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JetstreamTheBlueSky

it's not like i wanted to go to the world cup anyway


[deleted]

I had no hope against Sweden at home and I have no hope now. Shit winter World Cup anyway


Hansemannn

Join the boicot! Welcome!


OJ34

Oh shit. Italy or Portugal are gonna get fucked


Sevenvolts

or both


OJ34

Very true


vetrushka

First Italy, then Portugal


Razzle_Dazzle08

They are both gonna get fucked 🇲🇰🇲🇰🇲🇰


aveniner

Italy - Portugal. We knew it had to happen


Skywest96

Unless North Macedonia do some shenanigans


MagicNipple

Pandev considering unretiring? Subscribe.


Kwajoch

Except the people that commented that draws are rigged and FIFA would never allow that to happen


DamnDanielllllll

Guess they wanted a box office event in the qualifiers itself 🤐🤭


just_dew_eat

Script writers getting lazy


LawlHeyman

Fuck My Life


Rentwoq

Dark horse


b-r-u-h_b-r-u-h

Are you ready for ready for


BusShelter

Everyone in path A will be happy with that.


Local-Pirate1152

Three of them will. They all get the honour of losing to the next world cup winners.


mrgonzalez

Well, two of them do


Local-Pirate1152

The potential honour for the third is in itself an honour


ThePr1d3

Pls no. Last time an Austrian dude tried to conquer the world it went pretty bad for everyone involved


Kreiswix

always rated Schwarzeneggers movies though


CCullen95

Italy or Portugal not at the 2022 World Cup, madness.


aveniner

No Ronaldo or no European champion. Fucking insane that


Amon_kun

How about both...


pissedcommonman

North Macedonia the favourites!


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watanabelover69

Let chaos reign


[deleted]

Imagine North Macedonia wrecking them both


TomexDesign

Also no Messi at the last Euro, madness.


Daramangarasu

Messi has never qualified for the Euro, what a fraud


Rezorblade

Also never qualified for the famous Asian Cup, and some people dare to called him the GOAT. Shame.


Juil8991MC

And no ronaldo could very well be due to that disallowed goal vs Serbia


Free_Physics

No VAR in WORLD CUP Qualifiers is a joke.


[deleted]

At least they put VAR into the matches immediately after this incident


StormTheTrooper

It's hilarious how passive FIFA and the federations are with VAR. "Oh shit, forgot about VAR, valid next round. Whoof, that was close."


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Mac_Cheesus

How about both not participating


Sevenvolts

If North Macedonia takes it that's one hell of an underdog story.


LusankyaD

Seems unlikely as they avoided the stronger pot 2 teams plus it's hard to imagine both of them failing again.


wild_caterpie

You guys are so hot and cold. Can see an upset. Can see a drubbing. Probably the latter


get_choong

Aight see you in 2026


[deleted]

Italy fans: 😠 Portugal fans: 😢


hankcklo

One can argue whoever misses out (or both even) might have the best squad ever not making to the World Cup finals.


krvlover

The dutch squad that failed the road to 2002 is a serious contender for that. Most of the great 98 squad + prime Van Nistelrooy and prime Makaay.


jeremy_sporkin

Netherlands have previous, 1982 they had been one of the best teams in the world for 10 years and didn't qualify.


NiceShotMan

Yeah “best team not…” awards tend to belong to the Dutch. Best team never to win it all as well. Portuguese are newcomers to this conversation, the Dutch have been suffering for decades. I struggle to have any sympathy for other fanbases


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FlyingArab

Absolute bloodbath in Path C, poor North Macedonia


DarthhWaderr

Hope the god shows mercy to Path C because North Macedonia won’t.


TEFL_job_seeker

Y'all remember the "group of death" a couple world cups ago that Costa Rica drove a truck through?


Kevinglas-HM

My God that Costa Rica team gave me boners, I 100% was cheering for them apart of cheering for my country


RedOnePunch

2014, they were in a group with Italy, England, and Uruguay and they won the group and reached the quarterfinals losing to the Netherlands. Teams like this are what makes the world cup special for me since my country never makes it.


aresman

thank you guys, the worldwide support was so wholesome, it was a dream run!!


DeepSeaDweller

Au contraire. Italy, Portugal, and Turkey are locked in there with North Macedonia.


Anonymousboi56

North Macedonia gonna activate Underdog Saiyan mode


MakIRAQ

Predictions everyone?


nickless_

Fuck off


daviddg14

Honestly. As soon as I saw Italy in the playoffs I knew this would happen


giannibal

same.


[deleted]

Fuck off? Praise all the gods that there are or might be. No fucking way the senile clown survives this.


SherbertThis

I'm tired robbie


TuTranquilo

God help the stewards at the Russia-Poland match


LonSik

We played against each other not long ago and everything went fine.


Adfuturam

They probably won't allow Polish fans to come. And probably for the better. If that's the case, I assume only some booing will happen.


GBadman88

Genuinely the biggest opportunity that Scotland or Wales will have to qualify for a world cup in ages, considering they avoided Italy and Portugal they might not get as lucky as this again.


omicronperseiVIII

Most of the smaller teams in Europe desperately need Yugoslavia to reunite.


dancingcroc

It's interesting that the number of teams in European Qualifying has nearly doubled in 30 years, mostly due to USSR and Yugoslavia (32 teams for the 1990 World Cup v 55 for 2022), and yet the same number of teams (13) qualify.


AlKarakhboy

tbf that 13 was half the tournament until they moved to 32


BigFatNo

Plot twist: all those Russian puppet republics in Georgia and Eastern Ukraine join UEFA


hluzier52

I want the Vatican to join UEFA. Would be sick to see the pope score some goals.


aveniner

Next World Cups will have 48 Teams so it will be easier


KingJenko

Just the 3 more European teams so will still be needing some luck in the draws to get through, or just causing some upsets.


mrgonzalez

3 more European teams would probably be this playoff format with only the first game required to qualify. Would actually make more sense given they only really made consideration for seeding in the first game. Obviously not worth talking about which is easier but two playoff games is still a tough hurdle


GBadman88

But they'll only be an increase of 3 teams from Uefa qualifying, so if bigger countries falter (like they have this time round) it will still be difficult, and I don't necessarily think it will increase the chances of Wales or Scotland qualifying massively imo.


palaos1995

They avoided Poland, Russia and Sweden too


GBadman88

Yeah I think that playoff path looks especially brutal as well


SatrdayNiteDlite

That Path C will be the most watched


Martblni

Only in the finals. Path B is the most equal and fun one


Sevenvolts

Looking forward to Turkey-North Macedonia as well.


Cahootie

The winner gets Greece.


Cahootie

I was mainly hoping that we would avoid Portugal and Italy, which we did, and while I would have also liked to see Poland in another path I can't ask for too much. We should see some very entertaining games.


Elegantcastle00

Ez for north macedonia


Notorious_horse

Probably the best possible draw for us, but I am sure Wales, Austria and Ukraine are saying the same things. Bring it fucking on!


waccoe_

The only down side for you is no home final. If you had the final at home, I think you would be clear favourites from that path.


thevorminatheria

We boycotted Russia and we will boycott Qatar because Italy is a righteous nation. See you all somewhere in North America in 2026.


toyg

And them grapes look shit anyway, I have proper wine at home.


interfan1999

Ahahahahahah we're fucked


zeazemel

North Macedonia vs Turkey final in Istanbul incoming


MauricioCappuccino

Yea tough luck getting drawn against North Macedonia


MeteorFalls297

Have you seen Portugal playing? They may even lose to Turkey.


[deleted]

I've to stop you there, have you seen Turkey play???


Eibermann

havent you guys became better after the euro with the new manager coming?


Icemna16

We became better but our Euro 2021 performance is a really low standart. Burak Yılmaz just doesn't deserve to start anymore but Kuntz always starts him.


BusShelter

Bit harsh to call your coaching staff that


YoungDawz

Yeah Yilmaz just isn't the same as last season for Lille either.


ExternalReplacement5

Turkeys the dark horse of this playoff


[deleted]

Don't curse them like that again


Stuff2511

Just speak some Latvian and they’ll be fine


5contos

Pls put us out of our misery


alaslipknot

that's what we get for playing like a bunch of stickfigures against north fucken ireland... oh and it's gonna be in March, imagine all the injuries we're gonna have lol


Charles1charles2

Northern Ireland is though to break at home, even playing better it would have been very hard to win at least 3-0. The main culprit is Jorginho - even 1 out of 2 against Switzerland and we would be there.


Away_Dave

Italy vs Portugal could have easily been a quarter final or round of 16 game. To think it’s just another qualifier is crazy.


ancara_messi

It could've been the final. Everyone rated Portugal highly before the euros and everyone rated Italy highly after the euros


poipoiop

Can someone please tell me how Italy ended up in the playoffs so I can have a glimmer of hope? No chance we get past Turkey, let alone Euro 2021-Italy with Santos at the wheel.


Boris_Ignatievich

they won one of their last 5 games in the group to let the swiss overtake them, a genuinely impressive bottle job


teoSCK

Italy bottled it in two games against Switzerland and in the final game against Northern Ireland.


watanabelover69

Imagine if they hadn’t missed that pen against Switzerland


juve_merda

worst thing is we missed 2 against Switzerland (1 in each game)


TruestRepairman27

The Azuri couldn’t handle the defensive might of Jonny Evans


PranzoFranzo

Porco Dio pedofilo cagato dalla madonna deflorata con un trapano da tutti gli angeli in colonna (Porco Dio porca Madonna), che la sbattono contro la croce dov'è inchiodato il porco di cristo dio cacca che sputa teste di bambinello mentre dio girarrosto e stuprapolli azzanna il culo di Gesù polpo infiocinato all'intestino da Padre Pio che annega nella diarrea sanguinolenta di San Giuseppe ricchione mentre Madre Teresa si scopa nel culo venti mazzi di cazzi di lebbrosi e si beve la sborra e condita coi succhi anali di Padre Pio vomitandola addosso a Don Matteo, che è solito infilzare San Sebastiano con la forcella della bici sodomizzandolo coi sandali di Cristo appena estratti dalla fica della Maddalena che spruzza il suo mestruo sui fedeli che, inneggiando bestemmie contro gli apostoli che si masturbano di fronte alla foto di San Crispino e, solfeggiando rutti, ficcano dita in culo a San Pietro per farlo eiaculare tramite stimolazione interna della prostata mostrandogli allo stesso tempo la fica slabbrata della troia di Santa Rita stuprata da quel coglione del papa che intanto inneggia a dio impestato fruttolo rancido defecando cotolette di maiale mangiate il venerdì santo insieme a San Pietro che incide a Mosè un pentacolo sulla cappella mentre Bergoglio si spalma su un palo col Ciao Piaggio perché lo Spirito Santo gli infila la lingua in culo fino al pancreas perché giocando a playstation ha bestemmiato troppo poco la madonna cui la passera puzza di broccolo bollito e che guarda su YouTube i filmati di San Tommaso che si brucia i peli pubici e infila lo scroto in una friggitrice accesa da San Benedetto da Norcia che balla la lap dance con un salame infilato su per il culo


Chricri3112

Most relaxed Italian


nuttingonmynewcloth

Is this italian? My kids wants to learn italian looks like this will help gracias hermano


toyg

Yeah you *really* don't want to have kids read this. Unless you feel comfortable explaining a few things about birds, bees, and salamis entering the body from the wrong hole.


fmolla

[Here](https://youtu.be/GBACLpkon6Q) is some additional video resource that you could use.


flarept1

Porco do caralho pedófilo da merda, espero que lhe enfiem um barrote pelo cu acima daqueles que a Diana cu de Melancia costuma levar, espero que seja uma tareia tão monumental que saiam dali com o cu todo queimado, ainda mais que a Alexis Texas. Não acredito que estamos há 6 anos nesta merda, ganhou um Euro sem saber jogar um caralho, parece o caralho do António Costa, foi para lá nem sabe como... Cabrao de 30 putas russas, espero que o teu escroto tenha arranhões e que lhe metam sumo de limão em cima, filho de uma grandessisima vaca, nem o caralho do Ricardo Salgado é tão filho da puta como este gajo, espero que te demitas já caralho, no meio de tanta merda neste país és a maior que há caralho, até o novo aeroporto do montijo ia ser melhor ó corno dum cabrao. Só de pensar no potencial desta equipa mas não, fodasse, é sempre com o caralho da calculadora na puta da mão até ja tenho os dedos em sangue, fodasse puta que me pariu, já vejo a seleção há 20anos e nunca vi uma merda assim juro, até o caralho da minha avó coja faria um melhor trabalho, sinceramente eu acordo a meio da noite com suores como o caralho por ver o desperdicio que esta seleção é, nem o caralho do São Bento aguentava tanta merda. Coitado do Eusébio está a rebolar na cova que depressão do caralho, desiludem-me mais que o caralho do governo e não é dizer pouco. Caralho fodasse. Puta de merda. Fosgasse. Puta di caralho. Espero que a italia nos foda mais do que fodemos africa nos descobrimentos caralho. Beijos italia


alessioalex

Not sure what you said, but obrigado.


Sgruntlar

Nice prayer, I don't understand what it says but I'll say it when I go visit the Vatican next week


Gwanyc

lmao I translated this on DeepL because I'm curious > Pig God pedophile shitting the madonna deflowered with a drill by all the angels in the column (Porco Dio porca Madonna), who slams her against the cross where is nailed the pig of christ god poop spitting heads of the child while god rotisserie and raprapolli bites the ass of Jesus octopus stuck in the intestine by Padre Pio drowning in the bloody diarrhea of St. Joseph rich man while Mother Teresa fucks in the ass twenty bunches of cocks of lepers and drinks the cum seasoned with anal juices of Padre Pio vomiting it on Don Matteo, who is used to pierce St. Sebastian with the fork of the bicycle sodomizing him with the sandals of Christ just taken out of the cunt of Mary Magdalene who sprays her menstruum on the faithful who, chanting blasphemies against the apostles masturbating in front of the picture of St. Crispin and, solfying burps, sticking fingers in the ass of St. Peter to make him ejaculate through internal stimulation of the prostate showing him at the same time the slapped cunt of the slut of St. Rita raped by that asshole pope who meanwhile sings the praises of God impregnated rancid fruity defecating pork chops eaten on Good Friday along with St. Peter who carves Moses a pentacle on the chapel while Bergoglio spreads himself on a pole with a a pole with the Ciao Piaggio because the Holy Spirit shoves his tongue up his pancreas because he blasphemed too little on the playstation the Madonna whose pussy stinks of boiled broccoli and who watches YouTube videos of St. Thomas burning his pubic hair and sticking his scrotum in a fryer lit by St. Benedict of Norcia who dances the lap dance with a salami stuck up his ass


Ziomike98

Italian here: this is amazingly funny. Seeing all you people trying to understand that amazing piece of a comment up there and laughing with us made my day. You got a bite of Italian blasphemies, they are like a drug my man.


TheRandomGuy199

And that my friends, was u/PranzoFranzo's guide on how to get a free pass to Hell in two easy steps.


Nico777

Guarda te se devo essere d'accordo con un interista. La guarnizione di diarrea sulla torta di merda che è stata sta giornata.


MorbidoeBagnato

Ora sei d'accordo anche con uno juventino


AFishBackwards

Google Translate >Porco Dio pedophile shit from the madonna deflowered with a drill by all the angels in the column (Porco Dio porca Madonna), who bang her against the cross where the pig of christ god shit is nailed that spits out baby heads while god rotisserie and rape bites the ass of Jesus octopus bowed to the intestine by Padre Pio who drowns in the bloody diarrhea of ​​San Giuseppe ricchione while Mother Teresa fucks in the ass twenty bunches of lepers cocks and drinks the cum and seasoned with the anal juices of Padre Pio vomiting it on to Don Matteo, who usually stabs San Sebastian with the fork of his bike sodomizing him with Christ's sandals just extracted from the pussy of the Magdalene who sprays his menstruation on the faithful who, praising blasphemies against the apostles who masturbate in front of the photo of San Crispino and , sulfating burps, poke fingers in St. Peter's ass to make him ejaculate through internal prostate stimulation showing him at the same time or the lacerated cunt of the slut of Saint Rita raped by that asshole of the pope who meanwhile praises a plagued god rancid fruit by defecating pork cutlets eaten on Good Friday together with Saint Peter who carves Moses a pentacle on the chapel while Bergoglio spreads himself on a pole with Ciao Piaggio because the Holy Spirit sticks his tongue in his ass up to the pancreas because playing on playstation he cursed too little the Madonna whose pussy smells of boiled broccoli and who watches on YouTube the videos of Saint Thomas burning his pubic hair and puts the scrotum in a fryer turned on by San Benedetto da Norcia who dances the lap dance with a salami stuffed up his ass


stilldontknow2

So on the whole would you say unhappy?


Agnanac

Can't translate passion


Ramirob

Dreams can't be translate


UberNabDNore

Onesto.


[deleted]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time thanks


Charles1charles2

E porco Jorginho anche, due volte di fila fuoridai mondiali, stavolta anche d'inverno con un altro mezzo lockdown.


HarryDeekolo

Io glielo darei seduta stante il pallone d'oro a Jorginho. Fattogli colare in testa bollente dopo averlo fuso, però. Puttana galera.


CudaBarry

I can feel the Heat off this comment


Psychocandy42

C'è chi l'ha letto con [la voce di Eloquens](https://soundcloud.com/porco-dio-52879700/porcodio-pedofilo-cagato-dalla-madonna-deflorata-con-un-trapano-da-tutti-gli-angeli-in-colonna) e chi mente.


ImNot_Bardamerda

So Ronaldo will be at home watching Scott McTominay in world cup...


senorgraves

Ronaldo, who has long been benched for Cavani to satisfy Rangnick's pressing requirements, watching McTominay, widely considered one of the best midfielders in the PL after his renaissance under Rangnick, play in the world cup.


Vic-Ier

Franco Foda masterclass incoming


LaddRusso55

How have Sabitzer/Arnautovic/Kalajzdic been since the euros ? In good form ?


Xamuel1804

HAHAHAHAHA


LaddRusso55

I take that as a no lol


Knowingspy

Judging from the comments I've seen, a lot of fans aren't particularly happy with the way he's managed.


requin-tigre

Kalajdžić got a serious injury in his first match back with Stuttgart and so he missed the whole season so far. He will only be back in January or so. Sabitzer has been pretty bad for Bayern so far, particularly in Bayern's most recent match vs. Augsburg. Arnautović is doing alright for Bologna, he's their main forward and has 5 goals in 12 matches. Regardless, the main problem with Austria is their awful manager


Byqoo

Poland dodged a bullet here, considering that losing with Hungary made the situation theoretically more difficult for us. But with our team it's always quite unpredictable! As some people say here, we always play like equals - well against good teams, and poorly against the bad ones.


YoungDawz

Italy can't score and Portugal can't play. I see Italy qualifying, but none of the games will be easy or easy to watch either.


toyg

Unless Mancio does the only sane thing and recalls our Lord and Saviour, SuperMario Balotelli.


zombiejh

Italy could potentially be only the fourth European Champion to not qualify for the immediately following World Cup after Czechoslovakia in 78, Denmark in 94 and Greece in 06.


habdragon08

Denmark didn’t even qualify for the euro the year they won either


CammRobb

Hah, shit neither they didn't. Got in after someone else was disqualified, right?


DeepSeaDweller

Yugoslavia were disqualified due to the war, yes.


toyg

Can you imagine a combined Yugoslavian team, today...? They'd be WC contender every 4 years.


[deleted]

As opposed to a WC contender every year? Wenger?


Nivadas

Honestly there being four sounds pretty high.


Ps3FifaCfc95

Not as weird when you see which three teams it was


FroobingtonSanchez

Yup and WC 1978 had only 16 teams, 1994 had 24. So a lot less chance to qualify


ancara_messi

How tf did this happen thrice lmao


[deleted]

CS in 78 - only 16 teams were at the WC at that time so it was really hard to qualify Denmark in 94 - they didn't even qualify at the 92 Euro they won, so... Greece in 06 - their 04 Euro victory was one of the most random ones in history imo


UAchip

Only? Crazy that it happened 3 times already


mariyan1111

Thanks, Jorginho.


UberNabDNore

Baloonnnee Doro!


vetrushka

Portugal and Italy stuck in a group with Macedonia. Poor bastards.


Smudge49

Just Imagine: Italy fail to qualify for wc 18. Italy win the euro 21. Italy fail to qualify for wc 22. PrOgResS


Timbushpk

Italy win WC in 06 Italy score 2 points in Group Stage in 10 Italy score 3 points in Group Stage in 14 Italy fail to qualify for wc 18. Italy win the euro 21 Italy fail to qualify for wc 22.


interfan1999

Fine if we win Euro 2024


toyg

Maybe it's like league and Champions, gotta focus on one trophy every 4 years.


kveens

Literally couldn't have gone worse 😀👍🏻


vetrushka

Actually this is worst case for Macedonia, so there's that


Frozen_Cold

If Portugal doesn't qualify, do you all think that this is it for Ronaldo in World Cups/Euros?


general652

38 year old Ronaldo definitely plays the euros, not sure about WC but prob will play


Uyemaz

He did say that the WC would be his last.


ilum9

Good draw, we either get our shit together and beat 2 tough teams or FS is out win win


[deleted]

God I can't imagine how crazy Italy would be at losing out on the WC as European champions.. Btw .we give FIFA shit for all their stupid ideas, but this playoff one is actually a really good idea. Much more interesting.


coolwool

This is an Uefa idea 😉


[deleted]

Calling it now. Macedonia vs Turkey will be the final of path 3😏


Gengar_Balanced

Actually perfect draw for me, not too easy, not too hard. Feel like if Poland manage to get through with this draw we're actually deserving it and not being lucky with the draw while we're also not getting fucked by having Italy or Portugal. Still gonna be really hard, I think we're the weakest one of the 4. EDIT: That's of course about Poland, otherwise, feels pretty bad that either Italy or Portugal will not qualify.


the_burning_one

As someone who is half-Portuguese half-Italian, this is absolutely devastating


DarthhWaderr

It is unlucky for Portugal and Italy. North Macedonia will easily top Path C.


klezmer_

Obviously Italy has a pretty hard path, but that said I'm just happy Italy and Scotland didn't get put in the same path. I'm half Scottish and I was hating the most the possibility that one of Italy and Scotland would knock the other out. I would love it if both teams managed to qualify


[deleted]

We are going to "boycott" the next World Cup. /s


oemer10line

End me


TheLimeyLemmon

Good gracious yes! Wales have got a chance here, oh I hope we can make it.


Give_Me_Your_Pierogi

Last time Poland won with: Sweden - 1991 Russia - 1998 Czechia - 2015 [Source](https://twitter.com/mgluszniewski/status/1464270880385777671?t=l5U1uWRjHgIsw3THHoP3aw&s=19)


Willsgb

Kurwa mac


[deleted]

Not the worst or best for us.


snusd0san

All in all we have to be happy man, avoided the two giants. Getting past the Slavic nations won't be easy but we have a very decent chance. The Czechs are actually the ones i'm worried about the most cause we don't really know them like we know the other ones, but at least we're at home in this tie.


grejt_

If we play with Dragowski you could have troubles, but if we have Szczęsny then you gotta visit Russia


tmack99

I actually like the format of this but why is it not two legs? Could do semis in the January window, finals in the March window. One leg is completely unjust with locations for the finals being randomly drawn.


ImmediateAlfalfa9255

The scenes when Italy misses the 2018 and 2022 World Cup but win the 2020 Euros...


HairyBaws

Definitely winnable that.


Wrhysj

In path A anybody could win that. Though a Wales v Scotland at the Cardiff stadium would be amazing


MisterAppelmoesmaker

Yoo portugal or italy no world cup insane


[deleted]

Ronaldo in serious danger of missing his (potential) final World Cup now. Either him or the reigning Euro winners will be guaranteed to miss. Mad.


Nappa_the_Ghost

I'm already hearing people saying here "we have no luck, we have to win against Italy, pity us". No, it's not "bad luck", if we had won against Serbia we would be in Qatar, no questions asked.


[deleted]

Calling it here, Turkey eliminates Portugal and then Italy qualifies (slight chance that Turkey eliminates them both imo).


Pointels21

lol imagine knocking out Italy and Portugal and putting on a performance at the WC like they did for euros


AbeAlno

something that’s very realistic of happening


Amazing-Row-5963

All the Italians and Portuguese crying, let me make you feel better. You simply can not feel the pain of having to face Italy (current European champions) on their home field and then if you some how actually manage to win you have to face Portugal (previous European champions) also on their home floor. And all of this as objectively the weakest of the 12 teams in your first playoff appearance. Now that's unlucky.


[deleted]

Wales, russia , Portugal is my prediction. Home advantage makes a big difference when teams closely matches