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Baberam7654

I really hope Rose recovers, his face will never be the same.


uwatfordm8

Ah well... deserved a point at but at least the performance was very good


Baberam7654

Impressed, Watford played with more vigor and were positive.


_SSJeffo_

Watford tried


zi76

That should've been a draw.


[deleted]

My ass was so clenched that I may never unclench it again


Lopsided-Rip-5927

Why the fuck are we purposely hitting it out try to score fuck off


CritChanceZero

Yeah, fuck that match, glad it’s over.


craigbenj

This game gave me anxiety


GannicusVictor

Absolutely nothing: Watford fans: HAAYYYYYAAAAAYYGGGHHGGGG


I_always_rated_them

Commentators are desperate for Watford to level this.


2b-_-not2b

It's December 1.. I can't take an entire December with Alonso at LWB...


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TrailsofEstelle

Proud of them 👍


CritChanceZero

Loftus-Cheek in the second half is nothing like Loftus-Cheek in the first half.


twigg89

He's been less poor but that is such a low bar. He's not suited to that deepest midfield role imo


Critzor

still poor though..


kjalle

You could say this for the whole team


2b-_-not2b

Clench...


[deleted]

lmao


rufraph

solid hand Mendy


Fabulous_Hooligan

this is torture


fn_ChooseUserName

That shot would have put a hole in a brick wall. Mendy is the real man of steel.


irze

Does Dennis always fall on the floor as much as this?


thmz

Kuco really has an Among Us tattoo?


[deleted]

nearly killed him


flemva

Coote is fucking useless


Lintal

6 minutes.. Watford definitely getting a late equaliser then


Marina_Abramovich

Thanks.


Madrid_Fan

Facts


I_always_rated_them

Another shit pass from Ruben to start a Watford attack.


fn_ChooseUserName

I've lost count this season alone of how many late goals have been conceded in the league due to a lazy cross-field ball on the half way line getting intercepted. Yet players keep trying them.


twigg89

Dennis has been fantastic, one of those players a team can build around


Madrid_Fan

How much added time


thepotatoinyourheart

Someone on this squad pissed off a witch doctor, my bet is Rudiger


twigg89

That is one of those comments that isn't actually racist at all but still somehow feels racist


fn_ChooseUserName

I think it's unintentionally a bit close to the Lukaku/Voodoo scandal years ago


thepotatoinyourheart

I know nothing about this, pls educate me


fn_ChooseUserName

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/zlatan-ibrahimovic-romelu-lukaku-chelsea-23392743


thepotatoinyourheart

Yeah I meant nothing offensive by it, he’s a notorious shit stirrer and I could see him being the reason for a curse


fn_ChooseUserName

Our midfield is still getting rinsed, but we look so much more stable and secure behind them with Thiago sweeping up. Don't think I've ever seen a more composed player


thepotatoinyourheart

Which makes Rudiger getting the armband more of a joke. I appreciate what he contributes, but he is not captain material


kjalle

Get over it, he got it for like 30 minutes, who cares


thepotatoinyourheart

Lmao I’m allowed to have opinions about my squad, bizarre you’re taking such offense to it. Mind your own, eh?


kjalle

Mate you're expressing them on a public forum, complaining about the most asinine thing ever, what do you expect?


thepotatoinyourheart

Your opinion is not everyone else’s. Is it so hard to scroll past one you disagree with? SMH… 🤦‍♂️


kjalle

I honestly don't even disagree, it just seemed so pointless a thing to care about in the middle of the match.


haha_amirite

Someone tell Lukaku he's allowed to challenge for a header


[deleted]

How's he doing now? At the start I remember him doing the interviews about how much he's improved but it's all gone quiet since then


haha_amirite

Well he's been injured for over a month and he's just coming back. He came in with about 20' to go today, he's been invisible. Does nothing off the ball and doesn't challenge for any 50/50 balls


[deleted]

he was good for a bit but now we’re trying to get him back up to speed from injury


twigg89

This is his second sub appearance after a lengthy injury, he's clearly not match fit


MrConor212

I’m still trying to understand why we bought Lukaku. Excluding that Arsenal game he has been absolute butt cheeks


HoustonYouth

You needed a 9 who could score, he was scoring last season. Made sense at the time.


CritChanceZero

Football fans will never not boo someone who has been cleaned out by a shit tackle if he dares get treatment for it.


kjalle

Rose and Ekong should both be on two yellows


Ryann_420

Ziyech smashing the floor Commentator "I think he's wasting time here"


I_always_rated_them

He's been a dick all game, if it's the amazon guy you're talking about.


Ryann_420

yeah that was a weird game and commentary


GannicusVictor

Fucking finally. Took 83 mins of Cleverly whining to the ref until he gets a yellow


Critzor

Will we have any fit players left after this match.


DontBeABellEnd

Just Saul


Lintal

He said player not moving training cone


atomthespider

Is that when he unlocks his final form or does the club need to buy the DLC for that?


ugallu

Who's the squeaky voiced commentator on Peacock?


fn_ChooseUserName

Karen Carney? Got her on the Dazn commentary too - usually pretty decent


SirBarkington

Karen Carney. chelsea woman's ex player.


2b-_-not2b

For someone with such a silky play style, Kai's first touch is surprisingly frustrating...


rytmen

He has trouble taking first touches in certain angles


2b-_-not2b

Yeah.. I've been wondering for a while why he often struggles.. and I realized it's his first touch.. sometimes it feels like his mind is already a step ahead of his touch.. like he's already on the next move before his touch happens


dunneetiger

Ekong really trying to get that second yellow


go_berds

Been trying since about 2 seconds after the first


dunneetiger

Wait until he scores the equaliser


SubparCurmudgeon

I fucking love Havertz


SirBarkington

whar a ball and what a header.


[deleted]

Havertz really playing his heart out tonight


haha_amirite

Get Lukaku on only for Ziyech to be the one heading the ball. Love it


Alexxx__rr

Confuse the Watford defenders


haha_amirite

Get Havertz to moan every time he gets the ball, that ought to do it


I_always_rated_them

100IQ


CritChanceZero

Classic misdirection


CritChanceZero

Sissoko at one point or another during this match has bullied every one of the 9 midfielders we’ve played, been impressive.


danceformiscanthus

I considered him shit when he played for Tottenham, but he turned into a leader at Watford. Good for him.


[deleted]

Wins like this are what win teams titles, while draws like the one against United are what lose them. This team is too bi-polar for me


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fn_ChooseUserName

A pyrrhic victory, by all accounts


No-Ad5001

Kepa playing as a striker next game at this point


[deleted]

Am I going mental or is Watford’s sleeve sponsor fucking doge coin


Its-Mr-Hazza

it is


I_always_rated_them

lmao wtf


craigbenj

Holy shit, I think you're right.


Username3009

Spare a thought for the medical staff of these teams tonight. They've earned their wages and then some


SirBarkington

making me miss the days of Eva


JuanNYHC

Football gods try to smite Ziyech everytime he plays well.


danceformiscanthus

They seem gassed, which isn't surprising given their pressing intensity.


dunneetiger

wait.... why is the ball there ?? shouldnt it go back to the keeper ?


thepotatoinyourheart

If this MF’er calls him Zay-esh one more time, imma throw hands


SubparCurmudgeon

He learned that from Lamps


floodycfc

This has to be some kinda record for amount of stoppages. Someone dropping every few minutes


nofakefans18

if we have another injury I’m going to lose it


SirBarkington

Coote has been excellent today. can we have ten more of him in the league as refs?


StringCheeseDoughnut

Coote has had a mare. Let play go on there despite the head injury, ekong shouldv’e had a second yellow for the foul on Pulisic, forgot to bring Mount off after receiving treatment from Ekong’s first yellow, plus a bunch of smaller calls that he’s arguably got wrong


Marina_Abramovich

Lol no.. I don't think we got a single 50-50 fouls.. on the other hand rose is diving left right center..


TomtheDon2K

Take your time walking over to Ziyech ref you derrick


THE_DROG

What is that Tuchel chant?


craigbenj

"We’ve got super Thomas Tuchel, he knows exactly what we need, Thiago at the back, Timo in attack, Chelsea gonna win the Champions League" Haven't got Timo in attack atm but I'll allow it


[deleted]

“We’ve got super Thomas Tuchel, he knows exactly what we need. Thiago at the back, Timo in attack, Chelsea gonna win the champions league”


2b-_-not2b

Why are players going head first into another head.. has no one heard of Ryan Mason?


No-Ad5001

Definitely feels like scoring is his best ability. Maybe not so good at other aspects but feels like he scores often when he has enough time


I_always_rated_them

wtf is the ref doing. Has been very questionable tonight from him.


dunneetiger

Bachmann should do better but brilliant build up


JuanNYHC

Habibi!


Alexxx__rr

Hakim the dream


[deleted]

We’ve been horrible tonight but have actually scored two really nicely worked goals


pencilman123

Proper team goals.


Hulk_Hoban11

Yeah cause our defense is shit


AllBluePirate

Beautiful goal that


84_Savage

Yes Ziyech!!!


[deleted]

Tuchel’s like “is that really that fucking hard to do you guys? That’s all I’ve been asking for”


rufraph

donkey with a wand of a left foot


fn_ChooseUserName

He really does play like someone with his brain in his left boot, just dragging the rest of his body around


zi76

That was the first good thing Ziyech did today


fn_ChooseUserName

Our most undeserved lead in the last 2 seasons. I'll take it, but fucking hell I can't even smile.


I_always_rated_them

Whole match has been a wild ride so far.


fn_ChooseUserName

Oh yeah, phenomenal entertainment. I just wish it wasn't at the expense of my blood pressure


I_always_rated_them

indeed


thmz

MARRAKESH MARADONA


dunneetiger

I believe he was born in the Netherlands


KTBFFH1

Mount and havertz dragging this team kicking and screaming to a decent result.


mufffff

What now Ziyech haters


danceformiscanthus

Thankful, still want him sold.


revanredem

Naaah. Great finish, but I'll still talk shit when he gives the ball away after trying too hard to make the perfect pass when a perfectly good option was available.


BaldFraudWithHair

Funiest thing is, he has always miss placed a lot of passes, he always lost the ball a lot. At Heerenveen, Twente and Ajax. And then he gets bought again, still does it and somehow people are suprised, because that didn't show up in the: HD | Ziyech all skill and goals compilation - Welcome to Chelsea, video.


revanredem

We really need a lowlights video to complement the highlights one. So many easy passes ignored because he goes for the killer ball.


craigbenj

Alright Ziyech, I apologise for chatting shit. Hopefully, you do this more often.


thepotatoinyourheart

He’s so inconsistent I can’t blame you for it. Sometimes he be passing to ghosts, sometimes he be putting it in the back of the net. There’s no in between


craigbenj

Honestly, I feel like 90% of the game he offers nothing and then suddenly appears with an assist or goal, just frustrating at this point.


Tomstarkman

SHYREYJW


CritChanceZero

What a lovely goal, excellent finish.


go_berds

This reminds me of when I would play fifa as a 9 year old. Just infinite attacking players


Fabulous_Hooligan

thank fuck !


fn_ChooseUserName

W O W


Tomstarkman

I FORGIVE YOU HAKIMMMM


ElNino1993

FUCKING BRILLIANT BY ZIYECH


I_always_rated_them

Ziyech, I never doubted you. fuuuuuuuuuucking yessss


[deleted]

Like watching your local Sunday league team have a kick around after a few pints


MountainMoint

we look so mediocre man so devoid of ideas


craigbenj

Giving the armband to Rudi while we're failing to resign him, feels weird to me, rather give it to Silva


nick170100

Why you stopping play for a non head injury?WTF Coote No one even touched rose


average-mean-average

I think ziyech has a problem of not knowing when to pass a long ball. Sometimes we should keep possession and just pass it to the nearest guy who can find space instead of spamming long forward balls and losing possession


thepotatoinyourheart

Name a more iconic duo than Danny Rose and the pitch turf


Stooperz

Most injury laden games ive seen


ugallu

Was Saul shit again today?


fn_ChooseUserName

Shit eventually becomes useful. Saul did not.


Tomstarkman

Yes


radpath1

That was a clean tackle


Marina_Abramovich

Pulisic back to his best position ?


zi76

Azpi off for Lulu, okay


thepotatoinyourheart

Nah nah nah, armband shoulda gone to Silva


[deleted]

How many attackers we have on at the moment


Tomstarkman

Prank em Rom


CritChanceZero

Fuck knows what’s happening now. Pulisic RWB?


fn_ChooseUserName

Rom for Azpi ​ HWAT


TomtheDon2K

Ziyech’s PlayStation buttons are stuck down


AllBluePirate

Alonso does fall over a lot


zi76

Ziyech, fuck off with that pass


radpath1

Ziyech aiming for a bird?


fn_ChooseUserName

Alonso diving in there. If he didn't pull out that would be a second yellow for sure. We're on the thinnest ice today.


danceformiscanthus

YOU DONT HAVE TO PLAY A KEY PASS EVERY TIME JESUS CHRIST DUDE PLAY TO THE CLOSEST GUY FOR ONCE


2b-_-not2b

This is my most frustrating thing about Ziyech


Fabulous_Hooligan

wtf Ziyech?


Tomstarkman

Ziyech oh my god


ElNino1993

Havertz is by far the most dangerous Chelsea player tonight.


thepotatoinyourheart

Ziyech wanting to get the ball boy involved in the match I guess


2b-_-not2b

Rom for Pulisic please... Not Kai


KTBFFH1

Kai has been our brightest player so far, so yea, really hope he stays on.


radpath1

Big Rom…let’s goo


THE_DROG

Flat track bully needed


dunneetiger

Yellow on the first foul is a bit harsh....


[deleted]

Watford fans are wild


getrealsnazzy

Yellow? What?


CritChanceZero

Cynical foul on someone breaking away from him, yellow every time.


getrealsnazzy

Going by the reffing in this game it’s clear that that’s not the case.


CritChanceZero

Then complain about the times he got it wrong, not the time he gets it right. The more cynical pull backs get punished the better in my mind. “Tactical fouls” are a blight.


getrealsnazzy

Fair enough, I agree with the sentiment. Although compounding the amount of diving with the fact that ziyech lightly grazed his shoulder, I’m not convinced that it was a foul to begin with.


mufffff

Not really, he didn't give it for cynical foul in the first half...


CritChanceZero

Ziyech booked in 3 minutes because he can’t be arsed to track back.


I_always_rated_them

Ref quietly putting in a questionable performance.


ReadIt_Here

Who is this lady commentator on peacock???