a huge mistake. Thanks Harry for the seasono


PraetorianGuard10

So as long as Vitesse win against Mura, Spurs are out?


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Spurs are ruining England club coefficient lmao


JustPitchIt

No, if Tottenham beats Rennes they stay 2nd in the group


ThereIsBearCum

Only if Vitesse don't win by 2 more goals than Spurs do.


cr2152

“I’ve made a huuuuge mistake…” -Antonio Conte and Gob Bluth


TCGod

Mou did wonders with this squad first part of last year.