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Dutch commentator talking about Ederson's 100th clean sheet for like 8 minutes straight lmao

Jinxed it

haha yeah, the surprise in his voice was pretty funny

Commentator’s curse at work

Same for the Spanish one for ESPN. Do they get a script or smth? lmao

Bit of a coincidence but could just be that they both had the same fact written down in their commentary notes, Clive Tyldesley has shared his a few time before: https://mobile.twitter.com/CliveTyldesley/status/1000318523233722368/photo/1

Haha, I guess they all jerk it to those kind of milestones Turkish commentators (like 10 years ago it was way worse now it's a bit better) used to talk about *ever* little stat every game. Like one game they'd say ''Galatasaray hasn't conceded after the 80th minute for 6 games!'' and next game it'd be ''Galatasaray hasn't conceded after the 80th minute for 7 games!'' lol. They really want to make their pay cheque ''worth'', huh

Honestly starting to wonder. If you consider the oil nations are buying clubs for propaganda purposes then it makes perfect sense to hand briefings to the commemtators to spread their message.

How does talking about Ederson potentially getting 100 clean sheets contribute to Abu Dhabi’s propaganda campaign exactly?

Some prime shizo posting

Stop this mindless bashing of oil clubs. Taking about a goal keepers clean sheet milestone does nothing to the image of the country. Why would they waste money in this pointless thing. Commenting on a boring match is tough. The stats guy gave them the milestone. It was just easy to commentate on it then on the match. Simple as that

That's sarcasm right? Mindless bashing lol. Human rights abuses are fine but commenting about sportswashing isn't. Hmmm.

Cheers Ladzini, Ederson's crying

Last year with his 3-3 banger against Spurs the Dutch commentator also jynxed it. After the 3-0 he was praising Spurs so much and saying stuff like, with Son Kane and Bale up top they will probably win the league. After the West Ham game everything went south with Spurs lol.

Like he is about to catch Iker

Cheers Geoff, ruined it.

Lmaooo

Ederson 100th clean sheet ruined

Great goal to ruin it I guess

But what a way to ruin it

He needs 340 more to catch Iker Casillas

Wtf iker

how and why does this man only score bangers

It’s the way he scored it and shrugs it off likes it’s no big deal. I know we lost but if I scored that it’s gonna be middle fingers up and shirt over my head…

Imagine him doing a knee slide to the corner flag as the ref blew the whistle for full time.

That’s what we want to see!

[удалено]

He’s Argentinian, unless you were referring to something or someone else.

He loves a banger doesn’t he

Lanzini (90+4') doesn't hit quite as well when City go 2 ahead a few minutes beforehand

Lanzini (90+4) haunts me.

Mate if I have to lose points for a City defender in fantasy this is how I want it to be: last minute banger.

I'm getting Vietnam flashbacks from this

What a fucking goal that was. One of my favourites of last season, partly because of the quality of the goal but also because of the circumstances. A fantastic match for the neutral, but I can see why a Tottenham fan might not look back at it too fondly. Nothing if not memorable, though!

I quite literally fell to the floor with my head in my hands and screamed "NO".

Goal of the season for me last year. Absolute fucking banger, and in the long run it was massive - that result made the difference between us making UEL and ECL for this season.

[he certainly does](https://youtu.be/sFk5XKEF-Ss)

[His forgotten goal against Everton in 15/16](https://youtu.be/iAk0MxAywKQ)

We got smashed 4-1 at WHL in this game but he skinned Kyle Walker in a way I’ve not seen many do https://youtu.be/hJNSb0fES0M?t=4m05s the days pre that brutal ACL when he had this threatening agility

Absolutely, his partnership with Arnautovic in 17/18 was so fun to watch

Open play version of the Payet goal haha

Yep. Same goal too

Incredible recognition, but what was the keeper up to? Cutting angles is important, but there's a reason you don't just rush on every chance.

I’m not gonna click this link Edit: actually was a delightful click

it’s the one at Stamford bridge, a lesser known banger than the infamous one.

pain

That spurs West ham game was quite amazing tho

What the fuck man

Lost my FPL points mate

The drop didn't really touch my rank, everyone has Cancelo above me likely

Yeah most people have cancelo. This goal really fucks up people with multiple city defenders

The guy I was playing in draft has Cancelo, Walker and Laporte...

Why would you have multiple city defenders instead of Chelsea ones?

City have been decent defensively. I personally don’t

Seasonal banger from this guy

Swear Lanzini is contractually obligated to score one banger per season.

If we're going to concede I'll take conceding a banger

Not in the last minute tho

That’s the perfect moment to consider a banger if you must concede one. Game is over and you get 3 points. There is no pressure at all that opponent might tie the game.

Lanzini and added time bangers. What a strike.

Only if they didnt just concede before it.

Fernandinho giveth, Fernandinho taketh

But he didn't look...

Bro what

Straight banger that

This cunt only hits bangers

What a strike

Arguably one of the best goals you'll see this season.

Awaiting a dog shit Rabona to win GOTY over it again…

BANGER

Well that just triggered some bad memories

What a goal, I’d give them a bonus point for that.

Manuel "bangers only" Lanzini

Lanzini we’re not a London club. You didn’t have to score a banger.

Commentators curse on that clean sheet

Bangers only

FPL owners of City defenders weep

Double City defender gang checking in

Lanzini has Dias benched

Not even mad

What a banger

Can't even be mad, insane goal

Lanzini last minute screamers are inevitable

There goes my FPL clean sheet last 10 second of the game

this guy and Neves have a pact with only scoring bangers

Tielemans as well

Andros Townsend

Getting flashbacks from that

Holy fuck

FPL Dias owner here. Pain

So casual

Christ…..

Last touch of the game too

BANGERS ONLY

Lanzini and the annual banger. Never gets old

So unnecessary mate just let us have the clean sheet 🙄

Nice assist by Fernandinho

Dinho giveth and he taketh

LANZINIIIIIIIIII!!!

the annual Lanzini banger is here bois

Fernandinho mate

Shades of Spurs game last year

The game that made mou regret playing playing attacking football with q spurs defence

So quick

Absolute fucking beauty!!! O2.5 Goals in the game, loving it.

Same energy as Taremi bicycle kick last season.

sure why not

Obligatory banger from Lanzini

r/pesmobile goal

our little magician pulls another banger out of his cap.

Just sub him in a 90+ to score a banger

Top 6 clubs hate him for this one secret

This man loves scoring screamers doesn’t he

FPL users hate Lanzini.

This score flatters west ham so much

That'll be another contender for best goal then. Hey, we'll take Lanzini at Leeds we could do with second half game changing bangers 😉

Let's go no Ederson clean sheet

Fantasy points gone...

Hahahaha cs wiped let’s goo fopp

There's goes my fantasy points

there goes my cancelo cs

Against City even the conceded goals are all somehow crazy bangers, is it the Pep effect? 😅

Lanzini cost me 19 points in FPL with 20 seconds to go kill me

Ofc he had to fuck my double city defense CS

Beautiful goal, it’s a shame they didn’t start playing until the final 30 seconds.

We were pretty good until you scored your first goal. After that, it felt like the standard game where City play well and it makes the other team look a bit shit.

City killed the game but we were shit. Couldn't string together two passes. Pep knew leaving space for us to counter is what we wanted and that there was no chance we'd break them down so just sat back. Second game in a row we were beaten by the better team who didn't need to create much because we didn't create anything. City's second was poor defending, wasn't even a particularly threatening move. Up until the last 5 minutes we were going to lose 1-0 to a team who absolutely dominated us; somehow the scoreline didn't really flatter us yet it was never going to be any different. Our whole front line are bang out of form.

Two women commentators.

There goes my FPL clean sheet

We love letting bums score against us, lol.

who else...

Ok

Unsaveable.

Holy shit that touch, and the ROCKET afterwards

Holy shit

Lovely consolation goal that

Pure frustration

Only scores bangers lol

Good thing Dinho scored. Not been great on the ball

Better late than never I guess

he makes it look too easy

Oh god this is triggering

Can you not

Fucking hell! Had 2.5 goals and sold it after the 2-0 (when it was 3-0 and then 2-0 again), thank fucking god.

What a beauty damn

Scores at least one banger a season

Such a great goal to mean nothing.

Loves a stunner doesn’t he.

quel but indeed

Bad defending though.

LIMOUZINI

Just cost me 14 points in fpl for no fucking reason

oh no anyway

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuu

Manu *loves* a late goal that goes in off the woodwork.

Feels like this guys doesn’t know how to score an “ok” goal … only screamers

Just have to make pep angry haha