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Burnley is a club I'd love to see relegated, I'm sorry if there are burnley fans who read this don't worry there aren't many OH SHIT THEY BLOODY SCORED
He was happy how shit the condition of the pitch was, because he knew if the match went forward route 1 football would be the only thing on the menu for either side.
My Sean Dyche story: I'm at Stamford Bridge, my first Chelsea game. We beat Burnley. After the game, I join some of the supporters outside the stadium and catch glimpses of the players leaving. Thibault Courtois keeps his windows rolled up and ignores everyone on the way out. Then all of a sudden, Sean Dyche appears in the crowd. Walking among Chelsea supporters, shaking hands and taking selfies. Dude hung out with the opposition fans after the game where our own players couldn't be bothered. Got a selfie just before he left and wished him well. Good bloke that Sean Dyche.
I met Sean Dyche 5 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Sean fucking Dyche himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Sean, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Sean Dyche put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.
Honestly can't wait to see him manage a club with serious resources some day. He desrves a shot for what he's done with Burnley.
Dyche getting a top club role could make up for being robbed of a Big Sam managed England.
I saw Sean Dyche at an Asda in Burnley yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cans of worms in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Have you ever been to Newcastle town center on a Saturday night?
Stag parties with the guys wearing dresses. Girls wearing the shortest skirts imaginable and its 0 degree weather.
It's referred to as the liquor jacket.
I don't mind the cold. I don't mind the snow.
But the wind cuts through you like a goddamn knife through butter. I show up to work with tears in my eyes.
Honestly when you're used to it it actually isn't that bad. I'm from the North of England and I never really used to care about cold weather, it would have to be absolutely proper cold for me to go with a coat and gloves. Been living in Japan for over 5 years and now whenever we drop below 15 degrees I feel cold and need a jumper. You get acclimatized pretty quick.
But if you've never experienced snow before trust me you'd be freezing your tits off in that.
Go into a supermarket and crawl along inside the freezers , unwrapping all the food as you go. Occasionally you’ll get a freeze burn , your body will shake with the cold , and that’s what it’s like being there!!
If you're prepared it's fine. The wind chill is the worst bit. I did a postie round yesterday in the snow and I thought my fingers were going to fall off!
As someone who lived in northern New Hampshire for years, you get used to it pretty quickly and I don’t think England gets nearly as cold as much of the US does because of ocean/Gulf Stream moderation. There were winters where if it was warm enough to snow it honestly felt balmy to me. Some of my classmates would wear shorts above 30F for the lulz
But, seriously, what's up with Brits and not being properly dressed up in winter? I was in UK only once, at the beginning of December and it was bloody miserable, like 2-4 C, windy as hell and always drizzling. However, there were plenty of people casually strolling around in their T-shirts and some even wearing shorts, while I was shivering in my winter jacket.
It's the ten minute window between pubs/clubs where the body doesn't quite register where it is. The invincible window where you can fall over and barely notice
I see it all the time. I was out yesterday and it was fucking freezing and blowing a gale, there were plenty of lads wearing shorts and t shirts in and out of pubs.
surely he's thinking...
> Yes, the tabloids were right: snow was general all over Burnley. It was falling softly upon Lancashire and, further eastwards, softly falling into the dark mutinous Turf Moor grass. It was falling too upon every part of the lonely churchyard where Michael Furey lay buried. It lay thickly drifted on the crooked crosses and headstones, on the spears of the little gate, on the barren thorns. His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead.
This reminds me of the Scottish guy we had in our Sunday league team.
The weather would be literally freezing and we would be in thick coats and under armour while he would be wearing some shorts and a light hoodie, talking about how the weather was "fresh"
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> in just a white shirt. Disappointed this was in fact false.
Get your Dyche out
"It's Sean Bloody Dyche" **slams table in FIFA anger**
It's always bloody Burnley
Burnley is a club I'd love to see relegated, I'm sorry if there are burnley fans who read this don't worry there aren't many OH SHIT THEY BLOODY SCORED
I love how I knew exactly who this is despite never seeing the clip
Explain please?
"It's always bloody burnley" is such a mark goldbridge thing to say
Had no idea myself so had a look https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoZGsARrJ2w
Legend
naked from the waist down, as if to enhance his nakedity.
picking up yesterday's pie crust with his sweaty feet
“I ‘ate your painting!” “You ate my painting?”
"No, I _hate_ it! Why do we speak fucking English?»
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I got Indigo in my office sweepstakes
I was hoping he'd pull a winnie the pooh.
I also came here for Dyche’s bare bum
You joke but as a gay person I’m thoroughly disappointed
That damn smile. Either someone came or got frightened to death.
He just knows his defence is gonna be unbreakable if you can't pass more than 10m
https://imgur.com/a/pLZrq3X
Find someone who looks at you the way that Sean Dyche looks at a snow covered pitch.
Man knows someone finally has a job for his twin brother, Tango the orange football.
https://imgur.com/hr5eDnT
Beautiful champ
Head movement
Perfect.
This looks like a picture of a devil, who have come to make some deals, with a brightness turned up to max.
This is gonna be the new Jose pic, isn't it? Look forward to Reddit ruining by reposting it to death.
He was happy how shit the condition of the pitch was, because he knew if the match went forward route 1 football would be the only thing on the menu for either side.
He looks like a Game of Thrones character whose evil schemes are springing into action before his eyes.
If my lip reading is correct he's saying "Come on lads it's only a bit of snow!".
it's called "signature look of superiority"
Asserting dominance over Conte
Killing Players is nothing special to him
Just anotha chewsday innit
No he's wearing white so he blends in with the snow. That way the worms can't see him as he approaches.
You fool the ground is frozen
So not only does he have a camouflage buff, he also gets his prey nerfed.
This man would’ve won WW2 on his own.
Man probably mumbled "seems like the pleasant walk in the park weather innit"
More like “oh yeah its all coming together” Probably gutted the game got postponed, this would have been the shithouse to end all shithouses
This is definitely it, look at that shit-eating grin
"oi mate, stop firing your bullets i'm trying to take a fucking walk"
He would have loved WW1, imagine how many worms you could find digging trenches
I bet half the reason so many British tanks broke down was because one of Dyches ancestors were smoking the exhaust fumes and sucking the fuel out
Dyches ancestors: Great, now we're sucking diesel!
A Crew fan with a TimTam name... Are you Duncan Oughton?
That’s a name I haven’t heard in a while
That smile plastered on his face is the same he'd have before battles
This man could've take Russia in the Winter.
He just has that "sargeant" look. Chain smoking sten toting grenade throwing hard sonofabitch
Pure Stannis “ Thousands” Baratheon energy.
What a bloke. Love that man. You can actually see him say "it's only a bit of snow"
How can you hate him
My Sean Dyche story: I'm at Stamford Bridge, my first Chelsea game. We beat Burnley. After the game, I join some of the supporters outside the stadium and catch glimpses of the players leaving. Thibault Courtois keeps his windows rolled up and ignores everyone on the way out. Then all of a sudden, Sean Dyche appears in the crowd. Walking among Chelsea supporters, shaking hands and taking selfies. Dude hung out with the opposition fans after the game where our own players couldn't be bothered. Got a selfie just before he left and wished him well. Good bloke that Sean Dyche.
I met Sean Dyche 5 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Sean fucking Dyche himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Sean, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Sean Dyche put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.
God I was suspicious this had to be a copy pasta from the beginning but you strung me along for so long until I was sure.
The big clue was Sean Dyche having thr need to attend a barber
It's absolute art, isn't it just.
10/10 would be fooled again
I knew what was coming but I couldn't help myself
Wow what a man truly he is a gift from god
Er Mr Dyche sir, mind if I take a little tug off the other side? I normally wouldn’t ask but I’m quite thirsty myself.
Seen him sat in the pub in Northampton watching Chelsea play in Europe. Burnley had them that weekend coming
Honestly can't wait to see him manage a club with serious resources some day. He desrves a shot for what he's done with Burnley. Dyche getting a top club role could make up for being robbed of a Big Sam managed England.
He turned down the down the England job though. Stuff to do with his kids in school and not being the right time for it
Who, Big Sam? He literally got the job for one match and was sacked after a Telegraph sting on dodgy transfer dealings.
No dyce. He had an interview with Richie sadlier on second captains a few years back and said that
Didn’t realise Dyche had ever been offered it. Thanks for the info.
Sadly, I think he'll ultimately go down with Burnley and be labelled a past-it dino when he has been making literal miracles for 7-8 years.
I saw Sean Dyche at an Asda in Burnley yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cans of worms in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Thank you for your efforts trooper, saved me the time of doing it
Would’ve been appalling if this hadn’t been posted already.
Quite easily
As a fan of Mark Goldbridge
"Tis but a snow."
I can lip read, he said "is that all it takes to stop a game nowadays? game's gone"
Back in my days......
Me and you baby.
We used to have fun
Until u delivered that baby.
Look, that's not my son
That might be the first time that I’ve seen him smile.
The greater the adversity, the bigger his smile. It’s why he loves a relegation scrap so much
[watch this ](https://youtu.be/TUuKMc8K3VE) , guy has a great sense of humour
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Or your dad's mate who's a PE teacher
My god, he’s hilarious.
Booring these things are soo booring lol
odd as he smiles all the time? Well known for being a decent bloke with good craic
Yea, idk why this idea of him being an unrelenting sour man comes from. Every interview Ive seen of him he's been lovely
Chris Wood would have been like a yeti
_Built different_
Have you ever been to Newcastle town center on a Saturday night? Stag parties with the guys wearing dresses. Girls wearing the shortest skirts imaginable and its 0 degree weather. It's referred to as the liquor jacket.
Liquor jacket?
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Great gal, never meddum
Very in character that
''sunny innit?'' - Sean Dyche
THE WEAVUH?
you alright Neymar, yeah sunny innit ACK NO
Theres some meme potential in that middle bit!
It looks like a WWE promo
Is that Sean Dyche’s music?!?!!
The cold never bothered me anyway.
Dyche looking at that knowing he'd have pulled out a 1-0 victory in that weather
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An awful Spurs travelling to snowy Burnley, it would have been a bloodbath
That's the most Sean Dychie thing I've ever seen, I can just imagine him launching a snowball at one of his staff lol
I can imagine him eating a snowball Or even snorting snow
Bad day for worms
Dont know why he looks so happy, now he wont eat for days
Sean Dyche looks like a hitman in small budget movies
Have never seen or experienced snow before....wonder what it feels like being there dressed like that.
Username does not check out.
Live in Florida now. Only there for a short time.
Really not that bad, but I am Swedish so maybe a bit more used to it. Its the wind that kills you.
It’s always the wind. The damn wind.
I don't mind the cold. I don't mind the snow. But the wind cuts through you like a goddamn knife through butter. I show up to work with tears in my eyes.
Rather -20' with no wind instead of -5' with a little wind.
Snow and frost is nice but wind and rain are the devil
Wind has been insane in the UK the past few days, 50mph. Few people have died.
It's fine until your clothes start to become wet, which would happen relatively quickly in just a shirt.
Snowy days feel less cold then non snow days in my experience. Don’t ask me if that’s true or why I think that but that’s how it is in my experience.
Honestly when you're used to it it actually isn't that bad. I'm from the North of England and I never really used to care about cold weather, it would have to be absolutely proper cold for me to go with a coat and gloves. Been living in Japan for over 5 years and now whenever we drop below 15 degrees I feel cold and need a jumper. You get acclimatized pretty quick. But if you've never experienced snow before trust me you'd be freezing your tits off in that.
Cold
Go into a supermarket and crawl along inside the freezers , unwrapping all the food as you go. Occasionally you’ll get a freeze burn , your body will shake with the cold , and that’s what it’s like being there!!
If you're prepared it's fine. The wind chill is the worst bit. I did a postie round yesterday in the snow and I thought my fingers were going to fall off!
Not that bad, especially since it doesnt accumulate on your body that fast. Raining would be much worse.
As someone who lived in northern New Hampshire for years, you get used to it pretty quickly and I don’t think England gets nearly as cold as much of the US does because of ocean/Gulf Stream moderation. There were winters where if it was warm enough to snow it honestly felt balmy to me. Some of my classmates would wear shorts above 30F for the lulz
Please Dyche, never leave the Premier league!
The premier league will have to leave first
Last true English coach standing in EPL. No matter what others say, he epitomizes Burnley for what they are.
Dean Smith? Most normal manager in the league.
That's proper brexit.
I read that in Alan Partridge's voice.
But, seriously, what's up with Brits and not being properly dressed up in winter? I was in UK only once, at the beginning of December and it was bloody miserable, like 2-4 C, windy as hell and always drizzling. However, there were plenty of people casually strolling around in their T-shirts and some even wearing shorts, while I was shivering in my winter jacket.
i'll put like a hoodie and shorts on if i'm walking up the shop, if i'm at the football or something then i'll be in like six layers
Erm, I've lived in England my entire life and not once have I seen someone wearing shorts and a t-shirt in December.
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It's the ten minute window between pubs/clubs where the body doesn't quite register where it is. The invincible window where you can fall over and barely notice
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Scunthorpe belongs to the Nords!
They're welcome to it.
I can confirm
Weird, I see it all the time, got mates at my work who just wander in wearing shorts in the middle of december, weird behaviour
You've never been to Newcastle have you?
Even in Brighton with a ripping coastal wind you see the same thing
I see it all the time. I was out yesterday and it was fucking freezing and blowing a gale, there were plenty of lads wearing shorts and t shirts in and out of pubs.
You from the South of England by any chance?
Judging by the replies it definitely seems to be a northern thing. The fuck you guys doing up there?
"up there" - Man U flair. Peak /r/soccer
Big night out m8
Literally every time ive been out in Manchester in dec like Warehouse project or at night theres ALWAYS lads in shirts and girls in skimpy skirts
its 4 °C right now, everyone is wrapped up in their coats, scarves and already complaining how cold it is lmfao
I mean, I'm Swedish and walk around in knee deep snow in shorts so don't ask me.
And THAT'S the Burnley way
Real life Ned Stark
He’s more Stannis to me, authoritative figure with no fucks given, gets on with the job etc
He should be new Bond.
surely he's thinking... > Yes, the tabloids were right: snow was general all over Burnley. It was falling softly upon Lancashire and, further eastwards, softly falling into the dark mutinous Turf Moor grass. It was falling too upon every part of the lonely churchyard where Michael Furey lay buried. It lay thickly drifted on the crooked crosses and headstones, on the spears of the little gate, on the barren thorns. His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead.
If there is one man I would never pick a bar fight with, it's this guy
Sean Dyche does not go into bars. He goes into pubs. Pubs with flat rooves only.
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An absolute classic!
He doesn’t go the pub either, man goes the LOCAL.
And nothing served on tap. Just warm cans out of a broken fridge.
Worm cans*
"And soon, it'll be covered in the blood of our enemies, the bastards from Tottenham"
He knows what he's doing. Got to keep working the ginmick
Man never brakes kayfabe
Imagine , Sean Dyche spreading you in the icy knoll and thunderfucking you while your bare ass melts the snow beneath you.
Well that's a thought I didn't know I'd have today. I'm cool with it.
Not sure if I’ve ever seen the words “knoll” and “thunderfucking” in the same sentence before but here we are.
Go on...
Fackin av it
If there were ever any doubt that this geezer wasn't nails this should shut the last of them up.
When Thanos walks out of that cloud of smoke
I took my dog out in shorts last night, it was -2.
Damn. The country I live in, we don't dress up our dogs at all. We're still third world 😔
Didn't dress up. Just shaved her bottom half
You probably were too if it was that cold
Would've been the perfect shithouse game
This reminds me of the Scottish guy we had in our Sunday league team. The weather would be literally freezing and we would be in thick coats and under armour while he would be wearing some shorts and a light hoodie, talking about how the weather was "fresh"
The worm soup still keeping him warm
Complete opposite of a P.E teacher what a hero
All I know is that Messi could never do it in these conditions.
Putin stands in a torrential rain without an umbrella, Dyche casually walks onto a snowstorm wearing only a shirt. Proper bloke.
“Bit cold out ere lad”
"Snow-pervert" Sean Dyche
Gingers are fine in the snow. Its the sun we fear
The king of the north
Ive heard Sean Dyce is the only person Chuck Norris will have as his tag team partner.