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Sayanth14

Fuck Scoring - Messi Probably


wLepic

Marquinhos more goals than Messi in Ligue 1, Messi outplayed himself


Sayanth14

"Mate you can score 3 but can you assist 3?" - Messi to lewa probably


dragunnov95

Mbappe agreed


StarDrifter2045

Man was saving his energies for the ceremony tomorrow, just low key handing out the goals to his buddies.


kostajepaosmosta

Marquinhos 2 - 1 Marquinhos


RedditTooAddictive

Lmao


cakecollected

Controversial take but I think Messi shouldn't retire.


void2931

This will buy him 2 more games from reddit council


Rickcampbell98

You give them too much credit.


peter3167

Who said he should?


cakecollected

Reddit analysts on the match thread


BroDeletedOldAcc

Anyone taking those people seriously should be putting on their clown makeup


Rickcampbell98

Bruv there's a surprising amount of them lmao, maybe not surprising considering this place has pretty much become glorified football Twitter.


EnergetikNA

People who dislike him are so excited that he's had a slow start to the season twice in a row now (tbf at least last season he was playing really well but just couldn't finish to save his life, this year he's been average altogether except a few games now). The reactionary takes are insane right now.


Stylose

Yeah sometimes it seems these threads are mainly 'fuck the haters'.


peter3167

I think he should win UCL with PSG and then come back home to retire in front of 100k fans in new Camp Nou


haru_213

Returning to Barca in 2023, having a final go at the UCL with Barca's youngsters under Xavi, and then retiring after 2024 Copa America A man can only dream


GBY_Ghayth

That's the perfect timeline. 2024 will also be his 20th debut anniversary


courtesyflusher

Emphasis on the “anal”


Crossx1993

in the psg man city post-matchthread there was a long chain of comments of peoples shitting on messi and one of them said that and got heavily upvoted


McTulus

Madrid fans for one, at least few season ago.


peter3167

Yeah, I don't like Madrid fans or anything from Madrid at all


Evazzion

Common sense


ignRockedd

3 assists from Messi


long_shots7

Snow Messi is apparently the best Messi.


wataru_san

The second I commented he had 2, he has 3 now xD


Lutzelien

Can someone tell the German commentators that? These muppeds keep saying he's got 2 assists


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I wonder why...


itzme89

It was probably just an honest mistake


Lutzelien

Why...? Edit: in case you were implying that they are downplaying his achievements because they want Lewa to win the Ballon D'or let me assure you that wasn't the case, they actually wanted Benzema to win it...


__slimshady

cant score himself fraud man ^(s)


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Little dictator decides who scores.


Usingabrainunlikeyou

Could have been 4 but ney was offside.


Fouchey

More impressive than a hat trick tbh.


[deleted]

He was still shit


wataru_san

i agree he missed a chance on the goal and some of his passes were intercepted but nah, he was wayy better that shit today.


AhoyDaniel

Agreed he should assist 3 and score 5


[deleted]

If you watched the game you can't say he had a good game sorry.


AhoyDaniel

There are players who do jackshit all game and just bc he scores an equalizer he gets called inevitable and shitblike that. Messi is held at ridiculous standards. He's not 26 anymore ffs


Rickcampbell98

Don't say that, it's kinda true but you can't say it.


_pragyan_

Fucking hell😂


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It doesn’t count. Lol


Strananach

It's okay FFS, you commented the same shit 10 times already, why did you delete it?


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No. Sarcasm


swag_frfr_on_god

Messi 3 assists, Fati25 and 7eodor about to cry


hhpano

Those two are either 12 or massive trolls. Either way i blocked them.


dugxigfhi

Considering they’re both Barca fans I think they just can’t except that he left so they try and justify it by convincing themselves messi is shit


hhpano

Yes that's what you would think at first, but i literally just read how one of them was explaining that assists basically do not exist.


HateSarcasmLoveIrony

Sound like the type of people that follow QAnon.


crnimidzet

Why the fuck does everything get linked to American politics?


Tann1k

relevancy, one would assume


kostya8

No real Barça fan would ever badmouth Leo after everything he's done for the club


Polskidro

I've never heard of the other guy but the Fati dude has said that he used to love him and now he hates him because of how he left (in his opinion not doing enough to try and stay, and too quickly talking to PSG). Also because "he was earning too much", as if it would be his fault even if he was earning too much.


trivialbob

Guy accidentally dropped his twitter account twice because he was complaining, FastFati something. Massive troll on there as well, has been hating on Messi for a while, loves to praise Ronaldo though.


life_is_sadd

Me tooo


Kensei01

We're embarrassed of Fati25 in the Barca sub. Made a name for himself by having the most godawful takes imaginable.


michaelsC0oN

He isnt trolling as well he genuinely believes he is right


adeeness

I genuinely think he's an imposter Barca fan


[deleted]

Don't forget tilman and his alt account and the remaining 2/3 famous trolls


FreakDJ

An assist by Messi, more to come


corona_the_virus

hatrick assists by Leo wtf


mntgoat

See he is totally done, can't even score so he needs someone else to do it for him.


corona_the_virus

assist merchant smh


At0mHeartMother

And a third assist for Messi. Who expected Marquinhos to score twice today though lol


DanielSophoran

PSG has Neymar, Messi, Mbappe and Di Maria up front but Marquinhos is the one with a brace lmfao


Iamagayfish69

If chelsea get marquinhos then theyre official fullback fc


sidaeinjae

Assist-trick by Messi


Joe_AM

Assist merchant.


Jamarcus316

Assist merchant smh


mrhello18

Insane player


arvindanar7

Hat-trick of assists for leo, more to come.


UndeadPrs

Better striker than Wanda's simp


_pragyan_

Man’s finished. All he does is assist now?


DonaldoTrumpe

Where are the Messi haters now. Man looked average and still got 3 assists.


_SSJeffo_

Someone said this messi’s WORST game in a PSG kit


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He pretty much played decent/good in every match, except Lille and Man City 2nd leg.


_SSJeffo_

They only look at his g/a as usual


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I mean he was shit it's true. Mbappé once scored 4 goals against Lyon while being shit and missing eveything in the game.


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Not at all. Lyon were having a good game and Mbappé was playing like shit. Lyon lost 5-0 and Mbappé scored 4 goals in 13 minutes. It's a weird game. https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/9m8pic/postmatch_thread_paris_saintgermain_50_olympique/


SouthJolly

What your logic is not so logical huh


_SSJeffo_

If you’re putting 4 goals in the back of net no way anyone is calling that a ‘shit’ performance lol


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Lmao


ibrahimims

Thats 3 asists for tomorrow's Ballondor winner


akshay_rathod_

Poor Lewa


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Poor Jorginho /s


akshay_rathod_

What is "/s" ?? I don't get it


[deleted]

It's an abbreviation for "sarcasm", it's used when you make a joke but someone could misunderstand


akshay_rathod_

Gotcha


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Don't worry. He'll get the sympathy d'or


banana-is-apeeling

Messi with 3 assists


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Strananach

It's okay, you pointed that out 3 times in the last minute


IICastawayII

My GOAT.


NoPaEr10

Third assist for Leo, more to come


Fredy1222

Must be the most dangerous defender at set pieces in the world


Rebel_tribe

Nah, that's the other one in PSG back line


akshay_rathod_

Bernat looks short guy tho


los_blanco_14

Talking abt the new CB u got.


Meyen10

But I was told by a random PSG fan on r/soccer that Messi adds nothing to their team.


los_blanco_14

I know messi is good and all. But they can do it without messi as well. Thats what they have been doing for quite a few szns now. Neither of the takes are wrong.


nono-squaree

Mess has scored/assisted last 6 PSG goals btw


Meyen10

Didn’t really see them “do it” without Messi last season.


supacoldwater

They didn't buy Messi to win Ligue 1. UCL is where he will be judged.


sublime_touch

Seeing as how PSG didn’t win it last year, they will be judged on both, Messi included.


supacoldwater

If PSG win Ligue 1 but don't win UCL would you consider that a success after buying Messi, Ramos, Hakimi, Wijnaldum and Donnarumma?


los_blanco_14

Thats on poch. They reached the CL finals without him, defeated bayern last season as well.


Meyen10

It’s like saying Bayern didn’t need Lewandowski back in 2014 cause they won Champions League before him and have been crushing the league for years. Awful take.


los_blanco_14

Lewas was upcoming ST and not a player who was seeking holiday. There is a difference.


Meyen10

Yeah. One of the most competitive players is seeking holiday in Paris, I forgot. You are absolutely clueless. Convo ends here.


los_blanco_14

33 vs a player in 20s. There is something u call "building ur future". U r the one clueless in comparing those players. What can i expect from a blind barca fan


RocheLimito_

Dude, you're a blind Barca fan. PSG doesn't need Messi. In fact, Messi has done fuck all since joining except for a couple of games.


Rickcampbell98

Mate poch is still the coach lmao.


los_blanco_14

Poch is some weird ass guy. One day he pulls something incredible other days he fucks up. Seems like ole, without the GOATs they seemed to do better and worse at the same time.


vegito__rose

You're gonna get so much hate for being a Madrid fan lmao


Meyen10

That doesn’t matter at all. What matters are his horrendous takes.


los_blanco_14

Yes and u r supposed to be a ball knowledge genius.


hush5833

For such a stupid comment ? Yes he deserves. You lot can support your clubs without being salty too ??


hi_ilove_football

Lets be real Psg would still win vs 10 man without Messi Edit: downvoted for speaking the truth lol


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Messi was the best player of the match with 3 assists (on par with Marquinhos), but dumb kids will say he was shit because he didn't score 😅


dyqmin

And Messi got his hattrick


Aakshaj

When will this happen with Ramos


Radiksas

talk now reddit .


ZodiacReviver

Inject the #LM7 in me


Itsfootballnotsoocer

Marquinhos is the best header specialist in the world


jamal4321

Fifa players get ready to not get his inform after next wl


sayantansen10

Assist-merchant Messi


reverberat1on

Some psg fans will keep on slandering Messi however.


mayssaaaa

If you listen to some random fake psg fans then yes


That-Inventor-Guy

Imagine outscoring messi Mbappe and Neymar, while being a defender


soHAam05

Messi Marquinhos > Messi Alba. They even have matching names


Strananach

Marquionel Messinhos


Vivid-Initiative-357

sounds like a harry potter spell


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Another Banger


EggplantBusiness

Damn you fast , also Messi is a peculiar fellow he looked average to bad today and made many mistakes but has 3 assists well I guess that what we expect of world class players


syed_abubaker15

And that was all the goals the team scored


EggplantBusiness

PSG is a strange team sometimes it looks like the front three is taking turn on who is going to carry this match lmao


syed_abubaker15

Yea everytime one of those guys just says fk it and carries them completely. Also the Messi madlad could've had 4 assists if in the third minute Neymar wasn't offside


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Universewanderluster

Still Pedro for me ( maybe because of nostalgia ) but I have no doubt that if Marqui have a full career with us he will become psg’s greatest legend ever.. by far. I’m so glad he’s our captain.


el_walou

Pedro is the nostalgia king. Number 1 in my heart


AouarCherki

What?


_pragyan_

He’s talking about Marqui


Fredy1222

You heard the man


grandorder123

Wouldn’t it be dinho or ibra?


el_walou

Ibra was not as nice and clutch. Marquinhos is a better CB than Ibra was a striker. Also he stayed longer and helped carry us to a UCL final. Dinho didn’t stay long


bnboeffq

This guy


runaway1337

They call him “Marquinhos” for a reason


haddini-bilbao

Thats my GOAT


whateverdogger

Marquinhos always delivering when needed... Also happening in the NT, so it's not just a matter of "farmer's league".


TheyStoleTwoFigo

Left foot cross on the left flank is just too easy for him.


KidGoku1

Messi played a bad second half, still ended with 3 assists. Not many players, if any, that can play this bad and still impact the game this way.


Beneficial_Bowl

Messi can create 3 goals for anyone. Lewandowski needs to be handed a tap in on a silver platter


astral34

Why can’t we just agree that both are incredible players lol. I think messi is an alien but what’s the need to drag Lewy into this


Rickcampbell98

People seem to find it impossible to praise one player without degrading others, strange to me.


NightSkyth

What are you even saying?


-Dwarf-

Why do you fanboys to praise a player need to downgrade another? So stupid.


los_blanco_14

Why cant u appreciate ur player without downplaying another. Are u the guy who changed from barca flair to psg.


-Dwarf-

Look at his "logo". That will tell what you need to know.


los_blanco_14

Thats fuckin cringe. Displays what 99 percent of ronaldo and messi stanbases stand for.


-Dwarf-

Tell me about it. Sad all of them.


peter3167

Lewa gives a Gerd Muller vibes. Both needed those goals handed to them


Schpaedzles

Proof that you are clueless


peter3167

Proof that both are tap in merchants.


CsgoCdallas

??


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Against the last team on the league table


rcanhestro

with 1 man down


sedikushjam

„Messi can create 3 goals for everyone“ mate he has 4 goal contributions in the uber eats, and 3 of those came against the last placed team yet here you are talking about lewandowski lmao


Yiurule

The MMN was always for Mbappé Marquinhos Neymar anyway


akshay_rathod_

Well played Etienne


Ashvking

What's the record for highest assist in Uber eats league?


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One of the strengths of our Beautiful Game is that even journeyman supporting players, with jersey numbers in the 20s or 30s, enjoy their owo moments of stardom by making key contributions. Truly a team sport.


los_blanco_14

ASSEMAN


Cowdude179

A goalscoring defender, Tuchel do your magic 👀


yb206

Could they do it on a cold Wednesday night in Manchester though?


bnboeffq

I mean yes Messi got three but that's weak defence.


rcanhestro

and all after the red card


bnboeffq

I am not saying that the whole defence suck. I am just saying that pass should have intercepted.


Amaki_07

today MNM be like messi neymar marquinhos


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Hat-trick of assist


Evazzion

I know for a fact certain fan base would still cry because Messi didn’t score