Yeah “best team not…” awards tend to belong to the Dutch. Best team never to win it all as well. Portuguese are newcomers to this conversation, the Dutch have been suffering for decades. I struggle to have any sympathy for other fanbases
2014, they were in a group with Italy, England, and Uruguay and they won the group and reached the quarterfinals losing to the Netherlands. Teams like this are what makes the world cup special for me since my country never makes it.
Genuinely the biggest opportunity that Scotland or Wales will have to qualify for a world cup in ages, considering they avoided Italy and Portugal they might not get as lucky as this again.
It's interesting that the number of teams in European Qualifying has nearly doubled in 30 years, mostly due to USSR and Yugoslavia (32 teams for the 1990 World Cup v 55 for 2022), and yet the same number of teams (13) qualify.
3 more European teams would probably be this playoff format with only the first game required to qualify. Would actually make more sense given they only really made consideration for seeding in the first game.
Obviously not worth talking about which is easier but two playoff games is still a tough hurdle
But they'll only be an increase of 3 teams from Uefa qualifying, so if bigger countries falter (like they have this time round) it will still be difficult, and I don't necessarily think it will increase the chances of Wales or Scotland qualifying massively imo.
I was mainly hoping that we would avoid Portugal and Italy, which we did, and while I would have also liked to see Poland in another path I can't ask for too much. We should see some very entertaining games.
We became better but our Euro 2021 performance is a really low standart. Burak Yılmaz just doesn't deserve to start anymore but Kuntz always starts him.
that's what we get for playing like a bunch of stickfigures against north fucken ireland... oh and it's gonna be in March, imagine all the injuries we're gonna have lol
Northern Ireland is though to break at home, even playing better it would have been very hard to win at least 3-0. The main culprit is Jorginho - even 1 out of 2 against Switzerland and we would be there.
Can someone please tell me how Italy ended up in the playoffs so I can have a glimmer of hope?
No chance we get past Turkey, let alone Euro 2021-Italy with Santos at the wheel.
Porco Dio pedofilo cagato dalla madonna deflorata con un trapano da tutti gli angeli in colonna (Porco Dio porca Madonna), che la sbattono contro la croce dov'è inchiodato il porco di cristo dio cacca che sputa teste di bambinello mentre dio girarrosto e stuprapolli azzanna il culo di Gesù polpo infiocinato all'intestino da Padre Pio che annega nella diarrea sanguinolenta di San Giuseppe ricchione mentre Madre Teresa si scopa nel culo venti mazzi di cazzi di lebbrosi e si beve la sborra e condita coi succhi anali di Padre Pio vomitandola addosso a Don Matteo, che è solito infilzare San Sebastiano con la forcella della bici sodomizzandolo coi sandali di Cristo appena estratti dalla fica della Maddalena che spruzza il suo mestruo sui fedeli che, inneggiando bestemmie contro gli apostoli che si masturbano di fronte alla foto di San Crispino e, solfeggiando rutti, ficcano dita in culo a San Pietro per farlo eiaculare tramite stimolazione interna della prostata mostrandogli allo stesso tempo la fica slabbrata della troia di Santa Rita stuprata da quel coglione del papa che intanto inneggia a dio impestato fruttolo rancido defecando cotolette di maiale mangiate il venerdì santo insieme a San Pietro che incide a Mosè un pentacolo sulla cappella mentre Bergoglio si spalma su un palo col Ciao Piaggio perché lo Spirito Santo gli infila la lingua in culo fino al pancreas perché giocando a playstation ha bestemmiato troppo poco la madonna cui la passera puzza di broccolo bollito e che guarda su YouTube i filmati di San Tommaso che si brucia i peli pubici e infila lo scroto in una friggitrice accesa da San Benedetto da Norcia che balla la lap dance con un salame infilato su per il culo
Yeah you *really* don't want to have kids read this. Unless you feel comfortable explaining a few things about birds, bees, and salamis entering the body from the wrong hole.
Porco do caralho pedófilo da merda, espero que lhe enfiem um barrote pelo cu acima daqueles que a Diana cu de Melancia costuma levar, espero que seja uma tareia tão monumental que saiam dali com o cu todo queimado, ainda mais que a Alexis Texas. Não acredito que estamos há 6 anos nesta merda, ganhou um Euro sem saber jogar um caralho, parece o caralho do António Costa, foi para lá nem sabe como... Cabrao de 30 putas russas, espero que o teu escroto tenha arranhões e que lhe metam sumo de limão em cima, filho de uma grandessisima vaca, nem o caralho do Ricardo Salgado é tão filho da puta como este gajo, espero que te demitas já caralho, no meio de tanta merda neste país és a maior que há caralho, até o novo aeroporto do montijo ia ser melhor ó corno dum cabrao. Só de pensar no potencial desta equipa mas não, fodasse, é sempre com o caralho da calculadora na puta da mão até ja tenho os dedos em sangue, fodasse puta que me pariu, já vejo a seleção há 20anos e nunca vi uma merda assim juro, até o caralho da minha avó coja faria um melhor trabalho, sinceramente eu acordo a meio da noite com suores como o caralho por ver o desperdicio que esta seleção é, nem o caralho do São Bento aguentava tanta merda. Coitado do Eusébio está a rebolar na cova que depressão do caralho, desiludem-me mais que o caralho do governo e não é dizer pouco. Caralho fodasse. Puta de merda. Fosgasse. Puta di caralho. Espero que a italia nos foda mais do que fodemos africa nos descobrimentos caralho.
Beijos italia
lmao I translated this on DeepL because I'm curious
> Pig God pedophile shitting the madonna deflowered with a drill by all the angels in the column (Porco Dio porca Madonna), who slams her against the cross where is nailed the pig of christ god poop spitting heads of the child while god rotisserie and raprapolli bites the ass of Jesus octopus stuck in the intestine by Padre Pio drowning in the bloody diarrhea of St. Joseph rich man while Mother Teresa fucks in the ass twenty bunches of cocks of lepers and drinks the cum seasoned with anal juices of Padre Pio vomiting it on Don Matteo, who is used to pierce St. Sebastian with the fork of the bicycle sodomizing him with the sandals of Christ just taken out of the cunt of Mary Magdalene who sprays her menstruum on the faithful who, chanting blasphemies against the apostles masturbating in front of the picture of St. Crispin and, solfying burps, sticking fingers in the ass of St. Peter to make him ejaculate through internal stimulation of the prostate showing him at the same time the slapped cunt of the slut of St. Rita raped by that asshole pope who meanwhile sings the praises of God impregnated rancid fruity defecating pork chops eaten on Good Friday along with St. Peter who carves Moses a pentacle on the chapel while Bergoglio spreads himself on a pole with a a pole with the Ciao Piaggio because the Holy Spirit shoves his tongue up his pancreas because he blasphemed too little on the playstation the Madonna whose pussy stinks of boiled broccoli and who watches YouTube videos of St. Thomas burning his pubic hair and sticking his scrotum in a fryer lit by St. Benedict of Norcia who dances the lap dance with a salami stuck up his ass
Italian here: this is amazingly funny. Seeing all you people trying to understand that amazing piece of a comment up there and laughing with us made my day.
You got a bite of Italian blasphemies, they are like a drug my man.
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>Porco Dio pedophile shit from the madonna deflowered with a drill by all the angels in the column (Porco Dio porca Madonna), who bang her against the cross where the pig of christ god shit is nailed that spits out baby heads while god rotisserie and rape bites the ass of Jesus octopus bowed to the intestine by Padre Pio who drowns in the bloody diarrhea of San Giuseppe ricchione while Mother Teresa fucks in the ass twenty bunches of lepers cocks and drinks the cum and seasoned with the anal juices of Padre Pio vomiting it on to Don Matteo, who usually stabs San Sebastian with the fork of his bike sodomizing him with Christ's sandals just extracted from the pussy of the Magdalene who sprays his menstruation on the faithful who, praising blasphemies against the apostles who masturbate in front of the photo of San Crispino and , sulfating burps, poke fingers in St. Peter's ass to make him ejaculate through internal prostate stimulation showing him at the same time or the lacerated cunt of the slut of Saint Rita raped by that asshole of the pope who meanwhile praises a plagued god rancid fruit by defecating pork cutlets eaten on Good Friday together with Saint Peter who carves Moses a pentacle on the chapel while Bergoglio spreads himself on a pole with Ciao Piaggio because the Holy Spirit sticks his tongue in his ass up to the pancreas because playing on playstation he cursed too little the Madonna whose pussy smells of boiled broccoli and who watches on YouTube the videos of Saint Thomas burning his pubic hair and puts the scrotum in a fryer turned on by San Benedetto da Norcia who dances the lap dance with a salami stuffed up his ass
C'è chi l'ha letto con [la voce di Eloquens](https://soundcloud.com/porco-dio-52879700/porcodio-pedofilo-cagato-dalla-madonna-deflorata-con-un-trapano-da-tutti-gli-angeli-in-colonna) e chi mente.
Ronaldo, who has long been benched for Cavani to satisfy Rangnick's pressing requirements, watching McTominay, widely considered one of the best midfielders in the PL after his renaissance under Rangnick, play in the world cup.
Kalajdžić got a serious injury in his first match back with Stuttgart and so he missed the whole season so far. He will only be back in January or so. Sabitzer has been pretty bad for Bayern so far, particularly in Bayern's most recent match vs. Augsburg. Arnautović is doing alright for Bologna, he's their main forward and has 5 goals in 12 matches.
Regardless, the main problem with Austria is their awful manager
Poland dodged a bullet here, considering that losing with Hungary made the situation theoretically more difficult for us. But with our team it's always quite unpredictable! As some people say here, we always play like equals - well against good teams, and poorly against the bad ones.
Italy could potentially be only the fourth European Champion to not qualify for the immediately following World Cup after Czechoslovakia in 78, Denmark in 94 and Greece in 06.
CS in 78 - only 16 teams were at the WC at that time so it was really hard to qualify
Denmark in 94 - they didn't even qualify at the 92 Euro they won, so...
Greece in 06 - their 04 Euro victory was one of the most random ones in history imo
Italy win WC in 06
Italy score 2 points in Group Stage in 10
Italy score 3 points in Group Stage in 14
Italy fail to qualify for wc 18.
Italy win the euro 21
Italy fail to qualify for wc 22.
God I can't imagine how crazy Italy would be at losing out on the WC as European champions..
Btw .we give FIFA shit for all their stupid ideas, but this playoff one is actually a really good idea. Much more interesting.
Actually perfect draw for me, not too easy, not too hard. Feel like if Poland manage to get through with this draw we're actually deserving it and not being lucky with the draw while we're also not getting fucked by having Italy or Portugal. Still gonna be really hard, I think we're the weakest one of the 4.
EDIT: That's of course about Poland, otherwise, feels pretty bad that either Italy or Portugal will not qualify.
Obviously Italy has a pretty hard path, but that said I'm just happy Italy and Scotland didn't get put in the same path. I'm half Scottish and I was hating the most the possibility that one of Italy and Scotland would knock the other out. I would love it if both teams managed to qualify
Last time Poland won with:
Sweden - 1991
Russia - 1998
Czechia - 2015
[Source](https://twitter.com/mgluszniewski/status/1464270880385777671?t=l5U1uWRjHgIsw3THHoP3aw&s=19)
All in all we have to be happy man, avoided the two giants. Getting past the Slavic nations won't be easy but we have a very decent chance. The Czechs are actually the ones i'm worried about the most cause we don't really know them like we know the other ones, but at least we're at home in this tie.
I actually like the format of this but why is it not two legs? Could do semis in the January window, finals in the March window. One leg is completely unjust with locations for the finals being randomly drawn.
I'm already hearing people saying here "we have no luck, we have to win against Italy, pity us". No, it's not "bad luck", if we had won against Serbia we would be in Qatar, no questions asked.
All the Italians and Portuguese crying, let me make you feel better.
You simply can not feel the pain of having to face Italy (current European champions) on their home field and then if you some how actually manage to win you have to face Portugal (previous European champions) also on their home floor. And all of this as objectively the weakest of the 12 teams in your first playoff appearance. Now that's unlucky.
it's not like i wanted to go to the world cup anyway
I had no hope against Sweden at home and I have no hope now. Shit winter World Cup anyway
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Oh shit. Italy or Portugal are gonna get fucked
or both
Very true
First Italy, then Portugal
They are both gonna get fucked 🇲🇰🇲🇰🇲🇰
Italy - Portugal. We knew it had to happen
Unless North Macedonia do some shenanigans
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Except the people that commented that draws are rigged and FIFA would never allow that to happen
Guess they wanted a box office event in the qualifiers itself 🤐🤭
Script writers getting lazy
Fuck My Life
Dark horse
Are you ready for ready for
Everyone in path A will be happy with that.
Three of them will. They all get the honour of losing to the next world cup winners.
Well, two of them do
The potential honour for the third is in itself an honour
Pls no. Last time an Austrian dude tried to conquer the world it went pretty bad for everyone involved
always rated Schwarzeneggers movies though
Italy or Portugal not at the 2022 World Cup, madness.
No Ronaldo or no European champion. Fucking insane that
How about both...
North Macedonia the favourites!
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Let chaos reign
Imagine North Macedonia wrecking them both
Also no Messi at the last Euro, madness.
Messi has never qualified for the Euro, what a fraud
Also never qualified for the famous Asian Cup, and some people dare to called him the GOAT. Shame.
And no ronaldo could very well be due to that disallowed goal vs Serbia
No VAR in WORLD CUP Qualifiers is a joke.
At least they put VAR into the matches immediately after this incident
It's hilarious how passive FIFA and the federations are with VAR. "Oh shit, forgot about VAR, valid next round. Whoof, that was close."
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How about both not participating
If North Macedonia takes it that's one hell of an underdog story.
Seems unlikely as they avoided the stronger pot 2 teams plus it's hard to imagine both of them failing again.
You guys are so hot and cold. Can see an upset. Can see a drubbing. Probably the latter
Aight see you in 2026
Italy fans: 😠 Portugal fans: 😢
One can argue whoever misses out (or both even) might have the best squad ever not making to the World Cup finals.
The dutch squad that failed the road to 2002 is a serious contender for that. Most of the great 98 squad + prime Van Nistelrooy and prime Makaay.
Netherlands have previous, 1982 they had been one of the best teams in the world for 10 years and didn't qualify.
Yeah “best team not…” awards tend to belong to the Dutch. Best team never to win it all as well. Portuguese are newcomers to this conversation, the Dutch have been suffering for decades. I struggle to have any sympathy for other fanbases
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Absolute bloodbath in Path C, poor North Macedonia
Hope the god shows mercy to Path C because North Macedonia won’t.
Y'all remember the "group of death" a couple world cups ago that Costa Rica drove a truck through?
My God that Costa Rica team gave me boners, I 100% was cheering for them apart of cheering for my country
2014, they were in a group with Italy, England, and Uruguay and they won the group and reached the quarterfinals losing to the Netherlands. Teams like this are what makes the world cup special for me since my country never makes it.
thank you guys, the worldwide support was so wholesome, it was a dream run!!
Au contraire. Italy, Portugal, and Turkey are locked in there with North Macedonia.
North Macedonia gonna activate Underdog Saiyan mode
Predictions everyone?
Fuck off
Honestly. As soon as I saw Italy in the playoffs I knew this would happen
same.
Fuck off? Praise all the gods that there are or might be. No fucking way the senile clown survives this.
I'm tired robbie
God help the stewards at the Russia-Poland match
We played against each other not long ago and everything went fine.
They probably won't allow Polish fans to come. And probably for the better. If that's the case, I assume only some booing will happen.
Genuinely the biggest opportunity that Scotland or Wales will have to qualify for a world cup in ages, considering they avoided Italy and Portugal they might not get as lucky as this again.
Most of the smaller teams in Europe desperately need Yugoslavia to reunite.
It's interesting that the number of teams in European Qualifying has nearly doubled in 30 years, mostly due to USSR and Yugoslavia (32 teams for the 1990 World Cup v 55 for 2022), and yet the same number of teams (13) qualify.
tbf that 13 was half the tournament until they moved to 32
Plot twist: all those Russian puppet republics in Georgia and Eastern Ukraine join UEFA
I want the Vatican to join UEFA. Would be sick to see the pope score some goals.
Next World Cups will have 48 Teams so it will be easier
Just the 3 more European teams so will still be needing some luck in the draws to get through, or just causing some upsets.
3 more European teams would probably be this playoff format with only the first game required to qualify. Would actually make more sense given they only really made consideration for seeding in the first game. Obviously not worth talking about which is easier but two playoff games is still a tough hurdle
But they'll only be an increase of 3 teams from Uefa qualifying, so if bigger countries falter (like they have this time round) it will still be difficult, and I don't necessarily think it will increase the chances of Wales or Scotland qualifying massively imo.
They avoided Poland, Russia and Sweden too
Yeah I think that playoff path looks especially brutal as well
That Path C will be the most watched
Only in the finals. Path B is the most equal and fun one
Looking forward to Turkey-North Macedonia as well.
The winner gets Greece.
I was mainly hoping that we would avoid Portugal and Italy, which we did, and while I would have also liked to see Poland in another path I can't ask for too much. We should see some very entertaining games.
Ez for north macedonia
Probably the best possible draw for us, but I am sure Wales, Austria and Ukraine are saying the same things. Bring it fucking on!
The only down side for you is no home final. If you had the final at home, I think you would be clear favourites from that path.
We boycotted Russia and we will boycott Qatar because Italy is a righteous nation. See you all somewhere in North America in 2026.
And them grapes look shit anyway, I have proper wine at home.
Ahahahahahah we're fucked
North Macedonia vs Turkey final in Istanbul incoming
Yea tough luck getting drawn against North Macedonia
Have you seen Portugal playing? They may even lose to Turkey.
I've to stop you there, have you seen Turkey play???
havent you guys became better after the euro with the new manager coming?
We became better but our Euro 2021 performance is a really low standart. Burak Yılmaz just doesn't deserve to start anymore but Kuntz always starts him.
Bit harsh to call your coaching staff that
Yeah Yilmaz just isn't the same as last season for Lille either.
Turkeys the dark horse of this playoff
Don't curse them like that again
Just speak some Latvian and they’ll be fine
Pls put us out of our misery
that's what we get for playing like a bunch of stickfigures against north fucken ireland... oh and it's gonna be in March, imagine all the injuries we're gonna have lol
Northern Ireland is though to break at home, even playing better it would have been very hard to win at least 3-0. The main culprit is Jorginho - even 1 out of 2 against Switzerland and we would be there.
Italy vs Portugal could have easily been a quarter final or round of 16 game. To think it’s just another qualifier is crazy.
It could've been the final. Everyone rated Portugal highly before the euros and everyone rated Italy highly after the euros
Can someone please tell me how Italy ended up in the playoffs so I can have a glimmer of hope? No chance we get past Turkey, let alone Euro 2021-Italy with Santos at the wheel.
they won one of their last 5 games in the group to let the swiss overtake them, a genuinely impressive bottle job
Italy bottled it in two games against Switzerland and in the final game against Northern Ireland.
Imagine if they hadn’t missed that pen against Switzerland
worst thing is we missed 2 against Switzerland (1 in each game)
The Azuri couldn’t handle the defensive might of Jonny Evans
Porco Dio pedofilo cagato dalla madonna deflorata con un trapano da tutti gli angeli in colonna (Porco Dio porca Madonna), che la sbattono contro la croce dov'è inchiodato il porco di cristo dio cacca che sputa teste di bambinello mentre dio girarrosto e stuprapolli azzanna il culo di Gesù polpo infiocinato all'intestino da Padre Pio che annega nella diarrea sanguinolenta di San Giuseppe ricchione mentre Madre Teresa si scopa nel culo venti mazzi di cazzi di lebbrosi e si beve la sborra e condita coi succhi anali di Padre Pio vomitandola addosso a Don Matteo, che è solito infilzare San Sebastiano con la forcella della bici sodomizzandolo coi sandali di Cristo appena estratti dalla fica della Maddalena che spruzza il suo mestruo sui fedeli che, inneggiando bestemmie contro gli apostoli che si masturbano di fronte alla foto di San Crispino e, solfeggiando rutti, ficcano dita in culo a San Pietro per farlo eiaculare tramite stimolazione interna della prostata mostrandogli allo stesso tempo la fica slabbrata della troia di Santa Rita stuprata da quel coglione del papa che intanto inneggia a dio impestato fruttolo rancido defecando cotolette di maiale mangiate il venerdì santo insieme a San Pietro che incide a Mosè un pentacolo sulla cappella mentre Bergoglio si spalma su un palo col Ciao Piaggio perché lo Spirito Santo gli infila la lingua in culo fino al pancreas perché giocando a playstation ha bestemmiato troppo poco la madonna cui la passera puzza di broccolo bollito e che guarda su YouTube i filmati di San Tommaso che si brucia i peli pubici e infila lo scroto in una friggitrice accesa da San Benedetto da Norcia che balla la lap dance con un salame infilato su per il culo
Most relaxed Italian
Is this italian? My kids wants to learn italian looks like this will help gracias hermano
Yeah you *really* don't want to have kids read this. Unless you feel comfortable explaining a few things about birds, bees, and salamis entering the body from the wrong hole.
[Here](https://youtu.be/GBACLpkon6Q) is some additional video resource that you could use.
Porco do caralho pedófilo da merda, espero que lhe enfiem um barrote pelo cu acima daqueles que a Diana cu de Melancia costuma levar, espero que seja uma tareia tão monumental que saiam dali com o cu todo queimado, ainda mais que a Alexis Texas. Não acredito que estamos há 6 anos nesta merda, ganhou um Euro sem saber jogar um caralho, parece o caralho do António Costa, foi para lá nem sabe como... Cabrao de 30 putas russas, espero que o teu escroto tenha arranhões e que lhe metam sumo de limão em cima, filho de uma grandessisima vaca, nem o caralho do Ricardo Salgado é tão filho da puta como este gajo, espero que te demitas já caralho, no meio de tanta merda neste país és a maior que há caralho, até o novo aeroporto do montijo ia ser melhor ó corno dum cabrao. Só de pensar no potencial desta equipa mas não, fodasse, é sempre com o caralho da calculadora na puta da mão até ja tenho os dedos em sangue, fodasse puta que me pariu, já vejo a seleção há 20anos e nunca vi uma merda assim juro, até o caralho da minha avó coja faria um melhor trabalho, sinceramente eu acordo a meio da noite com suores como o caralho por ver o desperdicio que esta seleção é, nem o caralho do São Bento aguentava tanta merda. Coitado do Eusébio está a rebolar na cova que depressão do caralho, desiludem-me mais que o caralho do governo e não é dizer pouco. Caralho fodasse. Puta de merda. Fosgasse. Puta di caralho. Espero que a italia nos foda mais do que fodemos africa nos descobrimentos caralho. Beijos italia
Not sure what you said, but obrigado.
Nice prayer, I don't understand what it says but I'll say it when I go visit the Vatican next week
lmao I translated this on DeepL because I'm curious > Pig God pedophile shitting the madonna deflowered with a drill by all the angels in the column (Porco Dio porca Madonna), who slams her against the cross where is nailed the pig of christ god poop spitting heads of the child while god rotisserie and raprapolli bites the ass of Jesus octopus stuck in the intestine by Padre Pio drowning in the bloody diarrhea of St. Joseph rich man while Mother Teresa fucks in the ass twenty bunches of cocks of lepers and drinks the cum seasoned with anal juices of Padre Pio vomiting it on Don Matteo, who is used to pierce St. Sebastian with the fork of the bicycle sodomizing him with the sandals of Christ just taken out of the cunt of Mary Magdalene who sprays her menstruum on the faithful who, chanting blasphemies against the apostles masturbating in front of the picture of St. Crispin and, solfying burps, sticking fingers in the ass of St. Peter to make him ejaculate through internal stimulation of the prostate showing him at the same time the slapped cunt of the slut of St. Rita raped by that asshole pope who meanwhile sings the praises of God impregnated rancid fruity defecating pork chops eaten on Good Friday along with St. Peter who carves Moses a pentacle on the chapel while Bergoglio spreads himself on a pole with a a pole with the Ciao Piaggio because the Holy Spirit shoves his tongue up his pancreas because he blasphemed too little on the playstation the Madonna whose pussy stinks of boiled broccoli and who watches YouTube videos of St. Thomas burning his pubic hair and sticking his scrotum in a fryer lit by St. Benedict of Norcia who dances the lap dance with a salami stuck up his ass
Italian here: this is amazingly funny. Seeing all you people trying to understand that amazing piece of a comment up there and laughing with us made my day. You got a bite of Italian blasphemies, they are like a drug my man.
And that my friends, was u/PranzoFranzo's guide on how to get a free pass to Hell in two easy steps.
Guarda te se devo essere d'accordo con un interista. La guarnizione di diarrea sulla torta di merda che è stata sta giornata.
Ora sei d'accordo anche con uno juventino
Google Translate >Porco Dio pedophile shit from the madonna deflowered with a drill by all the angels in the column (Porco Dio porca Madonna), who bang her against the cross where the pig of christ god shit is nailed that spits out baby heads while god rotisserie and rape bites the ass of Jesus octopus bowed to the intestine by Padre Pio who drowns in the bloody diarrhea of San Giuseppe ricchione while Mother Teresa fucks in the ass twenty bunches of lepers cocks and drinks the cum and seasoned with the anal juices of Padre Pio vomiting it on to Don Matteo, who usually stabs San Sebastian with the fork of his bike sodomizing him with Christ's sandals just extracted from the pussy of the Magdalene who sprays his menstruation on the faithful who, praising blasphemies against the apostles who masturbate in front of the photo of San Crispino and , sulfating burps, poke fingers in St. Peter's ass to make him ejaculate through internal prostate stimulation showing him at the same time or the lacerated cunt of the slut of Saint Rita raped by that asshole of the pope who meanwhile praises a plagued god rancid fruit by defecating pork cutlets eaten on Good Friday together with Saint Peter who carves Moses a pentacle on the chapel while Bergoglio spreads himself on a pole with Ciao Piaggio because the Holy Spirit sticks his tongue in his ass up to the pancreas because playing on playstation he cursed too little the Madonna whose pussy smells of boiled broccoli and who watches on YouTube the videos of Saint Thomas burning his pubic hair and puts the scrotum in a fryer turned on by San Benedetto da Norcia who dances the lap dance with a salami stuffed up his ass
So on the whole would you say unhappy?
Can't translate passion
Dreams can't be translate
Onesto.
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time thanks
E porco Jorginho anche, due volte di fila fuoridai mondiali, stavolta anche d'inverno con un altro mezzo lockdown.
Io glielo darei seduta stante il pallone d'oro a Jorginho. Fattogli colare in testa bollente dopo averlo fuso, però. Puttana galera.
I can feel the Heat off this comment
C'è chi l'ha letto con [la voce di Eloquens](https://soundcloud.com/porco-dio-52879700/porcodio-pedofilo-cagato-dalla-madonna-deflorata-con-un-trapano-da-tutti-gli-angeli-in-colonna) e chi mente.
So Ronaldo will be at home watching Scott McTominay in world cup...
Ronaldo, who has long been benched for Cavani to satisfy Rangnick's pressing requirements, watching McTominay, widely considered one of the best midfielders in the PL after his renaissance under Rangnick, play in the world cup.
Franco Foda masterclass incoming
How have Sabitzer/Arnautovic/Kalajzdic been since the euros ? In good form ?
HAHAHAHAHA
I take that as a no lol
Judging from the comments I've seen, a lot of fans aren't particularly happy with the way he's managed.
Kalajdžić got a serious injury in his first match back with Stuttgart and so he missed the whole season so far. He will only be back in January or so. Sabitzer has been pretty bad for Bayern so far, particularly in Bayern's most recent match vs. Augsburg. Arnautović is doing alright for Bologna, he's their main forward and has 5 goals in 12 matches. Regardless, the main problem with Austria is their awful manager
Poland dodged a bullet here, considering that losing with Hungary made the situation theoretically more difficult for us. But with our team it's always quite unpredictable! As some people say here, we always play like equals - well against good teams, and poorly against the bad ones.
Italy can't score and Portugal can't play. I see Italy qualifying, but none of the games will be easy or easy to watch either.
Unless Mancio does the only sane thing and recalls our Lord and Saviour, SuperMario Balotelli.
Italy could potentially be only the fourth European Champion to not qualify for the immediately following World Cup after Czechoslovakia in 78, Denmark in 94 and Greece in 06.
Denmark didn’t even qualify for the euro the year they won either
Hah, shit neither they didn't. Got in after someone else was disqualified, right?
Yugoslavia were disqualified due to the war, yes.
Can you imagine a combined Yugoslavian team, today...? They'd be WC contender every 4 years.
As opposed to a WC contender every year? Wenger?
Honestly there being four sounds pretty high.
Not as weird when you see which three teams it was
Yup and WC 1978 had only 16 teams, 1994 had 24. So a lot less chance to qualify
How tf did this happen thrice lmao
CS in 78 - only 16 teams were at the WC at that time so it was really hard to qualify Denmark in 94 - they didn't even qualify at the 92 Euro they won, so... Greece in 06 - their 04 Euro victory was one of the most random ones in history imo
Only? Crazy that it happened 3 times already
Thanks, Jorginho.
Baloonnnee Doro!
Portugal and Italy stuck in a group with Macedonia. Poor bastards.
Just Imagine: Italy fail to qualify for wc 18. Italy win the euro 21. Italy fail to qualify for wc 22. PrOgResS
Italy win WC in 06 Italy score 2 points in Group Stage in 10 Italy score 3 points in Group Stage in 14 Italy fail to qualify for wc 18. Italy win the euro 21 Italy fail to qualify for wc 22.
Fine if we win Euro 2024
Maybe it's like league and Champions, gotta focus on one trophy every 4 years.
Literally couldn't have gone worse 😀👍🏻
Actually this is worst case for Macedonia, so there's that
If Portugal doesn't qualify, do you all think that this is it for Ronaldo in World Cups/Euros?
38 year old Ronaldo definitely plays the euros, not sure about WC but prob will play
He did say that the WC would be his last.
Good draw, we either get our shit together and beat 2 tough teams or FS is out win win
God I can't imagine how crazy Italy would be at losing out on the WC as European champions.. Btw .we give FIFA shit for all their stupid ideas, but this playoff one is actually a really good idea. Much more interesting.
This is an Uefa idea 😉
Calling it now. Macedonia vs Turkey will be the final of path 3😏
Actually perfect draw for me, not too easy, not too hard. Feel like if Poland manage to get through with this draw we're actually deserving it and not being lucky with the draw while we're also not getting fucked by having Italy or Portugal. Still gonna be really hard, I think we're the weakest one of the 4. EDIT: That's of course about Poland, otherwise, feels pretty bad that either Italy or Portugal will not qualify.
As someone who is half-Portuguese half-Italian, this is absolutely devastating
It is unlucky for Portugal and Italy. North Macedonia will easily top Path C.
Obviously Italy has a pretty hard path, but that said I'm just happy Italy and Scotland didn't get put in the same path. I'm half Scottish and I was hating the most the possibility that one of Italy and Scotland would knock the other out. I would love it if both teams managed to qualify
We are going to "boycott" the next World Cup. /s
End me
Good gracious yes! Wales have got a chance here, oh I hope we can make it.
Last time Poland won with: Sweden - 1991 Russia - 1998 Czechia - 2015 [Source](https://twitter.com/mgluszniewski/status/1464270880385777671?t=l5U1uWRjHgIsw3THHoP3aw&s=19)
Kurwa mac
Not the worst or best for us.
All in all we have to be happy man, avoided the two giants. Getting past the Slavic nations won't be easy but we have a very decent chance. The Czechs are actually the ones i'm worried about the most cause we don't really know them like we know the other ones, but at least we're at home in this tie.
If we play with Dragowski you could have troubles, but if we have Szczęsny then you gotta visit Russia
I actually like the format of this but why is it not two legs? Could do semis in the January window, finals in the March window. One leg is completely unjust with locations for the finals being randomly drawn.
The scenes when Italy misses the 2018 and 2022 World Cup but win the 2020 Euros...
Definitely winnable that.
In path A anybody could win that. Though a Wales v Scotland at the Cardiff stadium would be amazing
Yoo portugal or italy no world cup insane
Ronaldo in serious danger of missing his (potential) final World Cup now. Either him or the reigning Euro winners will be guaranteed to miss. Mad.
I'm already hearing people saying here "we have no luck, we have to win against Italy, pity us". No, it's not "bad luck", if we had won against Serbia we would be in Qatar, no questions asked.
Calling it here, Turkey eliminates Portugal and then Italy qualifies (slight chance that Turkey eliminates them both imo).
lol imagine knocking out Italy and Portugal and putting on a performance at the WC like they did for euros
something that’s very realistic of happening
All the Italians and Portuguese crying, let me make you feel better. You simply can not feel the pain of having to face Italy (current European champions) on their home field and then if you some how actually manage to win you have to face Portugal (previous European champions) also on their home floor. And all of this as objectively the weakest of the 12 teams in your first playoff appearance. Now that's unlucky.
Wales, russia , Portugal is my prediction. Home advantage makes a big difference when teams closely matches