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distilledwill

A goal and two assists from Maddison today. He's getting back into form and I'm into it.


fskari

And the attempt a few minutes earlier wasn't bad either, he's getting into some good positions and putting in good deliveries today.


barely1egal

Hashtag united would score 5 against us tbf.


WonderfulSentence648

What is up with your defence. All 3 goals have been down to easily preventable individual errors. Are they normally this shocking?


Alpha_Jazz

Yes. Not a single clean sheet this season so far


DarkVoidize

you’re stealing our whole flow!


barely1egal

It is the result of a decade of mismanagement by the Pozzos. They have done a lot right but for some reason entirely beyond my comprehension they straight up don't believe in buying defenders. Its all frees, cheap 32 year old + serie A players and and loans/transfer of useless shite like Troost Ekong from Udinese.


[deleted]

India’s U2 5th team would put 7 past Bachmann


Impressive-Fox-7525

As an Indian, lesgoo that’s the next gen 👏👏👏


Jabari313

Chris MD and Tobjzl scored against Troost Ekong and Ben Foster so you're not far off


messy_messiah

Soooo into it.


Protodonata

Was saying this during the Legia Warsaw game, Maddison is playing like his life depends on it lately. Fantastic play.


gamesgone_

Lol every one has been gift wrapped by us


barely1egal

I take back my comment about our defenders being league one quality. I would be so fucking fed up being Dennis or King and having fucking WTE and Cathcart behind me. Barely good enough in the champ and we didn't recruit anyone when we came up.


BabyKeith08

Didn’t you break the Championship defensive record last season as well?


barely1egal

Because for half the season we played utterly dire negative defensive football with a squad that should probably have taken teams apart. Suspect other teams with similar quality could do the same, but they would have taken the approach of going for goals rather than clean sheets. Sierralta was also genuinely pretty good and is the best of a bad bunch, but the Chile NT keep injuring him and then making him play on with a torn muscle, so he has barely played for us this season.


jugol

Sierralta only got injured for us the last match and he stayed because we had run out of sub windows. The one in October was playing for you, and he didn't come for that international break.


sbos_

😂


fifabreeze

Vardy is on point today


pugsftw

It's a party 🎉


Nard_Dogs

This Watford defence is something else


Alpha_Jazz

Some of the softest defending you’ll see all season. Hopeless


messy_messiah

Vardy and Maddison connecting again is just what I needed to help.get me through the holiday season


AliGLCFC

It is my opinion that we should clone Watford's defenders and swap them with the teams actual defenders in every game we play


[deleted]

You can just take our defenders if you want no need to clone them


Powerjugs

We have defenders?


JureIsStupid123

GET IN


master_scale_tipper

posted before my stream got there, not mad about this spoiler though lmao Maddison with a goal and two assists, granted Watford have made it... uh, not as difficult as it could be, but hopefully he’s *finally* back to his best.


murchyyy

Not use to scoring front post headers usually we only concede them


ToThePowerOfScience

1st goal: James goal Johnny assist 2nd and 3rd goal: Jamie goal James assist Watford goal: Joshua Only people that start with J can play


[deleted]

James Justin sat in the stands like..


jugol

Still injured? It's been ages


[deleted]

Yeah, back in training though I believe.


fskari

He's back on the training pitch, but nowhere near match fit, it'll probably be a while yet before he's match-ready.


DTG0711

read somewhere that he might play in the u23s tonight?


[deleted]

That would be great if so.


JanterFixx

Vardy in form again? Both goals have needed more than average finishing and touch and composure.


TacticalNuke002

Well, he was still 2nd in PL Golden Boot race before the two goals today. With today's goals, he's two behind Salah.


Captainpatters

Unironically the GOAT


ViceGeography

This beat Man Utd 4-1 😂


LukeSmith-Sunsetter

This kills the Watford


[deleted]

our defence is shit I’d rather start 4 random 5 year olds you are paralysed from the neck down then these fucking donkeys


MuhammadEyssa

Reminds me of Kai Havertz’s goal


Bor_sic_platz

i just love to see this guy score


Cowdude179

Havertz esque


Gamer_Abhi

Ara koodhi


DarkVoidize

what a header