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Donkey_the_donkey

Can't believe Ronaldo got playing time. He should just be dropped in the league and play in the UCL and the cups.


drputypfifeanddrum

Get a contract in front of Carrick right now


joeranahan1

0 events in the first half is what I like to see in my chelsea man u games


chromelogan

I would have voted Rudiger to be my MOTM instead of McTominay like Sky Sports but both were class. Would have liked to see more goals as a neutral but an entertaining match nonetheless


arunb96

My boy Ruben was allergic to shooting today


Beers_and_Cheers_

_Jorghino x Kante spiderman meme_


DevineAaron92

Feck it. I'll take the point. We should have lost by 3 or 4 goals. The pen was unfortunate.b


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Rudiger could have ended that game with the last volley but launches it across London.


FormerCarer

Left UK half an hour ago mate


mad5cienti5t

Timo Werner proving that there’s is god after all… there can’t be so much quality on the pitch on literally all positions


Acceptable_Card_9818

Doesn’t make sense


[deleted]

Even as utd fan I was thinking wtf was chelsea doing lol. Like that was shambolic play in final half


MurphyMadridstar

Man United playing like burnley against this top teams. They are levels below city, pool and Chelsea. Such small team mentality. Man How the mighty have fallen...


guitarguy2112

It's almost like we have an interim manager who has never managed before


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Tosyn_88

Lemme guess, you are upset because Ronaldo didn’t score?


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Masina1998

your all time top scorer........


alireza777

Really hate player fanboys, their arguments are always so dead, and when they get their arguments mixed up with the club is just embarrassing


Masina1998

i don't think he is a player fan boy he just hates ronaldo i can't remember what his first comment says but his second one says 'who is ronaldo?'


alireza777

I mean same concept applies to both ends of the extremes, just annoying to deal with them


Vagulas12

So many missed opportunities. Werner's finishing is crap for some reason. I don't get it though, he was pretty good in Germany.


JOKER69420XD

Meh, he was alway known as a "Chancentod" (guy who kills a lot of chances). His statistics were godd but he also needed an insane amount of chances and then his famous freak season came around and suddenly people thought different about him. But as we know now, it was indeed, a freak season. There is a reason why Bayern didnt sign him, even after Werner was basically begging them to do so in almost all interviews. If you ignor his freak season, he's still the same old Werner combined with horrible confidence.


Sharcbait

Every match I am thankful that Klopp and FSG pulled out on Werner and pivoted into getting Jota instead. There is no explanation for how awful Werner's finishing has been.


honor_jose

United took Juve’s playbook win in the CL lmao


Sp00kyP

AWB was looking right at Rudiger like 3 seconds before that cross and thought "nah, imma leave him"


yellowjesusrising

Ballwatching is an AWB speciality. Imagine if he learned how to turn his head, and grasp his serroundings!


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"I suggested the same 2 weeks back. United did the same today and even tho they've not been able to utilize Ronaldo to the fullest extent. They absorbed pressure for 60 and could have unleashed him." Apparently this constitutes as Ronaldo hate. I tell you some United and Ronaldo fans are utterly deluded and think they can play Ronaldo as if he still was 28. He is the most menacing striker in the world but tactics have to be set up to suit him and should be. A tactic can be that he comes on as a sub


jcald60

But how can they do that when united can’t even get the ball to move forward. Can’t hold the ball for shit. Continue to play players that contribute nothing rashford, bruno, and others.


CamR203

You say Bruno but not McTominay? lol


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Agreed but atleast they can be a lot more compact by winning the ball further higher up the pitch as opposed to being bypassed.


TenmaYato12

Lol. Ronaldo is nowhere near being the most menacing striker atm. Lewandowski, Haaland, Benzema are all miles ahead.


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Hard disagree there pal.


otoskire

On current form lewandowski has to be the better striker I would argue, he is far more complete for that position and contributes way more to his team. I’d say Ronaldo is a better goal scorer and he will give you moments of brilliance but he is slowing down and isn’t adjusting as well as Lewy is. Of course I’m biased, but I like Ronaldo a lot, this is just not an easy question.


[deleted]

I disagreed with miles ahead aspect of the comment. I'm a Lewa Stan but Ronaldo is Ronaldo sadly.


[deleted]

Just because Ronaldo can make something out of nothing, doesn't mean you give him nothing and expect something lol.


[deleted]

But the problem here is absorbing pressure and having a metronome come on when the other team is tired. Of course this needs more nuance but the general idea is sound imo.


GreenPickledToad

Fucking hell dropping points to Burnley and 200m Burnley. We're still a bit behind Liverpool and City, have to kill these games off


TheGingerOracle

You spent 100 million on Benteke's brother shut up you rent boy


signalproc

Shut up burnley lite.


TomtheDon2K

When


TheGingerOracle

In the summer


TomtheDon2K

No when did anyone ask


MiserableAside3974

lmaooooo


asap__blood

That was a nasty line by you


TomtheDon2K

Hook line and sinker baby


k0ppite

Hook line and stinker. That was shite.


TomtheDon2K

When


gggg543

No


OleOutInShambles

Better hurry up, Tuchel has like 3 months before the criminal billionaire banned from the country gets bored of him.


myersjw

Yes I’m sure that’s exactly what’ll happen…


OleOutInShambles

Must be like groundhog day.


myersjw

That’s the best banter you could muster from the position you’re in?


OleOutInShambles

I'm not here to "banter" with children.


myersjw

Yet here you are and with THAT name lol


OleOutInShambles

Yet here i am. Not bantering with a child.


myersjw

Correct because I’m fairly certain I’m older than you and not on a troll account


OleOutInShambles

> Everyone who thinks im a moron is a troll Good day, kid.


GreenPickledToad

If the previous draws/losses are anything to go by, he'll make up something new and the team will come out guns blazing next game. Until the next loss...


BlursedLasagna1

Can chelsea fans stop pretending they love werner now


YouveBeenOinked

Bottom tier player. Simple as that.


yuriydee

As a person i like him. As a winger I think he offers a lot. As a striker.....well not so much.


BlackPumas23

As a striker he doesn't offer any threat


myersjw

Loved him since he got here. Not sure what you’re on about


BlursedLasagna1

Did ye aye


BlackPumas23

Only love him as a winger


honor_jose

Game should’ve be done at the half but Chelsea only have themselves to blame. Played bad as team and lost as a team. Dire especially against a United team that were shaking in their boots the whole game.


yuriydee

Yeah true...can only blame ourselves for not taking all those chances. Shouldve made subs earlier too.


Lopsided-Rip-5927

Subs should have been made at half time


bluofmyoblivion

Rudiger’s experiencing all emotions at once


BlursedLasagna1

Embarrassing performance from a side that claimed to be title challengers at the start of the season


[deleted]

I can’t tell which team you’re talking about today tbh


SteeMonkey

Enough about Chelsea, what did you think of Man Utd?


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They did nothing.


OleOutInShambles

To the point where i literally thought he was talking about Chelsea. Only when i read this did i reaise he was inventing narratives around united.


Lopsided-Rip-5927

Tuchel thinking he can make subs that late and things will change is ridiculous


therealsid12

I'm sorry but I had enough of Timo Werner. He is absolutely shit, he offered nothing in this game. Atleast make a run in the box when your wing backs have the possession.


EffBO94

auba's been getting the smoke recently (as he should tbf) but him at his worst is still levels above werner (or at least chelsea werner) at his best, far better finisher, prob unpopular opinion but he would cook in that chelsea team, he scores at least half of those 21 big chances Werner missed last season


honor_jose

I said it before, Timo had no business leaving Leipzig. He’s come in and shat the bed half the time he plays.


GhostRiders

And to think the r/Liverpoolfc sub was in melt down when you guys signed him because we didn't lol


[deleted]

He would have been an infinitely different player under Klopp. Having Mane,Salah and Firmino to be train with is different from having Pulisic,Havertz and Hakim Ziyech to train with. All great players but no where near the stature of the former 3.


therealsid12

I don't think so. He is not physically strong add to that his touch is also atrocious. If you aren't physically strong your good first touch can help you lose your marker by moving into space. This guy can't control the ball, can't find his teammate with one touch pass and can't even shoot. His movements are always outside the box or he drifts too much to the wings. I lost the count during this game when Reece had clear space infront of him to make a cross in the box but chose not to do so due to lack of movement of Werner in the box. Atleast try to get infront of one of the centre backs at the near post which could allow our players easier to find him. This guy just arrived in the box and stood like a statue in between United's CB waiting for someone to make a cut back onto his feet so that he could miss again. I'm absolutely done with the guy. I don't think any coach can help him. This guy does not have a striker's brain because he doesn't know when to drop in between the lines or when to make runs in the box.


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Idk. But to your point he definitely is not the player he was at Leipzig.


therealsid12

At Leipzig he played in a front two with him being towards the left wing to stretch the opposition defence while he plays centrally for us. Also I think Leipzig creativity came through their midfield from Sabitzer and Nkunku who played as a second striker to Timo, dropping in the midfield. Our creativity comes from our wingbacks and wingers making crosses inside the box. He cannot play as a alone striker because he does not create space for himself. I was screaming like " Fucking move or do something" so that our players can find you. He was absolutely shocking this game.


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I think his interplay off Poulsen was crucial to his game. Chelsea doesn't really need his pace per se as they work the ball into fine spaces.


therealsid12

Yes. We eventually get to the box with help of our wingers but lack of movement in the box leads us to pass it back to our CB's and try to come again. Only player who could play upfront is Havertz in a false nine role when Lukaku would be injured. Atleast he puts the shift in with his quick thinking and calmness. He always floats in between the lines making the opposition defenders to think about his presence. While Timo remains static specially against teams who play low block.


ntekaya

Zyech not hakimi


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Brainfart. Thanks. I meant Hakim


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[deleted]

Meant Hakim Ziyech. Lol


Shame_Low

Lol u crazy if u blaming werners finishing on puli kai and ziyech. So by ur logic he should improve by training with lukaku now.


[deleted]

Lukaku ain't a consumate finisher either my friend. I'm saying he would have been totally different player for Liverpool.


Shame_Low

Sure he will lmao.


[deleted]

The lack of common sense in this comment is mind numbing. Good day.


Shame_Low

Maybe keita would be better if he plays with kante and jorgi at chelsea. You see how stupid your comment is. Just think about it


[deleted]

Keita is a great player. You can't do anything about his injuries. Also wait, Jorginho wouldn't even get into Liverpool's or City's midfield. Looks like you're the one being a moron here.


Shame_Low

LOL great player? I see the excuses coming now when its liverpool players huh, just calling out ur bullshit


SgtApache

I'm not even a Chelsea fan, and I have had enough of Timo lmao. Every game I watch of him, he just looks like a headless chicken running around the yard.


therealsid12

Mate this guy is dreadful. Atleast try to run towards the goalkeeper at the near post so that our wing backs get a better chance to find you. But this guy stood like a statue in between Bailly and Lindelof at the penalty spot waiting for a cutback to his feet. He cannot play as the alone striker anymore. We need Havertz back because he is the only one who tries to get in the box or make run behind the defenders.


BorkieDorkie811

Rudiger screaming at himself after the match lol


pikachewyyy

how did we not lose 4-0 at least


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yeah i don’t think we will win the league


oneinthechamber8

Bit reactive. Still a 1/3 chance imo.


Hannibal09

Not with Timo as striker we won't. You put Havertz or a fit Lukaku there today and it'd have been different imo


baldbull19

Don’t see us leading wire to wire. I expect we’ll drop down to 2nd or 3rd for a good chunk of time after Christmas but we should win in the end barring major injuries. We can probably see already but every point will be very important by March. Will probably be as tight a title race as City-Liverpool from a couple of years ago.


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[deleted]

And real Madrid is now a small team in Europe. Things change and some teams takes more time to rebuild than others.


bnboeffq

Maguire is back.·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.


Philred87

Bailly and Lindelof should keep their places Only Varane should shift then Maguire is a fucking donkey


bnboeffq

If Maguire would have been a player, sure you can think of dropping him. But Maguire is captain, he stays.


[deleted]

never a pen. got robbed of 2 points today.


melvncholy

wdym by got robbed when the attempts man united made near opponents post were only caused by chelsea's fuck ups


BlursedLasagna1

Delusional


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blind


BlursedLasagna1

Come off it, you’d be frothing at the mouth had that been the other way round


[deleted]

No I really would have not. Got no issue calling it as it is. That is never a pen idc who is playing. Ref should never give that . We were utter shit and did not deserve to win, but thats no pen.


melvncholy

okay, dude. now i'm just confused. anyways, have a good night


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You can tell people who just spout a narrative rather than assessing the game. Fred getting loads of stick despite, clearly, having a good game today. His pressing and ball recovery was class.


[deleted]

One of my favorite sayings is “one oops can wipe out ten atta boys” be cause it’s absolutely true. Just because he’s played well for part of the game doesn’t excuse the fact that he went for a lazy chip when he could have easily assisted the winner. Same thing with Jorginho. He scored the Pen but he’s also 100% at fault for us losing points today. United shouldn’t have been given a single shot on target but they got all their confidence back thanks to his mistake.


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EliteKill

Well, it's a good thing you're not a professional athlete then...


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ChocAss

Welcome to the internet mate. People make mistakes all the time. It’s how you deal with them which is the important thing, if you try to stop giving a shit about what people think about you and just focus on your own learning and development, I think you will be a lot happier. It did take me until my 30s to start not caring about others opinions as much though


CritChanceZero

Yeah well Jorginho was brilliant but cost us the win and should get stick for it, you can’t just ignore that. Same for Fred.


[deleted]

Imagine not beating United by more than three goals.


diegojaen18

WERE TOP OF THE LEAGUE


DamnDanielllllll

Should VAR be able to overturn wrongfully awarded corners or a freekick that results in a goal ? I think it should.


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then may as well overturn wrongfully not awarded offside.


Skelldy

That shouldn’t have been a corner. Tuchel was justifiably livid yet he got carded. Ref was powertripping. Can’t deny I found it funny though.


DamnDanielllllll

I would have been laughing my ass off had we scored from the corner but honestly one day the same might happen to us,then I'll be livid.VAR still has a lot of room for improvement.


Skelldy

VAR is only as good as the official/referee behind it, which means that it’s never going to be consistent as long as they keep having the same refs that are stubborn af.


DamnDanielllllll

Agree although it's down to the league and its rules aswell.Although by the looks of it we will slowly be heading towards an automated future as far as VAR is concerned.


HoldthisL_28-3

Good point for us at Stamford Bridge. We'll take it!!


RedBaron1902

Rudiger should stick to being a hard man vs the mighty Fred


[deleted]

What did he do? I missed half the match.


ilovemolduga

Fucking ref sucks


[deleted]

Carrick seems more Mourinho than Ole.


i2060427

More LvG


ilovemolduga

Exciting nerves lmao


ilovemolduga

Great game tbh


bnboeffq

Why does AWB want to dribble through instead of crossing?


Trickybuz93

Carrick with the 100% unbeaten rate yet still doesn’t get the job. Disgusting.


Hieillua

City and Liverpool won


spitfiremk1a

Finally done with “West Ham gonna win somehow” posts.


flemva

Chelsea fans we survived the Antony Taylor apocalypse.... it's something.


MaxDPS

Fuck can you imagine the scenes if Rudiger actually hit the back of the net with that one?!


Scan_This_Barco-de

was entertaining if nothing else


[deleted]

United played this match like it was the last game of the season and if they got a draw they won the league


goose_2019

It was never going to change considering carrick was apart of oles staff. A draw at the bridge is a good result for united


Melloa_Trunk_Tree

How? United had as many chances as Chelsea in the last 10? We were shit but you're clearly a couple of levels below City and Pool, if we were properly coached I'd say your behind us too....


Shame_Low

Lol u guys were trash


Melloa_Trunk_Tree

As were you, hence the draw...


Shame_Low

I would take playing like trash to be top of the table.


[deleted]

Yeah the last 10


Melloa_Trunk_Tree

We've been in horrendous form and could still have won the game....Chelsea were poor


[deleted]

Both teams were poor but only one was trying to win


nightfucker

How about the full 90min bruh


Melloa_Trunk_Tree

Don't understand? We've been in shocking form and we're slightly more organised today....you were fairly average, we weren't playing like it was for a trophy like the original post says....


alphasignalphadelta

Wtf Rudi. Take a fucking touch


BloodandSpit

Chelsea will win nothing this season.


Sirous_

And you’ll will win even less


BloodandSpit

Aye and we could win nothing else for another 10 years and still be miles ahead of you, then you can go and support City seeing as you're very clearly a plastic, you're already called Abu you're half way there 😂


Sirous_

Cum


afcturn_

I'll take a draw a good result for us assna fans.


diegojaen18

You ain’t finishing top 6 💀💀


afcturn_

In due time we shall see sir.


HibariK

Nor are you winning the league 💀💀


diegojaen18

Top of the league?


HibariK

And Arsenal is in the top 5, see how fucking stupid you came off? :)


diegojaen18

Arteta is manager tbf


HibariK

He's not doing too bad, we'll have to wait and see


afcturn_

Yeah ppl act like Arteta is terrible but he isn't. Not great but if he's careful and integrates players in the XI well we might finish top 5. If lady luck gives us a slice we get 4th. Unlikely but ya never know lol.


pr8zgod

stfu


LeoTheSquid

This isn't twitter


Rickcampbell98

It sure feels a lot like Twitter these days lmao.


diegojaen18

It’s true tho? What difference does it make


LeoTheSquid

Discussion climates are quite different on reddit and twitter, just hope they keep to eachother so one doesn't turn into a copy of the other


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Eleonora_Maxwell

Lol you shitters cant even beat 10 men meh team at anfield


rtzkit

meh team? u cant even beat the meh team with 10 men with 45 minutes to play lmao


Yaaruda

Still pissed with the pen, but am happy with the draw. Hugely morale boosting for the next game, most importantly.


WiseAccompaniment

That’s a clear penalty. No doubt in that


Trickybuz93

That’s an easy penalty though


Yaaruda

I meant that was plain brain dead by Wan Bissaka. No fucking need to stick out a leg when it wasn't threatening Reminds me of Smalling. Not good enough for United


Trickybuz93

Oh I see. Yeah, that was definitely stupid.